Daily nitro Tsuneshi Nagano's first wife
Tsuneshi Nagano is an ordinary student at Asakawa High School, and he is overwhelmed by his heavy schoolwork all day, and because of the pressure, it is normal to smoke and drink. Tsuneshi Nagano has always had few interests, only likes to smoke, drink, and read manga. It's Saturday and it's late for class. Fortunately, he didn't have any homework left today, and he was finally able to have a good drink.
Tsuneshi Nagano likes to drink too much, especially for spirits, and it is easy to get high every time he drinks, and the owner of the tavern has nothing to do with him, because he is the most consumed person in the entire tavern.
As soon as Nagano Hengyi entered the tavern, he first asked for 10,000 yuan of spirits, drank it alone, and he didn't know how long he drank it, and he unconsciously walked out of the tavern. Drunk people naturally don't have a good brain and don't know what they're doing. When he walked out of the tavern, he sang and walked in a certain direction, and the passers-by consciously gave way to him——— because no one wanted to approach a drunkard.
Nagano Heng unconsciously walked into the cemetery, at this time it was already midnight, and the cold moonlight shone on the stone monument of the cemetery, which did not look eerie and terrifying, but had a sense of beauty, a kind of beauty that ordinary people could not experience. He lit a cigarette, sat down on a stone platform, and quickly finished it. After smoking this cigarette, he became even more excited, and said to the tombstones in the cemetery: "Come, brothers, drink, come, drink together, drink together!" "Because it is a cemetery, there is not a single living person, so naturally no one responds to him.
Nagano Heng was very angry and said, "Why don't you give Lao Tzu face?" Lao Tzu kindly invited you to drink, but you didn't drink, did you have any gasps, give Lao Tzu a squeak! Naturally, no one responded. He picked up the bottle and tried to knock down the tombstone near him, but there was no push. He didn't give up and pushed as he walked, and the people buried in this cemetery were basically rich people, and their tombstones weighed at least three of them. Walking all the way and pushing all the way, not a single tombstone was knocked down by him.
He began to curse the street, and for ten minutes there was no response from him. I was bored with myself, so I walked forward, and in the process of walking, I took another big sip.
A wise man will have a thousand worries, and a fool will have a gain. Nagano Heng never thought that he could pick up his wife by drinking a drink
As he walked, he fell into a big pit, which hurt him so hard that he suddenly woke up halfway from drinking. But he didn't like to sober up, so he took another sip. I looked ahead in a daze and found a particularly beautiful girl
Nagano Heng usually doesn't watch less anime, and he especially likes the paper man wife in the second dimension, and this girl's appearance is more beautiful than the paper man wife in the second dimension. It's the type that Tsuneshi Nagano likes, but he doesn't think this girl is a living person, and thinks she's a figure. He was very happy to pick up the figure, the pie fell from the sky, and it actually appeared, and the thing that fell was more expensive than the pie, it was a figure......
Nagano Heng hugged the girl tightly, but was pushed away by her: "Stupid ordinary people, they really don't have long eyes." If I still have a notebook, I'll let you enter the Netherworld right away......" Nagano Heng was still wondering, the time passed a little long, and he woke up a little, and found that he was covered in blood, and so was the girl, and she kept vomiting blood, which was the rhythm of entering the Netherworld immediately
Nagano Heng smiled bitterly and said: "I heard you say in the dark, as long as you give you a notebook, you can send me to the Netherworld, I think you are one step ahead of me." Let me tell you, although I am not good at other subjects, I am definitely very good at Chinese...... I can't see your little bit of caution......"
The girl ignored him and said: "You mortals will never understand the pain of Hades, Hades is my job, in charge of life and death in the world, life and death in the world are determined, our Lord Hades is only responsible for pulling the damned people to the underworld, but someone just wants to live forever, and broke my heart with a sharp knife, and I won't live long, it's really unlucky to meet you...... I'm an unlucky Hades today, and I'm the one of all Hades who died unnaturally......" Tsuneshi Nagano said: "It's impossible, how much damage can a knife have, it's just that the heart is broken, sew it with a thread, and that's okay" The girl said: "The blade of this knife is turning, and you will never be able to pull it out......" "I can't pull it out, someone can pull it out, don't talk nonsense, go to the hospital!" ”
Nagano Heng carried her out of the pit and walked towards the nearby hospital, even though he was walking on the road, Nagano Heng still drank and staggered as he walked. Walking to the emergency room of the hospital, the nurse on duty did not let him register, and directly carried the girl in. The girl's injuries were so severe that surgery had to be performed immediately. There were still a few policemen in this emergency room today, and when they saw Heng Nagano covered in blood, they directly handcuffed him and took him to the police room for examination. It was only with great difficulty that the facts were explained to the police
The police apologized to him, and indeed the girl's injuries startled them. Tsuneshi Nagano said, "Now please help catch the murderers, I guess they will be there soon......"
said Cao Cao Cao, a few people really appeared in the hospital, and they followed the bloodstains to find them, "You actually brought the king of Hades out, don't you want to live!" A bad guy took a knife and wanted to stab Heng Nagano, and the policemen who had been ambushed immediately pounced and dragged back to the bureau
The doctor hurriedly came out, found Nagano Heng, and said, "Family......" "Ah! "Your wife's injury is very serious, and she needs to replace her heart immediately, and her heart is now more broken than juice......" "Even if I have great ability, I can't get my heart...... But I remember there's a place where you can wait......
Tsuneshi Nagano rushed out of the hospital and walked to the slaughterhouse next door. It was really time for him to go, and the slaughterhouse took a big order and killed the pigs overnight. He rushed in, and it was clear that the owner of the slaughterhouse did not welcome his sudden intrusion. Angrily asked him, "What are you doing here?" He said, "Is there any fresh pig heart?" "Fresh pig heart, I can sell it in the market tomorrow, what are you doing in such a hurry tonight?" "Save people~" "Save people? The boss said, "I have been running a slaughterhouse for 30 years, and I have never seen a pig heart to save people!" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, say, how much is a pig's heart?" Tsuneshi Nagano said. "20 yuan a piece" "No need to look for it" Nagano Heng, threw down 100 yuan, and ran into the hospital without looking back. The boss has not yet come to his senses: "Young man, I should look for you 80...... Hey......"
Heng Nagano handed over the pig's heart to the doctor: "Hurry up and put a ...... on her" The doctor said: "You kid is so powerful, where did you get the heart?" Let's talk about how many hearts are in the library, and it takes a year or two to get a new one, and it took you less than ten minutes to get it, how did you get it? Tell me about it, listen to ......" "Don't talk nonsense, put it on my wife first!" ”
The operation was successful, and the doctor poked his head out and said, "Brother, hurry up and write a medical ......record for your wife Yan Yuemiko" Because Yan Yuemeiko's clothes were all soaked in blood, and many places were torn, they were easily disposed of as medical waste, but the doctor gave Nagano Heng, a large cotton bag of good quality, and put her in
When he got home, it was already dawn, and Tsuneshi Nagano stuffed Miko Yan Yue into the closet, just in time to wake up his sister Hatsumitsu Nagano. "Brother, you didn't come back last night, what are you doing?" "Without your brother, I just got drunk last night and forgot to come back......" "What's that big bag of stuff?" "Don't ask, don't ask"