Chapter 21 The brother-in-law who was taken away
The voice was like a heavenly sound, shocking like a heavenly rainbow, Li Hongji only felt that his flesh and bones were numb, his heart was itching, and he was very comfortable. It's not that Gao Guiying's voice is so loud or sweet, but that gentle salutation has made him feel like it, and he wants to be that strong, itchy and crispy in his heart.
Li Hongji took away his hands, and glanced at Gao Guiying's small mouth with some nostalgia, especially the grandeur on his chest, and his eyes burst out with a greedy gaze, like a hungry wolf, only to feel a burst of itchy hands.
Rubbing his hands, Li Hongji strode away, went straight to the window, opened a window suddenly, his right hand was as fast as lightning, grabbed a backward black shadow, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "Hmph~ Dare to disturb Lao Tzu's good deeds, Lao Tzu has to beat your peach blossoms, do you know why the flowers are so red?" Why is it so glamorous? ”
This series of movements is as fast as thunder, flowing smoothly, smooth and natural, the whole process is only a few breaths of time, Li Hongji caught a "little thief" who ruined his good deeds, just wanted to beat him first, out of the depression in his chest, as if the other party felt that Li Hongji wanted to beat himself, and hurriedly begged for mercy, and whispered his identity.
"Don't, brother-in-law, it's me. Brother-in-law, be merciful, your own people, your own people, don't do it~! ”
"Who's your brother-in-law? Who is with you yourself....? Li Hongji's voice stopped abruptly, he woke up from the edge of indignation, realized who he had arrested, smiled evilly, and just wanted to threaten the other party, the other party's voice of submission came.
"Brother-in-law, don't make a noise, don't misunderstand, brother, I don't mean anything else, it's to send you something good, it's definitely something that every man craves, a must-have thing for travel and home~!"
Li Hongji suppressed his shouting, did not reveal the identity of the other party, and felt a little funny in his heart, since this Gao Yigong knew that he was about to become his brother-in-law, he pestered himself every day and mixed up. No, often learn to speak on your own, make some modern discourse, some advertising words.
However, even if his brother-in-law was ruined a good thing, Li Hongji was not in a good mood, he didn't plan to let go of the other party, he still grabbed the other party's clothes, and the upper body had already leaned out, the two were very close, and threatened in a low voice: "Okay, I knew it was you kid, said, where did you go today?" I ran very fast and avoided a drink! ”
The two of them were talking in the dark, and Gao Yigong's flattering voice sounded: "Brother-in-law, where did I escape?" No, it's for you to find something good, you really misunderstood me. ”
"Misunderstanding you? Okay, even if I misunderstood you, what about things? What about the good things you found me? Take it out and take a look~" Li Hongji doesn't believe it, because of the relationship for many days, Gao Yigong has learned badly, slippery and slippery, thief!
"Hey, brother-in-law, you let go first, it's not convenient for us to talk like this, isn't it? You let go of me, I can take out that good thing for you, right? "There is no danger of being beaten for the time being, and Gao Yigong has regained his flamboyant nature. More precisely, it is to learn and sell now
Li Hongji thought about it, and then took Gao Yigong forward, the two were still in the night, changed one hand, and grabbed each other's collars: "Okay, this won't get in the way, you can take out something like that, right?" ”
After that, Li Hongji secretly said in his heart: "Xiaoxiao, you still want to play this game with me, Lao Tzu is more thief than you, this is all leftover from Lao Tzu!" ”
There was silence in the dark, Gao Yigong didn't move, Li Hongji was anxious, but there wasn't so much time to spend here, the so-called Spring Festival was worth a thousand gold, today was a candle night in his cave room, seeing his brother-in-law playing a war of attrition with himself, he only felt funny, his heart moved, he thought about it, and threatened again: "Yigong, if you don't explain honestly, I will call your sister and hand you over to her to deal with." When the time comes, don't blame your brother-in-law for not giving you a chance, hehe... As for the consequences, with your sister's temperament, you know it~! ”
Although Li Hongji couldn't see the change in Gao Yigong's expression, he obviously felt a slight tremor from the palm of his hand, and he knew that this kid was his sister who could restrain him. As soon as the words fell, Gao Yigong's words immediately came: "Okay~ Brother-in-law, count you ruthless~ I admit it~!" ”
Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of rustling in the darkness, it was obvious that Gao Yigong was rummaging for something, Li Hongji smiled evilly in his heart: "Hehe, let your kid destroy my good deeds?" Even if it's my brother-in-law, I always have to pay some price~"
Soon, Gao Yigong stopped rummaging, and then a thing was handed to him, with the help of a weak candlelight, Li Hongji vaguely saw that it was a small bottle, almost without any hesitation, unceremoniously snatched it, and asked in a low voice: "What is this?" As for making it so mysterious? ”
If there is light, you can see that Gao Yigong raised his middle finger with disdain, his mouth did not dare to be disrespectful, and responded in a low voice: "Brother-in-law, you are closer, I will tell you in a whisper, if my sister hears it, you must beat me with my skin and flesh~!" ”
Li Hongji didn't believe it, he didn't take it to heart at all, and while playing with the little bottle, he still leaned in, wanting to see what tricks his brother-in-law wanted to swipe?
Soon, Li Hongji heard Gao Yigong's cautious voice: "Brother-in-law, this is the good thing I just told you, a must-have for a man's travel home, I secretly borrowed it from him while Erniu came to drink the wedding wine today~"
Hearing this, Li Hongji scoffed, and said secretly in his heart: "Huh~ What did you borrow?" Obviously, it was stolen while others were not there, and it was strange and nice. However, I like it, and it's nice to have a brother-in-law like that! ”
Although he thought like this in his heart, Li Hongji was still interested, and asked curiously: "Oh~ What is it?" actually let you go to such great lengths to steal from Erniu's house~ Oh no, it should be by the way. ”
Gao Yigong was a little dissatisfied, but he still hit him with a sycophant, and then said: "Brother-in-law is wise, and he came by the way." Brother-in-law, I once heard Erniu say that the things in this small bottle are absolutely high-quality, which can be used by both men and women. After a woman takes it, no matter how chaste she is, she will be promiscuous and please men! ”
As soon as he heard this, Li Hongji, who had a little gangster in his bones, suddenly became excited, and said secretly: "Damn~!" It's really a must-have for men's home travel, it's a god~! Just in time, I can try it tonight! ”
Thinking of this, Li Hongji laughed so hard that his mouth cracked, feeling that his brother-in-law was doing well, and when he was about to let go, Gao Yigong whispered again: "Brother-in-law, this thing should be used with caution!" Listening to Erniu, this thing must be diluted, and if it is tightly a drop, it can make a bull breed with more than a dozen cows. ”
Li Hongji suddenly felt speechless, what did this brother-in-law steal? Which is the essential medicine for men's home travel, it is simply the veterinary medicine prepared by Erniu, which is specially used for the breeding of beasts. If a person takes it, he will not be able to swallow the sun ***** and die, and the result of a woman can be imagined!
The more I thought about it, the more I was afraid, the more I felt that my brother-in-law was unreliable, if he and Gui Ying really used it, the two of them would not have to work until dawn until they were exhausted, ***** for a while, Li Hongji only felt that his little heart was pounding, and his back was sweating.
However, Li Hongji still put away the small bottle, let go of his brother-in-law, and remembered the big beauty, only then did he remember that he had wasted so much Spring Festival and so much money!
"Okay, Yigong, you go, I won't tell Gui Ying about you lying on the root of the window. However, you also have to take care of your mouth~ Otherwise, hehe......"
As soon as he heard this, Gao Yigong couldn't help but pout, and said secretly in his heart: "Why are you letting me go?" It's clear that you have received good things, and you want to shut my mouth and not let my sister know your dirty thoughts! ”