"Dear students! Did you miss me? Welcome to the annual Top 10 Singers Contest at Jingnan University of Science and Technology! I'm the host Ma Fengkuang, you can call me Brother Hornet, or Brother Crazy!! A boy with an explosive head in a bright yellow shiny leather jacket stood passionately on the stage to announce the curtain.

"Crazy brother! We love you (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭❤~" screamed the audience under the stage.

"Yo yo, my name is Ma Crazy, I love you too, the top ten singers competition everyone get high, come on! The singers on stage tonight are very strong, and the strong ones can explode at any time! Yo yo, his name is Little Whirlwind, with a green onion on his head, and he likes to sing about tornadoes at critical moments. She is called a heartthrob, she never eats pig's trotters, and she will be fascinated by the poison of all kinds of elders. His name is ............ We exploded together, applause flowers screaming don't stop, yo yo, I'm called Ma Crazy. ”

The atmosphere of the scene was instantly ignited by a rap by the host Crazy Brother, and the introduction of the ten contestants on stage was also skillfully integrated.

"There are two brushes for hosting kung fu! How did I not know there was such a fun place last year? Cao Anna said to a member of the audience next to her.

"You're talking to me? No, no, you don't know me, no, it's me who doesn't know you. The audience next to him wore sunglasses and masks, and used their hoods to cover themselves deeper.

"Lu Yi, a male ticket, are you still angry with last night? I didn't mean to implicate you, and besides, life without failure is incomplete, so I often fail the course, and I still don't live well? Cao Anna said to the mask man.

"Ahem, you may have recognized the wrong person."

"Believe it or not? I ran to the stage and told everyone that the lewd man who was messing with emails was here! Cao Anna said excitedly.

"I'll go." Lu glanced at Cao Anna.

"Yo he, won't you watch Miss Bailing's performance for a while? You don't want to see it, let's go now! Cao Anna threatened.

"No, I'm not leaving! Convinced of you, okay? "Lu Yi surrendered.

"Say, do you want to listen to me?" Cao Anna asked.

"Don't listen to ......"

"Have you figured it out, do you want to eat a fist as big as an iron sandbag, or do you want a bouquet of flowers that I have prepared for you that I can give to Miss Bailing in a moment?"

"Flowers? Let me give lark? ”

"In short, if you listen to me, Miss Ben can help you chase Bailing, if you don't listen, I will greet your whole family with my fist!" Cao Anna said arrogantly.

"Listen, listen, but will she like to give flowers?"

"Why don't you like it? Girls love flowers, and tonight is the final of the top ten singers, you send her flowers, firstly to prove that you support her, and secondly, you think about how face-saving this is? If you are happy, you may agree to anything......," Cao Anna analyzed.

"Sounds reasonable, I'll trust you once, but don't mess around!" Lu Yi emphasized suspiciously.

"What do you say? I can't hear clearly! The singer is on stage! Check out the show! Cao Anna immediately screamed in response to the audience's voice.

"Let's invite the first singer, Zhang Song, a little whirlwind from law school who can not only play games, but also sing! The song he sang was "Vegetables Like a Tornado"! ”

Lu Yi didn't expect that Zhang Song, who had a "man duel" with him in an Internet café yesterday, actually participated in the singer contest, "His songs won't be as bad as the game level, right?" ”

The lights were in place, the audience was silent, and the male singer Zhang Song jumped on the stage with a heel turn, ripped off the gauze bandaged on his head, picked up the microphone, and sang:

"The dish is like a gust of wind

I'll leave when I'm done with the pit

Drag down the rhythm

There is no way to lose

After meeting you

My mouse is out of control

The operation is in the deformation

I've become too much of a pit

Vigorous and unstoppable

Caught on the brink of death baby

There are too many traps in my world

Wu's defeat came too quickly like a tornado

It is inseparable from the headshot, and there is no time to escape

I can't cook anymore, I can't pit anymore

I don't, I don't, I can't

The great god walked too fast like a tornado

I can't educate me, and I have nowhere to hide

I don't want to cook anymore, I don't want to pit again

I don't, I don't, I don't want to pit you again

Before I knew it, you had educated me

Before I knew it, I recognized this master

In hindsight, I sent another head

In hindsight, I felt that I should kowtow

Vigorous and unstoppable

Caught on the verge of collapse baby

There are too few great gods in my world

Wu worship came too fast like a tornado

I can't do without your guidance, and I can't escape

I can't cook anymore

I can't pit anymore

I don't, I don't, I can't

Before I knew it, you had forgiven me

Before I knew it, I recognized this master

Hindsight and Hindsight"

"Hahaha, isn't this the guy who didn't beat a man more than 40 to 0 in the Internet café PK in the live broadcast yesterday!" I don't know which audience shouted out, and the audience was amused and fell into joy.

"What is this singing? I didn't hear a word of the lyrics! Lu Yi said.

Facing the mocking laughter of the audience, Zhang Song coughed twice and said: "I know that I don't sing well and can't win the first place, but I still have a few words to say to everyone here...... First of all, to clarify, the mass mail insulting female classmates that has been discussed in school for the past two days was actually posted by me using Lu Yi's account, and it has nothing to do with him. Secondly, although it's a game, I didn't treat it as a game, losing is losing, I have apologized to you, Lu Yi, I know you are on the spot, excuse me, can you teach me to play the game? ”

"Wow wow, this is a confession, right? I heard that boys play games like girls play at home.,It's really naked! The rotten girl in the audience shouted.

"Brother, I really admire your courage!" Ma walked over frantically and patted Zhang Song on the shoulder, ready to take the microphone, who knows, Zhang Song grabbed the microphone and said two more words: "Master, Master, I'm serious!" That's it......! ”

Finally, with a little help from the security guards, the contestants who were apprenticed in public in the Top Ten Singer Contest were taken out and disappeared into the darkness.

At this time, in the backstage contestant preparation area, there are two beautiful girls chatting.

"Hehe, this guy is quite interesting!" A girl said.

"It's not, it turns out that he was the one who sent the scolding email two days ago, what a stinky rascal! By the way, Sister Bailing, won't you also receive an email? Another girl asked.

"No, I never read the emails that boys send me." Bai Ling laughed.

"Sister Bailing, how many times have you appeared? Finished putting on makeup? We're all optimistic about you winning the championship! The female player said again.

"I seem to be the last one, I've already put on makeup...... Bai Ling said, and he blushed a little.

"It's so beautiful, your appearance makes me envious, jealous and hateful, and I regret that I am not a man......"

"Senior sister, it's time for you to play, you must come on!" Bai Ling said like a well-behaved little girl.

"Next, let's invite, the second contestant, Jiang Peony from the Vocal Music Academy, to bring a song "Song of the Mudanjiang River", let the river wash your ears well!"

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"It's so boring, these few in the back are not as energetic as your apprentices!" Cao Anna sighed.

"Who recognizes him as an apprentice? I don't like to play games, and I don't know how to teach people how to play games. Lu Yi explained.

"What, can't you learn...... What do you say you don't like to play games? Yesterday I saw in the live broadcast that you are very good at playing games, especially the blind sniper and the pistol. ”

"I don't know if I played it well or not, but even if I played it well, it doesn't mean I like it, I don't like it, I even hate that game!"

"Lu Yi, I've never seen you so serious, you must have your own reasons for hating the Gun of Glory, I don't ask, as long as you don't hate me!" Cao Anna looked at Lu Yi with a smile.

"Ahem, my goddess is coming out soon, listen to the song." Lu Yi turned his head.

"Cut, if you like people, just say it, and Bailing has added the same 7 clubs, for a semester, I haven't said more than three sentences...... It's really declining......" Cao Anna scoffed.

"Who said that? We talk a lot in the community! Lu Yi retorted.

"'Good morning!' 'Goodbye! See if there are no more than three sentences? Another time, in a play, Bailing said, 'Romeo, Romeo! Why are you Romeo? Only your name is my enemy', you played the city wall in that performance, right? Cao Anna said with a smile.

"Have you investigated all this? It's not like I haven't practiced Romeo's lines, have I? 'Juliet, Juliet, shall I continue to listen, or shall I speak to her now?' Lu Yi memorized the lines seriously.

"As long as you want to check it, of course you can find out, I'm sorry! The sentence you practiced is a psychological narration, so you don't need to read it! Haha, my stomach hurts from laughing, I can't help it......"

"No, you have to hold back! Bailing is coming out soon! Lu Yi held down the laughing crazy Cao Anna.

"Dear enthusiastic audience friends, although our performance was held in the open air, the weather is also raining lightly, but what about it...... Everyone is not waiting in vain! Let's welcome Miss Bailing, who is also from the law school, the innocent goddess of countless male compatriots and the jealous object of all female students, tonight she brought the song "Cyclone of Love", which has been very popular recently, how will she behave? Let's wait and see! After the end of the mad report, the warm atmosphere of the scene was not affected by the weather in any way, in the expectant eyes of everyone, Bai Ling arrived at the stage from the elevator, came to the spotlight, with the moving melody, she closed her eyes, and sang:

"Yes, every rainy day

Water droplets lapped against the window

Gently tell me what I miss from afar

Love, blue beach

Waves, on the other side of the earth

Formation of a wonderful cyclone

Keep pushing me to you

Closer, a little closer

Let me hear you breathe

Don't cry alone anymore

Thank you for the cyclone of love

Spread over the clouds

Skimming over the peaks

Put you and me

Connected"

Lu Yi was immersed in the ethereal and beautiful singing voice of Bailing, those pictures depicted in the song, are they the love he is looking forward to?

"Lu Yi, your goddess was offered flowers by others!"

I saw that the singing was halfway through. When the interlude sounded, a boy rushed to the stage to deliver flowers, and there were many people behind him who delivered flowers.

"Huh? Why didn't you remind me earlier? What can I do? Lu Yi complained.

"I've reminded you eight hundred times! Blame yourself for listening to your own attention, always repeating the ...... 'connect you and me' and 'connect you and me'"

"Hey, what a failure...... Offering flowers to Bailing can't rob others ......," Lu Yi sighed.

"Don't panic, Miss Ben left a killer feature!" Cao Anna looks confident, she looks like she is chasing girls, she is several times more talented than Lu Yi.