It's really weird, and a group of people can't say why in the end.

"Could it have anything to do with this mulberry, you see the water in the pond is about to turn purple." A tourist saw a lot of purple-red mulberries on the water, so he made such a guess.

"Brother, you don't usually fish, do you?" As soon as he finished speaking, a tourist next to him asked.

"How do you know?" The man asked rhetorically, a little strangely.

"If you fish a lot, you won't say such a thing, telling you that mulberries are the best bait, and the fishing effect is very good." That tourist continues to popularize science. This person Liu Junhao is more familiar, he is a senior fishing friend, and he has to drive to Liujiagou to fish every three or five days.

"Isn't it, mulberries can fish?" The man looked at Liu Junhao with a face full of disbelief, obviously hoping that the "expert" would clear his doubts.

The tourists all turned their heads to look at Liu Junhao, and many of them had heard about it for the first time and felt very strange.

"He's right, mulberries can be fished, especially big fish." This problem naturally does not bother Liu Junhao, he often used mulberries to fish when he was a child, and once caught a grass carp weighing more than four catties. In fact, not only mulberries can be fished, but also tender corn kernels, sunflower seeds, edamame, pumpkin flowers, etc., he has tried, and the effect is no worse than the specially made bait.

"What are you looking at here?" It's being discussed. Liu Wuye's voice came from outside. He and the old bull head were still carrying half a bag of feed in their hands, and they were originally going to feed the chickens in the chicken farm, but when they saw a large circle of people here, the two old men thought something was going on, and they also came to join in the fun.

"Old man, you're finally here, and we still wanted to find you just now?" As soon as they heard his voice, several tourists immediately became excited and explained things clearly in a few words. In their opinion, Liu Wuye is more authoritative than Liu Junhao, after all, the age is there. There is also the fact that they have all heard of the glorious deeds of the old man flying fork and catching turtles, although they have not seen it with their own eyes, but "the name of the person, the shadow of the tree", this old man is definitely not an ordinary person.

However, they were disappointed, Liu Wuye looked around the pond for a long time and finally shook his head.

"I know why, these loaches are drunk." The old bull squatted at the water's edge, caught two loaches, looked at them for a while, stood up and said.

"Loaches drunk?" The crowd looked at him in disbelief. This old man's answer is so creative! Who would be stupid to pour wine into the pond, it's purely because there is a problem with the brain, and there is no place to throw the money. Besides, in such a large pond, if you want to get the fish drunk, it is estimated that you have to pour at least 100 catties of wine.

"What kind of eyes are you kid, I don't believe it." Seeing Liu Qiyong's expression, the old bull explained with a slight annoyance: "Look at the mulberry tree next to you, so many mulberries fall in the water, it is hot in summer, and a soak in the water will definitely ferment." This is backwater again. After a long time, this puddle will become mulberry juice, so it's no wonder if you don't get drunk. ”

"I said it had something to do with mulberries, but you still don't believe it." Listening to the old man's explanation, the previous tourist immediately believed it and followed with a little meaning.

The old bull's explanation sounds like some truth, but when I think about it deeply, I feel that it is wrong, why is it that the loach is drunk and the other fish are fine.

"Then I don't know, anyway, I've seen this situation before, and I heard the old people say that it is mulberry bubbles." For this problem, the old bull head only knows what it is, but he doesn't know why.

"I know that loaches generally live underwater, and the juice of this mulberry bubble is denser than water, and it usually sinks to the bottom. Most of the fish live in the upper layer of the water, so there is nothing to do for the time being. ”

After listening to the tourist's explanation, some people questioned: "It seems that I haven't heard of mulberries before and you will get drunk if you eat too much." ”

"Who said no, there are examples of other animals eating mulberries and getting drunk in the Book of Songs."

"The Book of Songs?" A big question mark flashed in everyone's heads.

fainted, the more he talked about it, the more outrageous it became, and a circle of people felt that this person was capable of blowing, which could also be associated with the Book of Songs.

The man sold out. Then he read in a low voice: "The mulberry has not fallen, and its Ye Woruo." Yu Yu dove, no mulberries! Isn't it just a description of turtledoves eating a lot of mulberries and getting drunk? ”

Listening to people's thoughts, many people suddenly realized that there is really such a paragraph in the "Book of Songs". Liu Junhao also had a little impression, it seemed that he had learned that school when he was in school before, and he had already returned it to the teacher. If it weren't for the explanation just now, he really didn't know what those two sentences meant.

This tourist has a good memory, and people in their thirties can still clearly remember the articles in high school, which is very remarkable. Liu Junhao was originally very impressed, but later learned that he was a high school Chinese teacher, no wonder he remembered it so clearly.

The loach thing was just a small accident, and it came and went as fast as it came. Since it wasn't someone who maliciously threw pesticides, there was no big problem, and he didn't want to wander around the village on a hot day, so he said hello to everyone, and then turned back to go home.

I had just sat under the fan and blew for less than five minutes when my phone rang again.

"Hey, Zhang Qian, is that you......" The phone was connected, and before Liu Junhao could speak, Xu Xiaoli was already crying and shouting: "I want to divorce Pang Xu, this bastard...... Well, he doesn't understand people so much, he quarrels with me every day, twice a week...... I'm going to get a divorce, my mother, I won't give him a child, he wants to give birth to whoever he wants. ”

"Hey, Xu Xiaoli, don't be impulsive" No. The two are going to divorce, and they don't want any children? Liu Junhao was taken aback and hurriedly spoke out to dissuade him.

"Oh, it's you, give Zhang Qian the phone, I'm looking for her." Xu Xiaoli reacted at this time, and she was very embarrassed in her words.

Hearing her crying miserably over there, as if the sky had fallen, Liu Junhao didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly handed the mobile phone to Zhang Qian. He didn't leave, mainly because he wanted to hear what happened to the two of them, they were still tender and sweet when they came a few days ago, why they started to make a big noise in a blink of an eye, and they wanted to divorce.

Zhang Qian didn't give him a chance, and waved his hand to let him out, obviously afraid that he would hear his private words.

If you don't listen, you won't listen, and if your wife doesn't say anything, she will call Pang Xu to ask about the goods.

These two really treat them as a fire brigade, as long as there is something, they are allowed to call. To say that their life is really thrilling, just like acting in a TV series, I remember that I almost broke up because of Pang Xu's game.

Something big happened this time, and I wanted to get a divorce. Xu Xiaoli seemed to be scolding Pang Xu on the phone just now, isn't this kid having an outside heart? The more Liu Junhao thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible. This kid wasn't a good bird when he was in high school, and he peeked at the girls' dormitory a lot with his glasses.

I thought that Xu Xiaoli should hang up the phone after crying for a while, but seeing that it had been half an hour, there was no sign of stopping the movement in the house, and Zhang Qian's laughter came from the middle.

The call broke the record, and it lasted for more than an hour before Zhang Qian closed the phone and walked out, shook her head with a wry smile and said, "She can really say that my phone is hot." ”

"Why are they getting divorced?"

As soon as Liu Junhao asked, his wife suddenly burst out laughing, which was inexplicable. Isn't she gloating?

Long. Zhang Qian stopped smiling and said, "You guess, I guessed that I brushed the bowls for this week." ”

Dizzy, this burning eyebrow thing, how can you be in the mood to engage in "I Guess I Guess".

"You don't know, I almost died laughing just now. You know why they're arguing...... Xu Xiaoli played upgrades on the computer, originally this game they were sitting in the bank, and the partner played the master of hearts, and her cards were also super good, there were two pairs of hearts, and there were double kings. This card is a good card that has not been encountered in a century, and she called her husband to come and see it when she was excited. As a result, Pang Xu was purely looking for a draw, helping out on the side, coming to the bottom, and also dismantling her two kings. As a result, she lost almost 2,000 happy beans in this game, Xu Xiaoli was furious, and the two quarreled, and finally divorced. ”

"Isn't it?" Liu Junhao was stunned for a moment, and then laughed with Haha. Those two are really superb, and they are even arguing for a divorce for this little thing, no different from children.

"It's just, you don't know how hard I was holding back when I answered the phone just now." Zhang Qian laughed for a while before saying with a little emotion, "Fortunately, you don't like to play games, otherwise we would have quarreled, and I have heard that two people quarreled because of stealing vegetables." ”

"Then why did she stop in the end" Liu Junhao became curious again, Xu Xiaoli's resentment was quite big when he first answered the phone.

"Hehe, I gave her an idea to let Pang Xu sign a quarrel agreement between the two, and then he can't get up."

"Quarrel agreement?" This can also sign an agreement, my wife is so talented, but I always feel bad, there seems to be a smell of a treaty of selling my body here.

Sure enough, Zhang Qian said something in a chatter, and Liu Junhao's spine broke out in a cold sweat, fortunately he didn't have the spirit of rebellion, otherwise maybe Zhang Qian tried these things on him first.

1. No matter what the reason, as long as the two quarrel, the man must immediately and unconditionally apologize. and coax until the other party is angry. Otherwise, the man will be responsible for the consequences of the quarrel.

2. The man is not allowed to drop things when he is angry, and the woman can drop the pillow sofa cushion.

3. The man is not allowed to hang up the phone first when the phone quarrels, if he hangs up, he must call back within one minute, and admit the mistake and apologize, if the woman takes the initiative to hang up the phone during the quarrel, the man must call back immediately......

After listening to the dozens of things his wife said, Liu Junhao silently muttered in his heart, Pang Xu, this kid, will suffer in the future