When he returned to the door, the sound of a carpenter banging came from inside.

Lena and Linya looked at each other, revealing doubt.

Have you ever heard of the lack of furniture in the house, where is the sound of the carpenter knocking?

When they entered the house, they found that it was not the carpenter who made the sound, but the owner of the house.

……

To be exact, I kind of regret it now.

Although it was counted in one fell swoop, it was too rash to agree, and he didn't take into account his own situation at all.

Appointment...... What the hell is this weird thing, bastard!!

There was a rumbling in my head, and this thought flashed, and I was stunned for a long time before I fell to my knees weakly and burst into tears.

Think of our dignified alliance elder, the prince of the elf clan, one of the twin stars of the continent, known as a man like the god of songs, a labyrinth killer, a beautiful wife with three national colors and fragrances, and is the biggest public enemy of men in the dark continent, and has been secretly scolded for many years "harem men die" dangerous people.

Now, looking back, I find that even though I got so much, I still don't know what dating is.

It means to know, but what to do, zero experience.

Maybe in the past, there have been a few memories that are very similar to dating, but this kind of thing is completely different from the two sentences "Let's find a place to stay for one night today" and "Let's stay at a love hotel today".

It's so sad, it's really sad, is it that today, I have traveled to another world, and the curse of Singles' Day and the Legion of the Dead is still lingering?

So, there is the current scene.

"Brother...... What are you doing? Lena's soft voice came from behind her.

"Oh, Lena, are you back? Great work. ”

After a few knocks, I turned my head, wiped the sweat from my forehead, and smiled at Lena.

"That's ......"

I didn't have any scruples about telling the two girls what I had said to Tia, including the plan to make her mature on a date.

Anyway, it's not like to do anything with a weak heart.,Let's help others and understand it.,Whoever expands the harem is going to die!!

After listening, Linya and Lena glanced at each other and showed a meaningful tacit smile that I minded very much.

"What's wrong? Laughing so weirdly. I asked, tilting my head.

"No, it's nothing, so what do you mean, Brother Wu, are you talking now...... Preparing for tomorrow's date? ”

Linya chuckled and shook her head, and after a change of subject, she asked in turn.

"Yes and no."

I touched the sighing stubble on my chin inscrutablely, staring at the half-finished product in front of me.

"To be exact, I regret it."

"Huh?" Linya and Lena let out an exclamation.

"What is dating, I have no experience at all, and I was too hasty to say yes." After a pause, I replied honestly dejectedly.

Having said that, wouldn't it be inappropriate to say, "I have no dating experience at all," in front of my wife who has been married for many years?

"Didn't my brother date Sister Linya?"

Lena, who always has a quiet and peaceful smile, also showed a surprised expression, looked at Linya next to her, and then looked at me, as if she couldn't figure it out, there are already three wives, and she doesn't even have dating experience?

I knew I would surprise everyone by saying it.

"It's not that I don't have similar experiences, it's just that ...... How do you say it? It's different from what we're looking for. I scratched the back of my head and glanced at Linya.

"I see......" Lena thought for herself.

"It's a pity that it's set for tomorrow, if you have enough time, you can practice it first, and Sister Linya." As she spoke, Lena Xiaonizi looked at Linya next to her slyly, obviously taking revenge on what had just happened.

"I ...... I also don't have experience. ”

Linya glared at Lena helplessly and lowered her head shyly.

Although he said that he was married to Brother Wu, he ...... But if you can go on a date alone for a day......

Thinking about it, Linya's gaze was stunned.

Looking at Linya's gradually changing expression, Lena snickered on the side, but her mind couldn't help but start thinking about the word dating quietly, and from time to time she seemed to think of something shy, and a faint layer of beautiful blush floated on her snow-white and clear cheeks.

Soon, however, the sound of the beating continued to sound woke the two girls awake.

After glancing at each other, they both found that a blush on each other's faces had not faded, and they understood that they were thinking about the same thing just now, Lena and Linya couldn't help coughing lightly, pretending not to see it, and no one made fun of anyone.

Only then did the two girls remember that their initial questions didn't seem to have been answered.

"Brother, is there any connection between what you just said and what you are doing now?"

Lena looked curiously at the drawer, or cabinet, that was about to take shape under a burst of knocking.

"That's a good question."

I slammed a nail down and replied.

"As long as you make this drawer according to the description of the [Qi Tianlie Encyclopedia] left by your grandfather, and then take the time machine inside to go back to the past, you can solve it with a qiē."

"Brother Wu, calm down, there must be other ways to solve it."

After listening in a daze, Linya showed a crying and laughing expression, and Lena also nodded her head on the side, showing concern.

Obviously, a certain stupid person is too flustered, and his mind doesn't know which world to drift to.

"Don't worry, I'm calm now."

Holding the hammer in my hand, I announced loudly.

"It is precisely because I know that it is impossible for this world to store such a thing as a zài vending machine, so I didn't bother to find the time machine inside in vain, and decided to make one myself."

The brain is getting messy and getting worse!!

Lena and Linya couldn't help but complain in their hearts at the same time.

"Actually, my brother doesn't have to worry about it at all."

Lena seemed to think of something, and slapped her little palm.

"What's that saying?"

"Brother think about it, although Tia is lively and active, but her mind is very delicate, since the request for a date was made by her, then, she must have a plan, isn't it?"

"Oh, that makes sense."

I stopped what I was doing, and the more I thought about Lena's words, the more I thought it was.

Although she is a little girl, in my understanding, Tia is indeed a delicate and thoughtful girl.

"A word to wake up the dreamer, Lena, I love you to death."

The word "dating" made of reinforced concrete, which was pressed on my heart, fell apart under Lena's persuasion, and I couldn't help but put my arms around Lena excitedly and rubbed her cheek again and again.

It is worthy of being my sister, the future heir of the Alliance Great Elder, who is smart.

Somehow, Lena immediately blushed and squirmed in my arms, and Linya looked at her and pursed her lips and snickered, which made me very puzzled.

Really, when you replenish your sister's power, aren't you more embarrassed to do those things? I've never seen this little girl blush like this, what's going on?

To hell with the time machine!

Kicking the drawer that was about to be made loose, I walked outside with a messy plank on the floor.

"Don't waste any of this wood, it's just right to make a Hell's Fighting Bear's clipboard, I'll be out for a while, and I'll be back soon." After saying hello to the two girls, I hid in the jungle and banged again.

You say it's easy for us to be bears?

Everyone said that the little wooden sign on the Hellfighting Bear, which never seemed to end, was the eighth wonder of Camp Rog, but who knew that behind this miracle, there was the back of a hard-working carpenter who was silently hammering.

Just like the Great Wall of China, just like the pyramids of Egypt, these miracles are all forged by countless sweat, blood and tears.

Except for Carlos' rose sugar.

Forget it, tell these people, they don't understand, real men, no need to explain.

……

Early the next morning, Veras, who had already learned about the situation, prepared a handsome dress for me, a white silk shirt with a well-fitting black vest on the outside, a bit like a tuxedo on the inside, and a pair of straight black trousers on the bottom, which can not only outline the adventurer's strong physique lines, but also lose the elegance of the aristocracy, and also put on a beautiful robe outside.

Looking in the mirror, my first feeling was that it was a bunker, and sure enough, people rely on their clothes to be beautiful...... Ahem, what, all in all, as long as we have good clothes to wear, we can also find some brightness in our passer-by-level appearance.

Arriving at the door of the Mage Guild, Tia's figure was already hovering there.

is also a change from the previous sexy and wild dress of animal skin bandeau and super shorts, this little girl wore a light red dress.

Oh oh oh, the first time I saw Tia dressed like this, I almost didn't recognize it.

"Hey, how's it going? Fanfan. ”

Tia pinched the corner of her skirt a little shyly, turned it in front of me, and asked with little confidence.

Isn't this kind of dress too cute, and it doesn't fit you?

Tia was a little uncertain in her heart, since she was a child, it was the first time for her to wear this kind of light and fluttering, bound clothes, if it weren't for the surrounding Hradik uncles and aunts, highly recommended, claiming that she would definitely capture someone's heart immediately, Tia couldn't muster the courage to put it on.

"Beautiful!"

I racked my brain, and I only thought of these two words.

Although the elegant dress conceals the enthusiasm, liveliness and wildness of a desert girl on Tia, it also adds a soft and quiet intellectual aristocratic lady's atmosphere, as if she has changed into a person, which makes people shine.

If you wear it like this, you really look a little more mature than yesterday.

I looked left and right, nodding my head constantly.

"Eh, hey, I'm very happy to praise people like this."

The expression of appreciation on her face was more real than any verbal compliment, Tia smiled brightly, just made a gesture to fly over and hug her, as if she thought of something, stabilized her body, changed to a broken step, moved to the front gracefully, stretched out her little hands to hold them together, and then raised her head slightly, met my curious gaze, and smiled shyly like a hundred flowers.

If you want to do it, can't you still do it?

I sighed once again, Tia's gait and demeanor just now were definitely not something that could be learned temporarily, and it seems that although the Heradik tribe has been trapped for thousands of years, they have never given up the etiquette teaching of their little princess.

"Today's Fan Fan is also very handsome."

Glancing up and down, Tia's pretty face flushed slightly.

"Uh-huh, don't you mean that I don't usually have a handsome place?" I snorted in feigned displeasure.

"I usually have it, but today's Fan Fan is even more handsome."

"Even if you can talk, let's go, what is the dating method today, I am here, let you toss."

I asked a little nervously, afraid to say something like "Eh, I don't know what to do" from Tia's mouth.

"Don't worry, I've already planned it."

Tia confidently patted her chest and reassured me, which made me breathe a sigh of relief.

"Let's go now!"

As he spoke, he couldn't wait to pull me and stride out.

It's a day, and while there's still plenty of time, Tia can't wait to turn a second into two.

"Hey, wait, this direction is ......"

The appointment was pulled by Tia, and after walking for a while, I suddenly realized.

Isn't this the way to the camp teleportation array? Could it be that Tia wants to stage a "romance of love" with me in the experience?

"Where are we going?"

Seeing that I was pulled into the teleportation array by Tia, my brain was confused, and I didn't know what medicine was being sold in this little girl's gourd.

"Hey, hey, Fan Fan will find out soon."

Tia smiled mysteriously, and then a magical white light enveloped the two of us and teleported us into the unknown.

My eyes flickered, and when I saw clearly again, a strong white light pierced me, and I couldn't help but squint.

It's so warm.

This is the first reaction.

From the grassland climate where snow is about to fall, suddenly to a dry and stuffy place, the body quickly accepts the temperature signal from the outside world, and feels a burst of warmth and comfort, but it quickly transforms into a scorching heat.

Even with my eyes closed, I knew where I was being taken by Tia.

In the places with memories, the only place that can feel such a climate is the desert land of the Western Kingdom.

The destination turned out to be the Western Kingdom? Could it be that this little girl wants to take me to her house to play, what kind of date is this?

Although the mystery was revealed, I was even more confused.

Then he was pulled by Tia for a while, and walked around the city of Lugoin.

"How did you come up with the idea of coming here for a date?" I finally couldn't help but ask.

"If you don't come here, where do you want to go?" Tia, who was walking ahead, looked back at me curiously, as if my question was strange.

"I think it's good to be in camp too."

After thinking about it, I replied, look at the camp, although it is winter, and the ground is yellow and yellow, there are also many bright spots, such as going to the tower of the black wasteland, the monastery and cathedral of the Taimo Heights, or going to the misty forest to fight little monsters or something, or to go to talk to Sister An, talk about ideals, and talk about life.

Of course, if you don't dislike it, it's not bad to go to the bar in Adventurerland, have a glass of ale, brag or something......

Me: "......"

As I relived these thoughts in my mind, I realized how innocent I really was.

I'm sorry, Tia, I'm such a useless guy, but luckily you had a plan this time, and if you had followed my pace, the date would have become one of those boring things just now.

"Fan Fan doesn't understand romance too much."

For the first time, I was taught by Tia's condescending teaching, without the slightest temper......

In fact, the main reason why Tia is reluctant to set a date in the camp is because there are too many acquaintances in the camp.

Just imagine, if you suddenly meet an acquaintance halfway through the date, say hello, and even be messed into by some guys, how dissatisfying, dating is a matter of two people, and a third party is never allowed to insert it.

The so-called guys are -- for example, Beya's little girl, or Beya's little girl, or Beya's little girl.

"You little girl......

After a moment, Beya already had an extra jam bread in her hand, and she took a big bite of happiness.

Not just this one, but bought twenty in one go, and the rest were all stuffed into her inventory, seemingly as a reserve snack.

Seeing her like this, I couldn't help but think of the first time I met Tia.

At that time, the Heradiks were not yet free, and I remember Tia telling me that her wish was to be able to eat lots and lots of fruit, and fish, and there was a food called jam bread in the book, and she wanted to try it too......

It seems that the original sentence was not a lie, this little girl really liked jam bread.

"Hey, hey, the jam bread is delicious, Fanfan can eat it too."

I thought she would take one out of the inventory and give it to me, but I didn't expect this little girl to be so stingy that she handed over the half-bitten bread she had bitten, just intending to let me eat it.

Looking at the bread in front of me, I hesitated.

Truly...... It's tempting, though I can't tell now, whether it's the white and fluffy bread with bright red jam that is attractive in color, or whether it's the cute tooth marks and the girl's saliva on it.

This is already an indirect kiss, right?

After hesitating for a moment, I still stretched my neck slightly, and took a bite on the bread, Tia handed the bread over, it must be a natural action, and there was no strange idea, if I had too much heart, it might hurt the little girl's pure girl's heart.

"How's it taste?"

"It's okay, it's okay."

I nodded desperately, the hidden meaning of this sentence was that it was okay, the taste was normal.

As for why the word "normal" should be emphasized for a single loaf of bread, please think back to the "gift" that he brought back to Lal Sanjoko seven years ago when he first returned to camp from Rugoin, and there is a "good" memory of bread.

"Fanfan~~Fanfan~~ here."

As soon as I was distracted, Tia next to me had disappeared, and when I heard the voice, I saw her squatting on the edge of a stall, waving her hand to call me over......

In the next chapter, it will reveal a secret story that is unknown in dark history, but affects [heavy dà], uh-huh~~