Chapter 158: I don't produce water, I'm just a porter of Taishang Laojun

The reliable young man is naturally Guo Dalu, he arrived at Tiannan at noon, and after getting off the plane, he went around all the way, and finally arrived at Pantuozi Village before the evening. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

Only now did he understand the specific concept of Pan Hui's sentence "My hometown is a bit remote" - it is accurate to replace "a little" with "want to be", "ten" or "super".

Originally, according to his plan, he first sneaked into Pantuozi Village at night, and then took the opportunity to marry the villagers of Pantuozi Village collectively to marry and rebel, and then distributed the "Immortal Sigh" potion as the messenger of Taishang Laojun, and finally called it a day and returned to school.

However, now that he met Tan Xuan from the medical team, he decided to adjust his plan temporarily.

"They are reluctant to receive treatment because of their superstitious belief in the Great Witch God, so now I will treat them in the way of others, and pretend to be the chief messenger of the Taishang Laojun to send them an antidote......"

Guo Dalu looked at Tan Xuan's expression of "you are funny", explained casually, and then waved his hand, "Then let's go our separate ways." ā€

Tan Xuan listened to Guo Dalu's explanation, although she still felt out of tune, but at least it was an idea, and this black light was blinding, and there were vicious dogs hidden in the shadows, so a team could take care of it.

Besides, although the two labels of "reliable" and "sense of security" were torn off by this young man, the judgment of "not like a bad guy" is still valid.

"Young man, wait a minute!" Tan Xuan hurriedly stretched out his hand and shouted, "Since everyone has the same purpose, it is better to act together." ā€

"Okay, let's go together. Guo Dalu agreed.

Tan Xuan thought secretly: "Yes, yes, he is a very good talker." Then I heard the other party ask, "Sister, are you afraid of the dark?"

Tan Xuan: "How do you speak, sister, I have spent the night in the morgue, I will be afraid of this little darkness...... Eh, whose name is Big Sister?"

Guo Dalu nodded, "Then second sister, you must be afraid of dogs." ā€

"Who is afraid of dogs, who is your second sister?" Tan Xuan glared at Guo Dalu angrily.

"You don't let me call the eldest sister, the young lady sounds indecent, so I made a compromise on my own initiative, also out of polite considerations. Guo Dalu said seriously.

Tan Xuan: "......" listens to his explanation, it seems that the "second sister" is really reasonable, ahh

"Second sister, how long has your medical team been here?" Guo Dalu suddenly asked.

"I arrived two days ago," Tan Xuan replied subconsciously, "Don't call me second sister!"

"Oh yes, have you communicated with the villagers, and what do they say?"

Tan Xuan Khan, "...... You better call it Second Sister...... The villagers were completely uncooperative and threatened to burn our cars and tents. ā€

"That's right," Guo Dalu touched his chin and pondered, "Don't you notice anything wrong?"

"Whatever is wrong, it's just that the faith is a little extreme. Tan Xuan said.

"No, no, this village has produced famous college students, and they are in our school, so no matter how extreme they are, they will not be extreme to the point of violent resistance to treatment. ā€

"Then what do you mean ......"

"Second sister, have you ever heard of such a thing as lowering your head?"

Tan Xuan: "......" is here again.

"The head-lowering technique is also a kind of witchcraft, which can be used to resolve grievances, reconcile interpersonal relationships, and can also control other people's mental consciousness and harm other people's bodies through 'releasing Gu'. "Guo Da Lu led the way forward and popularized science," the ancient head descender used this method to control the princes and generals, and the modern head descender used the head descending technique to control some dignitaries, rich people and celebrities...... I guess you've heard this kind of rumor, second sister, right?"

"Well, that's all fake. Tan Xuan was a little lacking in confidence, and after thinking carefully about what had happened in the past two days, it seemed that there was no such possibility.

"Who knows?" Guo Dalu looked up, "This seems to be the home of the village party secretary." ā€

"What are you going to do?" Tan Xuan was curious.

Guo Dalu shook his head, stood at the door for a while, didn't know what he was thinking, and after three minutes, he said, "It's done, the next stop, the village chief's house." ā€

Tan Xuan: "Hey, what are you going to do?"

"If you want to complete the task, just follow me," Guo Dalu's tone was no longer hippie smile, "To be honest, even if you take the sample back, you won't be able to study anything, they are not sick, but poisoned." ā€

Tan Xuan was stunned for a moment, feeling that this young man's tone was so serious that it was a little irrefutable, and his aura was no longer synchronized with just now, so he weakly "hummed" and silently followed him from house to house.

I don't know how many I walked to, and I saw him stop suddenly, as if he was talking to her, and as if he was talking to himself, "All the influential ones are done, and I will come and distribute the medicine tomorrow." ā€

"Done, what, what, what medicine?" Tan Xuan was puzzled.

"You'll know tomorrow, let's go back first. Guo Dalu said and turned around and returned the same way.

Tan Xuan hesitated, but still followed, her thinking was a little chaotic now, and she felt that she was being led by this young man. But out of a woman's sixth sense, she felt that the young man's wave was credible.

"Second sister, then we'll see you at the head of the village tomorrow. After leaving the village, Guo Dalu returned to his true character of comicism.

Tan Xuan glanced at him, and before he could say anything, the young man had already disappeared into the night.

Tan Xuan returned to the tent, still thinking about the young man, always feeling that he appeared very abruptly, and his behavior was also very strange, and what was even more strange was that he actually followed him from the beginning to the end like a demon, and finally forgot the purpose of entering the village.

Slowly fell asleep with all kinds of questions, woke up the next morning, washed up quickly, chewed a croissant, and then rushed to the village without saying hello to anyone, carrying his "universal box".

When Tan Xuan saw the young man again, a mouthful of old blood almost didn't spray on the young man's face.

I saw that the young man had changed his neat image from last night, holding a bamboo cane, stepping on mango shoes, wearing a Taoist robe, carrying a wooden sword, with a shawl and long hair slightly raised, and a wooden gourd hanging from his waist.

Tan Xuan: "What are you...... Which one does Zhong Kui catch ghosts?"

Guo Dalu smiled: "How is it, my equipment is okay, isn't it? Haha...... When an ordinary imp sees my equipment, he will probably be scared to death directly. ā€

Tan Xuan complained: "It's almost the same as dying of laughter." ā€

Guo Dalu haha, and then waved his hand, "Enter the village." ā€

Tan Xuan actually regretted it a little, she didn't want to enter the village with these two goods, Lu Su was so normal that one person's head was opened, and these two goods would be directly killed by the villagers, right?

At this point, it doesn't seem good to retreat temporarily, so it's better to let him attract firepower, and he can just take the opportunity to collect samples or something.

However, what happened next directly shattered her three views.

As soon as the young man stepped into Pantuozi Village, the village cadres of Pantuozi Village led a large number of villagers out to greet him, and everyone's expressions were enthusiastic and respectful, excited and awe-inspiring.

Tan Xuan turned into a black face in seconds, and three question marks popped up on her head.

"What the hell is this thing called?"

At this time, Guo Dalu, who was standing near an ancient well, began his preaching.

"Taishang Laojun and his old man learned that the villagers of Pantuozi Village were punished by the Great Witch God, and he was very unbearable, so he sent Tai Bai Xing to intercede, and finally the Great Witch God looked at Taishang Laojun's face and agreed to lift the punishment for you in advance!"

Guo Dalu is talking nonsense in a serious way.

Tan Xuan lowered her head, feeling that she was about to commit embarrassment.

"The immortal is right! The Great Witch God gave me a dream last night!" the village party secretary shouted at this time.

"I've dreamed of it too!" the village chief responded.

"And me!" the deputy director continued.

......

For a while, all the cadres and villagers in the village stood up to confirm the incident, and the villagers were immediately overjoyed when they heard this.

Tan Xuan: "What?!"

"In order to relieve everyone's suffering, Taishang Laojun specially sent the poor road to bring the water of goodness......"

Guo Dalu said and threw the gourd on his waist into the air, and then the gourd hovered in the void.

This hand immediately shocked the villagers present!

Tan Xuan was also stunned on the spot, this special effects investment is at least more than five cents.

"Now that the potion is being distributed, everyone should quickly go home and bring half a bowl of water, and by the way, notify other neighbors to come and get the medicine. Guo Dalu commanded.

Then the villagers went home to fetch water and call for people, and after a while the villagers returned one after another and brought their neighbors.

Guo Dalu instructed everyone to line up to put the bowl under the hanging wooden gourd, and then waved his hand slightly, the body of the wooden gourd tilted slightly, and the inside began to drip down the "water of goodness" drop by drop, one drop after another.

The villagers who received the potion immediately drank it all and began to vomit as much as they could.

"Ahh

"Whew!"

"Whew!"

......

The village resounded with the sound of vomiting.

"I'm all right!" the villager immediately shouted happily after vomiting.

"I'm all right too!"

......

"I'm all right too!"

"The potion works!"

......

And then......

"Ahh

"Whew!"

"Whew!"

......

"I'm alright!"

......

Tan Xuan, who had already turned three hundred and sixty degrees in the air, turned two pairs of sideflips in the air, and then walked up to Guo Dalu with a blank face and asked, "This potion...... Is it you, boiled?"

"No!" Guo Dalu shook his head, "I don't produce potions, I'm just a porter of Taishang Laojun." ā€

Tan Xuan: "......" really wants to experiment with stabbing people 222 times in a row, but the knife avoids his critical scalpel basic skills?