Chapter 1: This Strange Ceiling
When I opened my eyes, I saw an unfamiliar ceiling, and a comfortable and soft bed that was different from the impression of it.
"Ahh
Turning over and looking around, the unfamiliar environment made his mind, which had not yet woken up, fall into a state of stagnation for a moment.
Before Li Wei's sluggish brain could react to something, he only heard a few knocks on the door.
Knock, knock, knock.
There was no sound of words, as if he would keep knocking if he didn't respond, with such an unfamiliar environment, Li Wei inevitably felt a little chill down his spine, and always felt that he had come to some horror-themed set.
"Who! Knock what knock! Come in! ”
To be reasonable, Li Wei doesn't know where he got the courage, maybe he silently recited in his heart 'Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, World-Honored Dizang, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Ba Ma Kong' has its own Fahai to help.
Anyway, it's too late to regret it.
But what people didn't expect was that Li Wei's domineering voice stunned the person knocking on the door, and after silently knocking on the door three times stubbornly, the door was pushed open.
"Shhh
Li Wei's mind is very empty, all in all, he is very panicked now.
It catches the eye with a strange-looking clown-like creature.
The adjective 'weird-looking' seems a bit too harsh, after all, he was born to be like this.
The whole body is pink, with limbs similar to those of humans, five fingers have a suction cup, a round head and a round body, and a pair of dark blue pointed-toe clown shoes under his feet, and his funny appearance seems to be a little cute in the eyes of children.
Good at using air to make walls and... Perform pantomime.
At this time, the moment he saw this strange and familiar creature, Li Wei's mind was blank for a while, and what emerged was the official tone of the Pokémon Illustrated Book with its own commentary sound.
What appeared in Li Wei's room was not a perverted killer clown, but a Pokémon, his name was the Demon Wall Doll.
At this time, the puppet of the magic wall who had just pushed the door in was waving his arms desperately, with exaggerated body movements and expressions, as if conveying something.
At this moment, the atmosphere in the room became very awkward.
Li Wei was very confused, and he said that there might be something wrong with the way he got up.
But whether it is the strange performance of the puppet on the magic wall in front of him, or the thighs that are about to turn blue when they are pinched, and the touch that is about to hurt to death, they all remind him that this is the naked reality.
I'm only sixteen years old.,After a night's sleep, it seems that I've traveled to the world of Pokémon.,Is there a big guy who can guide you? Online and more! It's really urgent.
But obviously, even if Li Wei is about to die in a hurry, no one will answer him.
After collapsing himself in front of the air for a while, Li Wei chose to accept reality.
Well, he's just crossed.
The adaptability of the old two-dimensional is quite strong, and the last second is still in the Ya Butterfly, and the next second is to hurry up.
Anyway, it's useless to stand up and look up to the sky and howl now, so it's better to see what the magic wall puppet in front of you is doing.
Li Wei, who was thinking like this, settled down first, took a few deep breaths, and gave up thinking.
He stared at the movements of the puppet on the wall, trying to figure out what the ghost thing that had suddenly burst into his room was trying to say.
He is very familiar with the mime behavior of the magic wall puppet, whether it is in Pokémon TV or in the Pokémon movie that came out some time ago.
This elf is like this, if there is something that can't be said well, and if something can't be expressed well, it has to be played hard.
So Li Wei stared at the same time, his hands also began to imitate the movements of the magic wall puppet, hoping to promote his understanding in this way.
But apparently he failed.
I don't know what went wrong, anyway, he is now nodding his head rhythmically with the magic wall puppet, and his left and right hands are swinging exaggeratedly, "Huh! Draw a dragon with me on the left and a rainbow on your right! ’
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The two men remained at a standoff for a long time, until a familiar roar came from outside the door.
"Li Wei! You bunny, get up! What time is it! Do you know about today's physical examination?! ”
The terrifying sound made Li Wei bounce up from the bed in an instant, and while taking a deep breath, he instinctively put clothes on his body at the speed of light.
The fear of my mother is engraved in my DNA.
At this time, looking at Li Wei's headless flies running around the house, he spread his hands helplessly.
┓(´∀`)┏
'Human~I obviously reminded him~'
After sighing, he twisted his arms, stepped on the beat, and left Li Wei's house to help serve breakfast.
And Li Wei, who felt the call of death, also hurriedly rushed into the bathroom and ran to the restaurant downstairs after washing up.
It's amazing, he doesn't know anything about this place, but his physical movements are extremely skillful, and it seems that his subconscious knows very well the layout of this home and what he needs to do now.
But even so, he didn't get any memories to go back to understand what the world was like like in the plot of the novel, and all his actions could only rely on guessing.
So, when Li Wei, who had nothing but instinct, rushed down the stairs to the restaurant in a daze, he was stunned and froze in place.
Who are the two people in the restaurant downstairs?
This isn't his own parents, right??
What's the matter, are even my parents responsible for renovating once I am reborn?
And Li Wei's stunned appearance made it even worse for his mother, who was already dissatisfied with his late wake-up.
"Li Wei! What kind of god is it? Are you standing there waiting for me and your dad to invite you over?? ”
"Ahh
Li Wei is still very confused, such a look and temper are really like his mother's appearance, but he always feels weird.
Obviously, his mother has entered middle age and reached the age of being old, why did she suddenly dream back to the appearance in the photos that his father had treasured for a long time twenty years ago?
It's not scientific.
I really want to complain, but I always feel that complaining about science on the basis of the established crossing seems to be something wrong.
So Li Wei was still standing in a daze.
(`・ω・´)
"Why are you still there?" After finishing a busy circle, I saw that Li Wei was still standing in place, and the irritable mother continued to greet.
"I'm thinking." The stunned Li Wei replied truthfully.
"Thinking about how you should be beaten?"
"No, I'm wondering why my mom suddenly became so young and pretty."
Just when Li Wei realized that he had accidentally said this sentence, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly made a pleasant sound.
drop, Alipay received 50,000 yuan.
???
What's going on??
The transfer information is from the mother who was still crazy about him just now.,This...
It's a wonderful world.
At this moment, Li Wei completely abandoned his previous doubts and dislike for the 'unscientific' nature of this world, gave up worrying about why his life became earth-shaking after he slept well, and gave up his obsession with why Pokémon appeared in real life.
He Li Wei is iron-clad... It's so fragrant.
Walking to the table, watching the magic wall puppet dance what seemed to be the Pure Land of Bliss, while bringing the prepared breakfast, Li Weiyi couldn't help but fold his hands and pray, 'I hope the plate is okay'.
The stomach was gurgling, and a beautiful day began with a delicate breakfast, so Li Wei took a posture and prepared a meal.
Mom sat at the dining table, very leisurely, and Dad had just come back from the bathroom after morning exercise, so he saw that he was matching himself with a Conan BGM for the occasion, Li Wei found that this breakfast seemed to be from the hand of this magic wall puppet who was not very reliable from any direction.
'Oh roar? Do even Pokémon make breakfast these days? ’
While feeling the convenience, looking at the dazzling breakfast placed in front of his parents' seats, Li Wei also expressed his expectations.
This large bowl of seafood porridge, two slices of fried bacon and vegetables, an omelette poured with a little soy sauce, and finally accompanied by a cup of hot soy milk, such a luxurious combination made Li Wei, who only smelled the taste, envious.
The cooking skills of this magic wall doll are simply beyond his imagination, and the truly delicious food can be determined from the moment you smell it.
Li Wei can take his head and guarantee that this meal will be delicious!
Just as he was about to eat a large meal, Li Wei was shocked to find out why he was not having a delicious meal in front of him, but a measuring cup?
Or is it the kind of water that contains exactly 180ml of water?
This... Bullying fools???
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Li Wei's aggrieved expression was seen by his mother, so he swallowed the porridge in his mouth and raised his eyebrows at Li Wei and asked, "What?" Still not satisfied with your saliva to drink? ”
I have to say that today's mother is also full of gunpowder! It's my own mother!
"It's not..."
"Do you still want to eat and drink spicy food? Let's wait until the medical examination is over. ”
"Oh."
You can't eat during the medical checkup.
He forgot, that's fine.
So why did you wake him up so early knowing that he was going to have a physical examination, and let him sit down at the table!
'Do you want me to watch you eat!! ’
I have to say that after Li Wei figured out his mother's weird temper, he felt that he was the truth.
His mom definitely deliberately wanted him to watch them eat!!
That's why he made his favorite seafood porridge!!
Even if he doesn't have memories of parallel worlds, he absolutely believes in his mother's character and his taste preferences for food!!!
Woowoowoo!!
In the past, every time he went out to play with his classmates, his mother would deliberately cook a table of delicious food, and she would also make a special dish and send it to Moments!!
What braised short ribs, what cola chicken wings, what dry pot cauliflower, what does he like to eat!!
It's just too much.
orz。
Li Wei felt that the reason why he looked so lawless, his thinking was so out-of-the-box, and his heart was so big was his mother's fault!! No snowflake is innocent under an avalanche!! are all brave to the end of the world!!
After sighing heartbrokenly, Li Wei gave up the struggle, didn't even bother to drink water, got up and prepared to go to the living room to get away from this sad place.
But the living room doesn't seem to be a very quiet place.
The puppet of the magic wall wearing an apron was holding the air in his hand and posing for the ground with a vacuum cleaner, and not far from him, there was a vacuum cleaner that was operating itself out of thin air.
Where the magic wall puppet goes, it won't be long before this vacuum cleaner will clean up by itself, if it weren't for the light blue light on this vacuum cleaner, Li Wei estimated that it would directly explode on the spot and spiral into the sky.
This supernatural event, who sees who has a numb scalp.
"Super elves, use superpowers to clean the house, well, not too much. ’
In this way, Li Wei has been watching the work of the magic wall puppet with great interest during the breakfast of his parents.
It's really a novelty to have a Pokémon around by your side, and of course, it would be even better if you could hug a Shanaiduo on your left, a Lady Hua Jie, and a flower mantis serving tea and water.
I have to say that Li Wei has only been here for thirty minutes, except for ten minutes to adapt to the situation, the remaining twenty minutes are thinking about fart.
Following the magic wall puppet, Yun cleaned the house, and seeing that his parents hadn't eaten breakfast yet, Li Wei sighed and picked up his mobile phone to sort out the information that had been made public through high-tech means.
After opening the browser and searching for the words 'Pokémon', Li Wei clicked on the exclusive entry to check it.
After browsing for more than ten minutes, Li Wei quickly understood the worldview and structure of the place with more than ten years of experience in browsing novels at a certain point.
Pokémon in this world have coexisted with humans for thousands of years, and it can be said that the origin of human civilization has been full of Pokémon elements.
From the former Warcraft, to the names of youkai, elves, etc., it has finally been unified into the current Pokémon.
All the histories in this parallel world are inextricably linked to Pokémon, such as the Statue of Liberty in Eagle Sauce, which has become a Bictini with a V; There is a sculpture of the phoenix king at the door of the flower planter's house; Another example is that all the ruins are full of unknown totems.
Everything looks grassy, but in this world there is no sense of disobedience.
The Pokémon species sequence in this world was recorded to 786, nearly a hundred less than the 896 he knew, and after roughly crossing the illustrated table, Li Wei found that the unrecorded elves accounted for the majority of the mythical beasts and phantom beasts, and the occasional heterochromatic elves and the forms of special areas would also be recorded as new types, so the gold content of this 786 was much less than Li Wei expected.
After all, in real society, divine beasts are equivalent to gods.
Most people only listen to the legends passed down by word of mouth and look at the records on the murals to know that there is such a kind of elf that does not know whether it exists in the imagination of ancient humans or whether it really once appeared. It can only adhere to a professional and academic attitude, and until it is observed, it will be treated as if it does not exist.
But in times of peace, what is the probability of having authoritative experts who can prove the existence of such elves as witnessing divine beasts such as Dialoka and Palokiru?
When you see Arceus, the creator god, do you question such a thing as evolution?
Of course, these have nothing to do with Li Wei, and he didn't come here to engage in science, he just came to make Pokémon.
Dreaming, do you need to pay attention to any logic?
Li Wei thinks no.
He expressed his ease and ease with this unexpected crossing.
His family is well-off and his life is stable, and today he is preparing to become an elven trainer.
After getting a general understanding of the world, Li Wei put away his mobile phone, and it didn't take long for his parents to finish eating, and he was naturally taken out for a physical examination.
went out to pick up the car in the garage, but what Li Wei didn't expect was that it was not his father or his mother who was driving, but a magic wall puppet.
For this versatile and convenient elf, Li Wei no longer knows what to say.
You can only use 'This is all right??' Come and feel the shock in your heart.
In such a shocked situation, when Li Wei sat in the car and looked at the scene of his mansion passing by outside the car window, his little heart had no reaction anymore, and he was already shocked.
After all... In his previous life, he had seen a lot of mansions, and he had also seen a lot of houses worth tens of millions of dollars on station B, and he had long been well-informed and unsurprised.
I've seen a mansion, a luxury car has been driven, but he hasn't seen a magic wall puppet that can drive in reality! Is there really no problem with a car driven by a magic wall puppet that can drive? Does this puppet have a driver's license? Can he read the road signs? Does he know where we're going?
At this time, Li Wei panicked like a dog.
Seeing the car he was riding in slowly merging into the driving lane, he panicked and wanted to ask, 'Did I buy health insurance?' ’