Chapter 80: God and Man Are Reproductive Segregated
"It's been a long wait, it's been a long wait." Xi Anyu put on a hat and a mask, and found Renomiya Li and Hayama Huang at the café on the bustling street at the exit of Liangcun.
Fortunately, the two of them did not look impatient, the Onmyoji is a species that can cultivate wherever they go, and the higher the cultivation level, the more patience should be given to ignore the environment.
It's just that meditating in a café seems very incomprehensible.
"You're so slow." Li Gongli symbolically complained about Xi Anyu, and then asked: "Is it cool?" ”
Xi Anyu: "What's cool?" ”
Ligongli: "Your new TV and speakers. ”
Xi Anyu: "It's very cool, do you want to come to my house to cool it too?" ”
To be reasonable, if it weren't for the face of the money, Xi Anyu would be in the shrine. And in order to go out today, I wasted a conversation with Hua Shan Qian, who came home from school, and Qing Dengzi, who finished cultivating.
The two little girls, when they heard that Xi Anyu was going to "run errands" with Ligongli, they made a fuss about going together.
But today it's not to kill ghosts, and the shrine is also going to be open, so how can there be no one at home?
So one person and one by one, let them calm down and practice well, so that everything is right.
"Okay, since the god of Xi'an is here, let's go back to Yinyangliao." As soon as Yushan Huang saw Xi Anyu coming, Li Gongli went to gag with him, which was very unpleasant.
"Let's go." Li Gongli looked like she couldn't wait to bring Xi Anyu home.
Xi Anyu nodded: "Then let's go quickly." ”
He also wants to go home and show a movie to cool off.
……
Renomiya Li and Hayama Huang came to Xianyu Shrine by car, and there were not many parking spaces near the urban village, so Hayama Huang parked the car at a nearby supermarket, and it took a while to walk over.
Li Gongli didn't want to go that far, so she asked Yu Shanhuang to drive the car to the entrance of the village by herself, and she got into the car again.
As for the time when Yushan Huang went to drive, Ligong Li was naturally with Xi Anyu...... Chatted.
When Hayama Huang learned the fact that he was only a driver now, the expression on his face gradually distorted.
Even Xi Anyu couldn't stand it anymore, "Li Gongli, are you too ruthless to treat this big brother like this?" He watched Yu Shan Huang cross the red street light to the end of the road, and then unhappily kicked the leaves on the ground, but somehow he almost fell, and stabilized his body after splitting a fork in the air and turning over a heel fight.
Then he added: "He's pretty good at splitting in the air." ”
Li Gongli also saw the scene when Yu Shan Huang couldn't vent, and laughed out loud, and then clasped his hands to his chest and said, "If I don't be cruel to Yu Shan Huang, he will be endless." ”
"You know, this person has been chasing me for three years, and I either explicitly rejected him, or hit him in another way, and he just became more and more frustrated, making me want to run away." Li Gongli shook her head helplessly.
"That's good, this man is dedicated." Xi Anyu casually picked a word to express his appreciation for Yushan Huang.
"Bullshit." Li Gongli scolded with a smile: "Licking a dog can't be housed!" ”
Xi Anyu: "Wow, you're a bit like a shrew scolding like this." ”
Li Gongli didn't care at all, she rolled her eyes, and counted the deeds of Yu Shanhuang little by little: "You said that this Yu Shanhuang chased me, but he still always played tricks, and he directed and acted as a hero to save the beauty, have you heard of it?" I was chatting with a customer, and he poured cold water on the side, have you heard? Squatting at the door of my apartment in the middle of the night to ask me for forgiveness, have you heard? I'm going crazy. ”
"Then it seems that there is something wrong with this big brother's way of thinking." Xi Anyu made a sympathetic voice, and then asked Ligong Li, "Then what are you going to do if he keeps being like this?" ”
Li Gongli sighed and shook her head: "What else can I do, see who can't hold back first." ”
Then she rolled her eyes and said, "Then how about you accompany me to act?" ”
"What's the play?" Xi Anyu was excited, and quickly analyzed Ligong Li's intentions: "You won't let me pretend to be your boyfriend and go to line up with Yushan Huang, right?" ”
Ligong Li was slightly surprised: "Eh, you know." ”
Xi Anyu tilted his head: "You please be smart, let's not talk about the reproductive isolation between God and man, I can't afford to provoke the big brother who chases you." ”
Li Gongli's eyebrows furrowed slightly, then leaned on the street lamp, raised her head to look at Xi Anyu, and opened a yellow cavity with Xi Anyu: "Reproductive isolation is good, I won't get pregnant, there are many ways to play"
Xi Anyu instantly turned his head back, and then turned back to the front, "But how can women have fun games." ”
Li Gongli raised her eyebrows again: "You are already a mature god, you should learn to do it all." ”
Xi An Yu said righteously: "That's too troublesome." ”
Li Gongli was stunned, "Then you are really lazy." ”
Xi Anyu does not deny it.
Speaking of this, Li Gongli took the opportunity to ask curiously: "Eh, by the way, you are so powerful, how many years have you been cultivating?" ”
She asked, "It stands to reason that with your ability, you should be a famous god." ”
Xi Anyu stretched out two fingers: "More than two years." ”
Li Gongli obviously didn't believe it: "Cut, don't say it." ”
Xi Anyu innocently: "Really, just two years." ”
Then he looked at the horizon, and at dusk, the enormous, unspeakable thing with tentacles connecting to the earth seemed to be drifting in the wind, and added, "But I may be a little different from the other gods." ”
Li Gongli raised her eyebrows: "Then you say, what's the difference." ”
Xi Anyu continued to look at the indescribable things in the sky, and said, "I can see things that ordinary gods can't see, and I don't know what those are. ”
"Hmm!" Li Gongli nodded, and cooperated with Xi Anyu to talk nonsense: "Then you say, what did you see." ”
Xi Anyu pointed to the sky, the indescribable thing, and said, "Look, there is a disgusting big meat ball hanging in the sky there, and a bunch of tentacles are hanging under the meat ball, which is connected to the ground. ”
Li Gongli smirked: "Then have you investigated the thing you said?" ”
Xi Anyu was stunned: "That's not true, because I feel quite dangerous, and I can stay away." ”
Then he said: "Moreover, I only learned yesterday that I am quite strong, I used to be very self-aware, be a salted fish, and don't cause trouble." ”
Ligong Li: "No wonder your name is Yu Anyu, and you have a name called Salted Fish Shrine." ”
She continued: "And you're not funny at all. ”
Xi Anyu didn't deny it, nor did he defend it, anyway, he felt that Li Gongli wouldn't believe it.
At this time, a matte black Subaru BRZ roared and stopped in front of the two, and then Yushan Huang got out of the car, went around to the co-pilot, opened the door, moved the co-pilot position forward, raised his chin slightly, and said to Xi Anyu: "Xi An Yushen, you get in the car first." ”
The Subaru BRZ is a three-door sedan sports car, and although there are seats in the back seat, the small space is not for people.
Looking at Yu Shan Huang's meaning, it seems that he wants Xi Anyu to sit in the back seat.
This big brother is really scheming!