Chapter 68: Who's the Boss
Simon was bored in the cat kennel for a while before a staff member picked him up and took him somewhere else.
"This room is really an infinite nesting doll, there seem to be several doors in each room, if I come in alone, I will definitely enter the wrong door." Simon Satoshi sighed, he thought to himself that the design of this room was too outrageous, and he didn't know if these staff members would go to the wrong door.
After arriving at a new room, Simon found that there were many small holes under the walls of this room, and these small holes were only enough for cats to pass through, and people must not be able to get through.
After the staff member hung a white ball around Simon's neck, he shoved him into a small hole under the wall.
Satoshi was stuffed into a small hole by the staff member who was holding him, and it was dark in front of him, and he couldn't see anything, and he suddenly felt a pain in his buttocks, so he subconsciously ran forward.
After he had completely passed through the hole, the staff member stopped stabbing him in the ass with the stick in his hand, as if it was just to drive Satoshi to the other side of the hole.
This side of the cave entrance is also a room, but there is a lot of space, and Satoshi sees that there are many cats in it, and there are many obstacles on the ground of this room, and there are mounds that are very tall for cats.
Simon Sung ran forward on four legs, climbed over several obstacles, ran up a mound, and when he looked around, he found that there were still obstacles and mounds on the road ahead.
"What is this for? What about letting cats practice off-road? Simon Satoshi had no choice but to continue to move forward.
After running over a few hills, he saw the wall at the other end of the room, and there were five holes in the wall below, and he thought that this should be the exit.
But in front of each of those holes, there was a cat lying on its stomach, and those cats were very strong-looking cats. They blocked the holes, and in front of them were many balls that were identical to the ones that Satoshi wore around his neck, and they were eating them with their mouths.
"What are these balls? Why do those staff members put them around the cat's neck? And the balls around the cats' necks are still there, where did the balls they eat in front of them come from? Simon was curious, and he also wanted to taste whether the white ball was delicious, but after he stuck out his tongue and tried it, he found that he couldn't lick it at all.
Satoshi was about to move on, and when he walked over to the exits, he noticed a yellow cat walking towards the holes.
It walked to the front of a hole, and looked at the cat eating the white ball in front of the hole with curiosity, and in an instant, the cat blocking the hole stretched out its claws and hit it on the head quickly, and then immediately pressed on its body, and grabbed the white ball on its neck with its claws.
After the cat took the white balls, he put them all together and made way of the hole, allowing the yellow cat that had snatched the white balls to pass.
The yellow cat was stunned for a moment, and when it saw that the cat had beaten it and snatched something from its neck, it was a little angry, and just wanted to rush up to get justice, but when it saw that the cat who had snatched its things was much stronger than it, and stared at it fiercely, it was coaxed, and immediately wagged its tail and walked into the exit.
"These cats are robbers? Give them the white ball around your neck to get out? Simon Cong couldn't help but think that he took a closer look at the cats blocking the exit and found a cruel fact, if he relied on his own cat body, he estimated that he would not be able to beat any of them.
Not all cats can't beat the cats that block the exit, Satoshi saw a blue cat again, the cat also had a meniscus wound on its forehead, it went to an exit, beat the cat that had blocked the hole, snatched all the white balls from the cat, including the one on the neck, and then threw it into the exit.
So, the blue cat took over the hole, eating the white balls that had not yet been eaten.
"It's a natural law that the law of the jungle is the law of the jungle, even cats." Simon Satoshi thought about it, but he didn't care, the white ball around his neck was gone, and it wasn't a big deal.
When he was about to walk to the exit, he found a cat that looked pleasing to the eye, honestly lay down in front of it, and let it take the white ball from his neck, and he could swagger out.
When Simon Stoshi walked to the last hill in front of the exit, he found that there was a group of cats gathering on this side of the hill, and after they saw Simon Satoshi, a black and white cat came over and meowed at Simon Satoshi.
Of course, Simon Satoshi also learned to respond with "meow meow meow", and while responding, he also nodded his cat head, expressing that he understood what it meant, and it said it very well.
The black-and-white cat saw Simon Stoshi nodding at the cat's head, felt that he understood what he said, and then turned his head and left, it walked for a while, found that Simon did not follow him, and waved his cat's paw again.
Only then did Simon Satoshi understand that the cat was letting him go with it, and he did not hesitate to follow the cat.
Together, they came to the place where a group of cats gathered, and the cats seemed to be discussing something, and Simon did not understand their language, but was very curious.
When he was flipping through the "Book of Mysterious Wishes" before, he saw a page that said, "I said: I want to be able to communicate with beasts", and he thought that he should be able to communicate with them if he made this wish, but this is the first time I have communicated with cats.
After writing "Be able to communicate with beasts" in the red box on the back of the "Mysterious Book of Wishes", a white glowing ball appeared next to his claw, and when he touched it with his claw, the white glowing ball disappeared into his body.
"We already have so many cats that we should be able to rush through the exit."
"No, I think we should gather some more cats, that would be more secure."
"I think we should find a boss first, and then let the boss take the lead in the charge, and the momentum is stronger than the people."
Simon Satoshi understood that these cats gathered here to prepare to rush out of the exit, and he was quite smart, knowing that he couldn't beat the cats blocking the exit alone, so he used more people to match them.
"It makes sense, I also think we should find a boss and let him command, otherwise it will be easy to mess around, and I think the number of cats should be enough."
"Yes, yes, I think I should be the boss."
"Fart, I'm tall and strong, I'll be the boss."
"I'm smart, I've got a good brain, I'm the boss."
"I'm good, I'm the boss."
"I'm cute, I'm the boss."
"I have a sweet voice, and I am the boss."
"I'm a female, I'm the boss."
These cats were chattering and arguing, and Simon Cong thought in his heart: "How can this cat be virtuous with people, they all want to be the boss, and where there are cats, they are also rivers and lakes." ”
"Don't argue, I'll suggest who has the most obvious male traits and who is the boss." A yellow cat said.
"No, I don't agree, I'm a female, how can I compare the characteristics of a male with you." The female cat disagreed.
"Shut up the female, or I'll beat you up first." The yellow cat waved her paw at the female, and the female stopped talking.
"Okay, that's it."
"I agree, I don't believe anyone is more obvious than my masculine traits."
"Haha, you're so small, I'm almost out of sight, where did you get the cat face to say that your male characteristics are obvious."
"I think my male characteristics are the most obvious, and yours are compared to mine, which is not yet developed."
At this time, the yellow cat said: "If you want to run for the boss, lie down first, and after lying in a row, we will not participate in the election as the referee, and see which of you has the most obvious male characteristics, and who is the eldest among us." ”
After it finished speaking, the cats that were going to run for the boss of the group of cats all lay on the ground, spread their limbs, and let the cats around them who did not participate in the election be judged.
Ximen Cong lowered his head and glanced at the leg with the most obvious male characteristics, and then looked at the cats that had been lying on the ground, and thought speechlessly: "Hey, forget it, I won't rob them with a group of cats, spare them, otherwise the boss is not properly mine." ”
After thinking about it, Simon Satoshi walked a little closer, wanting to be a referee for those cats who were running for the boss.