Chapter 33: It's not good, it's going to die!
I don't know when, snowflakes drifted in the night sky and were swept into the house by the strong wind. Even so, it still can't stop the five people from talking, the wine is wanton, and the atmosphere is warm.
The spirit was relaxed, Li Guo was already a little drunk, and when he saw the closest person, his mind was even more relaxed, he had no scruples, he was happy, he drank a lot of wine, and said with a smile from the bottom of his heart: "Uncle, the deeds of you and your aunt in Hulu Mountain, my nephew has heard about it, and I have heard about it~ I envy others!" ”
"Uh~" Li Guo burped, and then continued: "You also know, my nephew has some friends in the rivers and lakes, and they can tell me that you and your aunt are heroes and beauties, and they also invented the wooden stake, which can be called a new innovation in the martial arts world, and the good story has spread all over Hulu Mountain." Uncle, you don't know, my nephew is happy for you from the bottom of my heart to be able to find such a good aunt. ”
Between pushing the glass and changing the glass, everyone didn't know how much wine they had drunk, only to see large and small wine jars placed randomly on the side, and the air was filled with a strong smell of wine.
When Li Guo said these words drunkly, the three brothers and sisters of the Gao family were already drunk and hazy, only Li Hongji still maintained a clear mind, and his brain was constantly running.
At this moment, Li Hongji was really surprised, he was just a soul traveler, in essence, he had nothing to do with this "nephew", how could he feel so kind at first sight? It's weird, is it because of the bloodline?
As if a ghost made a god worse, even when he returned to this "home", Li Hongji had a familiar and unfamiliar feeling. In the end, he could only come to the conclusion that the original consciousness of the ontology was influencing him.
Since he has taken possession of this body, in any case, out of some morality, he should also take care of his relatives. What's more, this "Li Hongji" is such a close relative, who can unconsciously influence himself, and the ghost sent the god to Li Jiqian Village, which shows that the relationship between the original owner and Li Guo is extraordinary, far better than the ordinary uncle-nephew relationship.
After this thought came to mind, Li Hongji had words in his heart: "Don't worry, the owner of this body." I will do my best to take care of your nephew Li Guo, you can rest in peace, and go with peace of mind. ”
At this moment, as soon as he finished silently reciting these words, Li Hongji clearly felt that his head was light, and some things that did not belong to him disappeared in his mind and gradually faded, only those memories of the owner of this body were still there.
Li Hongji shook his head gently, his face was happy, knowing that the thought was gradually receding and no longer affected him. However, before he had time to rejoice and continue to be happy, all of a sudden, Li Guo wailed, hid his face and lay on the table, kept slapping his head, squirting wine in his mouth, constantly blaming himself, and his words were a little unclear.
"Uncle, I'm sorry for you, I didn't take a good look at this family. In the days when you were away, my aunt didn't know anything about self-love, let alone what courtesy, righteousness and shame were. Uncle, I'm sorry, I didn't take a good look at my aunt......"
All of a sudden, Li Hongji clearly felt that the thoughts that had just retreated returned in an instant, constantly affecting him, his perception was like being struck by lightning, his face was numb, and an inexplicable anger poured out instantly, like a surging river, which came in an instant, filling his entire chest, and he had a feeling of suffocation.
At this moment, the return of "Li Hongji", more precisely, his residual consciousness, constantly affected Li Hongji's thinking, making him also extremely angry, his eyes were angry and wanted to breathe fire, his eyes were round, he stood up suddenly, turned away, and disappeared into the darkness, in the vast snowflakes.
What is the most shameful thing for a man to do better than being a cuckold?
Bang!
The door was rudely opened, and the remaining four people were still drunk and unconscious, unaware that a murder was quietly coming. Li Guo was still crying, constantly blaming himself, and Gao Yigong was still responding sentence by sentence: "Li Guo, what are you talking nonsense?" My sister is not the kind of woman you say, you can't kill you! ”
"Uncle, I'm sorry, I didn't look at my aunt and made you cuckold......"
Gao Yigong stood up slowly, and when he saw that Li Hongji was not there, he didn't have any suspicions, his mouth was full of wine, and he muttered, "Hmm... What about brother-in-law? Why is it gone? ”
"You girl, the more you talk, the more energetic you get, look at the little master's big ears and melon seeds to whip you! Besides, you say it again, I'll beat you to death, believe it or not! ”
Swaying and swaying, muttering, Gao Yigong had already come to Li Guo's side, and saw that the latter was still spewing feces with his mouth full of feces and framing his sister, and suddenly became angry, and suddenly grabbed Li Guo's collar, and without saying a word, he came up with two mouths.
Smack!
The fight was still unrelieved, and Gao Yigong said angrily: "Sample, do you really think that I can't do it, and I don't dare to beat you?!" Tell you, whoever dares to frame my sister, I will whip him! Hmph~ If it weren't for my brother-in-law's sake, you are my brother-in-law's nephew, and you have depended on each other since childhood, but there are more than these two mouths! ”
"Yo~ You kid still dare to say? Don't think that if you pretend to be drunk, pretend to be stupid, and pretend to be pitiful, I won't beat you? I'll let you say ~ I'll let you say ~ I can't kill you! ”
Bang Bang...!
Six mouths in a row, all of them almost beat Li Guo into a pig's head, his cheeks were red and swollen, how could he not be sober? I woke up in an instant, I only felt a hot pain on my face, I don't know why, I don't understand why this little uncle beat himself? A look of wrongedness.
A series of six mouths, that was a real hit, and the crisp voice echoed in the room, and it was not only Li Guo who was sober, but also Gao Ligong and Gao Guiying's brothers and sisters. The two of them woke up suddenly, and they were suddenly frightened, and when they saw that their younger brother was going to smoke Li Guo's ear scraper, they hurriedly stepped forward and held Gao Yigong, Gao Guiying reprimanded: "Yigong, what are you crazy about?!" Anyway, Guo'er is a junior, if he says something wrong. As an elder, you shouldn't treat people like this, it's too much. ”
Hearing this, Li Guo felt even more aggrieved, his face was swollen, he couldn't say a word, he had a nosebleed, the corners of his mouth were bleeding, and he snorted in pain.
However, Gao Yigong was still unconvinced, he was still drunk, constantly struggling, and said angrily and dissatisfiedly: "Sister, don't stop me, see if I can smoke this guy to death?!" If this girl is talking about me, forget it, my younger brother is also a person with a belly, so he doesn't remember villains with him, and he doesn't have the same knowledge as him. However, he actually slandered you, slandered you for cheating with others, and did things that were sorry for your brother-in-law. It's easy to say anything else, but it's about your innocence and reputation, you can't just let this kid go, you have to beat him to make his peach blossoms bloom, let him talk nonsense, and spew feces all over his mouth! ”
In an instant, Gao Ligong and Gao Guiying were stunned, they didn't expect this reason, no wonder the younger brother was so ruthless, splitting his head and covering his face was a mouth. Vaguely, the two of them nodded secretly, and said in their hearts: "One work, well done~ good fight!" ”
Li Guo was also stunned, compared to the two of them, he thought a lot, deeper and farther, immediately thought of some things, regardless of the hot pain on his face and the bleeding from the corners of his mouth, and said in a loud voice: "Oh no, I'm going to die~!" ”
The nonsensical sentence made Gao Ligong and Gao Guiying straight, dizzy, and didn't understand what's going on? Gao Yigong, who was still struggling, said even more baldly: "Damn, borrowing those words from my brother-in-law, you are really running the train with your mouth full, didn't Lao Tzu just slap you a few times, you kid just climbed up the pole, pulled the banner to buy tiger skins, and said something bad~ Someone died." Come on, come here, let the master smoke you to death, fulfill your wish, and really make a human life! ”
Gao Yigong's small mouth was like a machine gun, and these words came out of the air, and it only took a few seconds to say so much.
However, Li Guo was anxious, his face was anxious, how could he care so much, and he didn't have time to explain, as soon as he finished saying that, he jumped out of the stool, jumped up, and went straight to the outside of the hospital, and suddenly gave himself a mouthful, and said to himself: "Mouth owes, let you mouth ow, it's really a drink and a mistake~!" ”
At this time, seeing Li Guo like this, Gao Yigong was happy: "Hehe... Big brother, sister, look, I'm not mistaken~! This kid himself said that he owed his own mouth and beat himself. ”
In an instant, Gao Yigong's last sentence reminded them instead, combined with what had just happened, Gao Ligong and Gao Guiying had already understood some things, glanced at each other, and immediately understood the reason why Li Guo was in a hurry, and said the meaning of those words.
As soon as they thought of this, the two didn't dare to stop, turned around, followed Li Guo's footprints left on the snow, trotted away, and dragged Gao Yigong, making the latter scream strangely: "Sister, brother, don't pull me, I will go by myself!" Li Guo's kid is crazy, and you two are also crazy, but you just yelled at such a throat, do you need to be in such a hurry? Don't take it seriously, it's a big deal, I won't hit him anymore~! ”
In the blink of an eye, the three of them disappeared into Li Guo's courtyard, leaving footprints on their faces and heading straight in a certain direction.