Chapter 342: The First Day of Practice (2-in-1)
The three of them wore red, yellow and blue forehead guards on their foreheads, which looked very handsome.
As ninja natives who have never seen the story of four turtles and a big mouse, the four of them don't feel anything wrong with their own looks or ninja code names.
Of course, Yasuo didn't plan to think of himself as a big rat, wouldn't he be eaten by Orochimaru in that way?
"Mr. Yasuo, are you grabbing the bell next? I can tell you, if you hide the bell under the shell, it's a foul! ”
Girls are always a little privileged, and compared to Watergate and Raksha, who are respectful in front of Yasuo, Kushina sometimes shows her naughty side.
Kushina's question was also echoed by the other two children.
Mr. Yasuo's turtle shell actually weighed a ton, and if he put the bell underneath, it would not interfere at all, and it would be difficult for the three of them to take out the bell.
Watergate, who has a higher IQ, is even considering the possibility of digging tunnels from the edge of a turtle shell.
However, Yasuo frowned, and said suspiciously: "Grab the bell?" Who said to grab the bell? Whether it's grabbing the bell or killing it for a thousand years, these are all Konoha old-fashioned tricks, and I never disdain them. ”
"I haven't snatched the bell, nor have I used a thousand years of killing, I'm a serious person."
After a pause, Yasuo high-fived him with his fist and suddenly said, "It must be that bastard from Jiraiya who wrote the content of snatching the bell in it, right?"
Indeed, the teacher tied the student of the opposite sex to the pillar, well, it suited his subject matter well. This hateful fellow, I must teach him a good lesson when I go back! ”
Kushina's mouth opened, wanting to say something, but in the end she didn't speak.
She is more familiar with Tsunade's sister, and she is a relative, and if she is uncle, she is not very familiar, so he should ask for more blessings.
The names of the four Yasuo were a little confusing.
She used to be called Yasuo's big brother, and now she is called Yasuo's master or teacher.
At the same time, she called Tsunade her sister, Orochimaru her brother, and her uncle.
This is probably because some people look old.
However, Jiraiya himself was proud, feeling that he had taken advantage of Yasuo.
In front of the three disciples, Jiang Jiraiya scolded him, and then, Yasuo said with a pleasant face: "Since you misunderstood that you are going to do the bell grabbing trial, you must still be on an empty stomach now, right?" After all, you're all kids who follow the rules, right? ”
"This ...... Hiss-"
As soon as Shuimen wanted to speak, Jiu Sinai stepped on him, and then preemptively said: "Of course, we are all very honest and reliable!" ”
"Well, that's good!"
Yasuo nodded, took out three pieces of cake the size of a pot lid from the system, handed them to a few disciples, and said:
"Don't worry, as a teacher, you won't do that kind of inhumane thing that makes people hungry all morning, everyone must eat enough, eat well, one piece per person, eat all!"
Looking at the smiling Teacher Yasuo, the faces of the three people in Watergate were a little pale.
As a result of following Kushina's battle plan, the three of them came to the Hearthstone Tavern today, full of food.
Even Mizumon, who ate the least, ate two rice balls in advance, and as for Luo Sha and Jiu Sinai, they basically ate more than five hundred taels worth of food.
"You have to eat it all, and you can't leave any dregs left!"
Yasuo dug his ears and sat aside, crossing Erlang's legs.
Hey, it's a self-defeating trick to ask someone for me to play tricks!
Yasuo took a sip of the refreshing juice and shook her head with a slurr.
But it's not that Yasuo deliberately embarrassed them, these three flatbreads were originally planned for breakfast.
These flatbreads are derived from the system and are called "perpetual will sandwich cookies".
It sounds tongue-twisting and unfamiliar, but if you talk about how to get them, you will suddenly realize.
"Perpetual Will Sandwich Biscuit" comes from the rune page of "League of Legends", the future rune of the enlightenment system - biscuit distribution.
Cookie Delivery: Get a Perpetual Will Sandwich Biscuit every 3 minutes until 12 minutes.
Cookies restore 15% of your lost health and mana. Using a cookie permanently grants you 40 maximum mana.
Yasuo didn't expect that this "Perpetual Will Sandwich Biscuit" was so big, several times larger than the Bear Gingerbread, and it almost looked like a pizza.
But it's normal to think about it, bear biscuits are used to spy on intelligence, its essence is a scout, the smaller the scout, the better, the smaller the better, the smaller the less easy it is to be discovered by the enemy.
And the "Perpetual Will Sandwich Biscuit" is a battlefield supply, and the battlefield supply must of course be full.
There are so many big guys in League of Legends, and the biscuits are made to the size of a pot lid, so there's nothing wrong with it.
Objectively speaking, as a recovery supplement, the effect of "Perpetual Will Sandwich Biscuit" is decent, far inferior to the recovery potion.
Since it is to restore the lost health, if the injury is not serious, eating this cookie has little effect.
Only when serious injuries are frequent, eating will recover more.
Similarly, since it is a percentage of health, the higher the total health, the better the recovery effect, and it is not cost-effective to use cookies to restore health to crispy skins with less health.
However, most of the ninjas in the Naruto world are crispy, and the cookies are very chicken.
Moreover, the real world is different from the game, when a person's health bar bottoms out, they are basically in a state of being in a state of wanting to be misty at any time.
At this time, it was understandable to pour him some potion Yasuo stuffed a pot-sized cake into his mouth, which was a little too inhumane.
Maybe the wounded will be choked to death directly, and the original single-digit blood tank will be emptied in an instant.
Despite all these flaws, the "Perpetual Will Sandwich Biscuit" still has a very good passivity.
That is, you can permanently give someone a maximum of 40 mana.
And there is no upper limit.
Theoretically, Yasuo could feed Kakashi cookies all the time, making him a humanoid tailed beast with thousands of kachakras.
However, the cost of "perpetual will sandwich cookies" is quite high, and Yasuo feels that he should not do such boring things.
Under Yasuo's merciless supervision, it took the three children ten minutes to finish the flatbread with difficulty, and they all covered their bellies, looking suspicious of life.
Watergate originally wanted to be a hero to save the beauty and help Kushina share half of the pie, but was also reprimanded and stopped by Yasuo.
Kushina was a little worried about her weight.
But her worries were obviously unnecessary, because ......
"Yo Xi, since everyone is full, then the next step should be to gamble on the cultivation of youth!"
Yasuo waved his hand, then frowned, kicked the grinding Raksha's back, and then silently retracted Jo.
It hurts, it hurts.
These turtle shells were prepared by Yasuo a few years ago, using special steel produced in Mikawa Town, with a special streamlined design, which is enough to resist a B-grade ninjutsu.
Now that he was kicking on the iron plate, Yasuo only felt that his toes were about to break.
However, he still said lightly: "Shuimen and Jiu Xinnai have gone down, just grind and chirp, hurry downstairs!" ”
"Yes, teacher!"
Luo Sha didn't understand at all, the little yellow hair of the water gate could actually carry a twenty-kilogram turtle shell on the stairs on his back, like walking on the ground, and although Jiu Sinai was a little reluctant, he could walk normally with the help of the water gate.
"So I'm the weakest one?"
Luo Sha quickly shook his head, throwing this ridiculous idea out of his mind.
I'm a senior brother, a man who is proficient in the three-body technique of gold coins, how could I be defeated by this difficulty?
Luo Sha snapped his fingers, and gold coins appeared between his fingers, one, two, three......
"Yasuo, you see, ......"
"Look at you big-headed ghost! Come on! ”
Yasuo put the gold coin in Luo Sha's hand into his pocket, and then still drank and ordered Luo Sha to carry the turtle shell downstairs.
The great philosopher Ao Bai once said: "If I don't pay after playing, I won't be a prostitute!" ”
So Yasuo thought: "I took the money and didn't do anything, so it's not a bribe!" ”
With tears in his eyes, he refused the temptation of a bribe for the first time in his life.
found that his sugar-coated cannonball, the sugar-coated was eaten by Master Yasuo, but the cannonball spit back again, and Luo Sha had no choice but to use the second method.
"Magnetic Escape: Gold Crutch!"
With crutches, Rosha was finally able to walk.
"Wait!"
Yasuo stopped Luo Sha: "This crutch is also a whole for the division, I haven't exercised for too long, and the one-ton weight is still a little big, well, a ton is a terrible weight, and the crutch for the division, please be sure to be thick." ”
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Yasuo asked Luo Sha for a gold sand stick, of course, not just to covet that bit of gold, but he really needed a crutch, after all, the kick just now hurt badly on the steel plate.
By the time he got downstairs, Cardo had already woken up.
"Don't cry and be happy!"
Yasuo patted Cado on the head: "Being able to contribute the bonus to the company is a blessing that you cultivated in your previous life, now, go and take out the things you have prepared." ”
Cardo cheered up and went to the warehouse to pull a small cart over.
On the small cart, there were several boxes of Coke neatly stacked, Yasuo pointed to the Coke box and said: "Coke is an indispensable health drink for many elderly people and children, as well as pregnant women who need to supplement nutrition, every day, and the first project of our practice is to deliver Coke to the residents." ”
"It's that simple?"
Kushina said in disbelief, "Is this a D-class mission?" Sounds easier than catching a cat or taking a child. ”
"Not really."
Yasuo shook his head: "Blackwater Company is financially tight, and there is no money to go to the Hokage Building to issue a mission, so your delivery of milk is not a D-level mission, but just a practice, and these colas are considered your training props, and I won't charge the fee." ”
"Alright, young people, get ready to go!"
Yasuo tossed the arm-thin gold dust crutch into the system backpack, and then channeled out of Tamu and sat on his head.
"Huh? Don't you think that the strength of the teacher still needs to walk and practice like you? Yasuo frowned.
"No, no, no! We just didn't expect that Tamu's strength was so great! ”
The children were shocked to see Tammu easily carrying Yasuo and his "one-ton" tortoise shell.
"Oh, Tamu does muscle training every day, it's strong." Yasuo stated a fact.
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And so the first day of Yasuoban began.
As Kushinai said, it is not difficult to deliver Coke, just go to the door and put the Coke in the Coke box outside the house according to the address on the list.
However, when they actually did it, they realized that things are not so simple.
The first stop, the Akido clan.
The Akimichi clan is a big consumer of Konoha Cola, ranking third behind Shimura and Nara.
Until they saw the supply quantity, all three of them gasped.
A full fifty cases of Coke, weighing nearly 500 kilograms, is the amount of Coke that the Akido family will consume for breakfast, and it must be delivered before seven o'clock.
Originally, it was difficult to walk with a turtle shell on his back, and he had to bring at least fifty catties of Coke, and he needed to go back and forth ten times.
This is a very terrible thing, originally Blackwater used pickup trucks to deliver goods, but today it needs to be delivered by the three Watergate with their bare hands.
Also, Yasuo will ride Tamu to keep an eye on them, in case they are lazy on the way, or ask for help.
In this way, in the surprised eyes of the early citizens, three small figures wearing orange martial arts uniforms, carrying stacks of Coke, kept shuttling on the road.
In such high-intensity labor, Jiu Sinai unexpectedly found that although this guy from Watergate looks like a mother, his strength is really great, and it is very durable.
In the end, Watergate was almost the only one who could continue to carry Coke.
And Jiu Sinai and Luo Sha, who lay down earlier, can only make two salted fish that shout 666.
It wasn't until the sun rose in the east that the three children finally finished their Cokes at 6:50.
"Smack!"
Yasuo put away his stopwatch, shook his head, and said, "It's too slow, it took two hours to reach the first destination, and if this continues, we can't guarantee that all customers will drink fresh Coke." ”
Throwing a bottle of Coke to each of the three children, Yasuo said: "This is a sugar-free zero-degree Coke, which is more suitable for you, except that the sugar content is lower than that of Coke in the world, and the content of other ingredients is higher than that of ordinary Coke." ”
Coke Zero, as the name suggests, is zero-calorie and will not make people fat.
This was originally developed by Yasuo to help Master lose weight.
However, after drinking it once, Tuanzang immediately vomited.
According to him, happy water without sugar has no soul, and Coke Zero has a soul.
Yasuo told Master that the concentration of nutrients in this Coke Zero was eight times that of ordinary Coke, and suggested that he think about it again.
Elder Shimura immediately poured sixteen bottles of ordinary Coke in one go, and said, "Now I have twice as many nutrients as yours. ”
Yasuo was convinced, and there was nothing wrong with what the master said.
He is more nutritious and happier than me!
Although he was vetoed by the master, Yasuo still had a batch of Coke Zero for later use.
After all, these guys in Watergate don't have the heroic spirit of the master at first glance.
It is unlikely that they will be bored, but they still have to start with increasing the concentration.
After drinking Coke Zero, the people in Watergate felt that their physical strength had been restored, and they were still a little tired mentally, but their bodies had indeed reached a good state.
"Then next, the Nara family has 600 catties of Coke, the Shimura clan has 1,000 catties of Coke, and there are some other scattered customers, such as 20 catties of the Sarufei family, 25 catties of the Inuzuka clan, 13 catties of the Sifeng Yuan family, and 50 catties of the Tianluo girl's family...... In total, there are still 2,200 catties of Coke to give. ”
After reading the list, Yasuo showed an innocent and kind smile: "Keep up the good work, boys, if you can't finish it before twelve o'clock, but there is no lunch!" ”
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