Chapter Eighty-Four: I'll Punch You
"I have four ways to choose which one of the six cats I want to culp."
After Satoshi finished speaking, the interest of the other 9 cats was stimulated at once.
"Four?"
"What four ways?"
"Are you stupid cat that smart?"
"Let's stop talking nonsense, let it continue."
"That's it."
"Speak quickly, speak quickly."
Simon waited patiently until all their cats stopped talking before he spoke.
"The first is that I punch each of your 6 cats, and see if any of you can't bear it, and eliminate whom."
"Don't you say I'm the weakest of us cats? I can't even take my punch, and I'm sure everyone has no doubt about it. ”
"I'll talk about the other methods later, I'll use the first method to see the effect first, if all six of you can hold my punch, then use the other methods."
Ximen Satoshi slowly finished talking about the method he was going to use, and the other cats understood what he meant, and nodded slowly.
"Hahaha, who can't hold that punch of yours? Laughing to death, skip this first method directly, I can't hold your punch, I'll call you Dad. ”
"Hahahaha, that's it. Why were you eliminated by us, didn't you count it in your heart? The strength of your punch is not as strong as the strength of my own tickle, so I know that your stupid brain can't think of any good way. If you hurt me, I'll call you Grandpa. ”
When Blue and White and Red Spotted White heard that Simon Satoshi's method was to punch them to see who couldn't bear it, they immediately laughed and ridiculed Simon Satoshi.
Simon Satoshi was already very angry with the two cats in his heart, but he still smiled and said indifferently: "Haha, what you two said makes sense, but my methods must be in order." ”
"I also know that the first method may not work, but being punched by me is like a breeze blowing, and it will not affect you at all, and you will not mind if I start using the first method, right?"
After Ximen Cong finished speaking, Blue White and Red Spotted White began to exaggerate and mock again.
"How can you be presumptuous? If you punch me, I see that a punch can kill me, I am afraid to die, I am almost scared to pee, you can hit me lightly in a while, and leave me a cat's life. ”
"Yes, yes. I'm also very scared, Brother Greenhair, you must only use your least strength when you beat me, otherwise you will directly beat me into ashes, hahaha. ”
Hearing the yin and yang strange words of these two cats, Ximen Cong thought that they would look good for a while, but they still behaved as chic as a spring breeze.
"Don't worry, I'm sure I'll hit you gently, and I won't make you feel a trace of pain."
When the two cats heard Simon say this, they no longer answered, but stared at Simon with contemptuous eyes.
Satoshi walked up slowly, walked over to the four cats except for Blue and White and Red Spotted White, and gently punched each of them.
Of course, they were punched by Simon Satoshi, nothing happened at all, and they were sure to continue to live well.
Then Simon Satoshi walked to the side of Lan Bai and said, "It's your turn next, are you ready?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, you can hit me hard, it just so happens that my back is a little itchy, so you hit my back."
Lan Bai said as he lay down and let Simon Stoshi hit it the back.
Satoshi Ximen punched lightly, and then walked towards the red spot white next to the blue and white.
"Green hair, your fist is too heavy, and my itchy back is even more itchy, I want to scratch it well."
Lan Bai said, rubbing his back with his forelimbs.
Red Spot White didn't laugh at Simon Satoshi anymore, but just lay down and spread his limbs, which meant to let Simon Satoshi hit casually.
Simon Satoshi took a closer look at its body and found that it was a female cat, should he not use his fists and use the rest of his body to hit it?
He noticed that the other cats around him were looking at this, and he thought that there were still many spectators, referees, staff and contestants around, which was not good, so he used his fists.
Where is the best position to hit with your fists? Satoshi looked at the little female cat lying in a big shape and thought about it.
"Forget it, I don't want to, you can hit anywhere. No, you can't just hit it, I'm going to hit it in the mouth, its mouth is too bad. ”
After thinking about it, Ximen Satoshi was ready to punch the little female cat in the mouth with his fist.
"Where's the right place to hit it?" Simon Satoshi looked at the little female cat from top to bottom and thought again.
"Hurry up, the ink is dead, why are you so slow? If you don't fight, I'll get up, hurry up, waste green hair. ”
Seeing that Ximen Cong had not moved, Hongji Bai opened his mouth to urge him to hurry up and hit himself with his fists.
Ximen Cong heard Red Spot White scolding himself for nonsense, and now he couldn't bear it, and when Red Spot White was about to close his mouth, he punched it in the mouth.
This punch happened to hit the red and white teeth, which made Simon Satoshi feel like hitting a nail, and he grinned in pain.
"Hahaha, it's right to say you're a waste, why are you hitting my teeth? Not only does I not hurt, but I can also hurt you. ”
Red Spot White felt Ximen Satoshi punch it in the teeth, and then was hurt by his own teeth, jumped up and laughed.
Ximen Cong didn't care about what it said at this time, but immediately moved his limbs quickly, away from blue and white and red spot white.
After he moved away from the red spot white and blue white, he looked at the blue and white and red spot white with a smile on his face, and his eyes were full of expectation.
He saw a white round hood slowly forming around Blue and White and Red Spotted White, just enough to cover the two cats.
In the process of forming this white round cover, Ximen Satoshi said quickly: "The first method really doesn't work, I am really the weakest of you." ”
"Now I'm going to use the second method, that is, you 6 duel in pairs, the winner doesn't have to be eliminated, and the one to be eliminated is selected in the middle of the 3 that lose."
"Now you two will start first."
After Satoshi finished speaking, he pointed his finger to the place where the blue and white and red spot white were located, and at this time, the white round cover around them also happened to form.
Other cats are wondering, thinking that Simon Cong's method is not good at all, in case the blue and white and red spot white are not played, then this method must also fail.
They were thinking about it, and the blue and white and the red spotted white were fighting together.
"'There must be a heads-up arena' turned out to be used like this, I thought I could also use my consciousness to control the two glowing balls in my hand just now, but it turned out that it wasn't."
"When I came into contact with blue and white, the blue glowing ball disappeared, and when I came into contact with red spotted white, the red glowing ball disappeared as well."
"I wonder why these two glowing balls aren't white light, they used to be used like this, but luckily I had the wit to try to use these two red and blue glowing balls to touch their bodies."
Simon Satoshi's idea is to let Blue and White and Red Spot White kill each other, and then eliminate both of them, so that he himself will be safe.
After he used the words "I said: There should be a heads-up death arena" on the "Mystical Book of Wishes", two glowing balls, one red and one blue, appeared next to his left forelimb.
Satoshi tried it with his consciousness and found that he couldn't control them, so he thought of using the two balls to touch the two cats he wanted to make a death match, and then came up with a way to punch them.
When Saimon Satoshi beat the other 4 cats, he used the right forelimb without the red and blue two glowing balls, and when he played blue and white and red spot white, he used the left forelimb.
Fortunately, the red and blue glowing balls on the left forelimb disappeared first when Satoshi Ximen's fist touched the blue and white body.
Then, when his fist touched the red white, the other red one disappeared.
"Hit, hit me hard."
"Blue and white hit the red and white mouth, it's over, its mouth is too cheap."
"Red spotted white, you kick the blue and white mouth, its mouth is cheaper than yours."
"Come on, come on, come on."
Simon Satoshi cheered for them happily in his heart, and the more intense he watched them fight, the happier Simon Satoshi became, and the anger in his heart slowly dissipated.
"They're also one male and one female, so there won't be any other fights, right? Then I don't feel very good. ”
Satoshi felt worried in his heart, and he felt that it was common for two creatures of the same sex to have some kind of battle related to reproduction.