Chapter 205: The Emperor Lives Up to His Wishes (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
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"Okay, you Yasuo, you actually have such a secret base with Orochimaru, if it weren't for Miss Ben's wit, I'm afraid you would have been kept in the dark!"
In the southern part of the Ninja Sea, on the misty Shadow Island, Tsunade is sticking his waist in his waist, looking resentful.
Shadow Island is the best summer resort in the sweltering heat of midsummer, and at this time of year, as long as there is nothing special, Yasuo and Orochimaru come here to escape the heat.
However, today, an uninvited guest appeared, looking at the big snake pill shrunk behind the plant, Yasuo pinched his eyebrows.
Orochimaru spread his hands, his fair face was half apologetic, half smiling, and he said, "Yasuo-kun, this is also something that can't be helped, after all, Tsunade's medical ninjutsu is very important to my experiments." ”
"Phew, I didn't expect you to be such a big snake pill, and you actually heavy sex and light friends!"
Yasuo took a sip, then said to Tsunade with a sneer, "You listen to my explanation...... What's this...... Mainly...... Maokai Great Immortal, yes, it's Maokai Great Immortal, this old miscellaneous hair, he didn't let me bring you here before! Otherwise, how could I have left my companions behind,"
Kicking a small snake away, Tsunade sat down on the bench under the pergola, his soft arms lightly resting on Yasuo's chest, and the smell of perfume went straight to his nostrils.
Tsunade asked curiously, "Mokai Great Immortal?" Is it the same existence as the Slug Great Immortal and the Toad Great Immortal? ”
Yasoto rubbed his cheek and said, "Well, that's a terrifying being, known for its great strength and arrogant character......"
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"The hosts! Master! ”
At this moment, a huge green figure appeared in front of Yasuo in the distance, and as he ran, the ground shook as if the entire Shadow Island trembled.
The person who came was none other than the Twisted Dryad Mokai.
As he continues to accumulate in this world, he is no longer the little sapling that needed to be cared for. His huge figure covers the sky and the sun, as if he is a giant who has stepped out of mythology.
Trotting all the way to Yasuo, it knelt on the ground with a "bang", sat down in a standard earthen seat, and bowed to Yasuo: "Welcome back to Shadow Island, Zyra is pregnant again, it's not convenient to come out to greet you!" ”
"This is what you said, the Maokai Great Immortal, who is known for his arrogant personality?" Tsunade said with a complicated expression.
"Huh...... The matter of immortals, that's it, I don't know about the slugs and immortals, but the toad immortals, when they see Zilai, they are also greeted like this......"
After a few casual words, Yasuo glanced at Mao Kai, who was licking the dog in a prepared manner, and couldn't help but say: "You guy is quite 'capable', how many children do you have now?" ”
Mao Kai scratched his head honestly and said, "Except for the seven people of Guapi, the rest are some children who are not successful, and we will grow and play indiscriminately." ”
"Random birth...... Play? ”
Yasuo was stunned, thinking about it, it seems right to say this, in addition to playing with computers on Shadow Island, you can only have children to play, not to mention that this guy Zyra used to have a history that didn't even let go of the rooster, and Comrade Maokai was also forced to be helpless.
Shaking his head, Yasuo revealed the eyes of a married man who knew how to do it, and said, "Xiao Mao, don't say that Brother Suo doesn't care about you, I'll give you a chance to take a good rest for two days!" ”
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The Land of Rain, Nagashino Castle, in a small restaurant in the slums.
Several plates had bottomed out, and Kakudu and Ghost Chop patted their stomachs and sat down with a satisfied face.
Oni slashed and exclaimed, "It's really delicious, Kakusan!" ”
"Yes, it seems that the reason why there was such a situation before must be that we cooked in the wrong way!"
Jiaodu turned his head in satisfaction, gave a thumbs up to the blue-haired young woman and said, "Boss, your cooking skills are this!" ”
"Thank you for your compliment! O(∩_∩)O”
The blue-haired young woman said happily: "To be honest, I was really shocked when I saw the ingredients you prepared just now, that big white paste, I didn't know what to do with it, and I copied the water casually, and it exuded a very strong ...... The smell ......"
"But fortunately, I still have a lot of experience in dealing with this condiment, after rinsing it repeatedly with baking powder, heavy oil and salt, and stir-fry with more chili oil, I basically can't eat this taste."
At this time, the blue-haired little girl also jumped down from the chair, nodded and said, "Our family has stale stinky meat, and it's all handled like this...... Woowoo...... Mom, what are you doing covering my mouth! ”
Looking at the two Jiaodu who were gradually turning pale, the blue-haired young woman smiled embarrassedly and said, "Hahaha, don't listen to the children's nonsense, two guests, we are an honest shop, how can we sell spoiled food......
"Toilet!"
"Huh?"
"I said where is the toilet!" Kakudu roared angrily.
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The diarrhea in July came a little earlier than usual.
Because of the delicious taste similar to spicy crayfish, this time, the white dishes, Kakuto and Oni Chop ate more and faster, almost to the point of a disc.
Fortunately, there are not many other things in the country of rain, that is, there is more rain and more rivers.
Under the guidance of the blue-haired young woman, Kakudu and Ghost Slash found a river leading to the outside of the city in a very remote place, and poured for thousands of miles.
Looking at the originally tall man, who was now in pain, the blue-haired young woman gently touched her daughter's head and said, "Xiao Nan, did my mother do something wrong again?" ”
The little girl named Xiao Nan tugged at the corner of her mother's clothes, shook her head and said, "No, Mom, you are the most powerful cook on this street." ”
The north wind blew through, and the barely uninhabited No. 5 Street in the slum area blew into the distance......
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Fortunately, it was a downwind, and the heavy rain washed away all the sins in the world.
It is said that the crops outside Nagashino Castle grew particularly well in the second year.
Fortunately, man is a very adaptable animal, eating an average of more than a month to eat a white jue, even eating more than a year and a half of horn and ghost chopping, the resistance of the stomach and intestines has been greatly strengthened.
After more than five hours, they lifted their pants indifferently and stood up.
"Jiaosang, I feel that the power of the yang is constantly emerging, and my legs are trembling with excitement because of this!"
"Yes, I also feel this way, the strength seems to have reached a critical point, let's hurry up and seal, maybe we will be able to awaken the Wood Escape Secret Technique today!"
Due to the fact that when he fought with the first Hokage, for various reasons, Kakuto had never seen how Mu Dun was sealed, so he had to combine the two escape techniques of earth and water and speculate on it himself.
He quickly stamped his hands on his chest in the order of ugly-noon-shen-mao-unitary, and whispered in his mouth: "Appear, Mu Dun Great Forest Technique!" ”
The Wood Escape Great Forest Jutsu is a ninjutsu that captures enemies by sticking out multiple wooden vine branches from the arm, and is considered a relatively basic Wood Escape Ninjutsu.
The horns waved their arms, hoping for vines to appear, but they were empty.
"Kakusan, we seem to have failed again, could it be ......"
"No way, the pillars won't lie to me! We are lifelong enemies, and the pillars will not lie to me! ”
Just as the horns were shouting hysterically, the space in front of him suddenly distorted, and then, out of thin air, an ancient wooden door appeared.
In the surprised eyes of Kakuto and Oni Slash, the wooden door slowly opened......
"Could it be that my talent is too strong, and I directly used the wood man technique that is enough to compete with the tailed beast?"
Looking at the huge tree man peeking out of the wooden door, the horns were shocked.
This tree man is not only huge, but also has a long wooden beard fluttering, and his face is hidden in a mysterious light mist, and at first glance it looks like a profound strength.
"Little ghost, you're not a thousand-handed pillar, who are you?" Suddenly, the tree man spoke.
Due to his size, the tree man did not have a way to completely lean out of the wooden door, and he said in a condescending and arrogant tone: "Compared to the Thousand Hands Pillar, you are still far behind, when can you channel out a large enough wooden door, when will you call this great immortal again!" ”
Seeing that the tree man who was infinitely powerful at a glance turned around to leave, Jiaodu finally recovered from his deep shock, and hurriedly shouted: "Immortals stay behind, disciple Jiaodu, and the Thousand Hands Pillar is ...... Ay...... In short, I really want to learn Mu Dun, please teach me the immortal method! ”
"Hehe......"
The giant tree man sneered, then casually threw out two scrolls, and said, "You don't deserve to have such a powerful power, this is the psychic scroll of the winter melon immortal and the pumpkin immortal under the seat of this immortal, and I will reward you today." ”
After a pause, the tree man continued: "When do you get enough vitality from the ginseng dolls, let's talk about the future, this immortal pinched his fingers, each of you, at least a thousand ginseng dolls, yes!" ”
After the giant tree man finished speaking, the old and simple wooden door slowly closed, and everything returned to peace.
"Kakusan, everything that happened just now is simply ...... I'm not dreaming! ”
"Smack!"
Jiaodu turned the ghost around with one mouth, and said: "Really, everything is true, the ginseng fruit is real, Mu Dun is also real, the big secret treasure between the thousand hand pillars, everything is true, it is really the emperor's heart!" Hahaha! ”
After laughing wildly, the horn took out a copy of the psychic scroll in his hand and handed it to the ghost slasher, his face solemn: "A thousand ginseng dolls per person, ghost slash brother, we have to come on!" ”
"Okay!"
Wiping the blood from the corners of his mouth, the ghost slashed his eyes and revealed a fierce light, and said: "These damn ginseng dolls are really getting more and more cunning, I must dig three feet into the ground, dig them all out, and make them into spicy dishes!" ”
"But before that, Kakusan, let's go back to Konoha again, the 'Epsom Stop' that I bought at the Hearthstone Tavern last time has been almost used, and the drug resistance is getting stronger and stronger, I think, let's spend a little more money and buy the 'Epsom Stop' with better efficacy, right?"
He touched his wallet with a painful face, and Jiaodu nodded and said: "In order to get the full version of Mu Dun, the necessary sacrifice is worth it, but, ghost slash, I'm afraid we have to find some money-making tasks to do, I heard from the people in Hearthstone Tavern that there is a movie making business that is very profitable, otherwise, you go to women's clothing......"
"Wait a minute, wait a minute!"
At this moment, a group of light-footed soldiers ran over from a distance, led by an old man with a shaved moon head, panting and pouting.
Holding two portraits in his hand, he compared them with the ghost slash in the corner, and then his eyes lit up, and he said, "Zai is a retainer of the Maori family, a famous clan in the Land of Rain, and both of them are S-level rebels, right?" ”
Before the two of them got angry, the old man hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong, we don't have malicious intentions, but recently responded to the call of Lord Hanzang, and the country of rain is recruiting warriors, I wonder if the two of you are interested in joining?" ”
"By the way, Hanzo-sama and our Maori head are generous men, and this is quite a generous honorium...... the old man finally added.
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