In the darkness of the night, two doormen stood drowsy under a huge plaque.

It was an ordinary evening and nothing happened.

The two doormen, as usual, chatted for a while, and then began to take a nap. They are often on duty and have a different tacit understanding, one sleeps in the first half of the night, and the other sleeps in the second half of the night. If an inspector comes, the awake one should wake up the sleeping one to avoid the inspection.

As "good teammates" for several years, they lived like this every night, just like tonight. Because of their tacit cooperation, they have not been caught once in the past few years, and they were even rated as "excellent employees" by the Liao family, and they took a few more gold coins, which was enough for them to show off for several days.

Before falling asleep, the topic of conversation between the two was also quite interesting.

"Hey, you said that Xu Simin, that fool, dared to offend our Miss Liao Rou, he was really impatient."

"Indeed, it angered our eldest lady, and as a result, they all came to the trap. Alas, I don't know if they have the wrong nerve. ”

"But ah, when I heard that the arrest was made, their little girl ran out and was not caught. It's a shame that there isn't a litter. ”

"Hehe, let's talk behind closed doors, Xu Simin's sister is really good-looking, if only we could cheapen the two of us."

"Phew, what do you want! If the eldest lady hears it, see if she doesn't pick your skin! That's the person the eldest lady wants to **, which round will get our involvement? ”

"I'm just kidding..."

At this time, the first shift of people from the post inspection came, and the two of them hurriedly closed their mouths, fulfilled their duties, and their eyes were like copper bells, and they still looked a little like something.

Seeing that the two of them were so energetic, the people who checked the post nodded and praised: "I really deserve to be an excellent employee of our Liao family, and I am so conscientious at night." It seems that this month, I will have to send you a few more gold coins. ”

"Well, look at what you say. If it weren't for your care, we would have been able to achieve such results? As guards, they are naturally human spirits: "When Miss Liao gives the little one more gold coins, I will definitely invite you to drink~"

"Hahaha, you don't have to drink." After the man finished speaking, he pushed his crotch against the void air and made an extremely obscene action: "After taking the money, it is better to go to this place to be chic and chic, and treat your little clone well~"

"It's you, it's really fancy."

There was laughter outside the door of Liao's mansion, obviously talking about something that only men could talk about.

"By the way, speaking of Miss Liao..."The captain of the patrol team looked around, "I tell you something, you can't tell anyone else." ”

"You can rest assured, the two of us are very tight-mouthed, even if we kill us, we will not reveal a word."

"I trust you the most, otherwise I wouldn't have told you the news secretly." The captain looked around vigilantly again: "I'll tell you, Miss Liao is playing in the room now~~~"

"Playing?"

"That's right. When we passed by just now, we heard the scream of the eldest lady, and the one who screamed was miserable~~"

"Huh? It can't be kidnapped, right? ”

"Kidnapping? How could it be! Don't you know that the eldest young master of the Lin family came to our house as a guest today, and he didn't go back at night? I see, it must be playing in the eldest lady's boudoir~~~"

After saying that, the captain also raised his eyebrows, hinting wildly.

The two doormen understood and laughed meaningfully: "The eldest lady deserves to be the eldest lady, these are the first few playmates, and they are becoming more and more coquettish." If only we had a few brothers..."

"Shhhh The captain suddenly said righteously: "I think you are a worm in the brain!" That's the eldest lady, how can you get involved? Let me tell you, if what you just said reaches someone with a heart, I'm afraid that you will only end up with Xu Simin! ”

"Xu Simin? What happened to him? ”

The two doormen had been standing outside the door, naturally not knowing what was going on. The captain's position is still relatively high, and he knows much more about the affairs of the Liao Mansion than the two of them.

"He... Hehe..."The man made a gesture of wiping his neck, and the two doors understood: "Why is the eldest lady so vicious now?" She wasn't like that before..."

"It was before, it is now, it is not what it used to be, how can it be the same?" The captain looked around for the third time, leaned his head up, and whispered a few words in their ears, which instantly shocked the two of them.

"What?! You say..."

"Shh!!h I didn't say anything, and you never saw me! After I tell you, you must rot this matter in your stomach, at least not for a few days, otherwise you will be the next Xu Simin, you know!! ”

After the captain finished speaking, he ignored the two doors and left.

"I said how did the eldest lady become like this. If I were the eldest lady, I would definitely be ten thousand times more rampant than her now. ”

"Shut up! Don't forget Xu Simin's fate! I'll go to sleep first, see you! ”

"What a lazy pig..."

Seeing that his good teammates were asleep, the doorman had no choice but to lean on the killing stick, looking at the ordinary scenery around him, and suddenly sighed at the boredom of life.

Why aren't they girls, why aren't they favored by that one?

If they are favored by that person, maybe they will be able to change their lives against the sky and become as arrogant and domineering as Miss Liao.

It's a pity, it's a pity, it's ~~~~~

The man sighed, and suddenly found a masked man carrying a wine jug in front of him, and behind him was a little girl who was not very tall, carrying a white sword on her back, and a sword in her arms that was almost taller than her whole person, which looked extremely incongruous.

Obviously, this man is a Jianghu person, and as for the little girl, she may be just a sword maiden.

Alas, the orientation of the Jianghu people is really chic, and such a little girl will not let go.

"Hey, who are you, this is Liao Mansion, don't come any closer!" Sigh and sigh, the duties that should be performed still have to be performed, otherwise there will be no "month-end bonus" this month, who will be responsible for the loss?

"Liaofu?" The man smiled: "Big brother, my wine jug is empty, come to beg for a drink." ”

"No wine, fuck off."

"No alcohol? But I asked about the smell of sake... Besides, your Liao family has a big business, can you still have a sip of wine without me? ”

"Did you say no! If you don't leave, I'll beat you! As he spoke, the doorman raised his stick and made a gesture to strike.

"Then you don't give... I'll just go in and get it myself! ”

The doorman's eyes darkened, and he suddenly lay on the ground.