Volume 1: Once Upon a Time in Heaven Chapter 37: Escape Plan

"I'm an immortal, he dares to say that this king is a monster. Watch me wake him up with urine."

The Rat King was about to take off his pants as he spoke. Xiaoyaoyu hurriedly stopped and reached out to untie the rope of the paper man. Beckoned the Rat King to help carry him to his own space.

The Rat King was extremely reluctant to help, and left with a scolding.

This paper figure Zhang was directly unconscious for half the night, and woke up in the middle, and after listening to Xiaoyaoyu talk about the surrounding situation, his head twitched again and he fainted.

made Xiaoyaoyu smile wryly, what a fragile glass heart.

Day 2.

Gou Xiaosan got up early and was busy working in the yard, plowing the ground and chopping wood, and sharpening knives, and Xiaoyaoyu offered to help in the middle.

But Gou Xiaosan was just busy with his head. didn't care about Xiaoyao Jade at all, and finally took a bamboo basket and buckled it at the mouth of the cellar.

What is this Gou Xiaosan busy with, why does his master seem to have changed after leaving, and why did Zhu Xiaoliu catch the paper man Zhang over.

The black beard on the paper man's chin is already dense, obviously an old ghost who doesn't know how many years old.

"Lao Zhang, tell me how you were caught?" Xiaoyaoyu asked.

"I ...... I went to Zhu Wenwen's house yesterday for a drink and sent him two paper maids. The paper man Zhang Zhan looked at the big mice with green eyes around him tremblingly. Be careful to remember.

"I know about this, the day you spoke, I was at Gou Xiaosan's barbecue stall and directly talked about the next thing. ”

"Later, Zhu Xiaoliu and I were eating barbecue and drinking wine, and found that Zhu Xiaoliu was always absent-minded. From time to time, I went to his bedroom to work for a while, and I thought that this Zhu Xiaoliu had stolen someone. The paper man said with a look of chagrin on his face.

"After all, no one always runs to the bedroom, so I quickly finished my drink and got up to take my leave.

In fact, I secretly put a small paper figure under the table, and after I said goodbye, I secretly used my mana to manipulate this little paper figure and ran to Zhu Xiaoliu's bedroom. Guess what I see?"

"Is it Zhu Xiaoliu and your newly married concubine rolling the sheets?" said the Rat King's voice with an obscene expression.

"Fart. Ouch...... It's the rat king, no...... I didn't see my daughter-in-law, the bedroom was empty, there were only a few bottles and cans, Zhu Xiaoliu was busy refining what kind of medicine. ”

After the paper man Zhang knew the status of the rat king, he was very scruples about this dead fat man. A flattering smile appeared on his face.

"Isn't it just a kind of ten-spice soft tendon scattering? It's just a kind that can't move after eating, and Zhu Xiaoliu has some skills. The rat king said lazily, and after speaking, he glared at the paper man, obviously very dissatisfied with the fact that the paper man said that it was a monster yesterday.

"That is, the Rat King is wise and powerful. Later, I don't know why, Zhu Xiaoliu left the bedroom, I thought he was going to go to the toilet, who knew that there was a burst of smoke blowing around him, and he was stroked over. Now it should have been discovered by Zhu Xiaoliu. ”

It seems that it was an accident that the paper man Zhang was caught, what have these two Gou Xiaosan and Zhu Xiaoliu been busy with in the past two days?

That's right, little paper man, let paper man Zhang be a little paper man again. But now is not a good time.

"Rat King, this cave is sealed. Looks like you're not allowed out of the cellar this morning, and you probably won't be able to arrange for the rats to go out and get some dowry. Does tomorrow's wedding need to be postponed?" asked Xiaoyaoyu.

"Don't, don't, don't, isn't the bride price the same as you said yesterday? I arranged for them to get them yesterday, and I guess I'll be back in a while. "The Rat King is very interested in this wedding.

"I said, Lord Rat King, you don't look like a hanged lord on a tree, why are you suddenly so enthusiastic about such a thing as marriage. Xiaoyaoyu asked tentatively.

"You don't know, there is a great Buddhist who said that I recently had a catastrophe, and only Miss Duoduo can help me resolve it. That's why I'm in such a hurry. "When the Rat King mentioned this great power of Buddhism, he was very respectful.

It seems that Duoduo and the Buddhist power in the mouth of the Rat King are the same person? Why is it so mysterious? Xiaoyaoyu thought for a moment, and had no clue.

As he spoke, more than a dozen big rats with large cloth bags on their backs buzzed to the rat king's side. When the bag was opened, it was the gift cake that Xiaoyaoyu needed, the gift money. There is also a cloth bag containing a pair of male and female hens? I don't know where to pour many musical instruments, gongs, drums, suona, all available.

"How about it, Xiaoyu, you see that I am well prepared, I will train a few big mice in a while and make a welcoming team. The Rat King was very satisfied with Xiaoyaoyu's stunned expression.

When did you get it? Xiaoyaoyu is really confused, it seems that this big grinning rat king also has many secrets that he doesn't know.

No matter what, now that these things are ready, it's time to carry out your own plans. Xiaoyaoyu thought of this and greeted the paper man.

"No, isn't this paper man a paper man? ”

"But my paper man is for ......" The paper man Zhang originally wanted to say that the paper man was for ghosts to marry, but when he saw Xiaoyaoyu, he couldn't help but give himself a look, and hurriedly changed his words.

"It's specially prepared for this kind of happy event for the Rat King. ”

"That's better! You're busy, I'm going to bathe and incense, it's really troublesome. The Rat King arranged for a bunch of big rats to stay here to help, and left.

Soon, the rats brought in a lot of paper-tied objects.

Xiaoyaoyu took the opportunity to tell the paper man Zhang about his idea of using the little paper figure to spy on the situation in the yard.

"No, my mana is low, I can only use the little paper figure once in three days, and I should only be able to use it tomorrow night. ”

"I guess I won't be able to catch up. Xiaoyaoyu listened to Master Gou Xiaosan's words, it should be tomorrow to do a big thing that can make Gou Xiaosan and the two of them return to yang.

"Forget it, let's tie some paper figurines first. Xiaoyaoyu said helplessly.

After speaking, Xiaoyaoyu and the paper man Zhang were busy with work, and they were busy until the afternoon, tying six or seven red paper maids.

The paper man Zhang rehearsed, and it is indeed presentable, although the musical instrument blown out cannot be said to be lingering, but it can be regarded as impressive.

"Okay! This is worthy of the grandeur of the king. Let's go. Let's go to the big ceremony together. "The Rat King was also attracted by the noise here, and he was very happy.

Xiaoyaoyu was dressed as a matchmaker again, received some rat chores, and came to Duoduo's boudoir with a paper man band.

"Miss Duoduo, the Rat King has come to give you a big gift. Xiaoyaoyu dragged a long voice, and her voice was sharp and harsh.

"Mother Jade is here, come in. ”

"Okay, let's go, let's go in" Xiaoyaoyu repelled the rat chords again, three or four meters away, and was about to go in with the paper man.

"Hey, what are you letting him in? "The Rat King still remembers that Xiaoyaoyu said that when he saw other men, he would be cuckolded.

"Tomorrow's etiquette, it is best to have the woman's parents present, Miss Duoduo previously meant to find an old mouse, I think the paper man Zhang is the right age, can temporarily act as Duoduo's old father. Xiaoyaoyu explained.

"Then tomorrow the king is not going to salute this old fellow?" the rat king blew his eyebrows and glared.

"Or you can find a big rat that looks good on the eye. ”

Xiaoyaoyu was very happy to see the Rat King's deflated expression. Twisting his head and leading the paper man into Duoduo's boudoir.

"To avoid a disaster. King Ben endured !!" The voice of the Rat King sounded behind him.

"Duoduo, things are ready. This is a paper figure that can help you. Xiaoyaoyu came to Duoduo and said softly.

"Let's get started. You take out those two chickens, and I'll get into them later. Duoduo said.

This is Duoduo's strategy, generally when overhired, the rooster and hen are brought, the woman just sprinkles some rice, and then returns it to the man, the man gets the chicken, can not be killed, must be given away or released.

Duoduo will get into the bag with a hen for a while, and let the rat king arrange for people to release them five miles away. Then Duoduo can go to the ghost mansion to report to the official.

Xiaoyaoyu told the two of them their plans to the paper man,

"That's great, but when Duoduo comes back, how do you find this place?" When the paper man Zhang heard this, hope suddenly rose in his heart, but he was not so carried away yet.

"We have also thought about this, these rice grains are coated with a special spice, and there will be a few small holes in the bag, and then you can find it back through the smell of these spiritual rice. Duoduo explained.

"That'...... Hurry up and act. The paper man urged.

"Don't worry, you have to play a father-daughter crying marriage scene with Duoduo first. Xiaoyaoyu said with a smile.