Chapter 1: Late Arrivals [New Books for Collection]
Xia Yue was short of breath, her heart was beating faster, and she was so nervous that she couldn't say a word.
Then, he laughed—
"Brother, I like you!"
In an instant, the world is like a dried flower that shatters at the touch of a touch, the sky spins, and everything transforms into a small piece, a small piece, and drifts away with the wind like a dandelion......
"Jingle Bell~"
Xia Yue was impartial, and one foot just stepped into the classroom.
The head teacher was waiting in the classroom for the students who came in to pack up the cards, and Xia Yue, the cute silly girl, was the first to send it to the door.
She glanced leisurely at the head teacher's unwavering face, and continued to walk boldly into the classroom.
Suddenly, the head teacher grabbed Xia Yue's schoolbag.
"What time is it?!"
Xia Yue knew that something was wrong, so she could only obediently withdraw in the direction pulled by the head teacher.
She replied timidly, "It's 7...... 7...... 7 o'clock." ”
"That's not right!" The head teacher deliberately raised his voice.
Immediately after, he took out a small mobile phone from his pants pocket and slammed it on Xia Yue's face.
"What time do you think it's?"
Because she was too close to Xia Yue's pupils, she couldn't see anything clearly.
Xia Yue adjusted her nervous mood and took the initiative to lean back, so that she could see clearly what the head teacher was holding in her hand - a pocket version of the color screen mobile phone!
At this time, the time for the phone to turn on the screen has arrived, and now there is only a pitch black screen.
Xia Yue replied truthfully: "I can't see ......"
The head teacher took the phone back to check it in disbelief, only to find that the screen was automatically turned off when it was time.
He simply pressed a button, and the flickering light on the phone screen refracted to his face, and after confirming that there was no problem, he slapped it on Xia Yue's face.
"What time are you now?" There was a sense of anxiety in his voice.
Xia Yue frowned slightly: Everyone knows that my eyes are big and blind, isn't it difficult for me to find time on such a small screen.
The head teacher can't wait to declare himself victorious in this game.
Xia Yue tried to find time on the small screen, and after looking carefully at the four corners, she didn't find the time. Big sparkling eyes,Concentrate on staring at the small screen and look around carefully:The screensaver is a gorgeous peony flower、There are 2 grids in the battery progress bar、Mobile phone signal antenna identification、Address book words......
She even wanted to manually check that the Settings-Options-Display, or take out her phone and take a look.
Xia Yue doesn't plan to continue to stalemate in this matter, she has a three-piece set to deal with the head teacher: coquettish, cute, and pitiful.
She opened her big innocent eyes, her lips pursed slightly, her brows furrowed slightly, and her little face was swollen and said, "Teacher, I can't find ......"
The head teacher usually spoils her the most, she looks silly and cute when she is simple, and she is even more cute when she teases.
Xia Yue's helpless expression looked cute, the head teacher leaned forward slightly to close the distance between the two people, and pointed to the position in the upper right corner of the mobile phone screen with the other hand and said, "Seven zero one!" ”
The head teacher tilted his head slightly proudly, and then said, "You, late, arrived!" ”
Xia Yue's heart had 100,000 eyes quickly rolled, and secretly complained: This minute is obviously deliberately delayed by you, and this kind of behavior is - "fishing law enforcement".
Xia Yue looked at the head teacher with an unhappy expression.
The head teacher didn't intend to let her go easily, and said jokingly: "Choose!" Standing in front of my office or the principal's office? ”
Xia Yue didn't control herself this time, and quickly rolled her eyes.
The head teacher was deliberately mocking her.
Some time ago, Xia Yue took the lead in organizing classmates to jointly "impeach" the history teacher for verbal violence against the principal, and the principal commented that "this child has a righteous spirit and will be well cultivated in the future".
Xia Yue had a ghost idea in her mind and said, "Teacher, I am the one who disgraces you wherever I stand, or I stand at the door of our classroom, which can not only learn but also play a role in punishment." ”
The head teacher was amused by this ghost girl and laughed: "Okay, you just stand here and reflect on it." ”
Xia Yue nodded sincerely, indicating that there was no problem.
The head teacher turned around and went into the classroom.
What Murphy's Law?
It's just that I'm not usually late, but I'm occasionally caught by the head teacher when I'm late.
After a while, another student arrived late.
"The teacher let you stand?" The person who asked was called Dou He Ling, who was white and fat, and was Xia Yue's playmate who grew up together.
"Well, come and stay with me."
The two little girls stood together, and they always had endless words.
"Smell me if it's fragrant." He Ling said a little shyly and a little narcissistic.
Xia Yue leaned over and turned her head to bury her face in her neck and shoulders, took a deep breath, and exclaimed, "It's so fragrant!" ”
"Hey, hey." He Ling grinned happily, and her already small eyes narrowed into a slit.
"What are you using, it's so fragrant?"
"It's a cherry blossom scented body wash."
"It smells good."
"Let me tell you, now that it's summer, you must have a little scented shower gel on your body, otherwise you will sweat and stink."
"Uh-huh."
After a while, a few more late students arrived, and they all stood at the door of the classroom consciously.
When the head teacher came out to see it again, there was a "basketball team" standing at the door.
When everyone saw the head teacher coming, they all held the book high and blocked their faces.
The head teacher said angrily, "Take down all the books for me!" I'd like to see who's late. ”
Except for Xia Yue, a few others lowered the book a little lower, revealing their declining faces.
"Good! All right! You're all excellent—"
"Look at it, see for yourselves—"
"Which class has so many of you being late?"
"Perhaps, the ...... standing at the back of the classroom when someone is late for the class" A weak voice floated in and interrupted the head teacher.
"Who!"
No one came forward to admit it.
"Who said that?"
"Hmph—if you don't say it, will I not be able to do it?"
"One, one, repeat what you just said!"
American recitation: "Perhaps, people are standing at the back of the classroom when they are late for class." ”
Announcer type: "Perhaps, people are standing at the back of the classroom when they are late for class. ”
Kong Wu forcefully typed: "Perhaps, people are standing at the back of the classroom when they are late for class." ”
Feminine and feminine type: "Perhaps, people are standing at the back of the classroom when they are late for class." ”
......
After a while, I imitated it, and I didn't hear whose voice was closest to it.
"I'll give you one last chance to let the person who spoke take the initiative to come forward!"
It's still silent.
"I can't find that person today, none of you want to go to class, give you 5 minutes, and discuss it yourself!"
The head teacher dropped this sentence and entered the classroom.
There was an uproar outside, and the pot exploded.