"There are Zhuo Hei, Tu Hei, and Luo Hei." Zhuo Yang said: "But there is no card black in the world, only card honey and the crazy card honey, I am the most undisciplined Fans of card Shao." ”

Kaka is 29 years old, and it doesn't seem appropriate to call him 'young master', but since the 34-year-old Nesta and the 32-year-old Pirlo still have little skin, compared to them, Kaka's pink and delicate face can still pinch out water.

After the first practice yesterday in the Real Madrid training base Valdebebas Sports City, Zhuo Yang walked into the hot bathroom to shower, and shouted at Yun Shen nowhere: "Ka Shao, where is it, I'll help you rub your back." ”

As a result, 30-year-old Casillas, 33-year-old Carvalho, and 23-year-old Callejon all poked their heads out: "Hi, Zhuo Yang. ”

Zhuo Yang twitched with laughter, and Kaka shouted, "Here I am." ”

As a result, everyone knows that from now on, Real Madrid will only have one young master, who is Ricardo Reiter, the peerless jade son of Milan in the past.

If you carefully analyze the reasons why Zhuo Yang has to come to Real Madrid, Kaka accounts for at least half of them. When Zhuo Yang and Kaka came to La Liga from Milan together in the summer before last, they made a pact with each other to make the Iberian Peninsula tremble at the feet of the peerless duo, just like the Apennines in those three years.

But two years later, Zhuo Yang has done it, and he is now the Great Demon King who covers the Spanish sky, and Kaka is no longer the jade unicorn after Christmas 09.

Two years ago, Kaka and Ibrahimovic were considered losers, and Kaka's position was replaced by Yemeng's second brother, which has become a sad fact. But those who are familiar with Zhuo Yang know that he can't hear anyone say that Kaka is no good, just as he can't hear others slandering the Six Musketeers, otherwise he will have to turn his face with him.

If it weren't for the gradual decline of Kaka, if Ka Shao was still the jade unicorn that was galloping under the sky back then, Zhuo Yang would not be so eager to come to Real Madrid.

The Milan lab gave both Kaka and Zhuo Yang an 80% probability of falling, and Berlusconi reluctantly sold the peerless duo. Zhuo Yang is fake, Kaka is real, and the result really works. Ethics and conscience aside, the Milan laboratory has always been an authority in the industry when it comes to business.

Kaka's fall was the result of injury persecution, and the unbridled overuse of him by AC Milan and the Brazilian national team in those years was to blame. After two major surgeries on his knee and groin, Kaka was still able to run at high speeds, but could no longer change direction and shoot at high speeds, which was his football signature.

Many authorities say: Kaka can't get up!

The authorities are well-informed and have nothing wrong, but Zhuo Yang does not believe in evil, so he came to Real Madrid. Zhuo Yang didn't know how Kaka should return to the top, he only knew that Kaka should return to the top.

Carlo Ancelotti called Kaka in the first half of the year and said he intended to trade Frank Lampard for Real Madrid, with Lampard himself and Chelsea having no objections. At that time, Kaka was tempted, but Zhuo Yang said to him: Ka Shao, don't go anywhere, wait for me, see you in Real Madrid in August.

The sun was about to set in the west, and after putting down the phone, Kaka played his beloved clay guitar and sang a touching flamenco at home.

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"My house is getting a little bit of a makeover, and you know, I need a soundproof piano room." Zhuo Yang took the microphone and looked around. "So I stayed overnight at Kashao's house last night. I said to him: Kashao, Madrid is not familiar with life, you have to cover me. ”

"Kashao said: No problem, I will accompany you to the Bernabeu tomorrow."

Kaka clapped his hands and smiled as flowers bloomed.

"And my brother Detu, in fact, I didn't plan to let him come together, you see, Ka Shao and I are both Sven, Detu ......" Zhuo Yang turned his head. Brother, I'm not disgusted that you don't look good. ”

The Bernabeu burst into laughter.

"But if you don't let him come, I don't dare to say, he will really beat me. I'm a Sven! ”

Detu was already out of breath laughing.

"Nine years ago, there were six teenagers on the Madiburg Peninsula by the canal in Hanover, Germany, and they were playing football together on the grass, doing somersaults together, competing to see who could hit a hornet's nest on a tree branch with a football, and they were chased and scolded by Mr. Klopp with a bag in his face."

"Later the Six Musketeers separated. Now, nine years later, I'm sure those four villains must be envious, with envy itching their teeth. ”

Detu was still smiling very ugly, and there was already a crystal in his eyes on the big screen at the scene.

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Real Madrid arranged a separate fan meeting ceremony for Zhuo Yang, with free entry for members and season ticket holders, and the 81,000-seat Santiago Bernabeu Stadium was packed today.

Zhuo Yang will not be loyal to Real Madrid here, because he has just parted from Barcelona and will appear to be hypocritical. He also didn't say 'Ersa Dream' either, because he didn't say 'Ersa Dream' two years ago.

On today's occasion, even if it is simply praising Real Madrid, it will inevitably be interpreted as a belittling of Barcelona by those who have a heart, and it will inevitably stimulate the sensitive and painful hearts of Barcelona people at this time. Therefore, touting and making fun of Kaka and Detu, whom all Mei Lingge loved, became the best choice.

Besides, this was originally the heart that Zhuo Yang wanted to express the most.

"Playing with Kashao and Detu, the football game will be very simple. However, if you can only pick one teammate today, they will both have to step aside. Zhuo Yang said: "Of course I would choose Mr. Di Stefano as my partner, if I can have this honor." ”

The 85-year-old Alfredo Di Stefano is the honorary president of Real Madrid, the core of Real Madrid's five consecutive championships in the Champions Cup, born in Argentina and later joined Spain, the only one who has represented three national teams but has never played in the World Cup.

Real Madrid's Player of the Century, the first inductee into the FIFA Hall of Fame, and one of the 'Five Saints' of football. Pele is the king of the ball, the king of the ball, Beckenbauer, the ball Santa Cruyff, Di Stefano is the god of the ball, and the human send-off number is the 'Golden Arrow'.

Whenever a heavyweight star joins Real Madrid, Di Stefano personally comes forward to welcome him. But in recent years, he has not been in good health because he is older, and he has rarely attended such events. The last time was two years ago Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka, and last year, Hemian, Eryan and Di Maria failed to invite the elderly.

Today Di Stefano took the initiative to come, the old fairy gave face, and Zhuo Yang was also very sensible, he personally pushed the wheelchair into the Bernabeu. When he went to Barcelona two years ago, Cruyff didn't give Zhuo Yang this dignity.

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More than half a century ago, a dessert called 'Los Merengues' swept Spain, which was actually creamy ice cream. People love it like crazy and have loved it ever since.

At that time, when Real Madrid was popular all over Europe, Spanish fans called Real Madrid 'Merengues' to express their doting on him. Later, the term gradually evolved into the name of Real Madrid fans, Meilinger.

In the past two years, how much Mei Lingge has hated and hated Zhuo Yang, multiply this intensity by two, and how much they like Zhuo Yang today.

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