"When did Konoha weddings become popular?"

Mito Menyan looked at Fuyue, who was playing a game of eating apples with Mikoto on the stage, and couldn't help but shake his head: "If you think about it carefully, it seems that it started with the wedding of Sakushige Hagi, it's really vulgar!" ”

"Huh!"

There was a sneer in his ears, and Mito Menyan frowned, and then he remembered that the wedding of his old classmate Shimura Danzou was also in the same style.

At that time, Shimura Danzo and his new wife Chiyo, under the help of the master of ceremonies, performed a game of banana bungee jumping, which was amazing.

"You should also take care of this atmosphere, the originally solemn wedding has become a farce!"

Menyan pointed to the old lady who was taking off her dentures and began to snort her chicken wings and said, "Don't you feel ashamed to think about the atmosphere of the first generation and Mito-sama at that time? ”

"Ahh

Although Uzumaki Mito is 80 years old, his ears are still good.

She snorted the chicken wings, poured a small cup of orange water with her gurgling, and said, "The wedding between me and Zhujian was presided over by the second grandfather, and the two of them also prepared a lot of interesting games, but they are not as imaginative as today's young people!" ”

"Mito-sama is right, times are always evolving, come on, you can eat more!" Chiyo picked up a Coke winglet and placed it on her plate.

Mito smiled: "Hehe, you really deserve to be a good daughter-in-law of Konoha, Chiyo-chan, you are getting more and more mature, I still remember the first time I saw you, you were still as big as the girl biting apples on the stage." ”

"Aunt Mito, you too, your health is getting better and better, and you can eat two bowls of rice!"

Chiyo and Mito are like a harmonious mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, telling some interesting stories about the past.

The bedside Koharu was a little unhappy.

I dedicated my life to the village, so to speak, I married Konoha, but because of a small mistake, I lost a few dispensable ninjas and was forced to go into the wilderness.

Until now, he has only earned the position of an honorary adviser, and he has neither the right nor the burden of his own.

On the contrary, it is Chiyo, who has been an enemy of Konoha for the first forty years of his life, and now he has become the woman of the first elder of Konoha, which is really jealous.

Especially in the atmosphere of a wedding, it is impossible to say that you have not regretted being single so far, if there is no way, who wants to be a leftover woman for more than 50 years?

It's really low and can't be looked down on, and the high one hasn't climbed, and it's just a hundred years old when you turn around.

To be objective, Zhuan Xiaochun's appearance was also online when he was young.

It's just that as a disciple of the second generation of Hokage, she has a very high spirit, and she can't look down on her if she is not a dragon among people.

At that time, Mito Menyan was also one of the suitors of Koharu, but this person was too ordinary to get into her eyes.

In fact, at that time, Koharu's favorite was the Uchiha mirror.

Born into a wealthy family without a frame, strong but gentle, it is really the standard template for Prince Charming in the minds of every girl.

Zhuan Xiaochun tried to confess, but unfortunately he was ruthlessly rejected.

It was also from that time that Koharu had a deep resentment towards the Uchiha clan.

In fact, if Tuan Zang can take off the disguise of not being close to women as soon as possible, Zhuan Xiaochun feels that he can't consider him.

At that time, Tuan Zang was also a handsome guy who made people blush, but he seemed to be unapproachable, never talked about love, and there was no possibility of starting at all.

So the men who can meet her requirements, in Konoha are only the autumn road to take the wind and the ape to fly the sun.

Akido tori is the first pass for obvious reasons.

Although Sarufei Hizap is a little more lustful, but after all, he is the son of Sarufei Sasuke, a doctor of ninjutsu, and it is not impossible to think about it, but ......

Turning to bed, Koharu glanced at the half-aged and charming ape flying Biwa Lake, and his heart was mixed.

It's really weird, when I was young, I was obviously no worse than the little like Lake Biwa and Chiyo, how could I be pulled away so much when I was fifty or sixty years old?

These two mothers-in-law look more than ten years younger than themselves!!

But it is clear that he is massaging his face with medical ninjutsu every day, supplemented by his own medicinal materials, why do he look older than them?

If Koharu knew how many Estéran Maskes Yasuo presented to her master every year, she might not have such doubts.

Yasuo gave Master enough masks to cover his face, twice a day, all year round, and more for his wife, and at the same time to give it to Sarutobi Lake Biwa.

The more Xiaochun thought about it, the more angry he became, he found a way to talk, and said in a gloomy voice: "Tuanzang old classmate, you are now a double harvest in career and love, but it's a pity that ......"

"What's the pity?" Tuan Zang dug his nostrils and answered noncommittally.

"I'll just say that, don't be angry with you and Sister Chiyo, it's just a pity that you don't have the crystallization of your own love, it's really ......"

Zhuan Xiaochun's tone was full of regret, as if if if there were no children, the marriage of the two of them would be like a curse.

"Koharu, ...... you said this?"

Mito Gate Yan understood, pretended to complain to his companion, and then said to Tuan Zang with concern: "Tuan Zang, I heard Koharu mention that he has been in the ...... recently. Well, there's a new development in the study of that cell, and if you want to have children, you can actually ...... Ah~~um~~"

Tuan Zang neatly stuffed a big chicken leg into Mito Menyan's mouth, and said lightly: "The old man has a beloved disciple Yasuo to retire to the end, you two old immortals should think about what happened after you!" ”

……

"Koharu, what cells are you studying? Is it so amazing? ”

The speaker was unintentional, but listened to it intentionally, Uzumaki Mito put down the wings of the chicken, and asked curiously: "Tsunade, that child, is still thirty years old and still not married, this is going to be an old girl, I am really sad to death." ”

"Uh...... This one...... It's just some ordinary cells, and they're still very immature, don't listen to Menitis and his nonsense. ”

Although the decision to develop intercolumnar cells in the early years was discussed by everyone, if it is really known to the outside world, the person who was blackened is undoubtedly himself.

"Speaking of which, monkey, why don't any of your three disciples have any offspring? The imps of the Uchiha family are going to the front. ”

I have to say that talking about the marriage and childbirth of juniors has always been the favorite of the elderly, even if it is Tuanzang.

He hit the ape with his fat elbow, raised his eyebrows and said, "You are a person who has sprouted new sprouts from an old tree, how can you hide it from your disciples?" That white-haired little ghost has been married for two or three years, and he has no output at all! ”

……

When the finale, the crystal honey garlic spicy pork ears were served, it also heralded the end of this wedding banquet.

Half-drunk and half-awake, Fuyue was helped into the cave room by his men.

Jiraiya proposed to go to the corner of the wall, and was unanimously supported by everyone, and even Uchiha Tatsumi nodded again and again, smiling evilly, completely ignoring brotherhood.

Yasuo, Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, and Tatsumi Uchiha, when these people are going to listen to your corner, you will have a hard time guarding against them.

Fuyue's guards were no different from those of papier-mâché, and a few of them easily sneaked into the corner of Fuyue's bedroom.

After waiting quietly for more than ten minutes, the room was very quiet, and Uchiha Tatsumi couldn't help but whisper: "Fuyue, this kid shouldn't be asleep, right?" I think he drank a little too much. ”

"No, this guy looks like a grape drinker, but I can smell it, in fact, most of it is Coke!"

"Oh, it's the boss of Yasuo, you can smell the coke."

"I didn't say that."

"Jiraiya?"

"It's not me, either."

"That's ......"

"It's the old man!"

Everyone looked up, and Elder Tuanzang was lying on the roof and walls of the room.

His body, like Zach, spread out in a flat surface that almost encompassed the entire house.

Elder Tuanzang's bronze bell-like eyes were blazing, and he said, "This is the old man's ninja amoeba battle, you don't need to panic." ”

"Chen, can you see what's going on inside?"

"I'm not white-eyed, our Uchiha's eyes don't have such a nasty function."

The windows of Fuyue's house were all closed with curtains and locked, so that everyone could not see the situation inside.

Suddenly, Mikoto's crisp voice sounded inside: "Fu Yuejun, don't ...... like this"

"Oh?" The crowd pricked up their ears.

"Fuyue-kun, you can't ...... there"

"Don't, don't!"

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

"Lost—"

"The Heights are lost!"

"I said you can't go there, don't fight, you're still grinding and chirping, you really can't take it!"

……

At noon the next day, Yasuo yawned and finally got up.

What happened last night was so stupid that I actually listened to him play the rank all night at the gate of Fuyue.

According to calculations, last night Fuyue was killed by about forty-five singles, seventy-two team battles, more than 300 exchanges with teammates, and more than 100 times by Mai Trin's hammer on the head.

It seems that the birth of Itachi God is full of ups and downs, who would have thought that Mikoto Uchiha, who seems harmless to humans and animals, is actually a star player?

But what makes Yasuo the most strange is that Orochimaru, who has always been in a semi-secluded state in Konoha and has always been in a state of seclusion, seems to have developed an extraordinary interest in Fugaku's private life.

If it weren't for Orochimaru's insistence, Yasuo wouldn't have helplessly eavesdropped on Fuyue playing games until dawn.

After lunch, Orochimaru found Yasuo again.

He was wearing a long white robe, and said a little absent-mindedly: "Yasuo-kun, shouldn't we visit the Uchiha clan in the afternoon, as a return gift for the banquet, I prepared a delicious mung bean cake." ”

Yasuo stared at the pair of vertical pupils and said seriously: "Orochimaru, tell me honestly, do you have any intentions for Fuyue?" ”

"Huh?"

Orochimaru was taken aback, and immediately returned to his usual appearance, and said, "How come, I'm actually not very familiar with Fu Yuejun, but it's just ...... It's just a courtesy, yes, that's it! ”

Yasuo observed Orochimaru's expression suspiciously, nodded and said, "It's better to be like this, I know you're interested in the body of the Uchiha clan, but it's immoral to do so, you know?" ”

"Huh? Interested in the body? Fugaku? ”

Orochimaru showed a strange expression, and even slightly gagged.

He shook his head and said, "Don't worry, it's absolutely impossible to be interested in Fuyue!" ”

"That's fine."

Yasuo nodded and took out a box of brain black gold, "If you really want to go to the Uchiha clan, help me bring some gifts, the son of the previous Chen was born, and I gave a lot of DHA, but I don't think it's safe, you and I will give this to him, and I will let that child eat it!" ”

……

In the end, Orochimaru's plan to visit the Uchiha today did not come to fruition, and Tsunade came to the Hagi house with Hokage-sama's orders.

The old man Ape Fei didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong, so he actually wanted to convene a meeting of three disciples, and Yasuo had to listen.

This is a very strange thing.

Seriously, it has been ten years since the ape flying class officially gathered, let alone asked Yasuo to observe.

When he came to the Hokage Building, Yasuo found that it was not only the old man Sarutobi, but also his old enemy, Koharu.

Ape Fei Ri is lying on the swivel chair playing mahjong, the young lady who wins a game is the kind with one less dress, and the old bed Xiaochun is sitting on the other side with a red face.

After winning three games in a row, Ape Fei Ri turned off his mobile phone with a spring breeze on his face and said hello to the four people.

"The purpose of calling you here today is mainly to give everyone a free marriage and childbirth check-up, don't worry, it's completely harmless."

Ape Feiri lit a dry smoke gun, swallowing clouds and spitting mist, while saying: "Although it is said that the talent of a ninja is inseparable from the cultivation of the day after tomorrow, the genes of excellent ninjas are also very valuable, and several of you are excellent ninjas, so it is necessary to do relevant examinations."

Oh, Tsunade I know what you're going to say, of course I believe in the medical level of Konoha Hospital, but for the study of human cells, I think you are definitely not as good as the honorary advisor of Koharu. ”

Tsunade pursed her lips helplessly, for the study of the degree of cells, it is indeed her blank, but ......

A few friends focused their eyes on Orochimaru......

Orochimaru stood up with a frosty face: "My body is very good, as for cell testing, this is personal privacy, and I will not accompany it." ”

As he spoke, Orochimaru slammed the door and walked out.

"This ......"

Although Orochimaru has never listened to his teacher's orders very much, on the surface, it seems that he still respects his teacher.

At least it's not like that guy from Jiraiya, who stinks old man long and stinky old man short at every turn.

Orochimaru, who has always been good-tempered, actually made such a move, obviously out of control of his emotions.

Ape Fei Ri took the dry smoke gun, put on the hat of the Hokage, and said embarrassedly: "It's just a routine pre-marital checkup, is Orochimaru misunderstood something...... There is no privacy involved. ”

"I'm not afraid to reveal my privacy."

Yasuo spread his hands and said, "But I'm afraid of injections, so I leave!" ”

Saying that, Yasuo also got up and shook his head and left, this old man is really inexplicable, whether Lao Tzu is married or not, whether he has eugenics or not, what does he care about.

Tsunade and Jiraiya also ran out: "Let's go and persuade Orochimaru, Sarutobi-sensei, you wait for us!" ”

In the blink of an eye, there were only two big eyes left in the office.

Zhuan Xiaochun shook his head and said, "Hokage-sama, with all due respect, you are too indulgent to your disciples. ”

"Ahem...... These rebels are really ...... Hey, what are we going to do next, or ...... like this?"

Ape Fei Ri suddenly took out two carefully prepared test tubes, each containing a small handful of hair.

He lowered his voice, his eyes looked around, and finally said the true purpose of today: "That's the case, there are two specimens here, please Xiaochun you test it, pay attention, be sure to keep it secret, and you must not leak the news!" ”

Asma should almost have reached the age of entering school, a few days ago, Ape Fei Ri Slash gave him a test of the chakra attribute, and the result was that the wind attribute was the mainstay, and the fire attribute was supplemented.

Such chakra compositions are very rare in the ape flying family.

Originally, Ape Fei Ri Slash didn't think much about it, until the day before yesterday, Tuan Zang diligently showed him his new ninjutsu - Wind and Fire Combined Ninjutsu Whale Oil Wind and Fire Bomb.

Tuan Zang said triumphantly: "When the old man read "Romance of the Five Kingdoms", he made a bold ambition, and the old man of Zhuge Village's wind and fire combined ninjutsu will one day be able to develop it, and now, the emperor lives up to his wishes!" ”

And the dry smoke in the ape Feiri's mouth fell to the ground, and there were huge waves in his heart—could it be that Lake Biwa also went to the third cave to study for graduate school?

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"Sir, are you awake?"

On the distant Miaomu Mountain, the toad immortal who had been sleeping peacefully suddenly broke the bubbles on his nose and woke up.

The Shima Immortal, who had been guarding the side, stood up in surprise and turned around to call the Fukasaku Immortal.

"Chima, wait a minute." The Toad Great Immortal suddenly spoke.

"Please, sir."

"I'm hungry!"

The Toad Great Immortal is not a real immortal and also has to eat, so every time he wakes up, he will be very hungry.

"This ...... I'm afraid the food in the village lately may not be to your taste. "The way of the Zhima immortals is difficult.

"Are there any new varieties of insect sashimi?" The toad immortal licked his tongue.

"It's not insect sashimi, it's something like this......"

The Zhima Immortal handed a cup of Coke, a bear biscuit, and a fried toad to the Toad Immortal.

"Phew! What the hell is this! ”

The toad immortal tasted a mouthful of Coke and almost choked to death, so he hurriedly put it aside, tried the little bear gingerbread again, and spit directly on the ground.

Only the fried ones are quite acceptable.

After eating something indiscriminately, the toad immortal frowned.

"What do I want to say......" The toad fairy stretched out his claws, touched his wrinkled head, and leaned against the wall in a daze as if he was about to fall asleep again.

"Oh, yes!"

Just as a pair of eyelids were about to close completely, it suddenly opened its eyes, "Zhima, you can help me get some good tea from under the futon, there are guests coming." ”

When the Zhima Immortal endured the dust and musty smell, and reluctantly brewed the tea leaves that the Toad Great Immortal had hidden for many years into tea, the Toad Great Immortal nodded, and said, "Sure enough, it is still a familiar taste, old friends will like it, Zhima, you leave first, I will talk to old friends." ”

"Old friends? Sir, do you mean ......?"

"Don't ask, you go down first."

……

"It's a toad pill, only when you're here, you can smell the smell of the past......

Not long after the Shima Immortal left, a light purple chakra gradually condensed in mid-air, and in the blink of an eye, it turned into a strange man holding a Zen staff.

"Long time no see, feather coat...... Still no entity......"

The two cups of tea placed in front of the desk floated, one fell in the hands of the toad immortal, and one fell on the feather coat, that is, the Zen staff of the six immortals.

"A taste of a thousand years ago."

The toad immortal made a gesture of please, and then took a sip of tea.

"When you're dead, let's have a good chat down here, Toad Pill."

"Hehe, I haven't lived enough, and I don't dare to go to a place like the Pure Land of Bliss."

"That's all the power of reincarnation, sooner or later you can't help it, if you can't continue, give up."

The Six Dao Immortals waved the Zen staff, and the cup fell into his hand, but he didn't have the slightest intention of drinking, "Long story short, how much do you know about the village founded by Indra and the descendants of Asura?" I need intelligence there. ”

"Huh?"

The Toad Great Immortal said suspiciously: "You are the Six Dao Immortals who founded the Ninja Sect, how can you not know the situation of a Ninja Village?" ”

For most of the past thousand years, the Toad Great Immortal has been sleeping, but it knows that although this old friend of theirs claims to be dead, he is a great model worker who has done his best to keep an eye on the ninja world all the time.

If he said that he had spied a little bit of the future in his dream, then the six immortals who founded the Ninja Sect controlled the present.

"That village...... It's a little weird, it seems to be obscured by some evil force. ”

The Six Dao Immortals were actually lying, and his power of insight was not only frustrated in Konoha, but the Toad Hidden Village in Myoki Mountain was actually becoming more and more difficult to penetrate.

However, this kind of thing is such a thing as monitoring Toad Hidden Village, although it is tacit, it is not suitable to say it publicly.

The Six Dao Immortals pondered their words for a moment and said in a deep voice, "I want to know what happened in that village...... That change has affected the Pure Land of Bliss, affecting the balance between the two worlds. ”

"I'm afraid I can't help you with this, as you know, I sleep too much and I don't have a good memory, but I can tell you something."

The toad immortal took another sip of tea leaves, and said lightly: "My original dream is gradually blurring, I don't know what it is, but on the original picture that indicates the beginning and the end, there is a blue object that is always sliding around, like a fly lit on the buttocks, and it can't stop at all."

At the same time, he will also make a voice like 'Hasa', 'Haza' and 'Haza' with an unclear meaning. ”

"'Haza'?"

"Sometimes it's called 'Hazard,' and I don't understand what it means, but I think it's probably about holding back the hatching of destiny......

Alright, Feather Coat, that's all I can help you, I'm sleepy......"

In the empty toad hall, only the old toad, whose eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and an old and haggard sigh: "I hope it's just a little more worry, Toad Pill, keep that necklace...... When necessary...... Ruin it......"

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