Chapter Ninety-Seven: Wang Hao's Satirical Kung Fu
"Popular Companion God" My name is Soft and Soft Ya "Airborne Wine Sister Game Hall"
"Popular Companion God" Green Tea Cake "Airborne Wine Sister Game Hall"
"Popular Companion God" Jiang Tian "Airborne Wine Sister Game Hall"
"Popular Companion God" Meow Xiaomeng "Airborne Wine Sister Game Hall"
The extravagant entry special effects reveal the popularity of these people.
"Here" Sister Jiu said coldly, every time they came in a group, Sister Jiu would kick them out, but they would still enter the hall endlessly, and then Sister Jiu simply went by them, anyway, she had already set these four people on the blacklist and the blacklist for speaking.
Wang Hao asked, "Can Sister Wine let them open the microphone and talk?"
Sister Jiu nodded, she took the mouse, unlocked the four microphone slots, and then clicked on the four popular anchors to hug them up one by one.
"Roar, Sister Wine, I thought you were ignoring others" A delicate and contrived green tea sound came from the No. 1 wheat position of the green tea cake.
Wang Hao's goosebumps fell to the ground, and this Nima's voice was too contrived.
Sister Jiu snorted and said, "Her meaty version of green tea is especially liked by those young men who are more colorful." ”
"Sister Jiu, what do you want to say to us when you hugged us today?" A pure female voice came from Jiang Tian in the fourth wheat position.
Immediately after the remaining two wheat positions, Meow Xiaomeng and I called the soft girl also spoke, their tone was full of fake concern, if people who don't know hear it, they still think that the four of them and Sister Jiu are good girlfriends.
Women, that's it, one thing on the surface, one set behind the back.
"Sister Wine, how can I speak"
Sister Jiu turned on the microphone for Wang Hao and nodded to him suggestively.
"Ahem, how are the four young ladies?"
"Huh? Who are you?" asked Jiang Tian.
"Huh? Could it be that Sister Jiu sold this companion account to others? ”
"Why is it a man, little brother, do you want me to play games with you?"
"Little brother, how is my queen's voice?"
As soon as they heard that it was a boy, they immediately began to sell themselves.
The barrage on the public screen is also brushed up.
"No, it's hard to be that Sister Wine is really a man"
"It's impossible, my lord's youth"
"I'm a staunch fan of Sister Jiu, and I believe that Sister Jiu is definitely not a man"
"Hahaha, you brainless fans, see it, the god you like to play with is a man"
"I'm laughing to death, what a bunch of retards"
“66666”
Wang Hao coughed and pretended to say: "Xiaojiu, you pour me a glass of water, my throat is a little uncomfortable"
"Huh?" Sister Jiu looked confused, which one is Wang Hao playing.
The public screen at the bottom began to swipe again.
"It's the voice of the wine sister, and sure enough, the wine sister is a woman"
"Then the question arises again, who is this man?"
"Could it be that it's Sister Wine's brother or brother or something"
I asked the soft girl on the wheat and asked, "Little brother, who are you from Sister Jiu, how can you live with her, and why is the tone of your voice so intimate." ”
On the surface, she was asking who Wang Hao was, but in fact, she wanted to guide the people in the game hall to think in a bad direction, which was absolutely vicious.
Wang Hao smiled, these women are really not easy to deal with.
Wang Hao replied seriously: "Ao, I, little sister, I am Xiaojiu's boyfriend, and I am currently living with him." ”
Sister Wine came in with water and heard this sentence, her hand shook and the water glass almost didn't fall to the ground, her face was red, and she couldn't smile bitterly, living together is the truth, but when did she become Wang Hao's girlfriend?
"Oh, I see, I thought Sister Jiu was in the hotel?" The green tea cake said with a smile on the wheat and a knife hidden.
Scheming, absolute scheming, the implication is that the wine sister and the strange man are in the hotel, what else can they do, and they are guiding.
Wang Hao played along the topic and said: "Oh, young lady, how do you know that we are in the hotel?" Xiaojiu said just now, there is a woman who looks very much like you, and it seems that she entered the room opposite us with a bald man just now, it can't be that you and your father went out to travel. ”
Wang Hao's words are full of irony, hotel, young women playing, bald men, open rooms......
Sure enough, as soon as Wang Hao said this, the barrage on the public screen began to explode again.
"Hehe, green tea cake and his "bald dad" opened a room, it's really interesting"
"Tut-tut, I've heard that green tea cakes are big on the list, but I didn't expect it to be true"
"Come on green tea cakes, we all know that you have made a great contribution to the reproduction of human society"
The green tea cake is all green with anger, this wine sister's boyfriend has a good mouth, and two or three sentences will lead public opinion to her, but now in the public game hall, plus she is a popular anchor and must not be angry, she had to say with a smile.
"Ah, I'm at home today, maybe Sister Jiu is wrong, I'm wrong."
Wang Hao said again: "No wonder, no wonder, Xiaojiu said that you work hard for work, really, in order to save money, you are playing at home, I really admire and admire." ”
The green tea cake mouth is crooked, no matter how you listen to this, it is a bit derogatory.
Sister Jiu's beautiful eyes widened, she looked at Wang Hao again, to be honest, he had never seen Wang Hao like this.
In order to find a topic, Wang Hao clicked on Meow Xiaomeng's homepage and found that the words she posted were all photos of her long legs and buttocks with some seductive words.
Wang Hao's eyes rolled and he thought about it.
"Xiaojiu, you go out first," Wang Hao said loudly into the microphone.
As soon as Sister Jiu wanted to leave, Wang Hao turned off the microphone and said to her: "I just said it to them, you sit here and watch my performance." ”
Wang Hao winked at Sister Jiu.
Sister Jiu nodded curiously.
Wang Hao turned on the microphone again and said, "Damn, Miss Meow Xiaomeng, your big white legs and buttocks are too good-looking, they are longer than Xiaojiu's, I like it so much." ”
Meow Xiaomeng thought that Wang Hao was moved by herself, and she said charmingly: "Look good, brother, brother, what will you do if I lend myself to you for an hour?" ”
This sentence was full of teasing and sexual innuendo, and Sister Jiu frowned, she didn't know how Wang Hao should answer, after all, he was only fifteen years old.
However, Wang Hao's next words almost didn't make Sister Jiu laugh.
Wang Hao said: "If I lend you to me for half an hour, then I will definitely ...... Let you pedal the tricycle for half an hour first, after all, such long legs are blind without pedaling the tricycle, and your buttocks are so good-looking and farting must be the smell of Liushen flower dew, you can consider letting you give my dog's kennel to repel mosquitoes. ”