Chapter 1: New Life

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"Do you have any jobs you can introduce to me?" An emaciated man sits in a hotel and asks a man in a suit in front of him to be given a job.

"I know there's an amusement park that wants to hire a clown, so you can give it a try." The man in the suit said to the emaciated man.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you so much, you helped me solve a big problem, what is your name?" The emaciated man bowed to the man in the suit and asked.

"You're welcome, my name is Miao Yin. I'm glad I could help you. The man in the suit waved his hand at the emaciated man.

"Hey, did you hear that?"

"What? Heard about what? ”

"The red hood, it's the red hood that carried out the arson, don't you know that it's so big?"

"Ah, red hood, how can you not know that there is such a big movement?"

"Have you heard of that legend? It's that the red hood is not a person. Rather, a pale ghost. ”

"I really don't know."

As the emaciated man left the bar, he heard a few drinkers near the door. The emaciated man looked back at the back, Miao Yin was still drinking, and the two drinkers were still talking.

"Hey, hey, white-skinned skinny monkey, hey, don't sleep, hey, it's time to go." A strong man woke up a man with green hair and pale skin.

"Hey, hey, how many times have I said it, please call me a clown." The pale man bowed to the strong man in front of him in a posture that he thought was elegant.

"I don't care what your name is, we just want you to catch up. Don't get in the way of our plans. The strong man turned to the clown and said. The clown shrugged and put on a weird mask on his hand and stepped out of the school bus.

"Lie on the ground and don't move." A strong man in a mask burst into the bank, rifle raised, pointing at everyone in the bank.

Several strong men walked into the vault, and a strong man who was watching the crowd outside stuffed a bomb into the mouth of a bank manager. At this time, several strong men in the vault had already killed each other in the vault until only one person remained. The one came out of the vault. As the survivor of the Battle of the Vault passed by the manager.

The bomb in the manager's mouth exploded, killing the survivor, and the money bag in his hand was blown away, and the caretaker who was outside walked into the vault again and took a few more bags of money.

The survivor walked out of the bank, and with a "bang" a gunshot, the caretaker was shot dead. The man who had gone up to the roof of the building to cut off the circuit picked up all the money.

"Thank you for helping me get the money." The survivor who had been killed got up and walked behind the strong man with the money bag, and the strong man threw the money bag to the ground with a pain in his shoulder.

The survivor removed the mask, revealing a pale face. The clown took off the pit bag in his hand and threw it away, got up to pick up the money bag, and the clown boarded the school bus.

"Oh, this game is starting to get interesting." The clown, who was driving the school bus, looked at the approaching police car behind him, and the clown made a sharp turn and boarded a bridge.

"Woohoo, the game of flying cars has begun." Clown: Before the bridge is raised, Joker's school bus successfully leaps to the other side.

"Oh, little pudding, you're back." A pale-skinned woman with a red and blue ponytail walked up to the clown and said excitedly.

"Oh, Halli, Halli, honey, how many times have I said don't call me Little Pudding." The Joker said as he looked at Harley. After that, he went to a couch and lay down.

"Hey, the one over there, go count the money, hurry." Hallie said to her little henchman.

"Oh dear you're back, do they like your show?" In a humble hut, a woman with a big belly asked with concern when she saw that the emaciated man who had come out of the tavern had returned.

"They seem to think my jokes are a bit outdated." The emaciated man began.

"Oh." The pregnant woman began to keep her head down and go about her business.

"Oh? What do you mean? ”

"No, nothing"

"Yes, you have, you're saying, 'Oh he hasn't got a job yet, what are we going to do to buy a house and raise a baby?' That's what you mean."

"Oh my god I just said ······"

"You think, you think I don't care about you, oh my God, you know, I was alone on stage telling jokes, and no one in the audience was laughing, no one. I'm sorry, I'm sorry baby. ”

As he spoke, the emaciated man lay on the pregnant woman's lap and began to cry bitterly.

"I'll try it again tomorrow. Trust me, I'm sure you'll be happy. The emaciated man choked up. The pregnant woman didn't say anything, just stroked his head.

"How can this be done?" The next night, the emaciated man reappeared at the bar, and Miao Yin was not seen in the bar. At this time, the emaciated man drank cup after cup.

"Hey, what's going on?" Two men sat down next to the emaciated man.

"Oh, I was rejected once, and I wanted to give my wife happiness, but now it seems that I can't achieve it." The emaciated man smiled self-deprecatingly and said.

"Oh, no, we can still do that, did you work as an assistant in a chemical factory before?" One of the men asked.

"Yes, but one time I got fired when I took the wrong bottle of reagent." The emaciated man said.

"You must know the security there." The man continued, and the emaciated man nodded.

"Come and see this." A man opens a suitcase containing a red-hooded mask and cape.

"You bring this, no one will recognize it." The man continued.

"I'll see you when I need to think about it." The emaciated man then left the bar.

On the second day, inside the bar.

"Do you still need to think about it? You can get $20,000 just by taking you down, what else do you consider? The man who had given the red hood to the emaciated man said to the emaciated man.

"This, this." Just as the emaciated man hesitated, two police officers came out of the door. Then he called the emaciated man out and said:

"I'm sorry to tell you that your wife died at home due to childbirth, and the child in her womb did not survive." A police officer said.

"I'm very sorry, please mourn, you can go and see your wife, of course, if I were you, I would go and have a drink first, there is no hurry." A police officer said.

"I'm joining." The emaciated man sat down at the bar in despair, and the two men looked at him and smiled.

"Hey, you're not mistaken, are you? Are we really not going to be discovered? The emaciated man asked the two men.

"If you're not mistaken, we won't be discovered." A man said.

"Hey, what are you doing, stop it." A guard shouted at the trio. "Bang" The guard was shot in the head. But the gunshot attracted something more terrifying after all, "Batman"

"You, don't leave me." The emaciated man exclaimed as he looked at the two who had fled. At that time, Batman was still chasing the emaciated man.

Just as he was about to be chased, he jumped into the chemical pool below, and Batman lay on the guardrail, looked at the chemical waste barrel below, and then left to chase the two men.

But at this time, at the exit of these scraps, an emaciated man in a red cloak and a red hood stood up in the midst of these scraps, which made his skin ache like a fire, and gradually his hair turned emerald green, his skin turned pale, and his face was always with a strange smile. Like a clown.

"Oh, that feels terrible." The emaciated man took off his hood and cloak, revealing the purple suit outside.

"Hahaha" The clown's reflection on the water saw his current appearance, and immediately began to laugh wildly.

"I don't have to say anything now, just stand on the stage and they start laughing." After a burst of laughter, the clown begins to "compliment" his appearance.

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