Chapter 120: A Wise Woman
Five numbers have to break their fingers, and the man who dares you to have a child now will not die well.
The hero smiled dumbly: "Then let me ask you, your medicine god department is famous all over the world, how many of the girls who married at the age of thirteen or fourteen can give birth to children safely?" How many dystocies are there? How many deaths? How many of the ten newborns can grow up healthy? ”
Wu Qi'er's brows were twisted together: "This ...... What is this? How can people know! ”
"You've seen or heard of mothers and babies dying due to difficult births."
Wu Qi'er nodded: "Last year, Sister Yan'er died when she gave birth, and Qi'er cried for a long time!" ”
"How old is she?"
"Half a year older than me."
"That's it. When a person is fourteen or fifteen years old, his body bones have not fully grown, and he is still a child, how can he get married and have children? That's why Middle-earth and Kyushu all use eighteen as a sign of adulthood. ”
This time, Wu Qi'er understood, and said with a bitter face: "What does my brother mean, can you not take you to the mountains to raise until you are eighteen years old?" ”
The hero laughs: "That's pretty much what it means. So, if you really like to be with your brother, then be a sister first, listen to your brother, and at least don't let poisonous insects bite people casually. ”
Wu Que didn't follow: "There are three more years, it's so long, the finch will suffocate to death." ”
It's not a good thing to solve. After thinking about it, the hero said, "That brother allows you to catch bad guys and go up the mountain to play." According to your past experience, there are one or two, three years will pass, right?! ”
"Okay." Wu Que Er replied without pulling a few words, and continued: "But I will ask my mother when I go back, if she says that you are a liar, I will hate you, I hate it for a month!" ”
The hero laughed: "Okay, if your mother really thinks that your brother is wrong, then the next time you meet, your brother apologizes to you and says for a month." ”
"Really? Talking counts! ”
Wu Que'er immediately became happy again, a standard child, saying that it is cloudy, and that it is sunny.
Watching the interaction between the two, Tian Wanxi couldn't help but speak: "The teacher will definitely be a good father in the future!" ”
followed by a half-sentence that didn't say: If this child was born to me, it would be even more perfect.
"Really? I hope I don't raise bear children. ”
The hero responds casually, but in his heart he doesn't think so.
It's clear that a good husband can't do it, let alone a good father?
"Your Highness!"
There was a voice calling from behind, he turned his head, and saw that it was Yun Chuchu supporting Shangguan Shuanghua, so he frowned: "Is your Xuannu Pavilion's unique stunt specifically annoying?" ”
"What did you say?"
"Chu Chu." Stopping Yun Chuchu, who was staring, Shangguan Shuanghua saluted: "Shuanghua has not thanked His Highness for saving his life." ”
"Excuse me, as I said, it's a thank you for your warning, and we owe each other nothing."
Shangguan Shuanghua shook his head: "Your Highness is righteous, but Shuanghua can't bear it with shame." Those words were not warnings at all, but warnings that I didn't know how to do.
Now that I think about it, how stupid it is, His Royal Highness repays his grievances with virtue, which makes Shuanghua even more ashamed. ”
People who like to be more serious are really troublesome.
The hero pursed his lips, suddenly changed into a squinting expression, looked up and down at people's tattered dresses and said, "Okay! Since you have to thank Your Highness, the life-saving grace can not be easily repaid, so it is better for Sister Shangguan to allow it?
His Royal Highness still has a vacant seat for the side concubine! ”
As soon as these words came out, the four women in the audience were shocked.
Yun Chuchu was angry, Tian Wanxi was sad, and Wu Qi'er said directly and loudly: "Brother, you don't talk much, isn't that seat for Qi'er?" ”
The hero squinted at her: "I remember you seem to have refused, right?!" ”
As soon as Wu Que was stunned, his little face bulged into a pufferfish, and he exuded resentment with his eyes.
Shangguan Shuanghua smiled after being slightly stunned, and said calmly: "If this is what His Highness wants, then Shuanghua can't refuse, but I also ask His Highness to allow Shuanghua to return to the mountain to report to the Holy Maiden."
The rules of the sect, Shuanghua did not dare to disobey. ”
Except for Wu Qi'er's unconscious "dog", everyone was dumbfounded, including the hero.
Looking carefully at the light in the woman's eyes, he couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart.
Play smashed.
The Xuannu Pavilion is not allowed to marry for the rest of her life, and it is strange that the saint will agree. Shangguan Shuanghua's set of Tai Chi boxing is extremely standard, pushing the boat along the river, it seems to be a promise, but in fact it is all nonsense.
Mature women are not as easy to scare as little girls, and the experience is there.
"You won." Shaking his head helplessly, the hero turned around, "Follow if you want, no matter what your purpose is, just don't bother me." ”
Shangguan Shuanghua saluted again: "It should be like this." ”
The six of them continued to walk deeper into the cave.
Tian Wanxi endured and endured, but she couldn't help but whisper dissatisfied: "Teacher, how can you make that kind of joke with others?" If you flirt with a woman from a good family, you will be dragged into the government to play the board! ”
"That's it." Wu Qi'er agreed very much, "If we were in the Medicine God Department, your tongue would have been cut off by now!" ”
"I was wrong." The hero apologized sincerely, "I shouldn't have applied my experience against you to a wise woman. ”
Hearing the words of the previous family, Tian Wanxi was still very pleased, but the latter words directly made her eyebrows stand upside down.
Grabbing a piece of soft flesh on his arm, the girl gritted her teeth and said, "Dear teacher, what is your experience in dealing with us?" Are we stupid? ”
"Oh! It turned out that my brother was scolding us. ”
Wu Qi'er suddenly realized this, and hurriedly followed her example and grabbed the hero's other arm.
"It hurts, it hurts...... The two aunts and grandmothers spared their lives, just kidding to liven up the atmosphere! Why should you be so serious? ”
Tian Wanxi didn't comply, Wu Que'er shouted, Yun Chuchu watched from behind, pouted and scolded in a low voice: "I don't know shame!" ”
Shangguan Shuanghua smiled and said, "This highness lives more truly than most people, and it is really rare that the emperor's family can also cultivate pure feelings." ”
Yun Chuchu was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Sister Shangguan, you're not confused, are you?!" Why do I just think he's vulgar and shameless? ”
"That's because most of the elegance and nobility you see in your daily life are fake, and illusions can deceive people's hearts the most, and over time, they can't accept the truth."
Yun Chuchu didn't understand what this meant, and was about to ask, when he suddenly saw the hero stop and look at the other side of the underground river, his face full of shock.
"Your Highness, what happened?" Shangguan Shuanghua walked a few steps quickly and asked vigilantly.
The hero pointed to a hole in the opposite mountain wall, and his voice was low: "If I am not mistaken, we should have come out of there." ”
Shangguan Shuanghua was taken aback, stared at it, and found that it did look more and more similar.
"And," the hero looked around with a more solemn expression, "we were supposed to be on the left bank of the river, but now we are on the right. ”