Chapter One Hundred and Eight: So Many Misses?
"The great god came to the world, and no grass grows!"
Oxygen Lemon heard this cheer, stumbled, and almost lost his temper.
"Hahahaha, not an inch of grass hahaha, are you a monster?" Nie Fan in the sword smiled forward and backwards, and the oxygen lemon was a black line on the door of his head.
"Whoever thinks of slogans can't think of cute ones. Barren... I'm not a witch..."
"Please prepare both sides..."Ye Qingluo slowly walked out of the ring, the audience held their breath, and carefully watched the war that was about to start on the field.
The battle between the two vice presidents is about to start.
This is the first time that everyone has seen an oxygen lemon shot in public.
To be able to defend the title of [Unparalleled in the World] depends on the moment.
"Game on!"
With Ye Qingluo's order, the dire wolf copied the red broadsword and rushed towards the oxygen lemon with an arrow step. The blade of the knife rubs against the floor of the ring, making a "stab, stab, stab" sound.
"Oxygen Lemon, you dare to insult my Hungry Wolf Guild. Today is your day of death! ”
Dragging a meter-long broadsword, the dire wolf ran straight in front of Oxygen Lemon, raised his weapon, and slashed down with exclusive resentment towards the strong, like a brute in a MOBA game.
The blade rubbed against the air, and with bits and pieces of sparks, it came straight to her front door.
"Sine!"
The eyes of the dire wolf are full of madness and bloodthirstiness, like a real wolf.
As long as I kill the oxygen lemon, I'll be the first person in the game. At that time, no matter what god wolf or what ten gods, all of them will kneel down to me and call me Brother Wolf.
There will also be a lot of white girls following my buttocks, licking me like dogs and calling me "wolf baby." ”
Endless tickets, endless girls, endless honors.
It's all my dire wolf!
The level of the dire wolf is not low, and the speed of swinging the knife is certainly not slow. But in the eyes of Oxygen Lemon and Nie Fan, this speed is really similar to that of the "Medicine Dao Supreme Slow Sheep".
Think about your previous enemies, which one is not the top powerhouse of the continent in the past. From the fight between life and death, and then against the player, it is better to play with children.
At the moment when the dire wolf swung the knife, Oxygen Lemon instantly analyzed at least 10 ways to break the move, each of which was enough to kill the dire wolf with one blow.
Flawed moves.
But if that's the case, wouldn't it be very boring?
Looking at the grin on the corner of Oxygen Lemon's mouth, Nie Fan suddenly felt a chill in the back of his head: "It's over, this sister has started." ”
Just as Dire Wolf's knife was about to touch the top of Oxygen Lemon's head, she stepped forward and left the position where she had just stood and stood only one position away from the place.
Looking at the big picture, it seems that he didn't move at all, just turned sideways slightly.
With a "clang", Dire Wolf's knife slashed to the ground, smashing the floor tiles of the ring.
"Eh, didn't hit? How can it be? ”
Oxygen Lemon looked at the dire wolf who slammed into the air with one blow, and sneered: "President Dire Wolf, I just stood here and didn't move, why did you split the air?" ”
"Damn, die!"
The dire wolf missed the blow, his face turned red in a hurry, and he stabbed horizontally, ready to cut off the oxygen lemon.
Oxygen Lemon just took a small step back, and dodged the knife, but his mouth was unforgiving: "President Dire Wolf, why didn't you hit it?" Has your body deteriorated to such an extent? ”
"[○・'Д ́・ ○] Dare to insult me?! Today you are either dead or I die! ”
Dire wolves have played with many women in their lives, and they have never been played by women. Now being ridiculed by a woman, his mentality exploded instantly, slashing at the oxygen lemon again and again, without any knife technique at all.
Oxygen Lemon is like a kitten, and before finishing his opponent, he always has to play with him.
No matter how many knives the dire wolf hacks, the oxygen lemon just dodges, not attacks.
"Dire wolves are too stupid, they have chopped so many knives, and they haven't even cut oxygen lemons with a single knife, it's really a waste."
"Don't scold, don't scold, people are the president of the famous Hungry Wolf Guild, be careful of others and bite you to death!"
"I'll correct you, Dire Wolf is just Vice President!"
Hearing the banter from the audience, the color of the wolf was gloomy and dripping water. As for the guild members sitting in the audience, they had already made a small calculation in their hearts and began to think about which guild to go to be more profitable.
The vice presidents have become like this, how can the hearts of the people below be able to hold on?
Dozens of slashes were slashed in the air, and even the dinosaur wolf whose mentality had exploded couldn't support it.
If Oxygen Lemon makes a move to fight him, it will be a trick to beat him, and he will also leave a chic sentence of "skills are not as good as others," and step down to continue to be his vice president.
But this woman didn't take the call, just dodged, which meant that every knife of the dire wolf slashed into the air, and she had to be more aggrieved and aggrieved.
You can dodge, it's okay to mock yourself like a fly.
Finally, he couldn't help it, and angrily slashed out: "Oxygen lemon, you TM fight with me!" hide
m that! ”
Of course, the knife still swooped down and slashed into the ring. However, it was not able to lift it up again.
Oxygen Lemon stepped on the Dire Wolf's knife: "Are you tired, President Dire Wolf?!" When I was blackmailing my sister before, why hadn't I seen you so embarrassed? ”
"You're small..."
Before the dire wolf could finish speaking, Oxygen Lemon frowned and kicked it out.
The fat body of the dire wolf turned into an elegant and beautiful arc, and its sleek bald head shone in the sunlight, like a huge light bulb, cutting through the sky and falling heavily to the ground.
"I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star!"
The dinosaur wolf had a bloody mouth and a distinctive red footprint on his face, scolding the encrypted call that the TV station would not allow to be broadcast.
It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing.
The president of the dignified Hungry Wolf Guild, after hitting dozens of "MISS", was kicked away, and he couldn't even do anything, so he could only live a mouthful of addiction.
The divine wolf covered his face, and couldn't bear to look at this terrible scene.
The unarmed dire wolf has gone crazy: "Come on, if you have the guts, you can kill me in one move!" Do you think you're strong? Phew..."
The more the dire wolf scolded, the more he couldn't stop, and the more he listened, the more depressed he became: "Nie Fan, he let us make a move to second him... I've never seen anyone like this..."
"Or... We're going to fulfill his wish? We are the legendary wish-fulfillers, the masters of dreams. ”
"Alright then, then it's up to you."
Oxygen Lemon said, pulling out the Bai Ze Holy Sword from behind his back, shining with a dazzling light in the sunlight.
At the same time, the voice of a rui beast resounded in the sky, and the listener was shocked and ecstatic.
This voice is the voice of Bai Ze, which appeared in Heavenly Fantasy City that day!
"Is the Beast about to come into the world?"
"Could it be that Oxygen Lemon is the one who brought out the beast? If so, then she is indeed a god-like person. ”
"This sword... So handsome... It is as if Bai Ze turned into a sword and personally came into the world. ”