Chapter Ninety-Seven: Copycat Edition
Soon after eating, people get tired easily. Pang Xu said for a while, then stretched out his hand and pulled Liu Junhao, and let him sit there.
Seeing that he was about to take off his shoes, Liu Junhao hurriedly shouted: "You kid won't want to smoke my yellow eel to death again, hurry up and put on the stinky shoes." ”
"Damn, I just washed it last night." Pang Xu said that he had already put the big foot board into the water, "The fish in this water seem to have a healing effect, after the last time my feet were soaked in this pool, they didn't itch for a long time, and then they were reinfected because of wearing old shoes." By the way, what is the name of that fish? ”
", you've been cured of athlete's foot by soaking in water a few times? The fish is called Meat Wheat Silk. Liu Junhao denied it in his mouth, but kept thinking in his heart, should the water in this ditch really have the effect of treating beriberi?
"Comfortable ......" Not long after Pang Xu's feet were put into the water, those half-sized meat shreds gathered a large group underwater, and they kept dinging on Pang Xu's big feet.
Knowing that this foodie would not listen to his own persuasion, Liu Junhao had no choice but to smile bitterly and let him scourge the fish in the ditch.
"Uncle Xiaohao" was at this time, but the hairy child was shouting in the front yard.
"Here, come here," Liu Junhao also responded.
The first to run into the backyard was the little flower dog, which was now almost knee-high, and when he saw Liu Junhao, he immediately jumped on the stone affectionately, wagging his tail at him.
"This dog is very cute, puppy come here!" Pang Xu also stretched out his hand and couldn't stop teasing.
Who knew that the little flower dog didn't give him face, and barked at Pang Xu, his mouth stretched out and choked the corner of his clothes, and he bit it fiercely with his teeth.
"Get out of here," Pang Xu hurriedly pulled his clothes out of his mouth.
The little flower dog barked at him again before swaggering off the stone. However, it was clearly interested in the Pangxu Earth Shoes. Lift your hind legs. I pee directly on top.
"Damn. I'm going to have Adidas sneakers. Five hundred yuan," Pang Xu turned his head to look. Suddenly, it was as if he had been stung by a scorpion. Jump up from the stones. Kick the culprit barefoot.
Little Flower Dog is quite agile. Clip it directly into the vegetable patch by the tail.
"Is it that expensive? Two days ago, I went to the street and saw a stall selling this kind of shoes. It's only more than 30 yuan a pair. "Look at him holding the shoes stained with dog urine, looking like he is mourning. Liu Junhao asked with some confusion.
"What a look. Lao Tzu, this is genuine, I know no. Authentically Adidas. Don't compare the copycat version of the land," Pang Xu was immediately indignant when he heard this. This pair of sneakers was bought by him to save a lot of money for food in the month. It's been on my feet for less than three days.
"You deserve it, kid, who let you buy such expensive shoes" Liu Junhao couldn't help laughing a few times.
"You can manage my money," Pang Xu replied rather depressedly, and then began to complain again, "More than five hundred fast"
"What are you looking for me?" At this time, Liu Junhao asked about the hairy child who was also sneering on the side.
"My mother asked me to come and ask if you still have eggs at home, we have an old hen at home to hold the nest for the past two days"
As the weather warmed up, the chickens and ducks began to hug each other. The people in the village know that his eggs are big, so people keep coming to look for them these days.
"Yes, how much?" They are all villagers who can help them, so Liu Junhao is responsive, anyway, his eggs are sold to anyone.
"I don't know, my mother just asked me to come and ask" The hairy boy scratched his head embarrassedly.
"You bear child, don't ask what to say, let your mother come over early tomorrow to pick up the eggs, otherwise it is estimated that the people who will play in two days will not be able to save it."
"Well, I'll go back in the evening and say," the hairy boy also squatted at the water's edge and grabbed the eel. After a while, he suddenly asked again, "Uncle Xiaohao, have you ever seen a cat bigger than a dog?" ”
"Is there such a big cat, you bear child won't look at it from the Internet again, and you will be less on the Internet in the future." Liu Junhao reprimanded as soon as he heard this.
"It's true, it's on our mountain, I saw it two days ago when I went to the mountains with my little baby to pull wild strawberries to eat. At that time, I was almost scared silly, and I told the little baby that he still didn't believe it, saying that I was dazzled. The hairy boy couldn't stop arguing.
"Okay, okay, you kid will talk nonsense, there is such a big cat is not a sperm." Liu Junhao only thought he was talking nonsense, there are indeed a lot of wild cats around Liujiagou, but this thing is clever and difficult to see.
"Don't say it, there are really cats bigger than dogs, a few days ago I saw on the Internet that there is a cat in Russia that weighs more than 30 kilograms. It looks a few points bigger than the small skin, and it is said that people have to declare the Guinness Book of Records. Pang Xu also said.
"I know you don't believe it, I'll go back to my mother and tell her that she doesn't believe it either" The hairy boy picked up a tile quite depressed and floated on the ditch.
Not to mention, this kid's level is really not covered, and he can hit six or seven water drifts in a row in such a narrow ditch.
"I'm here too," Pang Xu also came from the ground with his bare feet
A tile.
But his level is as bad as his big feet. Just plopped, and the tile sank directly to the bottom. I tried it several times in a row, and the results were all the same. However, this foodie was interested, and he had to pull the hairy child to let him teach.
was playing happily, but the mobile phone in Pang Xu's pocket rang, he hurriedly took it out and looked at it, the number was unknown, and immediately shushed at the two people: "Don't talk, it may be the phone number that notified me of the interview." ”
A few days ago, he cast a wide net, submitted more than 50 resumes on the Internet in a row, and then waited for someone to notify him. Until now, there has been no phone call, and I didn't expect it to finally come in disappointment.
The hairy boy also stopped playing and sat on the stone in a proper manner.
"Pang Xu, hello" His original mobile phone fell into the pool and soaked it when he was washing clothes, this is the copycat machine he just bought, so the sound is very loud, and the two of them can hear the sound clearly from a distance of eight zhang.
"You are?" Pang Xu, this kid, was a little confused for a while.
"I'm your old classmate."
"Old classmate, who are you?" Pang Xu suddenly wondered, how could this voice seem to be heard for the first time.
"High school classmates, you can't listen to it, do you still take me as a friend?" The man seemed very angry.
High school classmates?! Liu Junhao also pricked up his ears, Pang Xu was in the same class as him in high school, and it stands to reason that he should also know him.
Both of them were there, and Pang Xu deliberately covered his mobile phone and made a gesture of inquiry towards Liu Junhao, but neither of them could remember the voice.
After asking for most of the day, the man just didn't say his name, only said that he was his old classmate, and finally Pang Xu hung up the phone impatiently.
"Damn, who the hell is it, how do you know your name?" Liu Junhao is still dizzy.
"Wait a minute...... I know, it turns out that this is a mobile phone scammer, and it must be that the recruitment website leaked Lao Tzu's personal information. Look how I cleaned him up, grandma's bumped into the muzzle. Pang Xu suddenly became excited.
Mobile phone scammers? Liu Junhao also woke up, isn't this the typical characteristic of the kind of mobile phone scammers said on the Internet. The other party first deceived trust as an old classmate and old friend, and then began to find a way to tell a story to cheat money.
After Pang Xu finished speaking, he dialed the number and said, "I'm sorry, I just remembered, aren't you Luo Zheng from the previous 38th class, the one nicknamed Bald Donkey?" ”
"Yes, yes, I'm Luo Zheng, I haven't seen you for so long, you can't even hear my voice?"
"I'm sorry, bald donkey, my mobile phone signal is not good, so I didn't hear clearly, where are you now?"
"It's still in the old place, when will you come over to play, I'll invite you to dinner."
"You invite me? Pull it down, just like your poor family, does your dad still ask for food everywhere? ”
"Hiccup......" The person on the phone seemed to be slightly stunned, and then replied, "Well, it's still the same"
"What about your mother, didn't I hear that she was going to remarry and didn't take you there?"
"Oh...... Remarried, remarried"
"What about yourself, didn't you often say that you were too small to go to South Korea for sex reassignment surgery when you were in the dormitory before, and now you have it removed?"
……
The other party didn't hear back for a long time, and it took half a minute before he hung up the phone directly.
Liu Junhao and the hairy boy couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed one by one holding their stomachs.
"You kid, you're so fucking lacking in morality"
"I call it a lack of virtue, and a liar is a lack of virtue. Damn, the applicants didn't recruit them, but they recruited the scammers. "Pang Xu also learned this trick from the Internet, he belongs to the current learning and selling.
"What are you laughing at, so lively?" At this time, Zhang Qian and Xu Xiaoli also came to the backyard together.
After listening to Liu Junhao's narration, both of them also blushed and laughed.
"Xiaoli wants to play on the mountain, let's go pick strawberries and come back to squeeze the juice and drink" After chatting for a while, Zhang Qian looked at Liu Junhao and said.
"Okay, I'm also going to go up the mountain to pick up a Tai Sui to play." Pang Xu was also immediately interested.
Seeing that they all wanted to go up the mountain to play, Liu Junhao did not refuse, and turned around and asked the hairy boy to pick up the slingshot. The last few times he saw pheasants fluttering and flying away from his side, he always felt that it was a pity, and he must bring all the equipment when he went up the mountain today.
"How can I have a slingshot, the slingshot has been taken away by Mr. Zhang." The bear child saw Zhang Qian looking at it from the side, and didn't dare to admit anything. Last month, he smashed two pieces of school glass with a slingshot, and he got a few broom bumps from his son for it.
"You kid dare to say no, I saw you fishing with a slingshot by the weir pond two days ago. Go get it, it's not class time, you Teacher Zhang don't care. Liu Junhao gave him a reassuring pill.
"That'...... I'll go back and get it, you can't let Mr. Zhang confiscate it. The hairy boy also wanted to follow up the mountain to play, and when he heard Liu Junhao's assurance, he quickly ran home and got two slingshots. (To be continued)