Chapter 1: Riding a donkey into the rivers and lakes
Hello everyone, my name is Yi Changtian, I have been here for sixteen years, everything was fine before, and now I feel that everything is not good......
All because he took one more look at him in the crowd......
But what makes Yi Changtian unacceptable is that it is a marriage for others to take a look at in the crowd, I just took one more look at the crowd to ask for food, and lost a spirit stone in the spirit of virtue and goodness, why do you want to be my master with a dead face?
Every time I think of the old man surnamed Li blowing himself up to his father, and then my father really believes in this old man's evil and wants to worship him as a teacher.
No matter how Yi Changtian refuted and protested, he couldn't change his father's will, the old man surnamed Li shook the dirty pigtails on his head, grinned and showed a mouthful of yellow teeth, and swore to his father Yi Xiao and said: "Master Yi, you can put 10,000 hearts, this son will become a big thing in the future!" ”
Originally, he felt that this old man was uneasy and kind, but as soon as these words came out, Yi Changtian understood, and hurriedly covered his ass with his hand, "You goddamn it, I'm still a little daisy!" You're trying to do it to me! Doesn't your conscience hurt?! ”
The arm couldn't twist the thigh, and in the end, it was as the old man surnamed Li wished......
And Yi Changtian also followed this liar master out of the Guanjiang estuary on the day of his coming-of-age ceremony, his hometown where he was extremely satisfied with his life.
As the young master of the first family in Guanjiangkou, Yi Changtian really doesn't want to look back on the hard life of his previous life, in this life, he resists in every way to become a struggle, just wants to eat and wait for death, and then marry her five, six, seven, eighty or nine little daughters-in-law when he becomes an adult, and live a happy life.
However, the plan always can't catch up with the changes, and Yi Changtian, who has just ushered in the coming-of-age ceremony, said goodbye to his life of eating and waiting for death.
After the coming-of-age ceremony, the sloppy old man surnamed Li was impatient to pull Yi Changtian out of the mouth of the Guanjiang River, originally a handsome BMW prepared by the father for himself, but was replaced by this sloppy old man with a short and thin donkey, saying that walking the rivers and lakes should be different, everyone else rides a horse, then we can't ride a horse, we have to ride a donkey!
If it weren't for the second person, Yi Changtian would have really been frightened by this sentence, but obviously the current Yi Changtian doesn't think that riding a donkey is unusual, isn't that a big fool......
I don't know who leaked the news, the young women in the entire Guanjiangkou walked to the city to see off Yi Changtian, of course, not reluctantly, but farewell, and even hung eighteen salutes on the city wall, crackling and walking for a long distance can be heard.
To do this step as a man, especially as a man, is really a failure......
At this moment, Yi Changtian suddenly felt that this sloppy old man seemed to be not bad, could it be that this old man was my plug-in?
Wrong!
Did he see that he was an outsider?
Otherwise, how could he come to the door with a dead face and want to accept himself as an apprentice? And this old man doesn't look like a master who can lead himself in this world to pretend to be a slap in the face!
Until the mouth of the Guanjiang River completely disappeared from view, the sloppy old man who had nothing to say all the way took a sip of his cigarette stick, spit out a puff of green smoke, and said the words that the thunderous Yi Changtian was even more scorched.
"Yi Erwa, don't please your mother-in-law in the future, you see that Master and I have lived a very chic life!"
What's that? Don't let the mother-in-law? I don't have a bachelor's degree, do temples also accept it?
Yi Changtian can't accept this sentence at all, the so-called unfilial piety has three, no queen is the greatest, whether we please the mother-in-law or not is secondary, the key is that we are a filial child......
"Old man, why didn't you say earlier that you are a monk, I won't worship this teacher, and I won't break through the rivers and lakes, I want to go back to the mouth of the river!"
I never thought that this sloppy old man grinned, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth, "This can't help you, the apprentice tea is respected, and the head is kowtowed, the so-called one day is a teacher and a father for life, can you not recognize your father?" ”
"Besides, Master, I'm not a monk, have you ever seen such a chic monk as a teacher? As for saying that unfilial piety is the greatest, don't think that I don't know that you have two older brothers, and your family will never be left behind, even if you three brothers can't do it, your father is still in the prime of life, and it's no problem to add a younger brother and sister to you! ”
You can't be three brothers!
Even if my two brothers can't, I will definitely do it!
Wait, isn't it not good to say that two brothers like this...... Forget it, it's all good anyway!
"Old man."
"Call Master!"
"Yes, old man!"
The sloppy old man who took a puff of cigarette glanced at Yi Changtian helplessly, forget it, just change this title slowly, and when you know the great achievements of the teacher, you will kneel down in front of your father, hug your thighs and cry and shout Master.
"Old man, is the reason why you are so chic is because you can't do it......"
I thought that the old man would blow up his hair, after all, no man can accept others saying that he can't do it, even if this man is already an old man.
But to Yi Changtian's surprise, the old man smiled strangely, then looked around, and lowered his voice, "Boy, originally I didn't bother to argue with you as a teacher, but since you are already my apprentice, you can also know some things." ”
Looking at the old man's appearance, Yi Changtian was also aroused, could it be that there was something secret?
"I'm telling you, I'm a pillar of optimus every morning! It's been going on for decades! ”
That's it?
The corners of Yi Changtian's mouth twitched, Nima's, these are some of the things that can be known?
"Really every morning? Lasted for decades? Why can't I? ”
"You're vain!"
The old man glanced at Yi Changtian contemptuously, "Yi Erwa, that's why I warned you not to please your mother-in-law, not only is life chic, but also the child's body practice is very advantageous!" ”
As he spoke, he said, "As soon as I saw that your body was so weak, I knew that you had learned the left-right fighting technique, I can tell you, this is a bad habit!" ”
"Get out! I'm also the little master of the Yi family, so I can fight left and right? Please don't insult the first family of Guanjiangkou, okay? ”
couldn't stand such humiliation, Yi Changtian found that the old man's words were a little wrong, "Eh, by the way, old man, can you not call me Yi Erwa, I am the third in the family, and I can't be linked to the second one." ”
Then he climbed on the donkey, and the old man led the donkey, and walked slowly.
"Although you are the third in line at home, you are my second apprentice, so there is nothing wrong with calling you Yi Erwa."
"That means I still have a senior brother called what kind of baby?"
Big baby, is it the big baby who breathes fire, so I'm the second baby who sprinkles water?
"No, no, no, your senior brother is not called Dawa, his name is Li Qiufeng, but the unparalleled Fire Maple Sword Saint in the rivers and lakes! Since his debut, he has not tasted defeat! ”
it! It's coming, it's coming! It turns out that my plug-in is this senior brother!
"I don't know what kind of realm my senior brother is now, I haven't tasted defeat, then my senior brother must be invincible at the same level, and he can even challenge beyond the level, so dare to ask Master, who has the senior brother defeated?"
However, the old man's face stiffened, and then he coughed, "Ahem, Erwa, walking the rivers and lakes, although the tree is good for the shade, but the tree is also windy, so your senior brother is your senior brother, you must not go around to promote your senior brother, if you attract your senior brother's enemy, it will be troublesome." ”
What's that? My brother still has an enemy? Shouldn't it be decisive to kill? How can there be enemies.
It's over, it seems that this senior brother is not very reliable.
"By the way, old man, where are we going?"
Yi Changtian, who was stunned in an instant, pulled his face and asked casually.
"Qingyun Mountain."
"What are you doing in Qingyun Mountain?"
"Your senior brother made an appointment for you to fight the chief disciple of Qingyun Mountain, we have to go quickly, otherwise we won't be able to catch up with the time of the appointment, and then we will end up with a reputation of running away without a fight, but we will lose the old face of the teacher."
What's that? Senior brother makes an appointment for me?
Didn't I just apprentice today? Why is there a covenant to fight? My senior brother is too well-informed!