Chapter 28: The Brave of Bad Taste
Because Princess Merlou and the guards were separated, Ralphtalia and Philo were not at ease, so we took the little princess with us on our journey.
"This carriage is really amazing, Philo is running so fast outside, but there is no shaking feeling inside"
"Of course, this carriage has taken me a lot of effort."
For the sake of this carriage, I went out of my way to unlock the handmade shield, repair the shield, and the jewelry shield, etc.
At that time, I originally wanted to make the carriage a Transformer-like existence, so I developed a lot of auxiliary shields, but the dream was disappointed, no matter how I unlocked it, there were no similar building options for Transformers, so I had to take a step back and build this carriage for land, sea and air.
"Then again, can you follow us like this? Don't you say a word to your idiot dad? ”
"Mr. Ghost, please don't insult your father, your father is not an idiot, if this country didn't have his father, he might have been defeated by the iron horse of the world shield long ago."
I can't see that this princess still admires her father.
"Yes, yes, if it were the original King of the Seven Stars Brave, I would probably change my mind. But now, hehe, like garbage. ”
The king of the Seven Star Warriors is not ordinarily strong, if I meet such a king at the beginning, it can be said that I died a long time ago, where can I be so arrogant.
"Father...... father, he will recover his spirits. That's what my mother and I are looking forward to."
Princess Meru clutched the edge of her skirt tightly and lowered her head, revealing a strong but sad expression.
The king is really loved.
"I see, I'll have hope for that idiot, no, I'll have a little hope for that Eichi Sage."
"But is it really good to be like this? If you don't say a word to the king, just come out with us. ”
"It's okay, when the time comes, I'll go back to the Sanyong Church in a nearby village and tell my father with a crystal ball."
Raphtalia asks Princess Merlou like a young lady.
Passive skill Malice Attack
Malicious incoming can sense the malice around you.
Three green skull logos appear on the home screen.
Three? Are there three people in front of you who are trying to trouble me?
I looked out the window, and not far away, three thieves-like guys were blocking our way.
"Philo, it's the enemy, crash them away"
"Oh~, okay"
I felt Philo speed up excitedly.
"Hey~, wait, isn't it too hasty, what if it's a civilian?"
"If you guess wrong, it's a big deal to give some money"
"How so, what's the difference between this and bad nobles"
Princess Meru yelled at me with a panicked expression.
"Meilu-chan, it's okay. One of the skills of the Oni Cai can sense the hostility of the opponent, and through this skill, we can judge the opponent's intentions in advance."
"Yes~, is that so?"
Princess Meru looked at me with a curious expression.
"Ghost Genius, yes. It's not easy to explain."
Ravtaliya pouted, like a little girl angry, such Ravtalia said the most cute.
"Ah~, it's too troublesome to explain"
It's like you that the misunderstanding with the other three brave people is getting deeper and deeper...... Please listen to me
Raphtalia's preaching began again, and I turned my head away from Raphtalia's gaze, ah~, and ended up facing Adora's face
"Don't say anything.,The ghost with a tough guy expression.,It's also fascinating."
Adora looked at me with her hands folded in ecstasy.
Hehe, I'll just smile.
Look at Fuulu again, this guy eats and sleeps, and eats when he sleeps, where did he come from.
"Master, Philo knocked them away."
"Oh oh, okay"
I jumped out of the carriage, and Philo stuck his head over with a look of praise and petting.
"Well done, Philo."
I touched Philo's head, then walked up to the thieves and said, "Hey! Robbery"
"Hey~, Mr. Ghost, what are you talking about?"
"Robbery"
"So, what do you say? Isn't it true that after the brave catch the bandits, they should be handed over to the guild to deal with? ”
"Really?"
"Of course, yes"
Princess Meru looked at me with a persistent expression, it was really troublesome.
"Then loot them first, and then hand them over to the guild."
"You still don't understand what I mean, the brave can't do such a thing as robbery."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Then please hand over the money"
"I said I can't rob it."
"I didn't say robbery."
"But what's the difference between your behavior and robbery?"
"Oh~, is it?"
Hey~, it's enough, why do you want to meet this innocent little princess, it's so troublesome.
"Yes, yes, why did Mr. Ghost show such a lewd expression?"
I looked around at Raltalia and didn't get out of the car, and then I looked at Meru with a lewd expression.
"Princess Meru"
"Yes"
"The princess and the brave are the same, right?"
"What?"
"What's that, in the eyes of the people, princesses and brave men should be glorious images, right?"
"Yes. This is our responsibility to build a good image for the people. ”
"So in other words, the brave is equivalent to a star, and the princess is like an idol."
"There's nothing wrong with that."
"Ahh
"Huh? What's the problem? ”
"Does Meru as a princess?"
I said word by word with my teeth in an exaggerated expression.
"What are you talking nonsense ......!!! Why ask such a lewd question!! ”
Princess Meru blushed and snarled at me.
"Ah~, it's just a small daily question, I hope to be answered by Princess Merus, so that I may have the norms that I should have as a brave man."
"Yes...... is that so?"
"Yes, so~, I want Princess Meru to answer my question, princess, will you?"
Haha, it's over, my bad taste is completely out.
"I ...... and will ......"
"Ahh
I always feel like I'm not too bad, but I haven't felt like this kind of person for a long time.
"I ...... Will ......"
"What will it be~"
"Yes...... Pull...... Will pull ...... "
Princess Meru looked like she was about to cry.
"Ahh
"Princess Merry."
"Yes, in"
"I didn't think you'd do such a nasty thing. I'm so disappointed."
"Huh? No, isn't that normal?"
"Normal? What are you talking about? ”
"Huh?"
"Is there a princess in this world who can?"
"Huh!! What is the problem, of course it is~"
"Do idols poop?!"
"Huh?!"
I turned up my voice and asked Princess Meru in a loud voice.
"Do celebrities poop?! Do idols poop?! Answer me! As national role models, can we do such a nasty thing! Princess Meru! ”
"No......, no."
"In that case, what are you who make a move?! , with what qualifications to regulate me?! ”
I put my left hand on my face and my right hand on the hem of my pants, and questioned Princess Meru with the standard JOJO STAND (JOJO Standing is from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, referring to various handsome poses).
Princess Meru looked dazed and felt dizzy.
"I~"
"Is there a princess who in this world?! Is the person who commits such an act worthy to be a princess? ”
"I ......, I ......"
"Answer Me Meru"
"Are you a princess who did such a nasty thing, and do you deserve to be called a princess?"
"I ......, I ......, am I not worthy"
It felt like Princess Meru was already crying.
"No, you deserve it"
"Ha~"
Princess Meru looked at me with a look of anticipation and a look of anticipation.
"Worthy of being a-pooping princess"
I'm just going too far, giving people a little bit of expectation, and pushing people to the bottom.
But it's super cool, haha.
"Woo......, woo-whoa, I'm not worthy...... I'm not a princess, I'm a nasty person, woo whoa...... Philo ......"
"What's the matter, Meru-chan"
Princess Meru hugged Philo and cried loudly.
"Philo, I'm not a princess anymore, woo wow......"
"Master, you can't bully, Meilu-chan"
Philo gave me a complaining look.
I don't care, who bothered her so much.