Meng Yao at the front desk saw that there was a fight in the Internet café, so she hurriedly ran over, pulled Lu Weiwei, and shouted, "Don't make trouble!" Liu Lang, can you not cause trouble? Every day I know how to fight. ”

"Yaoyao, I didn't fight ......"

Lu Weiwei explained to Meng Yao, squeezed over and pulled Liu Lang away, kicked at the young man who had just gotten up, and scolded: "But why do I want to fight now, Nima, Xu Yang, just Nima B is still calling like this?" ......"

Xu Yang on the ground just got up, and was kicked down by Lu Weiwei again, and retreated a few times before avoiding Lu Weiwei's foot kicked over again, got up, and shouted to himself: "Why do you hit one of the three, is it enough to have face?" Do you dare to go out and put on a show? ”

"Put your mother B, why do you want to put it with me like this?" Liu Lang, who had just stopped, listened to Xu Yang's words, couldn't bear it, rushed up in a few steps, and stomped a few feet according to Xu Yang.

"Liu Lang, are you enough?" Meng Yao squeezed over and grabbed Liu Lang and pushed him out, and then glared at Lu Weiwei who was about to rush over and shouted, "You guys hurry up and get out!" Did you hear that, Weiwei? ”

"Fuck your mother B, you're still calling the number, why don't you go back and see your mother B beating you once." Lu Weiwei was pushed straight out by Meng Yao.

Qiao Bei also dragged Liu Lang to the outside of the Internet café, this kind of thing, he really didn't want to provoke. When Meng Yao pushed Lu Weiwei out of the Internet café, Qiao Beichong shouted at the two: "Let's go, go to my house." ”

Liu Lang originally came to pick up Lu Weiwei with Qiao Bei, so he didn't squeak.

Lu Weiwei still shouted inside: "Damn, you come out, the ground is too narrow, your viagra hasn't been expanded yet, fuck you, get out of ......"

"Are you finished? Weiwei, you know to cause trouble all day long, hurry up, go home. Meng Yao vigorously pushed Lu Weiwei out.

"Yaoyao, didn't my dad kick me out, I don't have a place to go...... Don't go, why don't you fight for another 300 rounds, why don't I ...... you"

", you?" Meng Yao yelled at Lu Weiwei and pushed again.

"? I'm leaving, won't he come back to you? Lu Weiwei said urgently.

"Does he dare to come to me, he looks for me, won't my uncle look for him? Who would dare to rush me in an Internet café? Meng Yao pushed Lu Weiwei down the steps a few times: "If you don't leave, I'm really angry." ”

Lu Weiwei originally wanted to rush over and beat him up, but Qiao Bei pulled Liu Lang down the steps, and Meng Yao yelled and pushed himself, so he followed down the steps, turned around and smiled at Meng Yao: "Yaoyao, then I'll come back to you again." ”

"!" Meng Yao returned to the front desk, first called her uncle, and then went over to pick up the fallen screen inside and clean up the broken chairs on the ground.

The people in the Internet café seem to have become accustomed to it, watching a fight movie and burying their heads in playing with their computers.

Xu Yang, who was beaten, had already slipped away through the back door.

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The three of them walked out of the Internet café to Qiao Bei's house, Qiao Bei looked at the two people on the left and the right, and said with a smile: "I said you two, why are you so stunned?" Just a broken chair, just give it to him, does it mean anything? Do you think fights are so funny? ”

"If you don't fight, you will be bullied!" Liu Lang responded: "At school, if you endure it, others will beat you!" If you dare to beat someone, others won't dare to beat you. ”

"Oh, your brain, your brother stuffed chicken manure in it?"

Qiao Bei grabbed Liu Lang's head and played with it a few times, and shouted, "Can we have a little temperament?" In your brain, in the Three Kingdoms, at best, he can be regarded as Dian Wei next to Cao Cao, the official to the captain of the security guard, and he can't live more than three episodes......"

"Dian Wei is a JB, is he as fierce as my prodigal * woman?" Lu Weiwei on the side immediately added firewood and lit the fire.

"Of course not, Dian Wei is just a single enemy at the gate of Wancheng, and the people are splashing the women, and the saliva will drown the Seventh Army......"

"Get out! One of the two of you is Kong Ming, and the daughter-in-law you married is like a scrap product pressed out of the lathe of the old city toy factory. One is Zhang Xiu, the daughter-in-law directly let Cao Cao bully, I shouldn't be a Dianwei, be a Cao Cao......"

As soon as Liu Lang finished speaking, Lu Weiwei's fat body pounced: "Dare to rob my daughter-in-law, Lao Tzu will crush you to death." ”

"Ignorant, Cao Cao is occupying Zhang Xiu's aunt!" Qiao Bei scolded the two with a smile.

"Auntie, I'm willing to ...... Yes...... It's not overpowering, it's not overpowering...... Let go of me, Wei Wei, you are fat, you are so squeezing out the oil......"

"This is the instant noodles that Yaoyao poured on me at noon......"

Watching the two chase and fight, Qiao Bei didn't get involved, the ribs in his chest were not good, and his legs were still hurting.

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There was nothing wrong all the way, and the three of them returned to Qiao Bei's house safely.

"Xiaobei, have you made a fortune?" As soon as Lu Weiwei entered Qiao Bei's house, he went straight to the refrigerator, saw that it was stuffed full, and exclaimed, he knew the storage capacity of the refrigerator in Qiao Bei's house.

"What's that...... Occasional adventures, a woman with a lot of money, life and death have to be upside down, and you can't pick it up......"

The computer was occupied by Liu Lang, Qiao Bei had to fall on the bed, did it for a long time, and tossed it again, Qiao Bei was indeed a little tired.

"You don't brag B, we can still be good friends." Lu Weiwei came in with a bite of an apple, and threw the two apples in his hand to Qiao Bei and Liu Lang one by one.

"Weiwei, don't say it, Xiaobei doesn't know what kind of dog S luck he took this time, there was really a girl who came to his house at noon today, and the two of them had a fight." Liu Lang turned his head and smiled.

"Oh, just him? Isn't that a complete abuse? ”

"That must! You didn't see the tragic situation at that time, if I hadn't happened to pass by and stopped me, you wouldn't have seen Xiaobei alive today. ”

"! Did you stop it? If you hadn't come in, I would have stripped her naked and whipped her eighteen times, that is, you, are really bad for me~"

Qiao Bei threw the leftover apple core in his mouth at Liu Lang, and shouted, "Hurry up and pick it up and throw it in the trash." ”

"Are you sick? Weiwei, you analyze and analyze, does Xiaobei have a habit of cleanliness? I seriously feel that Xiaobei's sexual orientation is very unclear now. ”

Liu Lang glanced at Qiao Bei, but obediently picked up the apple core.

Qiao Bei got up from the bed and grabbed Liu Lang's neck, shouting: "Well, I have changed my sexual orientation, come, Lang * woman, take off your pants, I will let you know what it means to only attack without ......"

Liu Lang broke Qiao Bei's hand away, then got up from the chair and pressed Qiao Bei.

"Ah...... Let go, let go...... My ribs ...... special "Qiao Bei remembered that his injury was not yet good, which was pressed by Liu Lang, and his body seemed to be scattered, and there was pain everywhere.

"Wouldn't it? Did you really go to Thailand for surgery? Liu Lang let go of Qiao Bei and looked Qiao Bei up and down.

"Roll the Nima eggs, Lao Tzu is because ...... Don't let the lives of the earth be ruined......"

Qiao Bei stopped talking, looked at Liu Lang and Lu Weiwei, and smiled, he suddenly wondered whether he should or should not tell those things to his two closest friends.

Lu Weiwei also wanted to come and peel Qiao Bei's pants with Liu Lang to verify Liu Lang's speech, but Qiao Bei pulled a book from the bookshelf, patted his head three times in a row, and scolded while patting:

"Lao Tzu is really injured, you have to press up this fat body, Lao Tzu's good injuries can collapse for you......"

"Wouldn't it? Really? Liu Lang looked at the expression on Qiao Bei's face and shouted in disbelief.

"Tell you not to move~" Qiao Bei patted Liu Lang with the book again, took off his trousers outside, and shouted: "Wei Wei helped me bring the white bag on the coffee table outside, Lao Tzu is going to rub the medicine." ”

Liu Lang looked at the two huge scars on Qiao Bei's thighs that were bulging with light red tender flesh, opened his mouth wide, pointed at the scars and shouted at Qiao Bei: "No...... No way? Xiaobei, did you really save the earth with someone? ”

Qiao Bei glanced at Liu Lang disdainfully, took off his shirt again, and only a pair of underwear was left to cover his body, and then the two onlookers next to him shouted, "See? What is this? This special is stabbed by the army, this special is like the June Fourth bullet collapsed, and this special is the blade of the ......"

pointed to his chest again, looked at the two of them and said: "There are three broken ribs here, and here, I was forcibly pulled out of my mortar, and on my ass, I was shot by a sand troll......"

The two were dumbfounded, and Lu Weiwei was stunned on the spot with the medicine bag in his hand.

Liu Lang shook his head and shouted in a low voice: "Xiaobei, compared to you, the injuries suffered by Weiwei and I are really not even fart...... Hey, I don't understand, although you usually have the worst combat effectiveness, but you are the most slippery among us, how can you fall into such a fate, you can't even save your ass......"

Qiao Bei smiled faintly and glanced at the two of them arrogantly.

After thinking about it, Qiao Bei shouted at Liu Lang* again: "Lang, seeing this injury on my body, do you still want to fight?" Weiwei, do you still think that the so-called society is so fun? ”

"This ...... It must hurt, right? Lu Weiwei looked at the injuries on Qiao Bei's body and was extremely shocked.

Although he usually fights for the sake of his brother's righteousness, the injury on his body with Qiao Bei is obviously a heaven and an underground, and he was knocked a few times by a pickaxe and pulled a few times by a fruit knife, which hurts a few nights, not to mention this...... There was also a gunshot wound.

"Nonsense, you were shot like this, don't you hurt?" Liu Lang threw Lu Weiwei a disgusted expression.

"Liu Lang, let me ask you, every time you hit someone, have you ever thought about whether others will hurt?"

Liu Lang shook his head, and then responded: "I don't know if others hurt or not, but I know that it really hurts, and I just want to keep myself from hurting, so I have to let others hurt first." ”

Qiao Bei looked at Lu Weiwei again and asked: "Weiwei, your family conditions are better than the two of us, every time we make trouble, you are involved for the sake of your buddy's righteousness, now I tell you, I am a little bit, just a little bit, this little life is gone, I just want to ask you, do you still want to fight when you look at my injury?" ”

Lu Weiwei shook his head and responded: "I don't know, every time the Lang * woman makes a move, if I don't rush forward, wouldn't it be very unrighteous?" But I'm going to hurt like this, my mom has to cry to death...... Yaoyao shouldn't want me......"

"So, I want to tell you two today, don't think that society is such a fun thing, I haven't experienced it before, I don't know. Now that I've experienced it, I know that society is really not as fun as we imagined, either we usually want to rush out with a fruit knife and shout, or we are heroes, and people may give you a second at any time......"

Qiao Bei paused slightly and continued: "Liu Lang, you said that your brother always beat you because you didn't study, I think you didn't understand before, but I hope you understand now that your brother is right." ”

Liu Lang didn't respond, obviously thinking about the question raised by Qiao Bei.

"Weiwei, your family conditions are good, much better than Liu Lang's family, better than me, Liu Lang and I almost spend your money alone at school, you may not think so, or even scoff at it. But I'm going to tell you, really to cherish! I was really close to dying this time, really going to die...... If you don't believe it, then I'll tell you again, Uncle Li lost his life because he wanted to catch the person who was going to kill me, really ......"

When Qiao Bei said of Li Guohua, his eyes were a little moist, and there was a hint of splashing.

"Weiwei, today I heard Liu Lang say that the two of you Lang and Zhang Yuan had a fight, were expelled from school, and were swept out of the house by your father, so I immediately called Liu Lang to find you in an Internet café, do you know why? Because I don't want you two to follow in my footsteps again. Weiwei, Lang, read hard, isn't it? ”

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