Lin Yilong is really getting more and more excessive, just call him Haohao, after all, it is his nickname, and his father also calls himself that, but sometimes he even calls him Xiao Haohao, being called like this, Zhang Hao really can't be tough at all, these titles are definitely the biggest obstacle to his manhood!

And he didn't want to call Lin Yilong Xiaolonglong anymore, when he thought of Lin Yilong's past six-pack abs and muscles, Zhang Hao really couldn't scream anymore, okay, every time he called out in embarrassment, and then heard Lin Yilong respond sweetly, he almost had blood and blood flowing backwards and spit it out......

But he can't be too direct, otherwise he will make Lin Yilong cry again, and he was unhappy because he didn't call him Xiaolonglong, so he had to use excuses.

"Oh, what a bloody president."

Zhang Hao commented casually, and then said: "I just saw that real brothers have very handsome titles, I think we can get one too." ”

After a while, Lin Yilong replied: "Yes, then let's use dear, or husband and wife?" ”

Miscellaneous...... What the!?

Zhang Hao was stunned when he saw this message, and his hand holding the mobile phone shook and fell on the bed.

It's so poisonous, Zhang Hao clutched his chest, almost didn't come over in one breath, it's really terrible, brothers are commensurate with dear or husband and wife, Lin Yilong in this world is already terrifying to this point, terrifying......

Zhang Hao picked up his mobile phone and deleted Lin Yilong's message without hesitation, and then entered: "It's not cool for you to do this, I've already thought about it, I will be your eldest brother in the future, you call me Brother Hao, or Hao Ye, I call you Xiaolong, the name of the overlapping sound is too ordinary." ”

Zhang Hao thought that it would take another while to persuade, but Lin Yilong immediately agreed, and sent a sentence, but before he was happy, he saw Lin Yilong again and said: "Then I will call you Brother Haohao in the future." ”

Zhang Hao saw this message, silently put down his mobile phone, held his head with both hands and rubbed it gently, he felt that he had no way to go back, the tough guy Lin Yilong in the past must not be able to save him, he had fallen into the abyss, and now even if he is asked to wear a cute short skirt women's clothes, he should not refuse!

"I still call you Brother Zhang Hao like Lingling~" Picking up the phone again, Zhang Hao saw Lin Yilong's new message again.

"Brother Hao is fine...... You see how cool the two words are, and they all feel very good when they are typed. Zhang Hao typed these words with a face of vicissitudes, and now he suddenly felt that the title of Haohao was already very good.

"But it's such a good society, and it feels like you're a man." Lin Yilong replied immediately.

That's right! I just want to be a man!

Lin Yilong almost said that Zhang Hao's heart was in the pit, but he didn't admit it, he wouldn't make a second mistake, because Lin Yilong especially felt that manhood was a derogatory term, and what he said was regarded as being sick and then persuaded in various ways.

"Good-looking people are not considered manly, I will only be regarded as a cool male god." Zhang Hao remembered Zhang Qianqin's previous words and said.

"Ha, that's right, that actor Jia Bingbing, known as Jia Ye, is still a male god, since you like it, then call you Brother Hao in the future, you can be happy." Lin Yilong replied.

Zhang Hao was so moved that he was about to cry, great! It turned out that he could still succeed, and he finally got rid of those girly titles, and he didn't need to call Lin Yilong Xiaolonglong anymore. hurriedly said goodnight to Lin Yilong, and he blew his hair and prepared to sleep.

After solving one of his heart problems, Zhang Hao felt relaxed, and now he was about to cut off his shoulder-length hair, which was troublesome to blow.

As soon as his hair was dry, Zhang Hao lay on the bed and prepared to sleep, but as soon as he closed his eyes, the beautiful scenery of Zhang Qianqin that he had just accidentally seen appeared in his mind.

That large piece of snow-white, as well as sexy black underwear, just thinking about Zhang Hao couldn't help but beat his heart faster......

"What do you think about someone who is about to become your sister......

Zhang Hao immediately slapped his face to prevent himself from thinking nonsense, but then can women's breasts be touched indiscriminately?

In the past, it was nothing if a man's chest was touched, but now that it is upside down, it means that women have become like this?

Thinking of this, Zhang Hao had no intention of sleeping, so he immediately picked up his mobile phone and began to search with NVDU, who knew that he saw a very terrible message that could not be ignored at all......

Do women really jack up every day?

Wait, what the hell did I see!!

Zhang Hao trembled and stretched out his hand to rub his eyes, and then confirmed that it was not his own dazzle, as if he had been struck by lightning.

"Nima's ...... It can't be so poisonous, right!? Is it difficult for a woman in this world to be able to do that!! I'm *¥@! ”

Zhang Hao almost died of poison when he saw this title, and he didn't dare to click on it, for fear of seeing the information he didn't want to see.

So Sister Qinqin, Zhao Ying, those girls also have that thing!? I......

Zhang Haoqiang resisted the urge to smash things, but still mustered up the courage to click in, this matter must be clarified, he doesn't want to make love with his girlfriend in the future, and his girlfriend suddenly took out a big dick!

"Oooh! So that's it...... It's ok and it's ok......"

Zhang Hao casually looked at it and understood what it was, his face turned from cloudy to sunny, and he kept rejoicing.

The woman mentioned here is just saying that the two points on the human chest will be like that, and it is not the same as the terrible one he thought.

Zhang Hao patted his chest in fear for a while, if it was really as he thought, the women were all big D cute girls, then the future was unimaginable.

Next, Zhang Hao continued to investigate the matter of the opposite sex touching his chest, and found that it was the opposite, which was even more exaggerated than before.

A woman's breasts are now just like the lifeblood of the original man's world, pure and the opposite sex smells of the color change, how dare you touch it, you will be scared half to death if you accidentally touch it, if there is a woman who pushes you with her chest, it is sexual harassment! Super big pervert!

That's why the one I met in the cafeteria before was a super pervert! Empathy, it is equivalent to a man who kept standing up to you before, which is really terrifying......

But Zhang Hao just doesn't feel terrible, how can his deep-rooted education and concepts be so easy to change since he was a child, even now he still feels that it is good luck to accidentally touch a woman's breasts, and he ate the other party's tofu......

"It's really a new blow every day."

Zhang Hao rubbed his forehead with a headache, every day Sanguan had to be hit hard countless times, he was about to be numb, today he was also very tired, he didn't do anything more, obediently lay down and sleeped.

Early the next morning, Zhang Hao was woken up by the mobile phone alarm clock, and he dreamed of a lot of past memories in one night.

Numbly put on his school uniform like a robot, went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, and then finished eating his father's cooking, and went out to school with mixed feelings.