94, I'm sassy, therefore I'm here

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Bursts of crisp birdsong echoed overhead, waking Kisuke Urahara from his brief slumber.

He slowly opened his eyes, and the first thing that caught his eye was a clear blue sky and a few white clouds like dogs: "It's another good weather with no wind and no rain!" ”

Kisuke Urahara sighed and sat up from the door, stretched out his arms and scratched at his unkempt hair, and then let out a long sigh for no reason.

"Huh"

At this moment, a slight fluctuating sound suddenly sounded in the open space opposite the Urahara store, and suddenly a cross-shaped hole slowly tore open, and then I saw the wind god Taichi poking his head out of the black hole: "Oh hayo, Mr. Urahara! ”

"Oh hayo ~ Fengshen first-", the word "sheng" in Urahara Kisuke's mouth reacted before he could say it, and in an instant, he pounced like a hungry tiger pounced-

I saw him pinching the neck of the wind god Taiyi with both hands and roaring: "Finally show up, you bastard, return my goods!" ”

"Uh-a-huh...... Ahem! The wind god Taiyi was pinched by Urahara Kisuke's red face and ears were almost out of breath, and finally escaped from the latter's clutches and hurriedly jumped away, and at the same time shouted in his mouth: "Urahara Kisuke, are you crazy?!" ”

"Bastard! You stole so many of my goods, I didn't cut it, you are already very restrained!! Kisuke Urahara pressed the fisherman's hat with one hand and pointed at the wind god Taiyi with the other.

"Adults don't care about the details! And-", Fengshen Taiyi rubbed his neck while taking out a corpse from the cross hole behind him, and said with a smile: "I brought you what you want the most~ So, can you pay off your debts?" ”

"Ahh That's-", Kisuke Urahara was slightly stunned, an expression of surprise welled up on his face, and muttered, "You actually got that thing in your hands......

I still really underestimate you, no, I can say that this is really the most sassy operation I've seen in a hundred years! Mr. Aeolus! ”

"Thanks for the compliment!" , Fengshen Taiichi threw the "indigo-dyed corpse" in front of Urahara Kisuke, and then spread out one hand and said, "In exchange, give me that anti-soul implanted foreign body reagent!" ”

"Oh?" , Kisuke Urahara was looking at the action of "Aizen corpse" and paused, and then he stood up slightly, and two army-green eyes looked deeply at the wind god Taiichi:

"And sure enough...... You know a lot about my past! Mr. Aeolus! Do you even know about the existence of 'Honyu'?! ”

"Don't get me wrong, these are all from my Great Spiritβ€”"

"Stop saying anything stupid like 'found in the corridor of the Great Spirit Book', Mr. Fengshen!" , Kisuke Urahara raised his left hand and pressed the brim of the fisherman's hat slightly, and said in a low voice: "At your age, you shouldn't even know my name......

So let's talk about that stupidity again, Mr. Aeolus! If I'm not mistaken, you're a member of the Wind Demon Family, one of the four nobles, the Wind Demon Family, right?

And...... Based on your age and the ability of the Slashing Sword, you should be the sixth heir to the throne who disappeared for no reason in the East 76th District and Yongen District of Wandering Soul Street a hundred years ago, the Wind Demon Kamano, right?! ”

"Huh?" , Wind God Taiichi opened his mouth wide in surprise, and then looked Urahara Kisuke Ryoshi up and down for a long time, and after confirming that he was not joking, he closed his mouth and asked, "Is there really a Wind Demon Family in the Corpse Soul Realm?" But I ...... I've never heard of it! ”

"Mr. Fengshen, this kind of cold joke is not funny at all!" , Urahara Kisuke frowned, and said with a rare serious expression on his face: "Because in the past hundred years, the heir of the Wind Demon family seems to have fallen into some kind of terrible curse-"

"Cursed? You Grim Reaper also pay attention to this?! ”

"That's right......", Kisuke Urahara nodded and said, "As far as I know, the first heir of the Wind Demon Family, Wind Demon Pillar, died young, and the second heir, Wind Demon Tsuruma, drowned;

The three heirs, Wind Demon Ri, fell seriously ill and died, and the four heirs, Wind Demon Watergate, died violently! As for the only remaining fifth heir, the Wind Demon Tsunade......"

"What happened to the fifth heir?" , Although Kazejin Taichi didn't believe much in Urahara Kisuke's words, he couldn't help but ask.

"Soon after the curse appeared, she took advantage of the righteous remains I developed to live in seclusion in the city of Naruki, and changed her name to Sakura Saito-

That's right, the girl you met in Naruki City before was Saito Tsuki, the eldest daughter of the current head of the Saito family, Saito Momodo! ”

Saito...... Baidu? Fengshen Taiyi muttered and repeated the name on his lips, only thinking that this name was so familiar, it seemed to be a search engine that did not shake Bilian??

"Exactly...... I'm sure you've noticed that, too! That's why I've been helping Saito Tsukiyong openly and secretly in the name of 'Wind God Taiichi', right?! ”

"......", Kazejin Taiichi was a little dumbfounded when he heard it, but he was thinking in his heart: Urahara Kisuke, I'm afraid you misunderstood! I really didn't know that "Fengshen Taiyi" still had such a strange family background......

"However, the terrible thing is ......", Kisuke Urahara sat cross-legged on the door extension, sighed and continued, "Even so, the Saito family still doesn't seem to have escaped that curse......

Over the past fifty years, Sakura Saito, his son Hidemitsu Saito, his grandson Mokado Saito, and his two daughters, Satsuei Saito and Tsukiyao Saito, have all died......"

"So...... Are the people of the Saito family dead? ”

"Of course it's not ......", Kisuke Urahara refocused his gaze on the wind god Taiichi, and said in a deep voice, "You are the only two people in the Wind Demon family who have escaped the curse-"

"The only two? Who else? ”

"Saito rope tree! The current head of the Saito family - and the second in line to the throne of the Wind Demon family! ”

"Second in line? The first one is-", Fengshen Taiyi suddenly reacted when he said this, and exclaimed: ", it's me!?" ”

"Now it seems...... Indeed it is! Kisuke Urahara nodded, then stretched out his hand and put it on the "Aizen corpse", and then he didn't know what he did, and suddenly saw that the corpse slowly turned back into a slashing knife with a green hilt!

"But...... It's strange to look at it! The wind god Taichi seemed to believe a little bit of Urahara Kisuke's words, so he was a little at a loss for a while: "I always feel that the Wind Demon family is being targeted?" Maybe...... Is it related to the royal family Kazama? ”

β€œBingo! That's right, but it's not a plus! Kisuke Urahara suddenly swept away the solemn expression just now, and shouted happily: "It is worthy of the Wind Demon Family, Sixth ...... No, the first heir, I quickly guessed the truthβ€”"

"......", Kazejin Taiichi didn't bother to pay attention to Urahara Kisuke's perverse behavior at this time, and asked in a cold voice: "Then I guess, there must be a problem between the heirs of the royal family and the Kazama family-

So someone has to exclude all uncontrollable factors in order to get the throne? For example, kill all the blood relatives of the so-called split family and wind demon family?! ”

"Although I don't know exactly what happened to the royal family Kazama...... But it should be about the same as you think! ”

Kisuke Urahara picked up the mirror flower water moon, then got up and walked to the Urahara store, and at the same time said slowly: "Mr. Fengshen, whether it is to defeat Aizen or break the curse, it is to save the corpse soul realm anyway...... Why don't I ask you all about it! ”

"Oh, that's a light thing you say!" , Fengshen Taiyi sneered and said: "The broken jade was created by you, and the disgusting spirit righteous remains were also lent by you to Saito Yueyong, why did you hide in the corner and cool off if something happened?" ”

"Da ......"

Kisuke Urahara's footsteps suddenly stopped, and he was silent for a while before he replied, "Because...... What I had been fearing in the past has finally happened! ”

"What?"

"That person ......", Kisuke Urahara tilted his head slightly, and looked at the wind god Tai with one eye hidden in the shadow of the brim of his hat, "Resurrected!!" ”