Daily nitro Minamigumoseki comes to Naganoya
After telling the story for so long, everyone may forget this human relations scientist——— as the best human relations scientist of pentanitrotoluene, we must remember his name ——— Nanyunguan
Nangumoguan, after studying for so long, there was no result at all, he summed up the reason——— I didn't go deep into the Nagano family, how could I understand the relationship between them? Looks like I'm going to have to bring some people to their site to study! That's it!
Just do it, Nangunonguan is also a relatively superstitious person, thinking that the evil spirit of the Nagano family is so heavy, it will have a great impact on his research. So he wanted to eat something righteous to suppress this evil spirit
What exactly do you eat? It is necessary to open up the six veins of Ren Du and activate the tendons. So, Nanyunguan boiled a pot of croton soup and expelled all the evil qi in his body, only in his body was there a body of righteousness left, which could suppress the evil qi in it
After a day of stomach straining, he went to Nagano's house the next day with 100 researchers
Nanyunguan specially found a professional team to carry the coffin, the purpose of which was to show the whole society: "I, Nanyunguan, will not return Loulan if I don't break it——— I have the determination to die, and I must study the relationship between them thoroughly...... It seems that this human relations scientist wants to eat some paraquat or take a bath in dimethylmercury?
Of course, the life of a madman is great. Nanyunguan just went to a psychiatric hospital and stayed there for a few days
Now let's go back to the Nagano house, when there was no interview
Everything is so normal, the girls are all writing love letters, and they are constantly striving for the rest of their lives to Nagano Heng. This time, it's time for the girls to take the initiative ——— cook a meal for their dear husbands
Baigu Yinzi,When designing the kitchen,,Deliberately designed a large kitchen,All kinds of pots and pans,Kitchenware is readily available.,If you want any vegetables and meat.,Just go to the game and get it.。 This is very convenient, and the girls show their love
Nagano Heng looked south of the city from the balcony, and found that a large group of people were rushing towards the house, and he looked carefully at the person who took the lead——— where did this uncle seem to have seen it?" Where? To this uncle on TV...... What's his name? Yes, it's him, absolutely yes, the one who came is not good! He hurriedly ran downstairs, next to the ceiling of the hall, to inform everyone of the matter: "That women's clothing boss is here......"
Everyone is very puzzled, which women's clothing boss? Nagano Hatsumitsu asked, "Brother, which women's clothing boss is it?" In the country of pentanitrotoluene, there are many boys who like to wear women's clothes...... Which one is it? "The old man in his 50s on TV ......" "Husband, don't say it, I'm ......sick to my stomach" Nagano Seiya said, "I'm going to set up the machine gun first, no, aim the anti-aircraft gun 88mm at that stupid face......"
Baigu Yinzi was cooking in the kitchen, poked her head out and asked, "Which women's clothing boss is coming over again?" "The ...... surnamed Nagumo" "Fuck, it's this !!"
She paused for a moment and walked into the kitchen again: "Private gymnastics すると, biのお母さんがまた焦げてしまった." (Fuck, the dish is fucking burned again)" At this time, the human relations scientist Nagumo Seki arrived at the door of Nagano's house
Everyone is human, so the proper etiquette must be fulfilled. Mingumoseki rang the doorbell (there was a big bell in front of Nagano's house, and whoever wanted to come in had to ring the bell) Nagano Island Kaze opened the door, almost scared to death by the scene: a professional team of seven people, carrying a palace-like coffin, and then more than 100 researchers...... It seems that he came to study it with the determination to die
Nanyunguan said with a smile: "Big sister, I'm here to study the relationship between your babies...... Thank you for your indelible contribution to the study of human relations......"
Before the big expert finished speaking, Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai began to play the seven levels of crying, this sound was so loud that it could be heard clearly in almost the central city. However, although everyone feels strange, it is not strange——— because the diamond house of the Nagano family has people funeral every day, and people are sent away every day...... So in the country of pentanitrotoluene, there is such a meme: don't visit Nagano's house, or you will be funeral...... However, some people have confirmed that a visit to Nagano's house will not be a funeral. However, keyboard warriors don't believe it......
Nagumo closed the door and asked Nagano Heng at the beginning, "How did you know these girls?" "The ...... picked up" "Impossible, absolutely impossible, the relationship between the picked up is still so good......"
Nagano Hatsumitsu said: "These sisters are not all picked up, there are two sisters who were picked up, and the remaining three sisters are found by themselves......" "Oh......" Nangunonase said, "What is the marriage relationship between you?" ”
"Marriage is my privacy," said Nagano, "and I haven't been thinking about getting married in the last few years...... Now I ask you not to force me to get on the thief ship, once I am gone, there will be no turning back......"
Yan Yuemiko said: "I ask you to fart quickly, if you have something to say, say it quickly!" Time is too precious to be wasted! It's better to study something else than to study our relationships, right? Why don't I give you a drink of dimethylmercury......" "You can respect our research, right?" Without us researchers, society would not have progressed," Nagumoguan said
Nagano sneered, "I think it's a waste like you that will stop the progress of society...... Now my country's marriage law is not so perfect, so I got a marriage certificate with a few people, and it has nothing to do with you...... I remember a long, long time ago, there was a man who married 39 wives...... At that time, no one studied what the relationship between this man and his other wives was, I was a minor, are you having trouble with a minor? ”
Nanyunguan called the other researchers over and said, "You guys say a few words for me first, this is about to choke Lao Tzu to death...... I'm going to throw it here today, and if this issue isn't thoroughly studied today, we'll live here...... Or carried out by them...... I called the professional team, and if I died, I would go straight into the coffin and send me directly to the funeral home......"
Daofeng Yuli sneered: "As the most awesome expert, I can't take responsibility, which really shocks me...... Uncle, why don't I ask you to be Bi Gongwen (Restroom administrator)? ”
This time, it was replaced by a researcher in his 20s to ask the question: "Little sister Daofeng Yuli, what is the relationship between you and Yan Yue Meizi?" I'll ask a simpler, I think you'll live up to my expectations......"
"I'm going to not let it down!" Daofeng Yuli said, "I came here to take revenge, but this Lord Yama's vision is really good, and he has found a very good-looking one." I loved...... I think my dear husband doesn't smoke or drink, that's the best husband in the world......" "My husband is not something you can praise!" Yan Yuemiko said angrily
"The old lady likes this person......" Shimafeng Yuli said, "Your fucking vision is really fucking good, squatting to such a good person......" "Indeed, my husband is really good......" Baigu Otoko said. "If people have problems, my dad will never let me come over and ask for ......," Nagano said
"What the are you ......" "I'm combo!" "Fuck", "バカ", "あなたは馬鹿です (You are a bastard)" ...... The girls started fighting again
Yan Yue Miko gave Nagano Xingya a punch first, Shima Feng Yuli took the book and slashed at Yan Yue Miko, and Baigu Otoko shot an arrow at the three people frantically, and then a large pile of books flew over.
The three girls climbed from upstairs to downstairs, from the building to the outside...... In the end, they almost went to the funeral home, but fortunately, the hospital pulled their lives back.
Heng Nagano sighed helplessly and said, "Accompanying the gods is like accompanying the tiger...... I'm too difficult......" Nanyunguan took a lot of heart-saving pills and said, "Let's go on!" What do you think of these girls around you? ”
"I'm so fucking lucky to meet them......," said Tsuneshi Nagano, "more noisy than anyone else, closer than anyone else's relationship...... For me......" "Oh, that's right! ”
Nagano Heng looked around, carefully looked at the group of researchers, and said, "Xiao Hei, No. 37, No. 45, No. 89, No. 135, No. 472...... These five people sent ......"
The five researchers were upset: "What the did I do wrong?" Why send us away? Nagano Heng didn't say anything, signaling to black and white impermanence, and quickly searched his body.
The researchers were unwilling, but after putting on the amulet, they had to be willing if they were unwilling. Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai searched out the press cards and cameras on these five people, so there was nothing to quibble, so they cried and sent them away
The little ghosts carried the coffin out, and there was a band behind them, and the song Crying Seven Levels was blown very slowly and lazily. It makes people tired to listen to, and of course, the person sitting in the coffin is even more tired
Nanyunguan vomited blood, and then said, "I can see now that these girls like you a lot...... Willing to give everything they have for you...... It's really the unswerving loyalty of love! ”
At this time, two nurses came with a trash can——— which was a yellow trash can with a 3C certification (medical waste) painted on it.
The two nurses opened the trash can——— it was full of arrows or something...... There is also some toilet paper, which cannot be said to be toilet paper, it should be a white non-woven fabric. This non-woven fabric has lip prints printed on it——— because of this fight today, the girls can't write love letters anymore
A nurse said, "Although your family has money, you can't send all the money to the hospital, right?" Another nurse said, "Our attending physician said that everything that was removed from these loli will be brought to you in the future, no matter what is removed...... It's up to you to handle it...... It's not that we don't want to take on this responsibility, but let you remember it for a long ......time."
Everyone present was shocked: "The gods are fighting, it's really fucking shattered——— if they want to deal with us unanimously, our lives won't be able to be picked up......"
Everyone ran out frantically, and after a while, only Nanyunguan was left
The professional team has to accompany them until the end because they have received money. Nanyunguan said, "Why did you all run away? It seems that this expert has carried all the ...... alone," he continued, "As a family with a particularly complicated relationship, Tsutoshi Nagano, I really admire you for the pressure that your peers can't bear...... I think that's the end of my research——— your relationship is just a simple romantic relationship with some rivals in between...... You have a happy family and a happy love...... Grandpa, I hope you can take advantage of the opportunity of your life...... I don't want my research to end up in vain...... I hope you will cooperate with me and do my last research on you well...... The main thing is that I can publish a paper, and if I can get good reviews, I can ......"
"This is really easy to do," Nagano Heng said, "You can write like this, my baby has cooked a big pot of rice, I'll go and heat it up, and you can eat at my place at noon today...... It's not easy for you to do research, especially for people like you who are on the verge of expulsion, I hope grandpa you can study something better, instead of studying this useless thing......"
Nanyun Guan said: "Okay, okay! In the future, you are welcome to come to my institute to have a fun, there are many researchers in our institute, and we also study some topics about the relationship between husband and wife, and the topic of reconciliation will help you live a ......happy life in the future."
Under the guidance of the Nagano family, Nagumoseki completed the last thesis on this subject——— which can be said to be the most sober-minded of his entire research on the subject. It can be regarded as a successful conclusion to this topic.
In the last sentence of the paper, Nagumo Guan wrote: "A person's love, big or small...... He is always in love, and he will never change, it is immutable...... Everyone is entitled to get their own vigorous love and pursue their beloved...... We can't have a big objection to this love just because this person has a lot of people pursuing her, or because a lot of people are pursuing her...... In the face of love, anyone must keep their heads clear and not be carried away by things that will happen for a while. On the road of love, anyone should stay awake and realize what they are doing? Rise to anything, do everything to be sober......"