Nagano Seiya felt that if ——— continued like this, there would be no way for him to catch up with his beloved husband...... Find a place to do it quickly. In the vast sea of stars, there must be some places that can solve this kind of thing, and there must be some places that are particularly professional for this kind of thing...... If you really find this place——— the name of this place is more direct ——— marriage kingdom. The king here is a person who specializes in marriage, this aspect...... But their king there is equivalent to the president of a pentanitrotoluene country——— not hereditary, but who can make how many pairs of men and women in a year determine their social status? ——— generally the higher the social status of a person, the more stable his status is, because of his prestige, more men and women go to him, and more small matchmakers will go to him...... In short, this country can make marriage an industrial chain, and it is very mature——— people on this planet who specialize in marriage often hang on their lips, there is such a sentence: "There is no husband and wife who can't be married here, I dare to guarantee, they don't want to get a divorce certificate in this life...... But to tell the truth, the marriage kingdom does not have a divorce rate, and the marriage rate has been high...... This is exactly what Hoshiya Nagano was looking for

In recent days, the trio of the underworld has held a memorial service, and they have all gone crazy, frantically sending messages to other planets: "Do you want to have a memorial service?" I don't know how many years of professional memorial, absolutely professional, absolutely reliable...... "To be honest, there have been a lot of memorial meetings these days, these three people ...... The memorial service was held a lot, and the two people of Shimafeng Yuli and Baigu Otoko also began to hold a memorial service...... The right time, place and people.

But it's strange to say, why do so many people like such an unlucky thing? It turned out that the girls' appearance was too high, and they really wanted to have a memorial service. The Book of Poetry says: My Fair Lady, the gentleman is good...... Although it is impossible to get married to you, your appearance and the activities you have done are enough for me to have no regrets in my life......

But the reality is that many people commit suicide in order to hold a memorial service for the girls. Then when you die, how can you see the faces of the girls? I don't know about that.

However, it is not good to have too many memorial services: the little ghosts call Yan Yuemiko every day to ask for instructions on expanding the Netherworld Mansion. Why have so many people reported in recent days? It turned out that it was all for the girls to have a memorial service, and the suicide rate was very high. However, the suicide rate in his local area quickly stabilized and then regressed to zero...... In short, it's almost negligible.

But other planets are different, and through the Hades Association, I learned that some people commit suicide just so that the girls of the Nagano family can give them a memorial service. However, there are people who have not seen you for 36 years, which means that even if you commit suicide, your relatives, friends, and mourners may not be able to see the girls come to give you a memorial service, so this suicide is equivalent to suicide in vain. But if you think about it——— do these people have a problem with their brains?

Forget it, if they have a problem with their brain, let's leave them alone, let's go back to the story of Tsuneshi Nagano and Hoshiya Nagano

When the two came to the kingdom of marriage, someone immediately came up to introduce them to the service: "We can definitely guarantee that the marriage of the two is complete and beautiful...... As long as you follow our process, if you get divorced, I am willing to bury your marriage with my life...... The price is not expensive, as long as 100,000 yuan can guarantee you a happy marriage......"

This kind of unjust thing, Nagano Heng will naturally not come out, but it does not mean that the cosmic tyrant Nagano Xingya will not pay this money.

Nagano Xingya, at the beginning, paid in full: "Although this 100,000 yuan is the full amount, it is only a deposit for me, as long as you can let me and my husband get a marriage certificate, and can give birth to a child within a year, then I will give you an additional 500,000 ......"

Our sister, the pursuit of love is so simple, simple and rough. Of course, in the end, the final 500,000 yuan was not spent, and even the first 100,000 yuan was returned. Of course, the people of their own family, that is indispensable

Let's talk about the service first! This service is really straightforward ——— theoretical learning, which is really simple, but it is still difficult to implement. However, there is nothing difficult in the world, I am afraid that people with hearts will ——— lose face, and everyone will lose face together. With everyone together, what are you afraid of this thing for?

The theory is indeed very simple——— sleep together and bathe together...... The time you have to contact your significant other is less than 24 hours, and you should not leave an inch in a day, especially during this critical period of love. That's exactly what Hoshiya Nagano needs. Get to know your husband again, and you also want your husband to have a new understanding of himself.

It sounds beautiful, but the reality is cruel. I was just about to carry out this theoretical practice according to the tutor's requirements, and the professional team came

This time, the professional team lineup is very strong, and there is also a counterpart, and the local Hades are also here. Nagano Heng asked the Hades: "Is this marriage education center dead?" How can I alarm you? Can't a professional team do this? ”

"No!" The king of Hades said, "It's not that our professional team can't do this, it's true that a few people have died in this marriage and love education center, and I came here for another purpose——— that is, for one of my peers, and a few laymen came to throw stones and ask for directions...... I guess those people will come in a moment...... Are you learning dating skills? ”

"Ah," Hoshiya Nagano said, "You carry you, I'll talk about my love...... Do not interfere with each other...... Go talk about your laymen, and your peers, and let them get the calves out of here! I don't have the ability to find my other half, why are you here? Come and steal the teacher to learn the arts, or do you have any wrong thoughts? ”

"This ...... I don't really know...... Okay, don't bother you guys to fall in love, I'm leaving, goodbye! ”

Within two minutes, the Hades returned with his professional team. "Didn't you go and carry the coffin? Why did you give it back? ”

Hades said, "We are early, and the people we are going to carry away are in this bathroom...... I'll see how long it will take for us to get to work...... Oh...... Right! Five minutes to go...... You go on, I won't bother you......"

A group of people stared at each other, and five minutes passed quietly. Indeed, this Lord of Yama came early: there was a buddy who drowned, and I really couldn't understand how this buddy was so good, how could he suddenly drown?

Of course, the specific reason is still waiting for the local public security organs to investigate! In short, my Lord Yama is just collecting corpses, forget it, the professional team hurried up and cried seven levels to blow a song for me!

In such a large universe, the customs of crying seven levels are different in various places, although everyone's sentence structure is the same, but the corresponding small content is still different, especially reflecting this local characteristics: crying and crying seven passes, crying to 17 passes, 17 passes are wife passes, and it is easy to be single if you can't find a wife (but there are also some areas where you become a single dog after passing the wife pass, because your wife is in the personnel and she has returned to the underworld) 27 passes seem to be ...... Belch...... It's a wait-and-don't pass. In short, it means that after you are gone, your family will miss you, and you will miss your family. I heard that the local life-size pillow industry is relatively developed, and it can be customized for private individuals, but it is generally a two-dimensional body-size pillow. I won't list the next few passes, in short, it reflects the local characteristics, born for marriage, lived for marriage, and died for marriage......

Hades carried away the people who should be carried, and the people in the pool watched Hades leave. Aren't the people in the pool surprised? Isn't it scary? They were amazed, they were horrified! But in the end, their horror and surprise all turned to stiffness.

Nagano Xingya couldn't wait, and quickly pulled Nagano Heng into the pool, and almost Nagano Heng was about to be carried away by the professional team. If Lord Yama wants him to report the cause of his death, Heng Nagano must not be able to open his mouth——— fuck, it's too shameful! This has to be told by others, and if anyone else does, it is probably the vast majority of them to say: this brother was drowned by his fiancée...... So, no matter what, in this kind of place, even if you die, you will be married, even if it is to go to the underworld to get married.

Speaking of which, the peers that Lord Yama said are still those laymen...... No one came. However, in this world, the diligent and the lazy are all the ones who can especially escape inspection, and for those who are not long-sighted, they are to see one by one

Nagano Xingya hugged Nagano Heng tightly, the iris instantly turned into a sea of stars, and the pupils were as deep as a black hole: "Husband......" Then the two of them began to kiss. Don't look at Nagano Xingya's height is only 1.6 meters, Nagano Heng is 1.8 meters tall. However, in terms of strength, Nagano Heng is really not as good as Nagano Hoshiya

Then the instructor teacher began to speak: "Friends, look at how fast this couple is developing!" Hurry up and applaud, join in the fun, and start a coax! Hurry up and send them to the cave room...... We have to follow the example of this couple, we must do it in one day, this is the course, you must study, the two of them must get their marriage certificate before 12 o'clock this evening! ”

Don't look at it now, the hearts of the people in the whole pool are beating faster, and in the end, everyone almost has to go to the memorial service together.

"Damn, you're fucking here, you don't fucking take me seriously, don't you fucking want to go to a memorial service?" Yan Yuemiko said, "You fucking hurry up and roll the calf for me, stay away from my husband!" ”

"What the fuck is this place, do you have a place to speak?" Daofeng Yuli said, "Hengsang belongs to me alone, none of you can rob it, whoever robs me let him go to the memorial service!" Hang your portrait high and make your corpse stiff...... All kinds of Internet celebrity songs will blow it for you, and the coffin will lift it for you, which really makes you enjoy the power of crying seven levels! ”

Baigu Yinzi didn't say anything, this one didn't speak, he didn't participate in the quarrel of the girls, but jumped directly into the water: "Fuck, my husband, there is only one thing like this kind of thing that is specially customized for me, whoever fucking grabs it is whoever!" I'm telling you, no one can touch a single hair of my husband! ”

"Fuck, you fuck, you really don't want to live anymore, let go of my husband, don't fucking rob me of my husband!" Yan Yue Meizi said angrily, "Hengsang is mine, none of you can move!" Xiaobai to your sister, I'll take a few amulets here! Your sister, I have to grab your brother-in-law for you today! What are you still doing? Blackie, you use the iron hook to control that alien dinosaur for me! Xiaobai gave me a talisman, hurry up! ”

Girls, fighting in the pool, basically seeing people and using the people they caught as weapons. It doesn't matter if the person is male or female or age? In short, as long as you are a person, our great god can use you as a weapon, even if it is her own husband.

Although there was a mess in the pool, the tutors outside were cheering: "Great, great, this classmate is really excellent, he actually found the Three Palaces and Six Courtyards at a young age!" It's really, really inflated, it's too good, it's too Ottersdend! Breaking the record of our marriage kingdom and having a happy marriage ......"

Of course, the water in this country is still not the same as the water in other places. The solubility of substances in this water is greater than that of water-dissolved substances in other regions, and it directly dissolves the small village Buddha. The entire pool became a giant talisman. Neither Hei nor Bai was in the pool, and the rest of the people were all in the pool. The pool is exceptionally large: it can accommodate up to 1,000 people at the same time. Today there are still relatively few people, but there are 450 couples. This huge talisman fixed everyone in the pool. Right! No one can move! Through the construction diagram of this pool, we know that there are several pits in this bathing pool, more than 40 meters deep, and no one knows what these pits are used for. However, there happened to be some thin people, and on the top of this pit, there were about 30 thin men and women, who fell directly into the water and drowned

The marriage and love education school hurriedly called 321 (equivalent to 120, 119, 110. It should be called the National Comprehensive Rescue Center), and people were called to come to the rescue. However, as soon as two or three rescuers entered the pool, they accidentally stepped into a 40-meter pit and drowned. It seems that these people still have to rely on black and white impermanence to be lifted out one by one.

However, our two cuties really don't have that much power. Two days ago, the two siblings went to the captive yard in the countryside with an old farmer to catch roosters. Both of these sisters are unsteady in their hands, a.

There is no way, the marriage and love education school can only spend some money to put the water first. The rescuers took everyone out of the pool——— although it was said that it had been cleaned, there were still small droplets of water on everyone's bodies, especially the group of people who went into the water in skirts (Yan Yue Miko, Shima Feng Yuli, Hyakgu Otoko. The three of them are wearing particularly absorbent stockings today, wearing particularly bulky skirts, and it is estimated that there are more than 200 layers of skirt supports, and there are also quite a few sponge products...... Fortunately, these people are not stepping on the 40-meter pit, if they were stepping on the 40-meter pit, it is estimated that they would not know where they would have died).

There is a solution of amulets in the water droplets on everyone's body, which is equivalent to a person in the pool, and there are thousands of amulets on everyone's body. It's just that the efficiency of these amulets is not very good. So these people have only two options: either wait for the water to be steamed dry, or alternatively, the rescuers put on waterproof life jackets, and then take the people out one by one and dry them again.

It took three batches of rescuers to fish out all the people who fell into the water, this life-saving charm is usable, if you see who is unhappy, you can use the life-saving charm to make him a glass of water and let him drink it. The main thing is the pigment used in the amulet painted by Xiaobai, and the color of the amulet, which can be washed off when you see water. However, not all pigments can be used to write amulets, and this thing is a special recipe for the underworld.

Except for Koguro and Kobai, the people of the Nagano family are more straight than the other, and of course, even if they stand in pain, they can't look hideous, let alone speak.

Nagano Heng and Nagano Hoshiya, after the clothes and water droplets on the two of them dried up, they fell directly to the ground and fell asleep. As for Yan Yuemiko, Island Wind Yuli, and Baigu Yinzi, it is estimated that they will not be able to dry their clothes this day. Even if you want to go to the toilet now, you have to hold it because your clothes haven't dried yet! If your clothes are not dry, it is equivalent to a life charm, which is still attached to you. The amulet hasn't been ordered yet, so how can you just go to the toilet without permission? And even if the clothes are dry, if they get water again, it will be equivalent to the amulet sticking to you again. So you can't wash this dress, you can only throw her away, no matter how expensive it is.

This amulet really hurt the entire people in the pool. The three of us in the Nagano family in skirts were almost going to the hospital for a few days, because the deal was too difficult to make: if it were to be put under the control of the spinal cord, it would be easy to put the amulet on again. If it is left to the brain, it will not last long, and the bladder will burst. So no matter how big the contradiction is, no matter how big the hatred, the amulet is not used randomly.

When the local Lord of Yama came back to carry people, when Lord Yama was cleaning up the corpse, he found that everyone was standing straighter than the other: "You all sit down, I have nothing to do with you when I collect the corpse, you don't need to stand in a military posture for me, and I am not your commander......." Xiaobai said: "The villagers' clothes are soaked in water, and then, the people who stand in the military posture are all in the medicinal effect of the amulet, and those who have not passed and those who have not stood in the military posture have all lie down......"

The king of Tuyan said: "Then I won't bother you, you continue to stand, stand well, in fact, standing in a military posture can also exercise the body, be careful that your heels lean forward slightly, don't press your blood circulation......"

A little ghost said something to this Hades, and then the Hades spoke again: "By the way, since you all stand in a military posture, then stand well, I have one more thing I forgot to tell you, and it's not too late for me to tell you now: in this pool of yours, a total of 50 people drowned, hurry up and go to the memorial service, the black and white photos of those 50 people, I have already had people take them, you wash it out Well, by the way, I have washed it out for you, you hang it directly, and then buy some wreaths, Let's have a memorial service for them right here...... If you have someone to tie the knot, you can also hurry up and let him enter the cave first...... It doesn't seem right, red and white ceremonies can't be done together...... Forget it, this is a marriage training school, what should you do? You know for yourselves, and I will not be foolish with it anymore...... Farewell, farewell......"

According to common sense, red and white ceremonies cannot be done together. However, this marriage training school is run together: "Our main task is to be able to get the husband and wife married, not to hold a funeral to mourn the deceased, we are a necessary obligation, but to hold a wedding, that is also our duty, so I hold a wedding and a funeral together...... Or maybe it's our group of students! This group of students can probably sit down, I think there are a total of 1,000 students, 500 couples, that's 10 people at a table...... 100 tables...... There are 50 tables on the left for the wedding, and 50 tables on the right for the funeral......"

Then there was a strange phenomenon:

This red and white wedding is opened in a huge farmhouse, because it is a farmhouse, so the farmhouse must have a gate, and there must be a couplet on the gate, although this couplet is more secular, but it is really too infiltrating when put together!

The upper part of this couplet, our universe is all on the left. The upper link is to be a winged bird in heaven, the lower link is to wish the deceased to go all the way, and the horizontal batch is white-headed through the ages.

According to our normal people's thinking, this is a pair of happy couplets, and then there is a pair of elegiac couplets. However, some people analyze these two types of couplets in this way, this couplet is: in heaven I wish to be a winged bird, in the earth I wish to be a branch, and grow old together. This pair of elegiac couplets is: hate a hundred steps and nine folds before death, and wish the deceased go all the way and cherish eternity. Putting these two couplets together, the first impression really gives people is that we just got married in the morning and died in the afternoon. It indicates the marriage of Nagano Heng and the sisters, and no one can get married until Nagano Heng has no decision! After he decides, everyone can get married. After all, parents don't mind their sons and have many wives.

Then came the ceremony.

It's a pity that we only have one master of ceremonies, so at the same time, she has to do all the wedding and funeral.

The master of ceremonies walked the red and white carpet, and the spliced center line walked onto the stage: "Hello friends! It's a pleasure for all of you to attend the wedding of a couple and the funeral of more than 50 people from our school today......"

But no one listened to what this master of ceremonies was talking about, everyone was immersed in the wonderful appearance of the master of ceremonies——— it was really beautiful! It's so cute, such a lovely little lady of ceremonies, no matter what kind of ceremony she is holding, I want to come and see it.

This master of ceremonies said a lot, anyway, everyone didn't listen carefully, here we only talk about the highlights, the high energy ahead!

When the master of ceremonies finished talking about the positive results of Nagano Heng and the girls, he also said, how did the more than 50 people die? At the end of the verse, the master of ceremonies said, "Let us observe two minutes of silence for this couple......

How do we understand this? Do we mourn in silence or applaud? But something like this can't stop our talents!

In order to balance the joy of the happy event and the sorrow of the funeral, everyone can still do it together. Most people applauded and mourned in silence. But there are a few people who do it specially! Really, but it seems that these people all went to a psychiatric hospital in the end, and we don't know if they went to this or not......

Now let's talk about the reaction of those people after the master of ceremonies said these words: they stood up and bowed, applauded, mourned, wept, cheered, and said something like this: "Oops, congratulations on your death, oops, it's so sad, oops, congratulations on tying the knot...... Oops, it's so sad, I'm so young, I'm not married, I just died, and I'm gone, congratulations to these newcomers, congratulations to this big brother, he left so early...... Oops, it's so sad, alas, it's so sad, it's so sad...... Good! These 50 people are walking so well, these 50 people are getting married so well, this person, and this person, what is this person doing? ”

The nearby villagers felt strange when they heard it: "This is yelling, is this a memorial service?" If it's a memorial service, why is it so loud? Why can I still hear the songs played at the wedding at the memorial service? If this is a wedding, why is the crying Qiguan blowing so loudly? No, there is definitely something wrong with the brains of the people in this! I have to go quickly, let them treat me As a good law-abiding villager, I must contribute to the country! Our country is specialized in marriage and love, and those who engage in marriage and love must not have mental problems, because once they have mental problems, they will not be able to fall in love...... No, no, hurry up and call 321 to pull them away, pull them all away, pull them all away......"

Unexpectedly, after 321 heard the report from the masses, he directly even came out of the army, forcibly pulled everyone into an armored military vehicle, and dragged them to a mental hospital. Fortunately, Yan Yue Meizi and Xiao Hei Xiaobai went to the king in the toilet (although this king is also called the glory of the king, but it is not the same as the glory of the king in reality.) This seems to be a certain Lori.,A game produced on a lot of planets.,This glory of the king is to buy a variety of skills.,Pick up all kinds of equipment to get the skills to sell cute.,You can spend money or do tasks to improve the appearance of the Lori you bought.,Or temperament or something...... Small fists, thumping the chest, that's all normal operation...... So we went to the underworld trio to survive. However, in the eyes of the locals, as a woman who already has a husband, she should be obedient to her husband...... But the real situation is that Yan Yue Meizi is obedient to her husband...... However, there are some people who are not accustomed to the water and soil here, so I feel sick to my stomach and go to the toilet. It's a blessing in disguise

As soon as Yan Yuemiko came out, she found that her enemy and her dearest husband were gone, and the whole ceremony was in a mess, and the wedding couples outside were all torn. After inquiring all the way, I learned that these people were sent to a psychiatric hospital

"This isolates me from love again," Yan Yuemiko said angrily, "As long as I'm not by my husband's side, some very few people will think about it...... Something like my husband, only I can enjoy these people, and I can't snatch my love with a knife...... The descendants of the Nagano family can only be born by me! Today I have to hold a memorial service for the people in this hospital, no! Wow, ay, a———a

The three of them came to the door of the mental hospital, Yan Yuemiko kicked the door open directly, but she didn't expect this door to be a revolving door, she kicked the door in the last second, and the next second she had to turn dozens of times in this doorway, Xiao Hei was almost swept in, and Xiao Bai directly hit a blue nose and swollen face

The three of them crawled and finally entered the mental hospital.

The three doctors on duty helped the three men up.

Yan Yuemiko said angrily: "Fuck, where is Lao Tzu's husband?" Give back my husband! ”

"Little sister, don't be angry yet, can we sit down and talk slowly?" A doctor said

"You can't talk slowly!" Hiyue Nagano said, "A man who is locked up here, this is my sister's husband, this is my brother-in-law, this is my family!" Now that my fucking family is gone, and they've all been locked up here by your group of fixed points, can my sister not be in a fucking hurry? ”

"If you're in a hurry, let's do things according to the charter and pick up people according to the charter, which is quite efficient......"

"No, I can't wait this time!" Yan Yuemiko said, "The longer my husband is locked up here, the more serious the thoughts of some very few people will be, and I can't let them, the juniors, want to snatch my husband away!" ”

"Then what's your husband's name? We can check it out, and we'll get back to you as soon as we find it! So what is your husband's name? ”

"What's my husband's name? That's my privacy! Yan Yuemiko said, "My husband, I'll go find it by my own own, don't bother you!" I would like to ask one thing now——— the group of patients who have just been transported, which ward are they in? ”

"This is a military secret of our planet, I can't tell you!"

"Since you didn't tell me, did you? Good! I'll find it myself! Little black and white! "Yes!" "Go back and call me 100 ghosts! We searched one by one, and I don't believe we couldn't find it! You first paste a reminder and give these points! ”

Since you have posted a reminder, you can't help yourself. Xiaobai put a reminder on these doctors, and then hung them upside down on a hanger. After filling in the talisman, the person is stationary relative to time and space, and although it will move with the rotation of the planet, it can move freely in the high space. So as long as the amulet doesn't drop, these people can hang on it for a day

People from the underworld, walk all the way and kick all the way. Building 1 kicked Building 2 and Building 2 kicked and Building 2 kicked Building 3. Everyone walks all the way and kicks all the way, on average, each building is 30 floors, almost 35 rooms on each floor, which is also hundreds of rooms! Girls, you really have the patience to kick open all these doors little by little. After kicking it out, it's not over, you have to call a professional team to come over. It turned out that when the door was kicked open, many people were sent away. Therefore, a professional team is very necessary, but I didn't expect to kick these four buildings, and in the end, I had to spend some more manpower to carry these people back to the Netherworld.

After kicking above the 15th floor of Building No. 6, there began to be a group of classmates who were dragged to a mental hospital. This really made Yan Yuemiko happy for a while

But after finding Heng Nagano, Miko Yan Yue was not calm——— she actually slept in the same bed with her dearest person! If the pillow is printed with the pattern of the three of you, this I, Yan Yuemiko, can still give you a little face. It's just a person in a bed. On a 2×0.9 bed, four people were crammed together, and they slept soundly. There's actually a mentor here!

This mentor comrade is quite dedicated: "You must be asleep, you must be asleep, and you must get to know each other in your sleep." Only in sleep, two people can be intimate, in order to better understand each other's preferences, understand each other's characteristics, so the success or failure of your marriage lies in sleep......"

Yan Yue Miko really wanted to chop this mentor with one sword——— she actually allowed the sword to snatch love! In terms of seniority to enter this family, I, Miko Yamatsuki, was the first, and my blood used to be fused with Tsuneko Nagano (at that time, Tsuneko Nagano had a wound on his leg, which should have been a long knife left over from the fight between Miko Yamatsuki and the bad guys, or something like a spear. When Nagano Heng rescued her, there was a little bit of blood dripping from his body, but were there any stitches? Nagano Hatsumitsu can't remember clearly, for Yan Yue Miko herself, there was no heart at that time, and the whole person was in a semi-comatose state. However, in February, she secretly took a blood sample from Tsuneshi Nagano and tested it with her own blood sample——— we are all blood type B, and the content of various nutrients in the blood is the same, except for sex hormones...... It seems that they are born and must go together. But don't worry about AIDS, because the HIV virus was wiped out many years ago, and there is no laboratory in the country that keeps the HIV virus.) As the only wife of Heng Nagano, I was actually preempted by many juniors in our family! This fucking mentor really doesn't fucking know about status. Even if my husband wants to build three palaces and six courtyards, it has to be approved by me.

However, Miko Yanyue's entry through the door did not attract the attention of her mentor. The instructor is still urging the students to complete the task as soon as possible. Unexpectedly, in a crowded place, Yan Yuemeizi could still be civilized: "Is there a professional team?" "Yes! May I ask Lord Yama, what can our team serve you? "Of course there is, you carry this mentor out, remember to cry seven levels, and you must blow it very loudly, so that the whole mental hospital knows that someone is dead...... "This...... This man is not dead, grandpa ......" "You just treat him as dead!" I remember that your group once sent Nagano poisonous, Nagano is poisonous, isn't he just a living person? You just send the living as the dead, take the stick, take the coffin, pick up the suona, and send it away! "Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

Just as the professional team was about to carry the mentor away, Yan Yuemiko temporarily stopped: "Carry all the three women lying on the bed out, don't put them in the cemetery for me, it's best to carry them home......" "Are you talking about going back to our netherworld?" "No, carry me to the largest diamond house in the north of the city in the country of pentanitrotoluene, Daofeng City, and the Red Deer District...... That's my husband's house and I, just carry them there...... By the way, you are carrying the instructor, and I will have the other professional team carry these three women back...... You just have to concentrate on carrying this guru away......" "Okay, I'll go first...... As for these three women, I think they are very beautiful, why don't you go back and reward us......" "Forget it, you still don't think about it......" "Uncle! What you're doing is really not authentic, how many wives do our brothers want? Why not? ”

"This is" Yan Yue Meizi said angrily: "This is all the same as me, they are all Sanhe gods who can expand beyond the Three Realms, how can they be so cute and virtuous as the girls in our underworld?" Don't look at the three women who look cuter than the other, in fact, their hearts are worse than the other...... After all, your uncle, I am naturally cute and naturally stupid...... You are also the most popular representatives of our Netherworld...... Then it's up to your professional team to say something to me: Do you think grandpa and I are cute? Is it pretty? Is it clean? Think I'm not worthy of this man these three women sleep with? ”

"Then it seems that Lord Yama, you and these three women are all family...... I think from the perspective of the master's temperament, it really matches this man, and indeed on the surface, the first impression I have of this man is that he is absolutely reliable...... This wave of the lord is not a loss...... It will definitely give birth to a particularly good offspring for our Netherworld...... Our brothers are optimistic about Lord Yama...... But what are the origins of these three girls, and can they all swell beyond the Three Realms? I think they're just good-looking. There are a lot of good-looking governors in the Netherworld, but I really don't know how powerful this woman in the world is......"

"What kind of characters they are, Lord Yama, I know in my own heart...... You just carry the coffin and send the guru downstairs, and you don't have to worry about the rest, you go back and drink your wine, and eat your food...... In short, my Lord Yama can't see my dearest husband, and he is occupied by other women......"

"Okay, I'm sure I'll get the job done!"

The real sound of this crying seven levels woke up all the people in the building: ", where are the dead again?" "Fuck ......" "Forget it, don't scold, birth and death are very important things, since people are dead, it has nothing to do with us, but we should keep quiet, quietly let the funeral procession send people out of the funeral ......," an old man said

The professional team went away, and the other girls were also sent away by the professional team. At this time, the whole room reflected: "What the fuck is still making people sleep?" Said the men in the entire ward (except for Tsuyoshi Nagano)." Fuck, this professional team and this suona sound, it's fucking bad, it's a good thing between me and our dearest husband......" the woman said

"Meow ———" Nagano Heng thrust a cotton swab into Yan Yuemiko's head: "No one is dead yet, what kind of memorial service?" You guys are so fucking uneasy...... Does her mother want to get a marriage certificate? If you don't want to get a marriage certificate, just get out of the calf and don't live in my house......"

Yan Yuemiko said aggrievedly: "Husband, I am your only ...... I love my husband the most, and I've been in love with him since the beginning. My husband will always be my dearest person, nothing can compare to me, dear husband......"

The audience erupted in enthusiastic cheers: "Young man, I didn't expect you to meet such a good girl at a young age, it's really excellent......" "Well, I remember how many girls you had at that time?" Oh yes, it seems like four pairs, that's four...... I can't imagine that you kid is not shallow! The family has a great cause and gives birth to a noble son early, with three palaces and six courtyards...... But let's be honest, why do you come here to study because you have such a good relationship with these girls? Wouldn't it be okay to go back and get the certificate directly? ”

"No!" Nagano Heng said, "No, I'm here to study, I guess you big brothers, you are active to learn, I am passive to learn." Those are all my cubs...... I can't wait to get a marriage certificate with me tonight......" "How about you comfort your wife!" No, it should be your wife...... You see that people are so good-looking, so you don't even cherish it? Hurry up and comfort it, otherwise it won't look good if you cry for a while......" "Your wives are all very good-looking, why don't you confirm the relationship with them earlier and get the marriage certificate...... I don't think there should be a limit to the age of marriage in your place, right? ”

"There are no restrictions......," Nagano said, "I have a friend who got married when he was two years old, and I guess we were still born there, and even in the mother's womb, we were already married to another girl, but I don't know what the final result will be?" This situation cannot be ruled out......"

"What a talent!" "It's so fucking social!"

A doctor came up and checked on everyone's health. He said, "I don't think there's any big problem for everyone, why don't you pack up your things and go back first...... Huh? Why is this girl crying so sadly? Whose cub is this? ”

"This is my family," Nagano Heng said, "Thinking about coming with me all day to get a marriage certificate...... "Then you hurry up and get it, don't let the girls wait so long, in case they run away with other boys......"

"Fuck, you dare to doubt my character!! Yan Yuemiko said angrily, "I am of noble character, and I will always have only my dearest husband in my heart, and there is no other man!" I don't think you want to mess around! Come, the second group of the professional team, come and send this brother out to me, and blow the funeral! ”

"By the way, if you want to have a memorial service, the little ghosts will help me set up the venue, and the memorial service will be held here...... I want to pay a good tribute to those who I sent away......"

The little ghosts arranged the mourning hall according to the requirements, and invited all the irrelevant idlers and others out. Immediately afterwards, Yan Yue Meizi and black and white impermanence put crying in this ward Seven Levels and the Great Funeral. All kinds of soju are poured all over the ground, of course, it is indispensable, send some dark coins, the account of the Bank of Heaven and Earth, their lack of money to work!

Immediately after, I don't know what's going on. Yan Yuemiko began to cry——— as the leader of the Netherworld, she had never cried, and even if she cried, she was crying to her husband. But this time she cried very loudly: "Wow———, wow———, wow———, why did these people leave so quickly?" I walked really fast, and I didn't even say a last word...... I, the king of Hades, am incompetent, I just sent people away, and I didn't even let them leave their last words, and I didn't even have an account in the Heaven and Earth Bank, so I asked them to deposit money in advance...... In my Netherworld Bank, as long as it rushes to 100 million, it can rise to 200 million, or even more, in your lifetime...... I'm so business-minded, I'm so business-minded! I didn't let these people burn some paper in advance...... The finances of my netherworld...... How can I improve my people's happiness index? Oops, how did these young people of mine die so young? Why did you leave so quickly? Most of them weren't married, and I wasn't married, but they're gone, and I'm still not married...... It's so hard for me———, my dear husband, when will you get a marriage certificate with me?" I think tonight I want to see the marriage certificate, I want to see me, I want to see me, I have to see me, I have to see me, I have to see me, I have to see me, I have to see me, I have to see me, I have to see me, I have to see me......"

Then there was rolling on the floor, and finally the clothes were soaked again. Then the effect of the amulet struck again. Then, with the last of her strength, she knocked down a candlestick.

The candlestick was poured down, and the wine on the ground was lit. directly burned Yan Yue Miko to streaking. However, the militaristic iron sunscreen is very good, and after being roasted by fire, a layer of iron sheet is formed on its surface. It looks like this iron sheet is going to be taken off. Fortunately, this thermal insulation material is better, if it were not for this thermal insulation material, it is estimated that it would have been turned into barbecue......

321 extinguished the flames in the ward and pulled Miko Yan out of the fire. "Fuck me, Lori Iron Man...... Little sister, let's take a photo...... I don't have any regrets in my life......"

Immediately afterwards, Miko Yan Yue almost walked around the planet, because it was Iron Man Lori. In the end, during this trip around the world, I actually got a set of skirts, which were quite warm and lightweight......

I originally came to hold a memorial service, but I didn't expect to catch the black handle of my rival. originally wanted to occupy Nagano Heng alone, but he ended up becoming an Internet celebrity...... , isn't my Lord Yama's face a face?

In order to prevent our dear Yan Yuemiko from continuing to make trouble, the doctor in the psychiatric hospital contacted a friend who had a fake certificate, and directly applied for a fake marriage certificate to Yan Yuemeiko, and also held a decent wedding......

If you don't get a real marriage certificate, the two people have been living on this fake marriage certificate, and after the last two have children, the children are likely to ask their fathers: "Dad, I think many of our classmates have marriage certificates, their parents, do you have a marriage certificate?" ...... with my mother."

"The two of us live together on false evidence......"