Chapter 47: Husband and Wife Tricks
"Now you believe it." Lu Chushu saw that the defenders around him were incredible, so he said to them, "We must quickly take this black prison back to the central city, and then hand it over to the appraisal department to deal with." ”
"Did that vegetative person run away?" A city defender asked Lu Chu to write.
"Yes, we went to the surrounding vegetative city to play around, and then came back and happened to pass by this black prison, and found that there was a door on this black prison, and after we opened the door very easily, we found that the vegetative man had run away, and we also had to report this matter to our superiors, and we must catch the escaped vegetative man." Lu Chu wrote that he did not truthfully explain to the city defenders that they had opened the black prison without permission.
"Okay, then you guys go to the Central City, this is not a trivial matter." The other city defender said, and then urged Lu Chushu and Lu Sifa to hurry up and drive back to the central city.
The other city guards also nodded, and they all said that they should hurry back and report, and then the city guards all stayed away from the cart, allowing the cart to have space to drive.
"Then let's go, you guys should guard the city." After Lu Chu finished writing, he waved his hand to the city guards, and then returned to the car and sat next to Lu Sifa.
Rusfa saw Lu Chushu sit back in the car, and the city guards let go of the space for the cart to travel, and immediately started the cart, allowing the cart to enter the gate of the central city.
Simon Satoshi and Mimosa Man sat in the car, and without being seen by the city defenders, they were going to easily blend into the central city.
"I'm finally going in, I've been laying the ground for so long, what is it like inside?" When Satoshi saw that he was finally about to enter the gates of the Central City, he still had some expectations in his heart.
After the cart entered the city gate, Satoshi found that it was like entering a tunnel, and there were many street lamps lined up next to the tunnel, and these street lamps were embedded in the wall, illuminating the tunnel very brightly. He also roughly estimated that this tunnel could probably pass 4 cars as big as the one Simon Satoshi was sitting in now.
Lu Sifa increased the speed of the cart to the extreme, Ximen Cong could only see the street lights around him flashing quickly, and in the vision of the outside world, he also found that there were some houses in this tunnel, as if there were some perfect planters wearing black armor next to some houses, these should also be city guards.
"I'm finally going back. This mission was delayed for too long, but the final result was also incomprehensible, how did that vegetative man make a door in the black prison and escape? Driving a car was a bit boring, driving in the tunnel didn't have to be directional, just controlled the speed as fast as possible, which made him think of the amazing thing that happened this time.
"Yes, we just need to report it truthfully, as long as we don't expose the fact that we opened the black prison without permission, it will be none of our business." Lu Chu wrote, then turned to Simon Cong and the mimoscheo man and said, "Brother Shallow, shameful sister-in-law, you must not say this." ”
"Don't worry, don't worry, my mouth is tight." Simon Stoshi immediately promised it, and then glanced at the mimosaki man, wanting her to make a promise as well.
The mimoscad saw that Ximen Cong and Lu Chushu were looking at her, and she had no choice but to say: "I won't say it, my mouth is tighter than the verdant, and anything stuffed in it won't fall out easily." ”
"Yes, yes, the mouth of shame is very tight, I can guarantee this." Satoshi added again, and then made an expression that you could trust me.
Lu Chushu was very happy when he heard them say this, and said with a smile: "You are really good people, good people have a safe life." ”
Ruthfa, who was driving next to him, was relieved when he heard the assurances of Simon Satoshi and the mimoscad, and followed Lu Chu's voice and said, "Yes, yes, a good man has a safe life, a safe life." ”
"However, Brother Shallow, you can even guarantee that your sister-in-law's mouth is very strict, and there are so many tricks that you play between your husband and wife." Lu Chu wrote as if he had thought of something, and then with a wicked smile, he turned his head to Ximen Satoshi and the mimosage man and said.
"Lots of tricks? What are the many tricks? The mimostry man didn't quite understand and asked curiously.
Simon Stoshi thought he understood what Lu Chu meant, but when he saw the mimostry man looking very confused, he felt that the mimostry man had just evolved into a perfect planter, and he was still very pure and ignorant.
"Hehe, it's okay." Of course, Satoshi Ximen will not explain too much, but thinks about the past perfunctorily, otherwise the topic is easy to be harmonized by unknown forces.
"I'm not married yet, and every time I see some perfect planter couples playing such tricks, I feel very sad, like eating a lemon in my mouth." Lu Chu continued to speak, and his eyes were a little down.
"What, these tricks between husband and wife can still be seen casually by you?" Simon Satoshi was shocked, he felt that these perfect plantation couples were too open.
"What's not to see about this? There is also a husband and wife trick game competition! I've seen it many times. This time it was not Lu Chu who wrote the answer, but Lu Sifa, who was driving, said it.
"And a couple's trick game?" Simon Satoshi was even more surprised, he felt that this kind of husband and wife trick game competition was simply too shameful, and it was still able to be watched by people, and he also wanted to see it.
"Yes, since you also like to play this kind of husband and wife trick game, the two of you can also participate in this kind of competition, this kind of competition can not only increase the relationship between husband and wife, but also the organizer will give some good rewards, if I haven't found the other half, I would have participated in it a long time ago." Lu Chu wrote, and he also looked at Simon Satoshi and the mimosage man with encouraging eyes.
When Simon Satoshi heard this, he was immediately filled with a sense of resistance, he couldn't accept this kind of husband and wife trick game in the way of competition in front of the public.
"Okay, okay, onscarry, let's have a chance to go together, it sounds like fun." Simon was still silent, and Mimospasser replied curiously that she was full of interest in games.
"No, no, it's not a serious game, it's not good for us to participate." Satoshi immediately spoke to the mimoscad, and stopped her from wanting to participate in this couple's trick game.
Simon Cong thought that his husband and wife relationship with the mimosa man was made up to deceive Lu Sifa and Lu Chu, if he went to participate in this kind of game competition, wouldn't it be a fake show? Although he doesn't mind pretending to do it, it's completely unacceptable for him to do this kind of game in public, and of course it's okay in private, hehe.
"Hey, Big Scallion, this kind of competition is very serious, okay. Since you said that the mouth of the shameful sister-in-law is very tight, you should be playing the kind of game where two people have water in their mouths and then collide with each other's faces to see who has the water in their mouths spilled first, right? Ruthfa said, and figured out what game Satoshi and Mimosa were playing.
"That kind of game should be called 'husband and wife touching faces', this is a trick game that is not often played between husband and wife, but there are also trick games for husband and wife, but there is a certain standard in the game, the strength of the collision between husband and wife must reach a certain value, otherwise it will be directly eliminated, after a certain number of collisions, finally see which couple has the most water content left in their mouths, which couple wins." Lu Chu wrote, and said the name of the kind of husband and wife trick game that Lu Sifa described.
"So you're talking about this kind of husband and wife trick game?" Simon Satoshi was a little dumbfounded, it seemed to be different from the husband and wife trick game he imagined.
"yes, otherwise what other husband and wife tricks can know whether a wife's mouth is tight or not?" Lu Chu asked curiously.
"That's it." Ruthfa chimed in.