Zhang Song was taking a course on criminal procedure law when he received the message from the president, Feng Xichuan.

The teacher on the podium, with a bright light bulb, likes to use a computer program to randomly roll call and ask questions, which can not only count in attendance, but also test whether students pay attention to the lecture.

"I would like to ask a student to answer the following question, what is the Criminal Procedure Law?"

"Don't point me, don't point me......" Zhang Song said silently in his heart.

"Pedal and pedal, ......"

I saw each classmate's name, student number, and photo flashing randomly on the screen, accompanied by the magical BGM, suddenly, the picture stopped, and an unlucky ghost was born!

"Hahahaha!"

I heard a burst of laughter from the classroom, it turned out that the person in the photo on the screen had a white bandage wrapped around his head, and his expression was quite distorted and obscene, it was the little whirlwind Zhang Song.

"Zhang Song, could you please answer, what is the Criminal Procedure Law?" The bald associate professor asked.

Zhang Song stood up, tidied up the clothes on the neckline, and said helplessly:

"I, I won't ......"

"Yo! Catch a ...... who deserted in class Don't say I won't give you a chance, you can choose one person to answer for you, if you can't answer, two people will go to the door together! The bald head of the associate professor said.

"Forehead ......"

Zhang Song fell into deep thought, he looked around, and his gaze finally stayed on a person.

"I'll ask Lu Yi to answer for me!" Zhang Song thought that Lu Yi's grades last semester remained in the top 5 of the class, although it was not too prominent, but this kind of question would definitely not be difficult for him, so he replied with a smile.

The associate professor condescended and began to look around the podium for the location of Lu Yi, like a searchlight locking on the fugitive who wanted to escape from prison.

Following the guidance of his classmates, a boy with black glasses, short hair, and plain appearance sitting in the penultimate row by the window was found.

I saw the boy get up from his seat and said lightly:

"No, it won't."

"Yo! Wouldn't it be quite a drag, would it? Sure enough, who befriended whom! I don't welcome students who are in the classroom and whose hearts are soaring! The two of you go and stand outside the door with your textbooks on your heads! Otherwise, you will all fail! The bald associate professor shouted angrily.

So the two of them took the textbook, walked to the door, backed the classroom, and one of them put a copy of "Interpretation of the Criminal Procedure Law" on top of their heads.

"Master, I was miserable by you! Wouldn't you be able to answer such a simple question? Zhang Song whispered and blamed.

"The so-called 'Criminal Procedure Law' is a law enacted in accordance with the Constitution in order to ensure the correct implementation of the criminal law, punish crimes, protect the people, safeguard national security and social public safety, and maintain socialist social order." Lu Yi didn't look at the textbook, but went back to his back door.

"You would?! Why do you want to punish Lao Tzu? Zhang Song said angrily.

"I just want to tell you, don't count on me for this kind of thing in the future, I don't want to have anything to do with you." Lu Yi said seriously.

"No matter! I, Zhang Song, admit death, and Sister Anna will learn one thing in the past few days, that is, 'I don't want you to think, but I feel', since I sang a song "Vegetables Like a Tornado" at the singer contest to worship you as a teacher, then I will recognize you as a master, even if you don't recognize me, I have nothing to say...... "Zhang Song replied.

In fact, Zhang Song does not have to be a teacher, but does not hesitate to grovel for the e-sports club to introduce strong reinforcements, giving people a kind of "As long as you can help you, why worry that I can't bend my waist and bend my waist?" The realm of thought.

"Buzz, buzz, buzz......"

Zhang Song saw that it was a video chat invitation from Junzi, this invitation was sent in groups, and in addition to Zhang Song in the room, there were also Anna and several other members of the e-sports club. He held up the book in one hand and connected to the video with the other.

"Brother Song, can't you come yet? The president's 'rookie trial' competition for Guo Yinzhe will start soon! Junko's whole face appeared in the screen camera and asked.

"It's not that I don't want to come, I'm ready to find an excuse to go to the toilet right away and skip class, who knew that the gutter capsized and was named by the teacher to answer the question...... Now the penalty stand is open at the door! Zhang Song hurriedly explained.

"Is it so miserable? Don't worry, if you can't come, I can broadcast live to you and Sister Anna, it is said that this Guo Yinzhe is Sister Anna's childhood sweetheart, really? Junko asked.

At this time, Lu Yi turned his head and listened attentively, and after Zhang Song found out, he thought for a while and said:

"Well, yes, this person is chasing Sister Anna, but Sister Anna is still hesitating, in case the person surnamed Guo wins this game, maybe Sister Anna will agree, after all, it will be a club in the future, look down and don't look up, when the time comes, some people will not regret the medicine to take......"

Lu Yi knew that the person Zhang Song said was himself, he was unconscious, and took another step towards Zhang Song's side, after Zhang Song saw it, he took another step, and the two of them were like this, as soon as you progressed, I took a step back, and actually walked from the main entrance of the classroom to the back door of the classroom.

"Ahem......" Zhang Song stopped and shouted, "Is it over?" If you don't join the e-sports club, don't want to watch the live broadcast! ”

"If you don't look at it, you won't watch it, it has nothing to do with me anyway......," Lu Yi thought for a while and said.

Zhang Song glanced at the screen, and the figures of the president Feng Xichuan and Guo Yinzhe appeared, one of them used a desktop computer and the other used a notebook, sitting opposite each other, with a feeling that a battle was about to break out. The whole room is bright and spacious, and there are a lot of flowers, plants, succulents, and exquisite artworks and figures.

"Junko, where do you play? Isn't it an Internet café? Why is the environment so good? Zhang Song asked.

"Here? This is Guo Gongzi's 'straw hat flower shop', you see how elegantly decorated, warmly furnished, and pleasantly fragrant, even the female clerks in the store are beautiful and beautiful! Junko kept praising it.

"How can I see the pleasant aroma? Hurry up and let me see if the clerk's cuties are really as beautiful as you say? Zhang Song asked.

However, in the screen, Guo Yinzhe turned the camera and said to the screen: "Hello vice president!" Welcome to the despicable florist! In a moment, I will join the esports club in such a sacred place! ”

"You'd better win our president first...... Good luck, newcomer! Zhang Song said into the screen.

At this time, 'Anna Big Baby' connected to the chat group.

"Is the game starting? It's really boring to lie in the hospital! Cao Anna shouted at the top of her voice.

"Hello beauty, I wish you a speedy recovery! You still need to inherit the mantle of the e-sports club......" Suddenly, the strong and muddy voice of President Feng Xichuan came from the mobile phone.

"Hello President, you must do your best! I'm still waiting to see how you 'educate' the newcomers! Cao Anna said ill-intentionedly.

This command was mixed with a coquettish voice, like a stimulant shot into Feng Xichuan's body.

"Come on! Let's fight! Let's fight! First-year newcomer Guo, I'm going to give you a little color to taste! Feng Xichuan said excitedly.