The dignified old monk hung Puyi up and down, and when he saw that his eyes did not fall to the abrupt bulge on the bed, his heart was half relieved. Looking at Puyi's eyes again, he didn't look at himself, and his whole heart was completely put down, but a nameless fire rushed towards the Heavenly Spirit Gai.

After all, the taste of being choked by a piece of peach cake and rolling your eyes is not so pleasant, not to mention that it is still the highest position in this temple in the temple, sitting on the legislative, judicial law enforcement and unlimited interpretation of the Grand Master Huai'en. Immediately, his face sank and he was about to have a seizure, but he suddenly remembered that he had asked someone to call him, but what he said was to ask him to come before class at night, and this "before" seemed to have been made a fuss.

The old monk had a plan in his heart, not only could not let the person who made the fuss be satisfied, but also the time to use people, among the five disciples, this disciple was also smart and clever, and helped him to complete various performance tasks excellently. At this thought, the old monk couldn't help but warm up his face, and even smiled slightly: "Puyi, what about turning the ground?" ”

Puyi, who was originally waiting for the thunder, heard that the master's voice was so soft, a little strange, and couldn't help but secretly glance at the old monk, but he didn't dare to slow down: "Yes, Master, isn't this just according to Master's instructions in the morning." ”

The old monk smiled: "There are five disciples under the master's seat, although you are the youngest, but you are the most popular in my heart, not only is your understanding beyond your senior brothers, but also far above them in diligence." Thinking about the mantle of Baoling Temple for the teacher, you will be the only one in the future! Don't you look at this Baolin Temple, although it is not obvious now, but the fragrance of wine is not afraid of deep alleys. This mountain has Buddha nature, the temple has treasure light, and there is the prestige and status of the teacher in the Zen gate, and the development and growth of the temple is just around the corner......".

The surging language is like a continuous river that depicts the bright prospects and bright future of Baoling Temple, the palaces and pavilions are full of wind and water in the saliva, the golden body of a Bodhisattva is shining in the saliva, a group of surnames are coming one after another in the saliva, and a wisp of incense is dancing in the saliva......

In short, in short: the future is bright, the future is beautiful, the difficulties are the present, and this bright prospect and a bright future belong to the universal land, of course, the most important thing is that the master is wise, great, and has infinite magical powers, and he is also very fond of the universal righteousness.

Although he grinned infinitely in his heart, Puyi, who could even silently recite Master Huai'en's speech, was flattered on his face: "Master is in the prime of life, and he is proficient in the magical powers of Buddhism, and his health and longevity are innumerable, even if he becomes a Buddha in the flesh, it is a great blessing for a disciple to be able to follow and serve by Master's side in his lifetime, how dare he expect to have more blessings." ”

The old monk was amused by the conversation between the teacher and the apprentice.

After reviewing the speech he had made at a religious association to help him receive the 3,000 yuan in aid funds, Archmage Wynne was clearly in good spirits and explained his business with a pleasant face. It turned out that I forgot to buy vegetables and seeds last time I went down the mountain, and I needed to go down the mountain to pick and sell them. Although they are all ordinary vegetable seeds, Puyi estimates that it will cost dozens of dollars. But Archmage Huai'en took out a red food bag that was wrapped in several layers inside and out, and then opened it and pointed out two ten-yuan coupons with great pain, and hesitated whether to take one back, and finally gritted his teeth and handed it to Puyi's hand, quite a bit of heroic determination before righteousness: "Although the temple is not rich, the money that should be spent still has to be spent, and I believe that you will use every penny in the right place." Puyi took over the 20 yuan with a smile and was ordered to withdraw from the East Wing to continue his great cause of ploughing the land.

Puyi went out of the mountain gate before eight o'clock in the morning the next day, and did not come until the evening class, the old monk Huaien was a little annoyed, and ordered the kitchen not to leave food; In the middle of the moon and midnight, he still did not come back, and the old monk Huaien was a little angry, and ordered the mountain gate to be closed tightly, especially emphasizing that the door should not be opened when knocked; The next morning, when he didn't come back, the old monk Huai'en was a little panicked, and sent four other disciples to look for them along the way, and asked all the way if there were any monks who went to the seed store in the town to buy vegetable seeds. The news was that the monk went down the mountain to buy seeds and returned to the mountain, and the old monk Huaien hurriedly called someone to the town police station to report the case and find the person.

But how to find it is still no news, the passing bus has not found that there are monks near this town to get on the bus and travel away, since then has been the news of the dark, Puyi's name has been hanging on the list of missing persons no one cares, maybe one day when cleaning up the file, according to the time listed as dead.

Until one day at midnight, the old monk suddenly realized: it turned out that this vegetable monk Puyi was secretly returning to the vulgar and leaving the temple in disguise! After four years of Qian Mi raising such a "white-eyed wolf", the old monk naturally had a thunderous uproar, and the other four disciples naturally suffered a lot of unwarranted disasters.

Why didn't the old monk suspect that Puyi had encountered snakes, insects, and beasts? Ladies and gentlemen, in this modern society, apart from the zoo, which mountain still has this snake, insect and beast that can drag people? No matter how fierce the beast is, it also enters the belly of the more fierce person on the table, supporting the construction of catering culture and accompanying penance to be reborn.

But where is this vegetable monk Puyi? He was kidnapped with a ticket, or by aliens to be exact.

On that day, he was half fate and half procurement, exhausted all kinds of means of cheating, abduction and stealing, not only overfulfilled the purchase task assigned by the master, but also filled his belly, was carrying a plastic handbag, leisurely walking on the mountain trail with no one around, but unexpectedly his eyes were white, and a string of "boom" in his ears, and when he opened his eyes again, he was already high in the sky, with a long white cloud under his feet, and a green sky above his head. He stepped on the void like a person who had attained the feathering of the Dao, standing on top of the white clouds, and was in terror when a shout came from his ears: "What is a Buddha? He was so frightened that he said "Amitabha", and a question arose in his heart: "Isn't it summoned by the Buddha?" As soon as he tilted his head, he consciously fainted.

At this time, the air around him writhed, condensing a humanoid creature out, and after a moment of caressing the top of Puyi's head with his left hand: "Hey, last time the old monk's mind was empty, why is this young monk the same?" There are no Buddhist classics in the mind, and there are no rules and precepts, let alone the righteousness of Zen Buddhism, in addition to the skill of ordering vegetables, it is a pit and abduction? It seems that if you want to understand the "Zen righteousness" of Lao Mozi on this earth, you have to find someone else. ”

I saw a strange ripple fluctuation in the space around me, and the fainting monk Puyi disappeared along with his clothes.

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The sky was a round of fireballs hanging high, and the tall broad-leaved forest was incomparably lush, bordered by verdant meadows with a shallow stream bubbling through them. From a distance, there was a humanoid creature lying on its back in the meadow, dressed in a plain blue coarse cloth monk's robe, as if it was sleeping deeply. From time to time, several unknown insects jumped from him to the tip of the grass, and then from the grass to him, as if playing a very interesting game. Look closely at the humanoid creature, that is, black and thin, it is very simple with ordinary facial features and a face. Hey, isn't this a Puyi monk, how did you get here?

Coincidentally, an insect with tail feathers jumped onto the nose of the Puyi monk, and the tail feathers swept gently through the nostrils. A painful itch came, Puyi sneezed into the sky, and the person woke up leisurely, and frightened a group of insects into scattering, flying, jumping, and quickly disappeared in the surrounding area.

Puyi rubbed his nose and wiped his eyes, and then carefully dried everything in front of him, his intuition telling him that this was not any place he was familiar with. Although there was still a round of fireball hanging in the sky, that round of fireball was larger than the sun, and the light emitted was far less dazzling than that of the sun. The grass on the lawn where he was lying did not belong to any kind of grass he knew, and the leaves were large, deep and dense. Only the stream not far in front of him flowed with the water he knew, and it was as clear and thorough. The trees in the distance are much taller and thicker than common trees, but they are also beyond the scope of universal understanding.

"Where is this? Western Bliss, Penglai Wonderland or Heavenly Court? Could it be that he had seen the Buddha being taken back to the Bodhi Garden? It shouldn't be, in the past four years, there has been no less cheating money and goods under the banner of the Buddha, cheating food and drinking, and the Buddha has no reason to praise himself so much. With a bit of speculation, Puyi, who only came from a TV series "Journey to the West" and a novel "Dragon Babu", slowly stood up and dried. The unfamiliar environment and the clear vision made Puyi's heart shade an inexplicable fear, fear made his hands and feet tremble, and then he was covered with a real sense of powerlessness, which made him almost collapse back in place.

Suddenly, a faint green smoke rose from behind a hill in front of him, and this blue smoke was no less than a wooden plank that Puyi grabbed in despair after falling into the sea. "Where there is smoke, there must be someone's home!" A glimmer of hope rose in Puyi's heart. He never imagined that he would be so eager to find his own kind, even if he didn't communicate, even if he just saw it from a distance, it would bring him great comfort and security. The bowl of noodles that he had eaten in the town before his disappearance had long since vanished, and he was so hungry and thirsty when he saw the fireworks. Whatever he is, first find a localized edge and fill the abdominal skin! Puyi's body was like a charge, and he hurriedly walked towards the fireworks, for some reason, he felt that his body was extremely light, and he could almost walk out of his usual self two steps away in one step.

The hill was not far away, and Puyi was accustomed to walking the mountain road, so he climbed to the top of the hill in about ten minutes and saw the fireworks. At the foot of the hill was a very low village, with one-coloured wooden bungalows, covered with grayish-yellow truncated bark, except for one wooden house that was slightly taller, and the green smoke came from the chimney of the slightly taller house. The houses are mostly old, and no longer show the true color of the trees, but are close to a damp black. can be regarded as seeing the people's Puyi secretly liking it in his heart, and he hurriedly and a little frightened to the village.

But just as he was about to reach the entrance of the village, he only heard the sound of "woo ......" blowing the horns of beasts, and a group of two-legged creatures rushed out of the side of the road, holding weapons with wooden handles and iron tips in their hands to surround him.

Puyi was so frightened that he stood there dumbfounded. Because this creature is so terrifying, the dark green hair hangs down in bunches at the back of the head and ears, as if it is a rectangular face carved out of a wooden plank, a big nose like a cow, and two horns on the head! With a naked black body, only a little bark and grass tendons tied to the critical parts, and his height does not exceed his abdomen, which looks very similar to the cow head in the face of the cow head and horse in "Journey to the West".

"Sure enough, I have attracted retribution, the Buddha has sent me to hell!" Great hope turned into great disappointment, after the original uneasy monk Puyi suffered such a major blow, he turned his heart sideways, and even lost the courage to die and survive, and said: "Take me to the judge, I will confess my guilt and surrender to the law!" ”

But the bull head, who was obviously at the leader level, stared at the bull's eye, and muttered to him, and the axe-shaped weapon handle in his hand was still on the muddy ground to strengthen his tone! God is pitiful, "Journey to the West" has no language barrier scenes, and Puyi, who thinks he has been sent to hell, doesn't know how to face this scene? It's just that he even bowed down to admit his guilt, and then knelt down and let it be disposed of, after all, the pigs are dead, and he doesn't care if he is boiling water and cold water, just go on it casually. In this way, the chickens and ducks talked for a while, I don't know if the group of cows was tired, or God had mercy, the leader waved his hand, turned around and hugged the group of minions, or it can be said that he escorted Puyi to the village, and the height difference between the stupid and cute people seemed to be very red children's little demon dragging Tang Seng back to the cave.

After returning to the village, the group of bullheads did not deal with Puyi, and the language barrier also saved Puyi from the trouble of being tried, but one of the bulls with his weapons kept an eye on him at all times, and pointed out to him a separate wooden house on the side of the village for living, which was so short that Puyi could only bow in and out.

When it was time to eat, the watchman would take him to the slightly taller wooden hut to eat. Eating is also very simple, a strange clay pot with a paste made of something that has been boiled out of nowhere. Of course, there is also a piece of barbecue occasionally, Puyi originally refused to barbecue because of his status as a monk, but where can that little paste meet the physical needs of an eighteen-year-old young man, so from the second time, Puyi, who was beaten into hell by the Buddha anyway, simply broke the jar and broke it, and ate it correctly.

OMG! Is our originally talented and promising first heir to the throne of Baoling Temple so willing to degenerate?