Chapter 139: Stealing from a teacher to learn the arts
Qiao Bei bounced up from the sofa, moved three steps away from Mr. Wei, and shouted, "Uncle Wei, I can tell you, the master doesn't sell his body!" Don't think that if I enter the new city, it will be equivalent to selling myself to you, don't even think about it! My flesh belongs to one man alone......"
Looking at Hao Jing, who was smiling at him on the mobile phone screen, Qiao Bei kissed lightly and murmured infinitely affectionately: "Except for you, my body will not be given to anyone else!" It is said that the good guard is like jade, and it must be done ......"
"Hehe, is it better than Jin Jian?" Mr. Wei squinted and glanced at it.
"A must...... Hey, Uncle Wei, let's talk about things seriously, look at you, where are you going! Qiao Bei sat back and said with a cheap smile: "Uncle Wei, to be honest, do you want to ...... Hey hey ......"
"What do I think?" Mr. Wei smiled: "This week, you have stabilized your position, but I have suffered a lot of losses, and I will help you repay the money and help you protect your ......."
Damn, this is asking the master to reciprocate!
"Which of us is with whom?" Qiao Bei stretched out his hand and put his hand on Mr. Wei's shoulder, and said with a cheap smile: "Uncle Wei, you just admit it, do you want to blackmail me for a big health care?" Say it earlier! Do me such a great favor, I must repay you! Ledu, great health care, let's walk! ”
"I'm not that kind of person...... Mr. Wei sternly refused.
"Don't pretend, Uncle Wei, as soon as I smell this smell on your hands, I will know what you just went to the bathroom for, let's go, let's go......"
"I've never been to ......," Mr. Wei kept resisting.
"Who believes it......" Qiao Bei pulled up Mr. Wei and sang to Mr. Wei with infinite tenderness: "If you are in a panic, tell me Xiaobei, Xiaobei will take you into the bath......"
"I have never touched the dust of women in the past few decades......"
"I know, I know, it's all the dust women who touch you......"
"This foul language is bad for hearing, and the demon girl is bad for ......"
"Uncle Wei, you have to go today! You pay back the money and protect people, if I don't want to invite you to a big health care, this little broken heart lake has always been like a knife to cut, don't feel guilty! Uncle Wei, you said you could cut me with a knife?? You should eliminate the evil for the people, and subdue the demons......
“…… Xiaobei, that is, you, I don't care about others! ”
"A must! Let's go, Uncle Wei, I'll tell you about the goblins in this Ledu......"
"It's very demonic......
"That's pretty demonic!"
"It's not appropriate for you to pay for me to subdue the demon......"
"For the sake of justice......
"Okay, for the sake of justice, then go and send her a demon ......"
……
Three hours later, the Ledu Bathing Center.
Mr. Wei was refreshed, Qiao Beilin, who was sitting on the sofa in the lounge hall watching TV, lit a cigarette, and instantly swallowed the clouds and exhaled the fog.
"Uncle Wei, has the demon surrendered?" Qiao Bei squinted and asked.
"Must submit!" Mr. Wei smiled faintly.
Qiao Bei smiled knowingly, squeezed his face and smiled at Mr. Wei: "For the sake of the goblins, we don't owe each other from now on, okay?" ”
"No...... Descending a demon can only be worth one thing......" Mr. Wei looked at the TV show and shook his head slowly.
"Oh, one is not enough, then there is another one!" Qiao Bei is a generous mess.
One demon is worth 120,000, and another demon will protect Lu Meng, this business is too worthwhile.
"Well, I'll come down again without embarrassment...... It's just that I have to give a few days of grace, the demon just now, the demon method is exquisite, and I have a hard time descending her......"
"It's okay, I'll ask Brother Jun to get you some bullwhips to make up for it." Qiao Bei smiled cheaply, and squeezed his eyebrows at Mr. Wei: "Uncle Wei, look, the demon has also descended, shall we talk about Liu Weimin's affairs again?" ”
"Two different things." Mr. Wei smoked cigarettes by himself.
"It's the same thing. This Liu Weimin is going to squeeze the new city yellow, don't you also suffer heavy losses? Qiao Beibei smiled: "We are in the same boat now, can't we be in the same boat?" ”
"The investment in the new city is just for fun." Mr. Wei looked at Qiao Bei with a deep smile and said, "Step on the side of the road, there is mud, I just shrank my foot and come back." ”
Qiao Bei blinked his eyes and smiled at Mr. Wei: "Uncle Wei, I'm tired of listening to you!" It's been a week, and you haven't said a word normally. ”
"Then you go and listen to the three bosses." Mr. Wei still smiled faintly.
"I talked to them, and they said let me come to you, and you always push back, this new city is such a big stall, and the four of you are poking in the back, and no one comes out, and then put me alone on the fire to roast? And keep turning over and over, from time to time to give a little salt and pepper or something, do you think this is a barbecue? ”
"If the jade is not cut, it is not a tool, and people do not learn it, and they don't know."
"Uncle Wei, can you say a few words? Wait for me to start a commotion, you will know the tragic consequences of pretending to be middle-aged and meeting literary youth! ”
"Xiaobei, take your time to realize!" After smoking a cigarette, Mr. Wei simply took the blanket and went to sleep.
"......" Qiao Bei scolded fiercely, and it was not good to anger him, there was still a demon that had not been finished, in case he turned his face and asked himself for money, he would not get any benefits......
Until now, he hasn't been touched by Liu Weimin's fur, what is this?
I've been enduring it, I've endured it and endured it, and I'm still on top.
Alas, this is fate!
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October 8th.
Qiao Bei walked into the Xincheng office building and obviously felt that the atmosphere was different.
The front desk saw himself coming from a distance, and immediately got up and bowed: "Qiao is always early." ”
Qiao Bei is a little unaccustomed to this kind of scene surrounded by all kinds of snobs, as if he is stripped naked and tied up to parade on the street.
Otherwise, you feel that everyone's eyes are staring at the wallet in your pocket, and if you are not careful, the money in your pocket will disappear.
"No sycophants! Do your job! Qiao Bei reprimanded with a straight face, sat down at the front desk with an aggrieved face, and looked at Qiao Bei's back, but his eyes were endlessly confused......
"Joe is always early!"
"Joe is always early!"
"Mr. Qiao......"
……
Everyone in the office hall was like a beautiful cutie at the front desk, looking at Qiao Bei with a smile in all kinds of eyes, and then said to Qiao Bei mechanically.
Qiao Bei took a long breath, stood in the center of the office hall, and shouted at everyone: "Announce a new rule, all employees in Xincheng are not allowed to pat on the back!" Do your job! ”
Everyone looked at each other, and Qiao Bei had already entered the finance department.
He is not used to going to the general manager's office, and he always feels that there is a shadow of Zhang Zhiping there. Every time I go in, I seem to be able to see Lu Meng's face in the hospital, those desperate eyes.
This made Qiao Bei unable to let go for a while.
"Early~" Liu Yanqin is immersed in work, and it will be the tenth soon, she has to pay salaries, pay benefits, account with the following branches, and go to the tax bureau......
"Hello, Sister Qin!" Only in Liu Yanqin's office can Qiao Bei be unrestrained and do whatever he wants.
"Hello, Landlord Joe." For a week, Liu Yanqin was also accustomed to Qiao Bei's easy-going.
"Well, I haven't had breakfast yet!" Qiao Bei unceremoniously reached out and took the milk and bread on Liu Yanqin's table, and nibbled on it himself.
Liu Yanqin glanced up at Qiao Bei, and shook her head helplessly: "You can leave me a mouthful, I haven't eaten yet......"
"Sister Qin, in order to increase your personal charm, don't you have to maintain a good figure? Otherwise, how to attract wild bees and butterflies? ”
Qiao Bei threw a cheap smile at Liu Yanqin, and sat on the small stool next to him, this is the past few days, he specially prepared for himself, so that he could sit next to Liu Yanqin.
And then...... Steal some craft......
"I'm half an old, why do you want personal charm?" Liu Yanqin smiled: "Landlord Qiao, it's useless, you've been watching next to me for a week, what do you understand?" ”
"Roughly understood! Doesn't I understand borrowing in and lending? Obviously, I have exuded a strange aura on my body recently, which is even more terrifying than when I deducted his money. ”
"Do you want others to be afraid of you?" Liu Yanqin simply stopped what she was doing and looked up at Qiao Bei: "Xiaobei, you tell me directly, what you want to do, I'll do it." ”
"Then why are you embarrassed...... Qiao Bei lowered his head and twisted for a while, then he raised his head and smiled: "Really? ”
"You're my boss, can't I do what you tell me?" Liu Yanqin said with a smile.
"Oh yes...... But, Sister Qin, you don't have to be my boss, I think we're so close, why don't you worship a trick? ”
"Haha...... Little clever ghost, do you want me to help Jingding do the accounts? Teach an apprentice by the way? Liu Yanqin stared at Qiao Bei and smiled: "Xiaobei, you want to make fake accounts, right?" ”
"Don't be very fake, just look at it on the books and don't make money, otherwise the tax bureau will always stare at me......" Qiao Bei was shy.
Liu Yanqin clasped her hands to her chest, looked at Qiao Beizhi and shook her head, and said with a smile: "Paying taxes is the obligation of every citizen, and for enterprises, whether it is Jingding or an enterprise like Xincheng, they have to pay taxes." ”
Qiao Bei was stunned and shouted, "Why? I still give a part of my hard-earned money to others, don't you want the kind that can't be done? Am I not a slut? I don't know how to spend my money if I have money? ”
"Want to know?"
"Hmm." Qiao Bei nodded.
"Call the master, I'll teach you."
After Liu Yanqin was sent by Mr. Lu, she experienced Zhang Zhiping, and the two had pure work contact and had no friendship. But Qiao Bei is all kinds of dead beggars, first gave himself a National Day benefit of 10,000 yuan, and then all kinds of oppression and entanglement, all the accounts can be ignored, but Jingding's must be settled immediately.
This is like the general manager of a company, this is obviously coming to Xincheng to pick the seams.
Liu Yanqin was helpless, Qiao Bei first said it seriously, then talked nonsense, and then wrapped his face with dead skin, anyway, it was all kinds of means, and he would not give up if he didn't see Qian.
But Qiao Bei has never used the power of the general manager to suppress once.
In particular, after calming everyone in the new city that day, after a series of means, within a week, the new city regained its former vitality, which made Liu Yanqin a little impressed.
"No! It's okay to worship a master, but it's not okay to break off a teacher! Qiao Bei sternly refused, raised his eyes to look at Liu Yanqin, and said with a cheap smile: "Otherwise, I'll chase you, our family, this can always be taught......"
"Hahaha...... Xiaobei, I'm ten years older than you, do you lack mother's love? "Liu Yanqin is happy.
"I just like half-aged! The charm is still there! ”
Dedicate yourself to the organization, that's okay too! What's more, after contacting it in the past few days, I found that Liu Yanqin still has a lot of flavor between her gestures.
"Hahaha!" Liu Yanqin shook her head and smiled: "Big landlord Qiao, you have it!" Okay, I promise you to help Jingding make accounts, and also help you teach an apprentice to come out, this is always okay, right? ”
"Pull the hook!" Qiao Bei stretched out his little thumb, hooked Liu Yanqin alive and dead, and said with a smile: "By the way, teach her how to make fake accounts, isn't it easy for you, a senior accountant who has returned from Harvard?" ”
"No, we can't fake accounts!" Liu Yanqin shook her head again: "Landlord Qiao, tell you for free, if an enterprise wants to be influential, especially in the government department, a large part depends on how much the enterprise pays taxes." ”
"It's like giving benefits to the people below, the more you send them, the more respect they have in their hearts, and the more influence this person has on them? It's been sending and sending, and in the end, they can't do without this person, is that so, Sister Qin? ”
"Hmm...... A little similar, but not the same, whether it's a mall, or something else, interests are always fundamental. After Liu Yanqin finished speaking, seeing that Qiao Bei was still full of question marks, she smiled again:
"Let me tell you this, the government and taxpayers are like the position of the enterprise and the employee, the greater the contribution the employee makes to the enterprise, the enterprise will raise him, or increase the salary and benefits, right? Then the more tax a company pays, the more the government will improve the status of the company and in some cases help it. ”
"I understand, that means they don't do their jobs well, and I will deduct the money. If I don't pay taxes well, the government will fine me, which is a reason! ”
"Hmm...... Sort of! Liu Yanqin thought about it and nodded.
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