Chapter 3 Signature Opening
Grape Town, just by hearing the name, you will understand that the people of this town mainly depend on grapes for their livelihood.
Every year on September 3rd, the town is at its most lively, because on this day every year, the townspeople of the town will choose a king of grapes from all the grapes.
The so-called grape king is the largest and heaviest grape.
If a townsfolk can choose the Grape King, the Mayor will give the townsfolk a reward of one gram of the Grape King for one gold.
Of course, it's not just any townsman who can come to participate in stealing a big grape, and those who participate in the Grape King competition have the conditions to participate.
One of them is that the participating person's family must have at least ten acres of grape planting space, each mu shall not be less than 500 plants, and the yield of each plant shall not be less than 15 catties.
This alone directly made most people in Grape Town disqualified from participating in the Grape King Competition.
It's just that there are policies and countermeasures, so some people began to unite and set up a small workshop, and those who concentrated the fields in several people's homes into workshops could also participate.
At the same time, some people who did not qualify for the competition began to pick the bunch of grapes that looked the largest and heaviest in their homes, and then found a way to sell them at a high price for the one who was eligible to participate.
Liu Wang's family does not belong to any of the above, he has been dependent on his grandparents since he was a child, and his family only has three points of land, and he can only grow some rice, barely supporting a family of three.
This kind of thing about the King of Grapes should have nothing to do with their family.
But Liu Wang, who has liked to run around since he was a child, found a wild grape in a hidden ravine today, and the three bunches of grapes hanging on this wild vine are all round and huge.
Liu Wang, who was born in Grape Town, has never seen such a big grape in the past thirteen years, and it is the first time he has seen such a large bunch of grapes.
This made Liu Wang, who likes to hear the story of Mr. Storyteller 'seeking immortals', to think about other things.
So Liu Forget hurriedly went home, turned out the knives and bamboo baskets that his parents used to harvest grapes, and at the same time, in order to prevent him from being discovered after he left, he picked the largest and purest grape on the three bunches of grapes.
It's just that when Liu Wang happily turned out the things that his parents had used to harvest grapes, he suddenly heard a piercing 'jingling' sound outside the house.
This jingle bell Liu Forget knew that it was an alarm that would sound every time Grape Town was attacked by a strange beast.
Liu Forget hurriedly dropped the things in his hand and rushed to the field behind his house, and at this time he also saw his grandparents who were running back in a hurry.
"Quick, open the cave." Liu Wang's grandfather, Niu Er shouted.
Don't look at Liu Wang's grandparents are in their sixties, but they are very healthy, and it didn't take long for them to run back.
Niu Er, who rushed over, saw that Liu Forget still wanted to go into the cave, pulled the two meat beasts he raised into the cave, and hurriedly snatched the rope from Liu Wang's hand and threw it to the ground, and then pulled Liu Forget to hide in the cave.
After Liu Wang's grandmother also climbed in, she closed the stone door of the cave, inserted the bolt before exhaling with confidence, and then took out a cloth bag from her trouser pocket and smeared the powder in the bag near the gap in the stone door.
In an instant, a faint stench spread, but the three of them just frowned and got used to it.
"Son of a bitch, forgot what I told you?" Niu Er finished all this and scolded Liu Wang.
"But that's the meat beast we just changed this year!" Liu Forget said unconvinced.
Niu Er didn't want to be reasonable at all, so he took off the straw sandals on his feet and was about to smoke Liu Wang, but was stopped by Liu Wang's grandmother: "Okay, okay, be quiet, don't make a noise, it will be heard by the white fairies outside." ”
Niu Er felt that this was the truth when he heard it, and whispered: "Wait for the white immortals to leave and then clean you up, and shut your mouth for me." ”
Liu Wang, who has been murdered by Niu Er all the year round, regretted it a little when he found out that Niu Er was going to beat, after all, Niu Er would not spare his strength every time he hit him, and now he immediately covered his mouth with his hand when he heard it, indicating that he couldn't speak.
A moment later, a strange howl sounded from far and near, followed by the screams of the two meat beasts, and then the howls became farther and farther away.
Just as a few people in the cave were breathing a sigh of relief, suddenly the sound came back and the sound of plowing began to appear.
Niu Er frowned, hurriedly ran to the slate, and smeared all the powder in the cloth bag on the cracks of the slate.
Then he seemed to think of something, looked at Liu Wang, and whispered: "Stinky boy, what strange things did you bring with you?" ”
Liu Forget originally wanted to shake his head, but when he saw Niu Er's eyes that were bigger than the bull's eye, he took out one of the grapes he had hidden.
Niu Er saw that of course he knew what Liu Forget was thinking, and immediately said, "Hurry up and eat it, otherwise the three of us will be buried for it today." ”
Liu Forget was taken aback when he heard this, the old man Niu Er is famous for his straight eyes, even if it is 'for your good', he will never lie, at most he just keeps his mouth shut.
At this moment, Niu Er said that he would be buried for this funeral, and Liu Forget immediately believed it, so he immediately stuffed the huge grapes into his mouth.
It just seemed to be a little late, and the slate made a screeching sound, and then something suddenly flew out, and a huge white fluffy, somewhat like an enlarged version of the cat's head poked into the cave.
This frightened the three people in the cave into silly, and Niu Er mustered up the greatest courage, pulled out the scythe at his waist, and protected the other two behind him.
It's just that the white fluffy cat's head and the sharp teeth exposed in the open mouth make people feel the sense of security that the sickle can bring.
Moreover, this thing called the White Immortal by the people of Grape Town is not a simple beast, but belongs to the family of Alien Beasts, no, while the White Fairy grinned, a pale cyan wheal formed in its mouth.
Condensing the wind blade, it takes 3-5 seconds for the white immortal, the white immortal during this time is actually very fragile, as long as you are close enough, as long as you hit its jaw vigorously with your fist, the white immortal will directly come to a 'rift' because of the instability of the wind blade, so that the white immortal can truly become an immortal.
But Niu Er didn't dare to make a move, he only dared to injure Bai Xian at most, so that Bai Xian fled in fear, because killing Bai Xian in their high country, without permission, would be beheaded by the whole family!
Because the mount of the first legion of the high country is the white immortal used.
"Son of a bitch, take good care of yourself in the future." Niu Er looked back at Liu Wang, showed a kind smile for the first time, and crawled towards Bai Xian after speaking, as if he was preparing to use his body to block Bai Xian's technique.
"Grandpa......" Liu Wang, who has always liked to call the old man, shouted and wanted to hold his grandfather, but he was held down by his grandmother, and the strength was so great that Liu Wang felt a little painful where he was caught.
"Puff~" The sound of a sharp blade piercing the fur sounded, and the white fairy let out a miserable scream, and his mouth flew out of the cave with blood in his mouth.
Liu Wang, who was in the "......" cave, looked at Niu Er in front of him in a little surprise, and didn't know what to say for a while.
Because Liu Forget saw everything that had just happened, he saw that before Niu Er crawled to Bai Xian's head, the wind blade technique in Bai Xian's mouth had already been stimulated.
Then Niu Er actually stretched out his index finger and middle finger, clamped the wind blade technique, and then punched Bai Xian's chin, Bai Xian's chin couldn't be closed instantly, it seemed to be dislocated, and then Niu Er stuffed the wind blade technique into Bai Xian's mouth.
Until this is done
After a series of operations, Bai Xian seemed to react and let out a cry of pain.
As a result, Niu Er calmly plucked his ears, seemed to feel a little annoyed, and leaned back in a posture beyond that of an old man, then raised his legs, kicked Bai Xian's head from bottom to top on the wooden ladder, and kicked Bai Xian out of the air.
After doing all this, Niu Er retracted his legs and jumped out of the cave directly from the wooden ladder, and then Liu Wang could hear the low howl of the white immortal coming out of it, and it didn't take long for the low howl to fade away.
"......" Liu Wang's mouth was big, and he looked at the back of his house, and the white immortal who fell to the ground was speechless for a long time.
"It's over, this son of a shit is stupid." Niu Er shook his hand in front of Liu Wang's eyes, and shouted to his wife who had just crawled out of the cave after finding that the other party had not reacted.
"It's not you, what are you talking about living thirteen years of hard life and experiencing the heart of Hongchen?" Xiaolin said angrily to Niu Er, or Liu Er.
"Huh? There was a sword fairy approaching. Liu Er said.
"Oh? There is also a sword fairy in this place? Xiaolin became interested and took out a mirror.
This old mirror Liu Forget knew that it was said to be the only dowry given by his grandmother's father when she got married.
"In the mirror." Xiaolin pinched the fairy in his hand, and in the mirror in his hand, a cold-looking female sword fairy flew in on the red fairy sword.
"Hey, it looks like they're flying towards us?" Liu Er also walked to Xiaolin's side and watched, and said after analyzing the other party's direction.
"It seems to be Tan'er's friend." Xiaolin slid his hand, and then the image of the female sword fairy began to enlarge, and finally shone on the waist of the female sword fairy, and a wooden sword was pinned to the waist of the female sword fairy, and the wooden sword was engraved with sandalwood characters.
"This girl is getting more and more nonsense, and Lao Tzu dares to give away the wooden sword for her self-defense." Liu Er said angrily.
"Will the girl be in danger?" Xiaolin said uneasily.
Liu Er pinched his fingers and said with a hideous face: "Fate!" ”
Xiaolin's face changed when he heard this, and he smiled and nodded: "Since you have calculated this result as a big black, I think the girl has come by chance." ”
"......" Liu Er looked at his wife speechlessly, then looked at the woman in the mirror, and changed the topic and said: "It seems that she is here to take care of Liu Wang, or ......"
"What's your bad idea?" Xiaolin saw Liu Er's actions and lived together for hundreds of years, of course, he could guess that Liu Er had a new idea, so he asked.
Liu Er smiled, and then whispered in Xiaolin's ear: "So so, so so, so ......"
"Isn't this the mentally retarded plot of the story you told me before?" Xiaolin said angrily.
Liu Er asked with a smile: "Then do you want to play?" ”
"Play." Xiaolin replied immediately.
Then Liu Er and Xiaolin's faces began to change, and after a while, they were still like two peasant women, each wearing a handsome and beautiful fairy robe with light, and their faces became handsome and delicate.
"Which one of you?" Liu Wang, who watched the changes of his grandparents and grandmother, slowly closed his mouth, and then asked.
"Passing by." Liu Er said, and then a hand knife slashed at Liu Wang's neck.
"What are you doing?" Liu Forget rubbed his neck and asked.
"I forgot that this kid ate the fairy fruit, and his physical fitness is improving all the time......" Liu Er was stunned for a moment, and then thought of the reason to make up for it, and Liu Forget fainted.
"Hurry up, that female sword fairy's perception range is almost there." Liu Er said to Xiaolin after doing all this.
Xiaolin didn't talk nonsense, put away the mirror and began to pinch the immortals, and then the dead white immortals on the ground began to collapse into flesh and blood, and then gathered together, and after a while, the broken bodies of Liu Wang's grandfather and grandmother appeared in the same place.