"You scoundrel! Get out of here!"

With the sound of jingling bells hitting the ground, Yasuo escaped from the office on the third basement floor of the dark base in embarrassment.

"Hey, what a stubborn old man, I think about him everywhere in vain......"

Reaching out and patting the dust on his clothes, Yasuo shook his head, feeling that he was really kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs, and he was too depressed.

"Chief Ah Le, are you here to visit Master Sima Zang?"

Shinichi Yamanaka, who had a long golden ponytail, happened to pass by and greeted Yasuo warmly.

Glancing at Shen Yi's rounded face, Yasuo couldn't help but shrink his neck weakly.

The handsome young man of the mountain family with the jade tree facing the wind and the chic and bright back then has completely changed his shape.

Especially the golden ponytail, which was originally so handsome, so chic and uninhibited, and even Yasuo thought that in terms of the handsomeness of the braid, Yamanaka Shin could rank in the top three in Konoha.

The first place is, of course, the Wind Sword Hero, Hazard!

But now, Jian Hao is still chic, but Shen Yi's braids, with his big face plate, Yasuo can only think of a famous singer in his mind.

"The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are in the Beidou! Hey, hey, hey! ”

......

"Chief Ale, what are you singing?"

"Huh? Did I accidentally sing it out loud? ”

Yasuo touched the back of his head and changed the subject: "You say, will this person become very stubborn when he gets old?" ”

"Why did Chief Le say that?"

"You see, my master is good at everything, he is stingy, he obviously has such a powerful secret technique, but he doesn't want to pass it on, to practice that kind of escape technique, the talent may be one in ten thousand, but I found two good seedlings by chance this time, and I want to introduce them into the master's door, but the master and his old man scolded me, and I feel bitter baby in my heart!"

"Hey, Chief Ale, you are really, Lord Sima's love for your fists, no one in the shadows knows, no one knows, since it is a secret art, it must be taught to you."

"Having said that, I have a smooth stomach and a very regular stomach, and I don't have any talent in that area at all, so what, what ......

Yasuo shook his head and left silently, his back looking a little lonely and lonely.

......

What happened that day was terrible, and Yasuo didn't want to remember it again.

In short, on that day, the place where the story of the Hokage began and ended, in that valley full of legends, visions were repeated.

The geese in the sky flew by, twitched and fell, and the fish in the small river swam past here, foaming at the mouth and sinking to the bottom of the river.

It is not a stunning beauty that creates this spectacle of sinking fish and geese.

It's the two difficult brothers and sisters of Jiaodu and Ghost Chop.

Yasuo knew that Bai Jue's thing would not taste good, and he thought that the two of them would retreat.

But Yasuo underestimated the appeal of the Wood Escape Arcane to a ninja.

"!"

"!"

"!"

With the three arrogant wine orders, Jiaodu and Ghost Slash drank up the white soup, and their fate can be imagined.

Diarrhea, severe diarrhea.

Sorrow flows backwards, and so does excrement.

A few minutes after drinking the white soup, an irresistible flood force burst out.

The outburst was so violent that it ...... The juice overflowed past the toes of the statues of the two great ninjas.

Yasuo is a person with a meritorious heart, and before the yellow water flowed over, Yasuo threw out half a roll of toilet paper from a distance, and then hurriedly ran away.

While running, Yasuo also pretended to shout: "Ah, my stomach hurts, two big brothers, I'll go find a toilet first, and I'll use the rest of the paper myself!" ”

In ancient times, there were Yan Zi and two peaches to kill three soldiers, and now there are Zhuge Suo half a roll of hand paper to kill two forbearances.

The plan may not have been successful, but Yasuo was pleased with his wisdom.

In fact, if it weren't for the pull, Yasuo estimated that whether it was the horn or the ghost slash, he would not let himself leave so easily.

After all, in their eyes, they are the ones who have awakened the secret art of Mu Dun, and they are very valuable no matter what.

Speaking of which, Yasuo's original intention was just to give some gifts to Da Xiaozi and Senile Spot, and Kakuto and Oni Slash were just pond fish that were affected.

Yasuo's conscience was a little uneasy.

Lost in the east, harvested mulberry elm, wood escape secret art is the moon in the mirror, the flower in the mirror after all.

Yasuo planned to give them another fortune to compensate them for another secret technique that was not much weaker than Mu Dun.

But it's a pity that the master and his old man obviously don't have the idea of inheriting his secret technique of pressing boxes.

Although there are some regrets, Yasuo can also understand that even in his previous life, biological and chemical weapons were banned by major powers on the bright side......

Speaking of which, though, it doesn't seem to be the Kakuto duo that is the worst, Yasuo narrows his eyes, remembering a more stubborn old man.

Although he was not sure, after receiving such a blow, the Horned Ghost slashed whether they still had the heart of the Dao, but this did not prevent Yasuo from making some preparations in advance.

He took out his mobile phone: "Hey, Beiliuhu, what I told you last time, in "Ninja Legend", have you done a good job of adding more functions to Ah Jing?" ”

"Oh, it's done, okay, I'll report you the new coordinates, you remember......"

.......

The day of the end of the valley feces disaster.

"Madara-sama, it's not good!"

The Black Jedi dragged the remnants and panicked back to the underground base.

The old man on the futon opened his eyes slightly, and his normal black eyes on a white background gradually faded, revealing a pair of extremely terrifying eyes, which were the legendary eyes of reincarnation.

"What's going on? Konoha sent someone? I knew that the corpse of the shadow clone was not so easy to fool the doorman, but I didn't expect them to come so late. ”

As he spoke, the old man put an orange-yellow vortex mask on his face, and stood up, the broken Warring States armor on his body hunting.

A generation of ninja legends, between gestures, is full of pride and evil, and it is no longer the old and old appearance before.

Seeing Madara Uchiha's appearance of a decisive battle, Hei Jue hurriedly said:

"No, Madara-sama, it's not Konoha people, it's some so-called cult elements, and besides, you quickly put away the reincarnation eye, your current body can't withstand such consumption!"

"Cultists?"

The old man frowned slightly, and said, "Then have you done them?" ”

Hei Jue looked embarrassed and said, "This ...... The enemy is unexpectedly a little tricky......"

"Rubby, you, as the embodiment of the old man's will, actually lost to a group of cultists? Well...... This is? ”

Just when the old man was furious, a drop of unknown liquid suddenly dripped from the top of the earthen wall, hitting the tip of the old man's nose.

Subconsciously, the nose was slightly incited, and the old man sniffed, and his face, which had turned red from anger, turned white in an instant.

"Gott~"

A strange smell hit the old man's nose, and the earthworm mice that he ate at noon were instantly spit out.

"Hurry up and move, this place can't be lived!"

Without the old man's orders, Hei Jue had already hurriedly commanded Bai Jue to tidy up their things and run away, and at this time, the golden juice had already begun to seep down from the top, and it was out of control.

"Don't forget to bring Ah Fei with you!"

The old man lost his eyes of reincarnation, picked up the box of bear biscuits and held it in his arms, and gave orders to Hei Jue while snatching the door......

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It's 3 days before it hits the shelves, and the mood is just like the final exam and other results when I was a student.

Thank you, my loveliest reader, for being so forgiving, and for being a monster for so long, and you are still so elegant and easy-going.

Thank you!

Also, Happy Lantern Festival, Lantern Festival, Tangyuan, I hope you don't think of Bai Jue Mu when you eat~~88~~