Chapter 33: Your God Is Too Rubbish

Frost is still black, but the hero's favorite color is white.

Therefore, what he prepared for his female body was a white skirt, and the reference was naturally Su Yanyan, who loved to wear white dresses.

Although the skirt is expensive and the workmanship is exquisite, it is nothing more, in terms of style alone, it is just fresh and elegant, and it is not very good-looking, and it can even be called conservative.

But it was such an ordinary white dress, worn on Yaoguang's body, but it unexpectedly burst out with an extremely attractive effect.

Yaoguang has a pair of amorous peach blossom eyes, her face and lips are plump just right, looking soft, sweet and juicy, in the words of the earth network, it is a natural young woman's face.

If she hadn't always covered herself tightly with a cloak before, I'm afraid she would have already occupied a place on the jade list.

However, because of the relationship between the profession of a divine servant, her own temperament is extremely cold and detached, and dignified and holy cannot be violated, which forms a strong contrast.

Just like the feeling of the hero when he first saw her appearance, she is like a living statue of Guanyin, and it is also the kind of "Guanyin" in the obscene demon cult in martial arts novels.

Now, Guanyin has taken off her black robe and put on a white dress, and the smell of lewdness and holiness has been swept away at the same time, leaving only a delicate and timid, low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, as if engraved with the words "Ren Jun Cai".

For such a weak woman, men usually have two desires. One is protective, the other is violent.

Either way, it's not a good thing.

Therefore, the hero locked himself at the first time.

He's a normal man, and he might not be able to resist temptation one day. Fortunately, he is not a beast, and he will never use force when the girl does not agree.

Yaoguang didn't seem to understand the meaning of his words, tilted his head slightly, and his eyes were full of inquiry.

"You don't need to understand why, just remember to say no."

took out a veil and handed it over, and the hero said, "Come and sit down and eat together, and follow me out of the mountain when it is almost dawn." ”

Yaoguang silently knelt down on the side, took a chicken leg, removed the bones, tore it into pieces, and held it in front of him with both hands.

At this moment, the hero feels that he is not productive.

As a man, in the face of a girl who believed in him like a slave, his first reaction was not vanity or satisfaction, but awkwardness.

Super level twist!

The most important thing is that the itchy feeling in my heart has disappeared before, and now Yaoguang is like a well-made silicone doll, so tasteless.

After stuffing all the strips of meat into his mouth and ordering Yaoguang not to tear him again, the hero puffed out his cheeks and wondered why.

After a while, he had an answer, very simple, just one word: cheap!

The things that are at your fingertips are worthless, and only those that you can't pursue in a hurry have a taste, and they are cheap.

"Go on." He looked at Bai Shanjun, "How could Shao Hao's artifact fall into the hands of the Alien Beast Clan?" ”

"I don't know." Bai Shanjun shook his head, "However, although the gods and the emperor fought a decisive battle outside the sky, their respective godheads and artifacts have returned to Middle-earth, and it is possible to be left anywhere, and it is not surprising that they are obtained by the alien beast clan." ”

"In this way, it cannot be ruled out that the alien beast clan still has one or more artifacts, or even godheads."

"Possibly."

The hero used his nails to pick the flesh between his teeth, and his face was sad.

"By the way, as far as I know, artifacts should only have auxiliary effects in the hands of ordinary people, and the reincarnation of gods can allow them to exert their divine powers."

"It's not absolute. Those who have attained the corresponding godhead should be able to do the same. ”

"Nonsense! If you get a godhead, you will become a god, and of course you can use artifacts. ”

"No, the Godhead needs to be fused. If your realm, your understanding of the world has not reached a sufficient level, even if the Godhead is in your hands, it is not yours. ”

"After a while, the more I talked, the more confused I became. Isn't Godhead just a concept, it's also a substance? ”

"It's certainly not a concept, it's something that can't be described in words...... Well, let's call it mystical for now!

It can't be seen or touched, but the Lord has said that when you find it, you will feel it naturally. ”

The hero raised an eyebrow: "You mean, it's possible that it could be attached to something, such as an artifact?" ”

Bai Shanjun nodded: "Or a certain person, a certain animal, a certain tree, a certain flower, a certain stone." ”

The hero was stunned, and then pouted: "After all, it all depends on external forces, your so-called gods are too rubbish!" ”

"We?" Bai Shanjun's eyes flashed with a fine light, staring deeply at his face.

Damn, I accidentally said bald mouth again.

"That's right! You guys. The hero's expression remained unchanged, "Although Lao Tzu is a bullshit demigod now, he still feels that he is a person in his heart, and it is estimated that even if he has a godhead in the future, he will continue to be a human being." ”

The light in Bai Shanjun's eyes disappeared, and he smiled: "This may be the reason why the Divine Lord will choose you." Only by putting people first can we protect the world. ”

"Stop! Don't tell Lao Tzu anything in the future about choosing not to choose. Whether it is fighting with you or dying for the villagers, it is my own subjective will.

Lao Tzu's life, Lao Tzu is responsible for himself, and he doesn't need others to point fingers, and God can't do it! ”

"Yes." Bai Shanjun pretended to clasp his fists and salute, "Lord God." ”

"You guy, you just owe a beat!"

Shaking his head, the hero said again: "I am definitely going to Dingsheng Mountain, in addition to trying not to change my body, do you have any other suggestions?" ”

Bai Shanjun thought for a while and said cautiously: "There is only one point: don't easily believe your five senses.

Shao Hao is a deceitful god, and at the same time the embodiment of wisdom, its artifact must not be guessed by common sense.

In short, if you can't go, don't go, and be careful if you have to go. ”

The hero clicked his mouth, looked up at the stars in the night sky, and sighed: "I'll try my best!" ”

When the sky was bright, the hero summoned Ah Hua, who was going back and forth to Bannu Mountain, to take Yaoguang away.

The little fox Huang Nannan's paws hooked his clothes, and his teeth clutched his collar, dead or alive.

"Good boy, my brother has something very important to do, I can't stay here longer, I'll come to see you when I'm done, okay?"

"I don't!" Huang Nannan said stubbornly, "I heard it just now, my brother is going to a far away and dangerous place, and I want to follow and protect my brother!" ”

The hero laughs: "How do you protect?" It's much more dangerous outside the mountains than here, and the mere fact that you can talk can cause many people to want to kill you.

Haha! If you want to protect your brother, don't worry, and when you become a human in another two years, your brother will definitely take you with you, okay? ”

Huang Nannan couldn't think of any other reason, so she had to keep silent, and her big watery eyes squeezed out two tears, which made people's hearts melt.

"I think it's nice to have it follow you." Bai Shanjun suddenly spoke.

Huang Nannan nodded vigorously, and when she was done, she found that she was relieved, and quickly grabbed the hero's shirt again.

"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!" The hero glared at Bai Shanjun.

"I didn't mean to trouble you. As long as it doesn't speak, others will only think it's your pet, and they won't be on guard against it when they talk and do things. ”

Bai Shanjun said, "Moreover, it has a divine power that is close to the realm of heaven and man, and at a critical moment, it may be able to surprise and help you." ”

Of course, the hero can think of this, but he doesn't care if Huang Nannan can help him, what he cares about is not to bring a young girl into danger.

At this time, a man ran out of the village with a burden, but he was a wanderer.

He deliberately wrapped strips of cloth around his head to hide his bald head, like a monkey Ah San, and the hero who looked at it had a big head for a while.

"What do you want to do?"

Liuyu turned around and waved at the daughter-in-law who saw her farewell at the entrance of the village, grinning: "I have to make money to support my family, Your Highness, hire me!" ”