018 Man's Fiasco
Everyone has a different body odor, which is determined by genes and the parasitic flora on the body. The more vigorous the metabolism, such as the height of summer, the heavier the body odor will naturally be. So, what does it taste like to gather hundreds of people with a strong metabolism in a closed compartment?
Wang Heng has the memory of traveling far away in a hard seat, so today, when this green train is halfway down, he feels that he can still hold on.
Until the flight attendant told everyone that the air conditioner was broken.
Then the smell of the 100 people in the car began to mix and ferment, and it became more and more intense. Adding fuel to the fire is that there are many people who can't stand the stuffiness and take off their shoes, allowing the more impactful foot smell to steam......
The brown-faced aunt opposite Wang Heng even pulled her thin flesh-colored socks after taking off her shoes, and then put her feet on the empty seat next to him - just half an hour ago, Wang Heng was still a little happy that there was no one sitting next to him; At this time, this happiness has been crushed by the aunt's uninhibited uninhibitedness.
He closed his eyes and tried to hypnotize himself, but soon gave up in despair of trying.
Wang Heng reluctantly found his laptop and played Minesweeper - this computer only has its own small games, and he was busy writing code to make money before, so he didn't have time to download it.
Suddenly, an even stronger smell of instant noodles wafted from behind. He sniffed and muttered, "Laotan sauerkraut......"
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Wang Heng and Han Yixuan didn't know that the two were actually boarding the same train.
But Han Yixuan is in the soft sleeper car, so naturally there is no chance of a coincidence. And more importantly, the girl is not alone. Her mother took annual leave and planned to send her daughter to school, and she must see with her own eyes what the school is like and what the living environment is to rest assured.
The trip was nearly halfway through, and the night was late. The mother slept peacefully on the lower bunk, but the girl on the upper bunk suddenly woke up.
Han Yixuan touched the corner of her forehead and found that she already had two drops of cold sweat.
"How am I ...... What's going on? β
In the dream just now, she saw Wang Heng again. But this time, the protagonists of the dream are no longer two, but three. Wang Heng's side has an extra strange girl. The girl seemed to be more petite and cute than herself, but her face seemed to be covered with a light veil, and it was not real to see.
The girl in the dream put her arm around Wang Heng, and her laughter was as crisp as a silver bell. As for Wang Heng, it seems that he did not resist such an intimate move, and it seems that the relationship between the two is ...... Needless to say?
Then Han Yixuan woke up.
After waking up, the girl understood that the scene she had just seen was just a dream, but she still couldn't help but feel a little flustered.
She picked up her phone and saw a Q message she received two hours ago, from her best friend Song Xiaoxia.
[I'm already at school. God, you can never imagine how desperate it is to pedagogical universities. There are too few handsome guys and too many beautiful women!! γ
Han Yixuan smiled, but gradually, the smile became a little bitter.
She replied: "I haven't arrived at school yet, but the University of Finance and Economics should be about the same. It's okay, I'll go to the polytechnic school to find a handsome guy in the future. γ
After sending the message, Han Yixuan planned to continue sleeping, but who knew that Song Xiaoxia actually replied in seconds: [Haven't you slept yet? γ
[Not yet.] γ
[Let's talk about it......]
Looking at these words sent by her best friend, Han Yixuan seemed to see the familiar scene of her holding her arm and coquettish. She sighed, took her mobile phone and quickly typed out a line: [If you weren't so thin-skinned when facing boys, you would have taken off the list a long time ago. γ
Song Xiaoxia: [You little girl are embarrassed to talk about me? ] You're not single too! γ
Han Yixuan was speechless for a moment. The hands holding the mobile phone trembled slightly.
She remembered the dream she had just had.
After a while, the girl replied angrily: [I won't talk to you anymore, sleep! ] γ
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At ten o'clock in the morning, Lu Qi came to the door of the airport security channel. The ticket was at half past eleven, so the boarding time was quite sufficient.
After going through security, she had to get on the plane alone. But she wasn't alone on the way to the airport. Behind her, there were three men who were no younger than herβall of them were Lu Qi's former subordinates.
It stands to reason that the transferred boss will not be sent to the airport by his old subordinates. But Lu Qi's case is an exception. The three old subordinates obviously wanted to say something to her, but they held back all the way.
"That's it," Lu Qi turned to look at them, "Thank you, we'll see you later." β
One of the three, Xiao Liu, the ghost envoy asked, "What if there is no fate?" β
"Then it's gone, what a big deal. Besides, if you want to contact me online, but first of all, I won't deal with bugs for you, that's your job. β
At this time, the other man finally made up his mind, took two steps forward, and whispered, "I have something to tell you, can you take two steps over there?" β
"Xiao Zhao," Lu Qi squinted and smiled, "If you have anything to say, say it to your face, in front of everyone." Don't be mysterious. β
The man known as Xiao Zhao looked back at the two colleagues and gritted his teeth.
It takes a lot of courage to say those words in front of others. But if you think about it carefully, if you don't talk about it today, then I'm afraid you won't have a chance in the future......
Xiao Zhao lowered his head and said, "Sister Lu, I like you!" β
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"it!"
Behind him, two male colleagues were amazed. But none of this matters, only ......
After being silent for a few seconds, Xiao Zhao didn't hear any response, and couldn't help but feel a little flustered. He raised his head and saw Lu Qi staring at him playfully, and in addition to surprise, there seemed to be a sense of banter in his eyes.
So Xiao Zhao was even more flustered.
Lu Qi cleared his throat and said, "You should know that I am very opposed to office romances. β
Xiao Zhao tried to save: "But you're not here at the headquarters anymore, and you're not in the same office at all!" β
"Uh-huh," Lu Qi nodded, but there was no agreement in his eyes, "but we are all employees of Penguin." You can't deny that, can you? β
"I ......"
"None of us who write programs like to make things hazy, so let's put it this way, your strategy was wrong from the start."
Xiao Zhao was stunned: "Strategy? β
Lu Qi sighed: "Confess directly, this strategy is the stupidest." Unless you are handsome, it is basically impossible for a girl to promise you. Looking in the mirror, do you think you are Guanxi or Yanzu? β
"None of ......"
Xiao Zhao lowered his head in despair. There is no doubt that today I am facing another fiasco.
Lu Qi patted Xiao Zhao's shoulder with a big grin and said, "It's okay, life is like this, if you fail more, you will naturally succeed." In the future, if you have a girl you like, let me tell you, you must first make sure that you have a high enough favorability before confessing, understand? β
Xiao Zhao replied with a sad face: "Understood, Sister Lu......"
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