In ancient times, there was a Zhuge village husband who stroked the piano at the head of the city and staged an empty city plan.

Today, there is a village group to eat pig's head meat in the wilderness to deter the three armies!

While nibbling on the pig's head meat and pork knuckle, Tuan Zang paid attention to the screen of his mobile phone, completely ignoring the Sand Ninja army.

"Thank you to the first local tyrant in our live broadcast room, 'My father is the village chief' friend sent 1314 thousand copies, the boss is atmospheric!"

"Hey, there is a new local tyrant entering the live broadcast room, thank you for the 66 sets of shuriken sent by the friends of 'Long Live Uchiha', wow, this little boss is even more atmospheric!"

"'My father is the village chief' friend gave another 10 kunai, in the end, this boss is awesome!"

"'Uchiha Banzai' friends have opened a special shinobi!"

"'My dad is the village chief' friend has opened the elite Shangnin!"

"'Uchiha Banzai' friends opened the Hokage !!"

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While eating delicious food, Tuan Zang watched the two local tyrants in the live broadcast room start to fight for wealth, and he smiled and couldn't close his mouth at all.

Sure enough, what the criminal Yasuo said was right, there are a lot of rich people in Konoha, so you have to use your brains to find a way to use their money to protect Konoha!

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Stunned to see all this, the sand ninjas were all stupid for a while, and after a while, they asked one after another the huge confusion in their hearts.

"What's going on, who is this fat man, what is he doing?"

"That's all meat, right? With so much meat, this fat man looks so delicious! ”

"Yes, I couldn't eat enough food pills in the first place, but now I'm even hungrier, who is this fat man? Was it sent by Konoha to disturb the morale of our army? ”

"With such a body type, I'm afraid it won't be an ordinary ninja, this person is the legendary Konoha powerhouse who shook the three generations of thunder shadows, and the autumn road takes the wind?"

……

An evil man with a height of eight feet and a waist circumference of nine feet six three, sitting in the wilderness eating pig's head meat with a golden sword, such an image obviously greatly shocked the sand ninjas who had never seen much of the world.

This group of guys who have been huddled in the desert all day long, searching and searching for a little bit of supplies, have never seen such a burly man, nor have they seen such a rich and delicious meat.

The sand ninjas swallowed foam and talked a lot, guessing the identity of this person.

Fortunately, the sand ninja is not a cloud ninja, in the ninja world, at least in the original plot, the sand hidden village is considered to be the ninja village with the closest communication with Konoha in the past, plus the group has led troops to encircle and suppress the empty sand hide stronghold several times before, and soon someone still stood up and pointed out his identity.

"It's not Autumn Road, he's the commander-in-chief of the Konoha Western Front, the Shimura Tunzo known as the Konoha Fierce Tiger!"

"What? It turned out to be him! That peerless fierce tiger who broke through more than a hundred of our sand hidden strongholds in a row! ”

"Legend has it that he is as tyrannical as a tiger, choosing people and devouring them, aren't those human flesh?"

"No, it's obviously a pig's head, no matter what, no matter how powerful this Shimura Tuanzang is, it's just one person, we have 10,000 people here, one person and one pee...... It seems that he can't drown, and that guy can float up just by looking at it! ”

"Then what are you doing in a daze, let's tie him up side by side, won't the war be won?"

“……”

While the ninjas under him were talking, several senior advisors also gathered around the Shamon.

A tall man said, "Lord Kazekage, this person is indeed Shimura Danzo, and the boss is hanging alone?" What's going on here, are we going to do it? ”

Before the words fell, another advisor shook his head and said, "No, Lord Kazekage, this person from the Shimura group has always been scheming, he dares to appear alone in front of our army, there must be a ghost!" ”

"Yes, yes, there must be an ambush around, let the reconnaissance team go around to investigate!"

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Listening to the suggestions and suggestions of his subordinates, Shamen's bright brain door was completely wrinkled.

"Is this an empty city plan?" Shamen raised his eyes to look ahead, trying to see a hint of clue from Tuan Zang's face.

It's a pity that Tuan Zang's acting skills can't be seen through by Shamen.

When he played Pingji in "Infernal Affairs", Tuan Zang had a wonderful scene of eating a box lunch, after many years, now Tuan Zang's acting skills are one step closer, and eating pig's head meat is more fragrant.

"Gollum—"

Firmly watching the sand gate of Tuanzang, a shameful sound suddenly came out of his stomach.

The old man blushed, and Shamen said to several advisors: "Don't be careless, and observe and observe......"

Is this an empty city plan......

Shamen scratched his big bald scoop with his hand, a little unsure.

As the real power figure of Konoha, Shimura Danzo must be in charge of everything on weekdays, so has he ever watched "Romance of the Five Kingdoms"?

If he has watched "Romance of the Five Kingdoms", then he must have staged an empty plan?

It must be those guys who are Yunin and Iwashinobi, who say no, but in action, they take advantage of our troops to take advantage, and Konoha has not enough troops, so they want to use an empty city plan?

No, my unfilial apprentice sold a lot of information to Konoha before, including even the color of the old man's underwear, and if you think that the old man has watched "Romance of the Five Kingdoms", Konoha must know about it.

So this is a plan in a plan, deliberately inducing the old man to be fooled?

……

Just as the heavens and men were fighting in Shamen's mind, time passed minute by minute.

About an hour later, the food on the large round table had already been eaten by Tuanzang.

"Kazekage-sama, why don't we test it with long-range ninjutsu and shuriken or something first? Even if we can't hurt him, at least we can't let Konoha's people eat so arrogantly in front of us! A guard named Makiba spoke suddenly.

Advisor A: "That's right! ”

Advisor B: "That makes sense! ”

Advisor C: "I didn't think of that! ”

Shamen also high-fived him with his fist and said, "Laugh and laugh and mislead me!" Send an order to the ninjutsu class to prepare for the use of powerful ranged ninjutsu! ”

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However, at this moment, Danzang suddenly put down the fifth pair of pork knuckles in his hand, jerked his stomach, arched the table, and then used the elasticity of his butt to stand up.

The pork bones with shredded meat were all gurgling and scattered on the ground, and the sand ninjas made a sound of pity.

Danzou stood up and took a step forward, his massive body immediately shattering the bones under his feet.

With the majestic size and the crackling sound of broken bones, Tuan Zang is like a demon king from hell, giving people a great sense of oppression.

He looked around with disdain and shouted: "Fight and not fight, retreat and not retreat, but why! ”

After three loud shouts, the sand ninjas didn't dare to take a step forward, Tuan Zang smiled contemptuously, and shouted again: "I have heard the name of the Wind Shadow Shamen for a long time, can you come out today to talk about it?" ”

Seeing that he was looking at himself left and right, Shamen nodded.

Although Shamen knew that with his age and physical condition, he would definitely not be the opponent of the Konoha Fierce Tiger, but if he was just talking, he didn't want to weaken his momentum.

Shamen jumped on a rock and said, "You are the Konoha Fierce Tiger, Shimura Danzo, what's the matter with me?" ”

"Hahahaha!"

Tuan Zang suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, and said: "I thought that you, as a second-generation wind shadow and a peer of my mentor, would come to the front of the battle and face the soldiers of the two armies. I didn't expect to say such vulgar words! ”

Shamon: "???? ”

"The old man hasn't ...... anything"

"Shut up!!"

Tuan Zang picked up a piece of pig bone and threw it at Shamen, interrupting him, saying, "Shameless old thief! Don't you know that all the people in the world are willing to eat your flesh raw! Dare to rap here! ”

Shamon: "???? ”

"The old man didn't rap it......"

"Shut me up again!"

Danzou threw out the pig bones again.

"The second generation of Kazekage! Seven times out of fifty, you have lived in vain, and you have not made an inch of merit in your life, you will only shake your lips! A dog with a broken spine dares to bark in front of our army! ”

"Hao Shou Pifu! Bearded old thief! I've never seen anyone so brazen!! ”

Shamen: "......"

"Old man...... The old man is a bald head, why is Hao's head...... Why do you come to ...... with a gray beard?"

"Wow" spit out a mouthful of blood, and with a whirlwind of the sky, the second-generation wind shadow, who was already sick and was about to die in the original time and space, Shamen, fell off the rock.

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