152 Charcoal-grilled fried squid fillet Embarrassment and then into the water
() Let's say that in the secret realm of the south wind, in the depths of the forest of heavenly trees.
"What! Brother-in-law, do you still want to go into the water? ”
In a bush surrounded by a person high, there was a rather high-pitched voice from the big fat man Liang Feifan, with surprise and deep disbelief in the voice.
"What is it called! Sit down, sit down, sit down, and say. ”
Liang Feifan, who stood up with a white "swish", glanced at him and waved his hand.
Liang Feifan also felt a little overreacted, and then sat down stupidly, a pair of small eyes rolled around, and said slowly: "Brother-in-law, we finally escaped from the hands of that fourth-order demon beast deep-sea golden squid, and after suffering so much, I still feel that my body is crispy and soft and numb, why do we still have to go into the water!" Don't think about it. ”
As he spoke, Liang Feifan's eyes subconsciously shrank, the corners of his eyes trembled, his body shook, and he rubbed his ankles, which were still numb, and unconsciously thought of the bad feeling of being paralyzed by the stinger on the tentacles of the deep-sea golden squid in that deep water pool.
"You know what? There is a saying that if you don't enter the tiger's den, you will get the tiger! ”
Qin Fei glanced at Liang Feifan, who had a soft expression, wrung out the water on his clothes, and said lightly.
"Brother brother-in-law, although the points that can be obtained by killing a fourth-order demon beast are very tempting, we also have to weigh our own catties, with our current weak scum strength, coupled with the half-injured and half-disabled state of malaise, let's mess with that deep-sea golden squid in the past, well, it is a fourth-order demon beast deep-sea golden squid that is equivalent to the powerhouse of our human martial artist Yuanfu realm, isn't that a high jump in the toilet to find death ()!"
"Besides, the underwater is originally the home of the deep-sea golden squid, where it can exert its strongest strength, and although you and I can barely go into the water, how much strength can we exert when fighting underwater? I'm afraid that when the time comes, the two of us together won't be enough to stuff the big guy of the deep-sea golden squid! ”
Liang Feifan only thought that his brother-in-law Qin Fei was overwhelmed by the huge temptation of the points that he could get after being killed by the deep-sea golden squid, and immediately persuaded Qin Fei to give up this unrealistic idea in a clear and logical manner, after all, although the points are good, but then you also have to consider your actual situation, so what is seeking truth from facts, we still have to abide by the principle of considering everything from the actual situation!
Moreover, Liang Feifan pursed his lips, and there was still something unspoken in his heart: you must know that his own current South Wind Order has failed, and the teleportation formation on it can no longer be used. If you go into the water and are accidentally caught by the deep-sea golden squid, you pierce the stinger into your body and paralyze yourself, and then crush your bones and finally become the appetizer of the big squid, you can't even run, you can only wait for death;
And Qin Fei took the initiative to activate the teleportation formation on the South Wind Order when he was about to die anyway, and ran away without a trace, although he withdrew from the game, he would not be in danger of his life after all.
Qin Fei nodded first, touched the beard on his chin, and seemed to acquiesce that Liang Feifan's words were reasonable, but unexpectedly, three seconds later, he stood up, raised three fingers in the direction of Liang Feifan, and slowly spoke:
"First, I explored it just now, the waterhole is only about ten meters deep, and the total underwater space is only a hundred squares, although the underwater environment is not good for us, but in the same way, the rather large volume of the deep-sea Jin Wuze is not so easy to deploy, at least its twelve huge tentacles, and only four or five can be effectively used to attack."
"Second, the treasure I am talking about certainly doesn't mean the points that can be obtained by killing the fourth-order demon beast Deep Sea Golden Squid, to be honest
If you think about it, the deep-sea golden squid was so angry with us just now, and it only used its tentacles to make some long-range tentative attacks, and it didn't really move its position to pursue us! Otherwise, we would never have escaped so easily. ”
"Combined with the results of the perception detection of the soul power that I blessed under the waterhole just now, there must be something good in the rock to which the deep-sea golden squid's body is attached, and it is a big treasure that is very valuable to me!"
"Third, don't worry, I still don't know what your kid is thinking? I'll take the lead later, I'll be in charge of provoking and distracting the deep-sea golden squid, and you kid will dive down and take advantage of the chaos to bring out the moss-covered stone attached to the deep-sea golden squid's body, understand? ”
Hearing Qin Fei say this, Liang Feifan was obviously a little tempted, after all, there was enough to make the well-informed brother-in-law Qin Fei very excited under the water, it must not be a simple commodity, not to mention priceless, then at least it would not be a problem to be able to buy a street or two!
However, in the blink of an eye, Liang Feifan was worried about his brother-in-law Qin Fei's own safety, after all, according to Qin Fei's plan, Liang Feifan's own side was indeed not too dangerous, and there was nothing to worry about.
But Qin Fei's side has to deal with the frontal attack of the fourth-order demon beast Deep Sea Golden Squid, a difficult guy, if something accidentally goes wrong, the South Wind Orders the Teleportation Formation to be activated actively or passively, although Qin Fei's life can be guaranteed, but it also means that he lost his qualification and withdrew from the competition, in that case, it must be a huge loss for his Liang family's trial competition this time, and Liang Feifan doesn't know how to deal with his sister at that time.
Therefore, Liang Feifan was hesitant and still a little hesitant.
Seeing Liang Feifan's appearance, Qin Fei shook his head, he also understood the hidden worry in Liang Feifan's heart, a pair of eyes rolled, a playful smile appeared on his face, he smacked his lips, and said:
"And, Tiezi, do you know that although there are a lot of fine stingers on the tentacles of the deep-sea golden squid, as long as they are processed for a while, the thorns are pulled out, the poison is eliminated, and then the egg liquid is sprinkled, wrapped in breadcrumbs, sandwiched on the iron plate and piled up charcoal, so roasted, after baking, let's sprinkle pepper, salt, monosodium glutamate, cumin, green onion foam and spices, tsk, that taste, did the neighbor's children cry?"
Liang Feifan, who was still hesitant, heard Qin Fei say this, obediently, the thick expression of greed and food filled the fat face, and then he imagined the wonderful scene of eating the charcoal-grilled fragrant squid in his mind, and suddenly a pair of small eyes were about to be sluggish, and a string of crystal saliva unconsciously flowed down the corner of his mouth...
"How? Tiezi, your brother-in-law and my cooking skills, you know, right? I'll ask you one last time, do you do it! If you don't do it, I'll go by myself, and when the time comes, you won't be able to catch the charcoal-grilled squid at all, I'll eat it alone, well, and your sister! Hey! ”
Qin Fei gave Liang Feifan such a final blow in his heart.
"Woo yo yo... , it! All for charcoal-grilled stir-fried spicy squid! Ah no, no, all for the baby! ”
"Brother-in-law, do what you say! I'll hand over this one hundred and eighty pounds to you! Hey, hey, suck..."
Liang Feifan's small eyes lit up, his mouth was salivating, his expression was flattering, he immediately raised his fist in approval, and deliberately leaned towards Qin Fei's side as he spoke, that expression was really how cheap it was!
"Stay away from me, pull you! Liang Feifan! ”
Qin Fei kicked Liang Feifan's ass, no
scolded angrily.
After about half an hour of preparations, a fat, thin, tall and short figure quietly and secretly touched the mysterious waterhole in the depths of the Tianmu Forest.
"Phew! you, fat man, you guessed my feet! ”
The relatively thin and shorter man with a black beard looked like a werewolf cat with its tail stepped on, his body trembled, his face twisted, and his right hand hurriedly pushed the big fat man who followed him closely, and said in a shrieked voice.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Didn't pay attention, didn't pay attention! ”
Liang Feifan hurriedly removed the foot that was stepping on Qin Fei's instep, touched his head and apologized.
"Be careful, although theoretically your life is not in danger, but be cautious and don't be too forced. Life first! ”
Qin Fei wiped the sharp short sword in his hand, and said earnestly to Liang Feifan, the fat man beside him.
Let's say that this short sword is a grandmaster-level low-grade weapon found in the high-grade storage ring in the hands of Liu Ke, the leader of the Imperial Beast Sect, after he destroyed the cult organization Royal Beast Sect that day, the name is "Rain Flower Sword", named after the large number of raindrop-shaped marks engraved on the blade, it is said that if a cultivator of water attribute martial arts controls this sword, it will have a chance to trigger the "Rain Flower Mist" effect while attacking with the sword, and briefly differentiate into several sword blade phantoms, which dazzle the enemy for a while and is difficult to parry.
Although there were some damages on the blade in many places, the sword could barely be used, at least better than nothing.
It is worth mentioning that this short sword that has reached the grandmaster level is imprinted with the soul mark of its original owner, in other words, ordinary people get this sword because of the existence of the soul mark, and it is estimated that it cannot be used; However, Qin Fei himself is a master who has mastered the mystery of soul power and reached the level of the soul power realm, and eliminating the soul mark on this rain sword is just a piece of cake for Zhang Fei to eat bean sprouts!
"If you want it, brother-in-law, don't worry, don't you know what I do? That's one word steady! You let go and that deep-sea golden squid, there's nothing wrong with it! ”
Liang Feifan kept an eye in his heart, but on the surface, he still looked like a big grin, and then, as if he thought of something again, Liang Feifan touched his face, with a puzzled expression on his face, and couldn't help but be a little embarrassed:
"Brother-in-law, if you go into the water, it's not a big deal, why do we have to apply this kind of green oil paint everywhere on our face and body? You see you have such a heavy green oil paint on your body and face, even in your hair! From a distance, it looks like wearing a green hat! ”
Bang!
As soon as he heard this, Qin Fei, who was originally kind and kind, immediately changed his complexion, joking, and was said to "bring a green hat", which is unbearable for any man!
So, Qin Fei's body trembled, his face became greener with anger, and he flew up and kicked Liang Feifan's fat buttocks, this kick was so powerful that he directly kicked Liang Feifan into the pool, and at the same time Qin Fei scolded angrily:
"pull you? Liang Feifan! If you can't speak, don't speak! Can not talking make you crazy! ”
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If you want to know what happens next, please see the next breakdown!
(ps: There is a survey that says that more than 85% of boys don't like green, I don't know if it's true...) )