Chapter 41: Tony is drunk
Chapter 40: Tony gets drunk
"Then say in advance that you can't fly." Thor thought for a moment, as if Tony had been flying in the sky, then he would have to be beaten.
Tony laughed angrily at Saul's request, and gave Saul a blank look, "What kind of reason are you, then why don't you say that you can't use your feet." At the same time, Tony put down the phone that was about to be dialed.
Thor was choked by Tony for a moment, unable to find a reason to refute, and his face turned red.
Tony felt ridiculous when he saw Thor choked and couldn't speak, "Don't you know how to fly, and you flew to my house to beat me, and I flew away after hitting me, and I saw it clearly in the surveillance." ”
Sun Wukong didn't know why the two of them quarreled while chatting, but when he heard Tony ask Sol why he couldn't fly, he hurriedly interrupted, and he couldn't let Tony ask anymore, otherwise it would be a big shame for Sol if he accidentally confessed himself.
"Okay, okay, don't argue, Thor, where is there a fight and restricts people, this can't be used, that can't be used, Thor, you are indeed too weak, look at how weak you are without a hammer." Sun Wukong said sadly, and said that Thor was full of shame.
"Brother Monkey, I'm ······"
"What are you, my grandson will pass you a way to become stronger." Sun Wukong glared at Sol angrily, and then pointed at Sol's head, and passed on a set of boxing techniques that Sol had used through Daigo empowerment, and said with hatred: "If you practice this set of boxing techniques, you can fight with Hella in close combat, and you can last at least a few hours with your current foundation, remember that improving your basic strength is fundamental." ”
After explaining to Thor, he shouted loudly: "Hela, come out and pull your brother out to practice, remember, use all your strength, as long as you don't kill him, if Thor can't hold out for half an hour, don't let him eat." ”
Sol thought back to the boxing method given to him by Sun Wukong, and his eyes lit up, this set of boxing methods is not many times better than his previous fighting methods, after all, this is the fairy boxing method, which contains a lot of force skills and combat skills, if the combat effectiveness of Sol before is one, then Sol has practiced the combat effectiveness of this boxing method is ten, the stronger Thor's basic strength, then the stronger the power of this boxing method.
Thor is very excited now, patting his chest and reassuring Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, don't worry, isn't it just half an hour, I will definitely be able to hold on." ”
Seeing that Thor was so excited, Sun Wukong couldn't bear to hit him again, "Hehe, okay, since you are so confident, as long as you can hold on to your hands for half an hour with all your strength in Hela, then my old grandson will teach you another set of weapons to use." ”
"Okay, Brother Monkey, that's what you said." Thor ran to the door of Hela's room with an excited face, and shouted as he patted on Hela's door with some swelling; "Hela, hurry up, why are you so grinding and chirping."
Hela opened the door, walked out with a blank face, grabbed Thor by the neck and lifted it up, "As you wish." ”
After saying that, he disappeared in an instant, carrying Thor in his arms.
"Ahem, ahem, that's how you usually pass the time." Tony was bluffed by this fierce style.
"What's wrong, if you want to improve your strength, you need to fight, how can you improve your strength without fighting." Sun Wukong looked at Tony puzzled.
Tony thinks that Sun Wukong's fantasy side to improve combat power may be like this, which is different from his technology side.
"Well, no, no, by the way, the boxing technique you handed over to Sol just now is Huaxia Kung Fu." Tony's eyes are a little hot, in fact, he also wants that boxing technique, can the things that come out of Sun Wukong's hands be the same as those Chinese kung fu masters on the Internet, and the kung fu of those Chinese kung fu masters on the Internet Tony has also studied, all of them are flower fists and embroidered legs, not so much martial arts as dance.
Tony wanted it too, but he couldn't find a reason.
"By the way, don't you want to learn hacking? Let me tell you what hacking is. "Tony wants to make a deal as soon as possible to get the hair and blood of the Monkey King.
"Yes, yes, you don't say that my grandson is about to forget, you can tell it." Sun Wukong looked at Tony expectantly.
"That's what hacking is······ This and that······ And so and so······ Do you understand this? Tony said a lot, talking about dry mouth, and finally asked Sun Wukong if he understood.
But where can Sun Wukong understand these things, obviously he can understand every word, but when they are connected, he doesn't know what Tony is saying, and Sun Wukong is in a fog and dizzy.
"Hehe, why don't you tell it again." Sun Wukong asked a little embarrassed, since Sun Wukong didn't understand, he had to ask, just like when he first apprenticed.
Tony was a little speechless when he saw this, "Do you know how to use a computer?" ”
Sun Wukong thought for a while and said, "It will be a little." ”
Hearing Sun Wukong say that he would know a little bit Tony, he was a little relieved, as long as he knew the computer, it was fine, but what he didn't know was that Sun Wukong's knowledge was a little different from what he understood, Sun Wukong's knowledge was really a little.
"That's fine, how many will you have?"
"My grandson can spider solitaire, can sweep mines, and can type." Sun Wukong said tentatively.
"Snap" Tony slapped his forehead hard, Tony felt a little dizzy in his head, and suddenly he didn't know how to teach, and he didn't know if this deal could be successful, it seemed a little difficult, but Tony still didn't want to give up.
"In this way, these are the basic knowledge of computers, you understand them first, you leave my phone number, and call me when you finish reading."
Tony took out his mobile phone and projected a picture in the air, and found a document from it for Sun Wukong to see.
"I'll give you this phone, you have a computer at home, right?"
"Yes." Sun Wukong nodded.
"Then you'd better learn and operate at the same time, so that you can learn faster."
At this time, Tony took out a new mobile phone and dialed a call out.
"Hey, little pepper."
"I'm Tony."
"Right"
"You can arrange for me to come by plane, the address is XX Town, Old Bridge City, New Mexico."
"yes, it's in town."
"I'm fine, but I can't come back if my armor is broken."
"It's fine, don't worry, I'm at a friend's house now."
"Not a woman."
"You believe me, I'm not a woman."
"Toot Toot ······"
Sun Wukong fiddled with the phone Tony gave him and found that it was much more upscale than his smartphone, but he found that he couldn't use it.
"Well, my girlfriend has a bad temper." Tony explained with some embarrassment.
However, Sun Wukong didn't care about this, but pointed to the mobile phone in his hand and said to Tony: "I haven't seen this thing of yours, so I won't use it." ”
Next, Tony taught how to use the phone, and by the way, he saved his personal phone number for Sun Wukong, and at this time Eve also made a big table of dishes.
Thor also returned, but was carried back.
"How, how long did he hold out." Sun Wukong asked Hela.
"Fifteen minutes." Hela's words are still so short, basically a word that can be said less and not more nonsense. And Sun Wukong is not surprised by this time.
Hela threw Thor on the sofa and went back to her room, where Hela had never eaten a meal, and this Monkey King was used to it, and he didn't care about her.
"Brother Monkey, I'm sorry to disappoint you." Thor got up and sat on the couch with his head bowed like a child who had made a mistake.
"Let's eat." Sun Wukong was a little angry.
Thor felt even more ashamed now.
The next few people talked freely at the dinner table with the strength of wine, Tony had never drunk Oriental liquor, and after a few glasses, his stomach was a little floating, and he hooked up with Sun Wukong, talked about the three rivers and five mountains, the five lakes and the four seas, talked about many of his past events, and talked about his worries about the earth, just like that, Tony admitted Sun Wukong as a friend.
In the end, Pepper arrives and takes the drunken Tony with him, which is the first time Pepper has seen Tony drunk and unconscious in so many years.
When Tony was taken away, he was still yelling to continue drinking, yelling that he wanted to share half of the family property with Sun Wukong, and yelling that he wanted to learn art from Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong was also a little crying and laughing by Tony, but Sun Wukong also understood that Tony was a friend worth making deeply, although sometimes his mouth was a little vicious, but he had great perseverance in his heart, always wanted to do his best to protect others, had a sense of responsibility that ordinary people did not have, and had a warm heart, these things are very attractive, aren't they.