Chapter 58: Su Ye Lying Gun
"You know what? When the leaves are small, they are very naughty, either going down to the river to catch fish, or going up to the trees to dig birds, and there is no moment of idleness. Huang Feifei said to Ye Wan'er with a smile on her face.
Ye Wan'er also showed a very interested look and said, "Oh? Is it? No wonder I was so powerful when I was in school, it turned out to be a habit I developed when I was a child! ”
The two sat at the table without moving, and had been chatting for five or six minutes, looking full of interest and knowing each other very well, like close friends who had not seen each other for many years, and they had endless topics to talk about with each other. However, they have been meeting for more than ten minutes since they met.
Su Ye was inexplicably embarrassed at the moment, sitting between the two women, a large round table, there was a lot of space opposite and on both sides, why did the two of them have to be sandwiched between themselves, if they didn't listen to the topic that Ye Wan'er and Huang Feifei were talking about, this could be called sitting on the two beauties and enjoying the blessings of all people.
However, the topic of conversation between the two of them is really a little off, from the time they sat down to the present, the center of their conversation has always been themselves.
Huang Feifei kept telling Ye Wan'er about her embarrassment when she was a child, Ye Wan'er kept telling Huang Feifei about her embarrassment when she was in school, and she didn't remember most things clearly, but Huang Feifei and Ye Wan'er could say it slowly and vividly, as if they were born yesterday.
"Oh? What's so amazing? Huang Feifei's body leaned slightly towards Ye Wan'er, and she didn't know whether she stayed on the left half of Su Ye's chest intentionally or unintentionally, and asked curiously.
Ye Wan'er also turned her body sideways without care, staying on the right half of Su Ye's chest.
As long as Su Ye lowered his head slightly, he could see the long necks of the two women, as well as the flawless faces.
But Su Ye moved his butt back, and his body leaned back slightly.
Although the two girls were talking and laughing at the moment, Su Ye felt a trace of "killing intent" inexplicably, in order to save their lives from being affected, it was better to stay away from the battlefield and leave them a space to fight.
The two girls didn't care about Su Ye's small movements, and seemed to be completely immersed in the joy of conversation.
Ye Wan'er thought for a while and recalled: "When I was still a freshman in high school, I once went to self-study at night, and I didn't know what happened at that time, and the head teacher suddenly walked to Su Ye, full of alcohol. ”
The opening remarks have been said, and the following is the performance time of Ye Wan'er's classmates, that is, while Su Ye admires it, she also wonders in her heart, when did her acting skills become so powerful!
"Then the head teacher said, stand up for me!" Ye Wan'er imitated the tone at that time.
Then Su Ye stood up.
After Ye Wan'er narrated, she once again entered the role of the head teacher: "Bring me parents tomorrow!" ”
"Guess what Su Ye was doing at that time? Here's the classic! Ye Wan'er suddenly stopped talking about this, and pretended to smile suspensefully.
Su Ye on the side also smiled bitterly, only to blame that he was young and vigorous at that time!
Huang Feifei had been completely aroused, she was very interested in everything Su Ye didn't know, and she couldn't wait to stitch the experience of being away from Su Ye for more than ten years into her memory, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong!" ”
Ye Wan'er didn't have an appetite anymore, and said: "Su Ye stared at the head teacher silently for a while, and said in a low voice: Why! ”
"Because you are not serious in class, and I am your homeroom teacher, you can bring it if you ask you to bring your parents, what so much nonsense!"
Su Ye sneered: Hehe, the head teacher also has to be reasonable! My home is so far away, you will reimburse my mother's round-trip fare! ”
"Do you bring it?"
"Su Ye's words are neither humble nor arrogant: don't bring!"
"If you don't bring tomorrow, you won't have to go to school!"
Su Ye suddenly laughed at the time: I paid the tuition, and you don't let me go to school, so you refund the tuition to me!"
"At that time, I could make the bald head teacher angry, and his face was green: You~ You get out of here."
After the head teacher finished speaking, he pushed Su Ye violently, and Su Ye almost knocked down the table behind him, but fortunately, Su Ye was calm at the time, and was pushed back, but he just looked at the head teacher twice, and went out without fighting back, otherwise something would really happen. No matter when, the teacher beats the student is education, basically as long as the teacher does not hit too hard, the teacher will be fine. But when students hit the teacher, no matter how light or heavy you hit, as long as you stretch out your hand, the matter will immediately become bigger, and it will be light for you to stay in school for probation, and most of them will be directly expelled from school! ”
After Ye Wan'er finished speaking, she couldn't help but glance at Su Ye quietly, and it was at that time that she gradually began to pay attention to Su Ye.
Huang Feifei was surprised: "It's so powerful!" Beautiful eyes flashed over Su Ye's face, I really didn't expect that this guy could be so strong when he was in school.
Su Ye smiled embarrassedly: "Isn't that impulsive!" ”
"Did you bring it in the end?" Huang Feifei hurriedly asked, very interested in the final ending.
Su Ye shook his head and said, "I didn't bring it!" ”
Afterwards, the two women chatted with each other for a while, and finally Su Ye, who was hungry and couldn't help it, couldn't help but interrupt them.
"Eat, I'm starving!"
The two women stopped talking, glanced up at each other, and silently returned to their seats and sat down.
In the fourth round, the two sides were tied!
Seeing that the two women finally stopped talking and could finally eat, Su Ye picked up a bottle of juice, unscrewed the cap, and said, "Come on, come on, drink some juice to eat......
However, at this time, I couldn't help but stop talking, something was wrong!
Su Yexian, Huang Feifei and Ye Wan'er all looked at themselves with a smile on their faces, and their eyes kept looking at their hands carrying the juice, and no one spoke.
They want to see who Su Ye will pour the juice for first.
Su Ye smiled bitterly in his heart, poured himself a glass in silence, then directly put down the juice bottle, picked up the cup and took a sip, and said slowly with a relaxed expression: "Do it yourself!" ”
After speaking, Su Ye also glanced at the two girls.
The fifth round, fruitless!
Huang Feifei picked up the chopsticks first, pinched a leaf of green vegetables for herself, carefully put it in a bowl, and ate it in small bites.
Ye Wan'er also sandwiched a small piece of tomato for herself, put it in a bowl and ate it in small bites.
Huang Feifei's eating habits Su Ye doesn't know, but eating will definitely not be so ladylike, Ye Wan'er's eating habits Su Ye knows a lot, spicy, and when eating, although it is very slow, it will not be a small piece of tomato to eat two or three bites before eating!
The two girls were fighting again on food.
"Ouch, hot!" Su Ye, who was eating chicken legs, suddenly heard Huang Feifei scream, and Su Ye hurriedly looked up.
Huang Feifei's chopsticks are holding a piece of green vegetables, and if you look closely, there is a shallow row of tooth marks on the leaf stalks of the green vegetables.
Huang Feifei was looking at Su Ye with an aggrieved face, her mouth flattened, and she said with a very aggrieved look: "Ye, hot!" ”
Su Ye was instantly wooden! How else can you complain, you said that it is still possible for you to be scalded by the soup, after all, it was still hot just now, but you said that you were scalded by the green cabbage leaves, and the fried vegetables have been more than 20 minutes since you bought them yourself, that is to say, it has been at least more than 20 minutes out of the pot, even if it is a piece of charcoal, it is almost cold!
Huang Feifei saw that Su Ye didn't move at all, and said aggrievedly: "Ye, hot!" ”
Alas, Su Ye sighed in his heart, Huang Feifei said that it was hot twice, and if she didn't say a few words, she really couldn't say it.
"Ouch! Scald! "If you don't come sooner or later, Ye Wan'er exclaimed again at this time.
There was a piece of tomato that had been eaten for most of the time lying in the bowl, Ye Wan'er's mouth pursed, and she looked at Su Ye with a cute face.
"Xiaoyeye, hot!"
"......" Su Ye felt a frenzy in her heart, Ye Wan'er was actually scalded by a piece of tomato that she had already eaten more than half of, is there a more lame situation than this! Ye Wan'er in her memory is definitely not like this, she is weak but very strong.
However, Ye Wan'er repeated it repeatedly, "Xiao Yeye, people are really hot!" ”
"So what to do?" Su Ye said helplessly.
Ye Wan'er's cheeks suddenly flushed, her big eyes narrowed slightly, and she said very shyly: "Help others blow it!" ”
"Where?" Su Ye asked.
Ye Wan'er suddenly lowered her head and said in a voice like a mosquito: "The mouth is ......"
In order to be able to suppress Huang Feifei, Ye Wan'er has already fought hard.
What's more, Ye Wan'er has already set Su Ye as the person who can accompany her through her life in the future, and now it's just ahead of time to do this kind of thing, but Ye Wan'er somehow feels that her heart is beating wildly, she is really shy.
Looking at Ye Wan'er's seductively thin red and tender lips, Su Ye couldn't help but feel a little moved in her heart, maybe Ye Wan'er was really burned......
I didn't expect this Ye Wan'er to do this, Huang Feifei was a little surprised in her heart, but she was not to be outdone, and shouted coquettishly: "Yezi, people's lips are so hot!" ”
Su Ye: "......"
Sixth round. The two are tied!
Torture!
Su Ye glanced left and right, with more anxiety and distress in his heart, forcing himself to look down at their seductive red lips, picked up a piece of chicken, stuffed it into his mouth, and bit it viciously.
The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first work hard and work their muscles and bones......
Mencius was right!
"Huh?"
Su Yexian, who was eating chicken with his head down, didn't know when there was an extra piece of spicy goose in his bowl, and at this time, another pair of chopsticks reached over and came in with a piece of duck blood.
Su Ye looked up suspiciously.
Huang Feifei looked at Su Ye with a smile on her face, and said with concern: "Ye Zi eat more duck blood to replenish his body!" After all, after playing Tianlin for so long during this time, it is also a kind of consumption for your body! ”
Ye Wan'er on the side sandwiched another piece of spicy goose and said with a smile: "Xiao Yeye, Fei Fei is right, eat more to replenish your body, come and eat another piece of spicy goose!" Don't skip it! ”
After speaking, putting down the chopsticks, Ye Wan'er looked at Su Ye with a smile.
Huang Feifei came over with another piece of duck blood, and said with a smile: "Wan'er is right, eat more." You're going to eat duck blood first, right? ”
After speaking, putting down the chopsticks, Huang Feifei looked at Su Ye with a smile on her face.
This...... How could I be so unlucky!
Su Ye opened his mouth wide and ate the duck blood and spicy goose meat at the same time, chewing at the same time, feeling very aggrieved.
Ten minutes later......
"Hiccup! I really can't eat it! ”
"I think you're going to take one last bite of my dish!"
"I think it must be mine!"
"Whoa, whoa!"
"Hiccup! I really can't eat it! ”
"Take another bite."
"yes, one more bite!"
"Whoa, whoa!"
"Hiccup! I'm really full! ”
"Eat ...... again"
"Spare me!"
“……”
In the seventh round, the two were tied!
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