Chapter 315: Deisler was born at the wrong time
Sebastian Deisler regretted that he didn't muster up the courage to let Magath replace him at half-time, and that he was as scared as an EOD soldier with no protection for half an hour.
Deisler couldn't figure out how a player like Karl Rand could be on the football field, and this guy didn't seem to be able to play football except for him. Not to mention passing with control, even stopping the ball can be stopped two or three meters, Deisler has not done such an unreliable thing since he was six years old.
But Carl Rand is too ruthless, his moves are all aimed at Deisler's vital point, and he has no self-protection at all, and he is completely in the same posture. That's not all, the mad dog Rand's elusiveness can literally scare Deisler out of his nerves. It was clear that Schwein, the flying shovel pig who was still in the field a second ago, but as soon as he looked up, Deisler saw Rand's blood-red eyes in front of him.
- Dude, you chose the wrong line, you were wronged by playing football, and you don't know how to play football at all. You should go to the Middle East, you alone can scare all the terrorists in the world into turning their ways, and the choir children are not as good as them.
If Magath says at this time: Sebas, I'll exchange you for 10,000 euros. Deisler would not hesitate.
If Rand says at this time: Sebas, 10,000 euros I will disappear from your eyes. Deisler will give him 100,000.
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Jeremes gasped for breath and finally dodged the position where Zhuo Yang was stuck, and hurriedly passed the long ball to Deisler at the sideline, wondering in his heart: Why has Sebas been on the sideline, and he doesn't know how to cut to the middle?
Nonsense, there is Rand the mad dog in the middle.
Before Deisler could stop the ball, there was also a mad dog Rand on the sideline. - On the Teleportation of Pseudoscience!
didn't need Rand to make any defensive moves, just grinned, and Deisler, who had become a frightened bird, jumped away with a 'whoop~', as if he had installed a spring, Tigger immediately felt visual, and the football automatically rolled at Rand's feet.
Such a big gift is a big gift for the dog master to laugh at himself, according to traditional customs, the dog master ran directly to find Zhuo Yang, and he didn't stop the ball at all, and he didn't necessarily stop it anyway. "Zhuo~Ya~~" Because of excitement, Rand's tone was off.
Bayern Munich's formation was ready to press up and play a counterattack - yes, they were forced to play a defensive counterattack by Madiburg - but the football suddenly flew back, and the midfield gods were too late at all, only Lucio, who was closest to him, hurriedly grabbed two steps and hurriedly pasted Zhuo Yang. In order to grab the position, Zhuo Yang opened his arms to expand his body area to block Lucio, so the Brazilian central defender who slammed into him was directly hit by Zhuo Yang with the tip of his elbow on the rib bone, and Lucio almost didn't hurt to death.
If Zhuo Yang didn't mean it, it would be a strange thing!
He was also staggered by Lucio's blow, and Zhuo Yang took advantage of the momentum to jump forward, gave the ball from Rand to Hamsik with his forehead, and turned to run after landing on the ground. Lucio gasped and couldn't keep up with him, and Zhuo Yang shook off the entire guard line, and the direct plug of the grenade brother just arrived.
Karn burst out of the penalty area, and the ferocious tackle was like the Scorpion King's tomahawk, and Zhuo Yang flicked his left foot lightly, and even flew over Kahn's head with the ball. The soccer ball landed half a second later than the human, and it fell with a flick of the foot underneath.
Like a cheerful note, the goal line seems to be heard as the ball touches the net.
In the 81st minute of the game, Zhuo Yang's goal gave Madiburg a 1-0 lead over Bayern Munich.
When Zhuo Yang carried Rand on his back and ran wildly, Deisler sat on the ground in a decadent manner, and he had already seen Magath roaring at Karimi to warm up.
- Why did you go earlier? I don't have to think about it until this moment to change me, do you mean I'm not angry or do you want to play hooligan?
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When Deisler walked off the field, neither he nor Magath wanted to pay attention to anyone, and the Iranian Karimi didn't pay much attention to Deisler when he stepped onto the pitch because he was a little apprehensive.
Perhaps Bayern Munich has an Iranian complex, from Ali Daei to last year's Hashmian to the new Asian Footballer of the Year Ali Karimi today, a Persian pops up in the Bayern squad from time to time. But except for Ali Daei, the 'No. 1 center in Asia' who was in full swing back then, and was by no means the No. 1 Chinese cannon who claimed to be the No. 1 in China, played a tactical role here, the other two were rabbits on the 30th night - with it for the New Year, and without it.
Maybe Bayern is trying to target the Asian market, and Iranian players are relatively more suitable for the Bundesliga. But if this is the case, then the Bayern marketing department is too unprofessional, the center of gravity of the Asian football market is in East Asia, and although East Asia and West Asia are both one Asia, East Asians look at West Asians as if they were aliens, it is not the same thing at all, and the East Asian market does not buy the accounts of West Asian stars at all.
The incomparable Hashmian went to Hannover 96, and in the summer Bayern brought in last year's Asian Footballer of the Year Karimi, and this title of 'Asian Footballer' is exactly what Karimi is worried and embarrassed about.
Last year was the first time that the AFC had selected the Footballer of the Year only from local Asia, and Karimi, who had excelled in the UAE league, was fortunate enough to become an oiran. But the whole world knows that there is a Chinese Zhuo Yang in the Bundesliga, and if it weren't for the new policy of the AFC, Karimi would have been useless even if he could dry up the waters of the Persian Gulf with the ball.
Pulling the flagpole in the chopsticks, now facing the majestic lord Zhuo Yang, how can Karimi not be apprehensive? How can you not be embarrassed?
Xu was last night Karimi burned high incense, he was afraid of something, he received the ball for the first time on the court, and Zhuo Yang stood in front of him.
There is no need for Uncle Scum to have any chicken thieves, seeing Magath angrily letting the substitutes warm up, the dogs all know that he is going to replace Deisler. As a result, Klopp immediately responded. While Bayern Munich replaced Deisler, Madiburg also replaced the beaming Karl Rand.
Mad Dog's merits are complete!
Uncle Scum's replacement is substitute striker Helmers, he didn't worry about how to deal with Bayern's counterattack in the midfield after taking the lead, and it was enough to pull Zhuo Yang back to play in the back.
No. 9 is half a meritorious consummation!
Karimi is a striker, and to tell the truth, his passing skills are unique in Asia, and his combination of extremely fast touch frequency and superb man-ball ball makes Karimi very similar to Maradona. However, his shortcomings are also obvious: what should a person do after passing a pass? What else do you want to do besides excelling? Is there only a passing man on the football field? He couldn't answer these three questions at all, and forcing him to answer them was unreasonable and bullying.
Therefore, Karimi is very good in the UAE league, but he can come to the Bundesliga, hehe....... In fact, Karimi is not the absolute main force in the Iranian national team, and his status is not as good as that of the four kings of Persia.
Can such a thing please Zhuo Yang in front of him? Ghosts don't believe it!