Chapter 103: Stand-up comedy

"Let me tell you, those elders are super bad!" Speaking of the comparison, Qing Dengzi became excited, stood up and waved his hands left and right, trying to describe the fierceness of the battle at that time.

"That woman is in her twenties, like a bodybuilding instructor, and still a practitioner. Although her cultivation is only in the second stage, her work of destroying ghosts is more powerful than that of men with higher cultivation. ”

"I don't think I can beat her, but the elder said that I am also a physical practitioner, so it is fairest to compete in this way."

"Fair and, I'll only do the most basic workouts, and I won't fight at all."

"I said, "Can you just test physical strength or something?"

Qing Lantern Purple pretended to be weak.

Then he imitated the elder's expression and suppressed his voice: "The elder said: Didn't you say that you can already destroy ghosts alone, shouldn't it be okay to communicate with your colleagues?" ”

Qing Dengzi was filled with indignation, and clenched his fists: "Damn!" The ghost I killed at that time was because my small universe exploded and I was killed by punches. ”

"It's a kind of thing that makes the opponent like a ghost and won't move!" Qing Dengzi was indignant: "Moreover, she still has a weapon!" Do ghosts have weapons?! ”

Lin Yawu propped her chin and dismantled the stage: "The tentacles of ghosts and ghost soldiers and ghost generals are weapons. ”

Qing Dengzi glanced at her and played: "Anyway, I didn't meet it." ”

"And then?" Lin Yawu urged.

"I can't live up to God's hopes!" Qing Dengzi showed a look of adoration. "For the sake of God's honor, I must defeat her!"

So I stood on the martial arts field. I chose a bamboo knife. Qing Dengzi jumped to the side and pretended to wave her hand: "Senior Hua Shan Qian used a bamboo knife, and she taught me one or two tricks." Although I haven't practiced yet, I can only deal with it with a thick skin. ”

"The other party came up with a bamboo shield and a short knife and provoked me." She jumped to the other side, pretending to have a shield and dagger in her hand, winking at where she was.

Then he jumped back to her place with a solemn expression.

"I was nervous and scared. But when I thought of God's cultivation and encouragement to me, I was inflamed! She made the sound of "Euler, Ola, Ola, Ola".

"No matter what difficulties you encounter, don't be afraid, face it with a smile, the best way to eliminate fear is to face fear, perseverance, is victory! Come on, Ollie give! ”

Qing Dengzi waved his hands: "I shouted the curse of courage that Lord God taught me, and the divine power is burning. ”

"I raised my knife and slashed at her, but she didn't dare to take my knife, so she dodged it." Qing Dengzi said indignantly, "Despicable, really despicable. ”

She jumped to her opponent's position again, fiercely: "She dodged me, and she hit me with her shield." Like a truck. ”

"I almost got knocked over!" The green light was purple, and then his face turned straight, "How could I admit defeat, stand firm, turn around and bump into her!" ”

"If you hit me, I'll hit you!"

"She was knocked back by me and took a few steps back, so I swung my knife and chased after her, but she blocked her!"

"But I was surprised to see her in her eyes, she must have been shocked by my knife skills."

"Although she blocked my knife, she retreated again and again, and she didn't have the strength to fight back at all."

"Then, my knife was actually broken!"

"She jumped at the chance to rush up and hit me, despicable!"

"I pressed my body against her shield and kicked her underneath."

"I'm going to push her down, hit her on the ground and beat her!"

β€œbalabala……”

Qing Lantern Zi's stand-up comedy lasted for ten minutes, and a game that was a little exciting at the beginning, but it seemed to turn into a turn-based battle later, and finally had a result.

"That woman is tired, she is not durable enough, not as strong as me."

"Her power is getting weaker and weaker, and my power is burning."

"I even had an epiphany, I got stronger!"

"She was eventually pushed to the ground by me and stopped resisting."

"And I, I feel like I can play 10 more!"

Qing Lantern Purple raised her arms and clenched her fists, showing off her slender, muscular arms.

"And then I won!" She smirked.

Lin Yawu clapped her hands, and then handed the meat that had been grilled while watching the play to Qing Dengzi, "Eat meat." ”

Qing Dengzi sat down, picked up the meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

"I'll tell you." Her story was not over, and she chewed on the meat as she said, "When I woke up, the elders' expressions were wonderful. ”

"I guess they must have thought it this way in their hearts:"

She lowered her voice, mimicking the old-fashioned voices of the elders:

"Green Lantern Purple is so terrifying."

"It's only been a week of practice, and I actually have such power."

"Who is that Xi'an Yu God?"

β€œbalabala”

Qinglan Zi hummed proudly: "They don't understand what it means that there are mountains outside the mountains!" ”

"Isn't this very proud, how do you feel that you are still very angry." Lin Yawu guided Qing Dengzi step by step to say the result she wanted to know.

Speaking of this, Qing Dengzi sighed again: "They rummaged through my bag, and there was tea from the gods in my bag, and they said that the tea I drank from the gods was a forbidden medicine. ”

"It's unfair to say that there is a lot of divine power in the tea, and it is unfair to that woman to enhance the divine power for a short time." She said indignantly: "This is deliberately making things difficult for me!" ”

Hearing "the tea made by Lord God", Lin Yawu's eyes lit up, and she interrupted and asked, "Is there still tea?" ”

Qing Dengzi was frightened by Lin Yawu's eyes suddenly glowing, "Yes...... Yes, how...... What's wrong? ”

"Is it convenient to divide me?" Lin Yawu propped up the table and leaned forward.

"Well, I've got a lot left, but ...... No problem. Qing Dengzi sweated and moved back twice, touched his backpack, and took out the thermos cup for tea, "Here, here you go." ”

Lin Yawu's eyes lit up, she reached out and snatched the thermos cup, then took out her thermos cup and poured it inside.

A quarter was left for the blue light purple.

"That, Xiao Wu, this tea is more powerful, you can't drink too much......" Qing Lantern Zi weakly pointed to the water cup and reminded.

"I know, I've drunk it." Lin Yawu took a hard sip of the tea fragrance, and her face showed a crimson glow.

She savored the aroma of the tea for a while, and then took a sip of tea.

A drunken expression of happiness was revealed.

"Xiao Wu, you seem to like the tea made by my family." Qing Dengzi sat up straight and said cautiously.

Lin Yawu, who found that she had lost her temper, coughed dryly twice, and said: "I was indeed fortunate to drink the tea of Xi'an Yushen, and I lingered, but I didn't dare to ask for it, so I ......"

Qing Dengzi grinned and agreed.

Lin Yawu put away the thermos cup, picked up the tongs, and continued to grill the meat.

"Where did you just go?"

"Speaking of the elders, they say that the tea of the gods is a forbidden medicine."

"And then?"

"And then ......"

β€œbalabala”