【260】Cohabitation begins (II)
"You're in the water, aren't you?"
This kind of dirty water splashed out of thin air, how could Lin Xuan take it, and since the live broadcast that night, I finally saw Xiao Nizi say a few more words, and she must continue the topic, even if it is in the form of a quarrel.
As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of flirting, you are afraid of talking less and less.
"What do you mean I have a sunny day? You call her and ask her if she agrees with you. ”
"In other words, you admit that you want to fight Zhao Han's idea?" Xiao Nizi didn't answer at all, her eyes widened, as if she was guarding against a weasel who was going to steal chickens, "I found out last time I went out to play together, you see Zhao Han's eyes are shining, she must think that she has long legs and breasts......"
Most of the time I wanted to say that the big-breasted little Nizi glanced at the middle-aged driver, and swallowed the word behind it with a slightly red cheek.
Many times thin-skinned people often have to suffer, but Lin Xuan is not as tender as her, so he answered without shame: "Don't be presumptuous......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw a little girl with a pretty face flushed for a moment grabbed a box, and threw it over with a "whew", Lin Xuan just made a dodge action, his mind was spinning, and he forcibly stopped the body's self-protection instinct.
Just slightly turned an angle, and used the side face to "catch" the carton that was mostly a case fan.
Jiang Qianyu is not a person who is not light or heavy, on the one hand, because of the emotional depression in the past few days, and on the other hand, because he said such things in front of outsiders, he was so ashamed that he would subconsciously grab something and smash him.
However, after the hand stretched out, it had already reacted, so when the hand grabbed the box and threw it out, it was not so much "smashing" as "throwing", and before the box was thrown out, there was a short pause that slowed down the force.
So her action of smashing the box out was terrifying, but when the box really flew out, she didn't have much strength.
So much so that after Lin Xuan's brain controlled his body and made preparations for "touching porcelain", he listened for another three or a quarter of a second before he felt a hard thing hit his handsome face.
There was a solid and muffled sound of "bang".
The middle-aged master, who was secretly smiling at the quarrel between the young couple, turned his head suddenly.
I just happened to see the young man next to him who might have hooked up with his girlfriend's best friend being smashed in the face by a small box, and then used a handsome action almost like the male protagonist in an idol movie, and he didn't rush to cover his smashed red face.
The first to reach out and grab the box that had smashed in his face and then fallen.
Then he looked up at the beautiful girlfriend who obviously didn't think about really smashing it, obviously enduring the pain but still trying to show a smile, and said something that made him feel like he had opened the door to his new world: "Don't worry, it doesn't hurt." ”
Called by many friends and peers as "able to be in a mouth" of the old Song when he was young, he also relied on sweet words to deceive a daughter-in-law who was still a show when he was young, and now the children are in high school, but they have a down-to-earth life, but they are usually quite able to talk, when the young couple came up, they actually took the initiative to talk about the topic, and later noticed that the atmosphere between the couple was not quite right, so as not to stop the interest of casual chatter, so as not to annoy people, Otherwise, isn't he usually soliciting customers?
Just now, he was still sighing that God doesn't have long eyes, such a beautiful little girl is actually cheaper than such a wooden pimple with a little eyesight - I don't know how to open the door for my girlfriend when I take a taxi, and I don't say a word and I sit in the passenger seat first, isn't it a pimple?
If it's just that, this young man is so good but he doesn't know how to cherish it, such a beautiful girlfriend is angry, and after getting in the car, this guy has been holding his mobile phone to chat, which makes him have to lower the evaluation of "wooden lumps" to the end, and become "uncarvable" rotten wood, some sigh This little girl looks very smart and clever, why is her vision so bad?
Hangzhou has produced beautiful women since ancient times, he has been driving here for some years, and he has seen a lot of beauties, but after such a ride, you will feel that it is really rare to see a girl who has not seen a beautiful woman for several years.
Of course, when people reach middle age, the pressure and troubles in all aspects are everywhere, and this uncle can't really do anything, and he still has self-knowledge, but he just looks at this man's stupidity, and he feels a little emotional, and feels that if he is twenty years younger, there will be nothing wrong with this young man.
However, just when he was amused by his own nonsensical thoughts, he saw such a subversive scene.
Suddenly I felt that I had lived to a dog for half my life.
Then I looked at the little girl who was still angry just now, and she was already moved to cry, and the middle-aged driver master could only sigh in his heart: "Sure enough, the dogs that bite people don't bark, this young man...... I want it! ”
I feel that even if he shouts at this time, the master is willing, really convinced, just rely on this hand, go back to the house and wait for the daughter-in-law to get angry one day, and learn to come once, and she is still not moved.
There is no end to learning, and those who reach it are the first!
Lin Xuan naturally didn't know that the driver next to him had such a rich inner activity, and he had just finished brushing his handsomeness, but he saw Xiao Nizi stunned there, staring at him with clear and bright eyes, and he didn't speak in a daze, but in those beautiful big eyes, there was mist in it, and he looked like he wanted to cry.
"It doesn't hurt."
Lin Xuan subconsciously wanted to stretch out his hand, but when he lifted it, he found that it was across the seat, and he was still holding the box with the case fan in his hand, which had a seal on it, and it was not easy to remove, so he lowered his head to check the box, raised it towards her, turned it left and right, and squeezed out a smile: "This is not bad." ”
The thick skin is thick in the heart, which does not mean that the face is really wrapped in copper and iron skin, although Xiao Nizi did not really use force, but it still hurts to smash it like this, it has been hot, and at this time he squeezed out a smiling face, which naturally hurts more.
Lin Xuan didn't hide it after pretending, he grinned for a while, then glanced at Jiang Qianyu, and then hurriedly held back, still smiling gently, "It's really okay, it's just that you always scold me for being shameless...... Hey, it seems that the skin is still not thick enough. ”
Xiao Nizi, whose eyes were full of tears, didn't hold back her tears and burst into laughter, and as soon as she laughed, she flattened her mouth again, and tears fell down in a puff.
She didn't know why she was crying, so she hurriedly reached out to wipe her tears, but the tears obviously never obeyed, and they kept falling.
Lin Xuan was separated by the seat, and he couldn't help her wipe her tears, so he hurriedly coaxed softly: "It's really okay, don't cry, don't cry, it's okay...... Hiss! Accidentally speaking too excitedly, affecting the handsome face that was smashed, Lin Xuan couldn't help but gasp.
"Don't talk, I don't want to pay attention to you."
Xiao Nizi, who couldn't stop crying, didn't scold him at this time, Lin Xuan didn't care, he hurriedly took out a tissue from his trouser pocket and handed it over, and said, "Okay, okay, don't say it, ignore it, as long as you don't cry, just smash it a few more times." ”
Xiao Nizi, who was talking about ignoring but honestly taking the tissue, was wiping her tears, and when she heard this, her tears couldn't be stopped, and she snorted for a while to stop her tears, and she didn't make a sound, just wiping her tears there, snorting from time to time.
She didn't cry for long, after a traffic light, the car began to slow down, and then stopped outside the community where the two of them lived, and the driver, who had not spoken all the way, suddenly said: "Little girl, I'll say a little more, don't be annoyed, young people now, your boyfriend is so good, it will hurt people, get angry when you should be angry, don't pass, otherwise it's you who is distressed, isn't this reason?" ”
Lin Xuan glanced at Xiao Nizi, who was blushing with shame for a moment, and said with a smile in the accent of the driver's master: "That's right, that's right, it's this reason, what you said is too right." ”
The driver laughed and joked again: "Do you want to tip more?" ”
Lin Xuan, who was turning this corner, almost overturned, Jiang Qianyu couldn't help laughing, and burst out laughing.
Lin Xuan also couldn't help laughing, and said, "No problem, just make my girlfriend laugh, this thank you fee can't be less." ”
Jiang Qianyu glared at him with wide eyes, only to find that this kind of look was no longer effective for Lin Xuan, so he kicked him angrily after getting out of the car, only to see Lin Xuan take out his mobile phone to pay, and glanced at it driven by curiosity.
As a result, I saw that he added six yuan after ordering the thank you fee.
One didn't hold back and kicked him again.