"Unload!"

At the entrance of the Shadow Building, a long camel carath, with the order of the great man, the Shadow Ninja began to carry the materials on the camels.

There are many kinds of materials, most of which are specialties of the countries of the Western Regions, as well as various jewels and gold.

"Master, these are trophies, aren't they? Don't you have to hand it over to the treasury of the village finance department? Yasuo respectfully handed Master a can of Coke, rubbed his hands together and asked.

"What? Don't dare to accept it? Then it will be transported away for the teacher. Tuan Zang "Thorn La" opened the can of Coke, glanced at his lover, and drank it all.

"Don't!"

Yasuo hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Isn't it necessary to distribute it to the Finance Department, how troublesome it is, and a waste of manpower, the left and right are guarding Konoha, there is no need to be so clear." ”

There is no gold, silver and jewelry in the dark building, and it is obvious that it is to be realized.

When it comes to liquidation, what way is more efficient than selling to Blackwater Auction House at a 50% discount?

It seems that he has been teaching too much and has been contaminated with the smell of rottenness, and Yasuo feels that he has become unskilled in protecting Konoha, and he can't help but start to reflect on himself.

Tuan Zang casually rolled the cola can into a small ball, flicked it into the trash can with his fingers, and then said coldly:

"The door is a dog thief, and he has cut off the supply of live pigs to the old man for a year, and this hatred is not shared! How could the old man hand over the supplies to him again! ”

"Luckily, the camels are delicious." Tuan Zang thought for a moment and added.

"No matter how delicious camels and lambs are, how can they compare to the pork rice of my hometown!"

Yasuo stretched out his fingers, stabbed Master's stomach, and said bitterly: "Master, look, the growth rate of your waist circumference and the year-on-year increase index have decreased!" ”

"Hey, in order to eat a bite of the food of his hometown, the old man rushed back day and night, and finally exhausted the mount that he had finally found."

Tuan Zang shook his head and said, "Don't talk about this, didn't you say before that you recruited three disciples?" Where are they, let the old man take a look. ”

Recalling the panicked expression of the water gate and the red handprints on his face, Yasuo spread his hands and said, "Those little rabbit cubs are not yet in the climate, Master, your old man doesn't need to care about them." ”

At this time, Kato ran over and said respectfully:

"Elder Zang, Lord Yasuo, the luncheon is ready."

Tuan Zang touched the side of his stomach and said, "Let's eat first, after a busy day, the teacher is already so hungry that his chest is pressed against his back." ”

Without using the soft body technique, Elder Tuanzang would not have been able to touch the front of his stomach.

He beckoned, motioned for the remaining ninjas to continue carrying supplies, and walked towards the gate himself.

Suddenly stopped, Elder Tuanzang glanced at the door frame of the gate, and said, "Xiao Xuan, remember to tell Yamanaka Shenyi when you go back, and change all the door frames in the department." ”

"Anyway, the Konoha gate has to be repaired, and this cost will all be recorded together, and the door frame that has been used for decades can no longer meet the requirements of the current growing darkness."

After speaking, Elder Tuan Zang took a sharp breath, contracted his stomach, and squeezed into the door.

The luncheon is just a private banquet within the group, there are not many people, but there are many dishes.

Looking at the dazzling array of familiar dishes, Elder Tuanzang's eyes were red.

Picking up a pair of pig ears, stirring them in the tomato sauce, and then throwing them into his mouth, Elder Tuanzang showed a look of intoxication.

"That's the taste, that's the smell!"

Kato Tsuru and Yamanaka Shinichi, as well as the five information section officers, all swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked at the head with blank eyes.

"Don't be stunned, eat, eat them all!" Although Elder Tuanzang has the heart to protect food, it is more fragrant to eat such a thing as eating, which is always eaten by everyone.

Yasuo shrank aside, looking at the stormy battlefield, glad he hadn't brought them with him.

What if you get infected?

It's not a question of whether you're handsome or not, the key is that you, as a master, I'm afraid I can't afford to support them.

After a few people had eaten and drunk, more than 80 chefs temporarily hired by the dark department collapsed in the kitchen.

Elder Tuanzang picked his teeth while asking about some of the big and small incidents that had happened in Konoha recently.

Elder Tuanzang's tool for picking his teeth was the pen that the ape flew to the sun.

It's a very useful tool.

When the cap is on, it can be used to pick the nose.

Remove the cap and use the nib of the fountain pen to use it for tooth picking, which is very convenient and easy to use.

"By the way, Master, how is your technique being developed?"

Here are the absolute henchmen of the group, and Yasuo has nothing to shy away from, asking about the issues he has always cared about.

At that time, when he returned to Konoha on leave from Sand Hidden Village, Danzang began to develop slimming ninjutsu, but judging from today's situation, it seems that there has been no progress.

However, contrary to Yasuo's expectations, Tuan Zang laughed and said, "Who is the teacher? As a teacher, he is the root of Konoha and the fierce tiger of Konoha . That guy Ape Fei is a doctor of ninjutsu, and the old man is at least a master of ninjutsu, how could he be stumped by this kind of thing! ”

Yasuo said suspiciously: "Then Master, why don't you ......?"

"Why not what? Do you think there is something wrong with the teacher's current figure? ”

"Uh...... That's not what I meant, Master...... Also, don't shake your old man's fountain pen, I'm dizzy. ”

"Hmph, you rebel, you want the old man's fountain pen, but the old man is reluctant to give it to you!"

"Toot ~ Toot ~ Toot ~ Toot ~"

At this moment, the sound of the mobile phone suddenly rang, interrupting Elder Tuanzang's anger.

Tuan Zang took out his mobile phone, and his face changed.

Yasuo glanced at it from a distance and found that it was not a call, but a video invitation from QQ.

Danzou bounced off the special stool, staggered to a room, and carefully closed the door.

The reason why I chose to video call in this room is another reason.

On the one hand, this room is more remote to avoid embarrassment.

On the other hand, this room is a router that stores it, the signal is very good, the video will not freeze, and the call quality is high.

After making sure that there was no one around, Tuan Zang nodded with satisfaction.

"Transfiguration!"

As a puff of white smoke cleared, an oversized "full-fleshed Galen" appeared inside the room.

The full-flesh Galen quickly sealed again, and then the space gradually distorted slightly.

"The strongest illusion - beauty camera!"

As the seal is completed, small air currents appear around the whole flesh galen, and through the refraction of light, the "whole flesh galen" becomes the "half-flesh galen".

"Qianqian, Konoha's food is very good, I seem to be fat again."

Picking up his phone and accepting the video invitation, "Half-fleshy Galen" pointed to his double chin in distress, sighed and complained.

"Zangzang, it's okay, I love your people, not your appearance, no matter how fat you are, I love you."

On the screen, a red-haired woman shook her head, her eyes full of tenderness.

She seemed to suddenly remember something, pointed to the corners of her eyes again, and said uneasily: "Zangzang, you see, there are more wrinkles at the corners of my eyes, the wind and sand in the country of wind are too big, and I seem to be getting older and faster recently." ”

"It's okay, what I love is also your person, not your appearance, even if you look old, you are also my little Qianqian, my soul mate!"

Under the excitement, the double chin of "Half Flesh Galen" bulged again.

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