"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is not a mirror, are you a mirror?"

An unruly voice, as if born with a sense of self-esteem, came casually.

“……”

Yuan Xiaofeng was speechless.

After a long day, I was grateful to Dade there, so I almost found an incense burner to offer, and as a result, this mirror is such a thing?

In the Xuanxu Sect, he Yuan is not said to be loved by everyone, flowers bloom, car tires burst, popular among thousands of girls, but the fact that he is charming and handsome is absolutely impossible to hide.

With this different temperament, with this perfect skin, how many female disciples are the action directors in their dreams at night, and how many people want to kiss Fangze!

But this mirror, when he was shy to thank the other party, spat directly at him!

If you don't let you kiss, you won't let you kiss, what the hell is a holy body!

Look at your ghostly look, if you hadn't saved Lao Tzu, you would have wiped my ass upside down, and Lao Tzu would have thought you were slippery!

What kind of brand of plastic bag are you, how can you hold it like this!

A feeling of contempt from the inside out slowly grows.

There was a long pause.

Feeling that his emotions were almost restrained, he secretly endured the arrogant scene when he spoke in the mirror just now, and then he continued to ask.

"Just now, you saved me?"

The tone is the same, and it has not changed in the slightest.

"Nonsense, it's not Lao Tzu who saves you, but the ghost who can save you?"

“……”

Yuan Xiaofeng's face was full of black lines, his fingers were slightly white, and an indescribable anger rose from the soles of his feet, and he was about to scold as soon as his mouth moved.

I'm about to go berserk.

Suddenly I thought about it, after all, this thing just saved itself, it's not a human being, it's not a human being, can't you learn from it like a dog?

That's it, the grace of saving lives is more important than the sky, this mirror may have been in the storage bag for too long, a little depressed, he is a person anyway, so he won't fight with him.

I just let it go once, let's let it happen again now. I don't believe he doesn't know what to do.

Thinking like this, he took a deep breath, and then suppressed the desire to scold the other party in return.

But life is sometimes so wonderful.

People are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden.

Some things are destined to not be able to gain the corresponding respect by virtue of good temper alone.

Just when his face improved, he was about to continue to ask, but before he could speak, the strange sound of the other party's swear words was directly thrown over the air!

"Hey! Are you suddenly dumb? Why don't you speak? Lao Tzu just saved you, don't you even have a word of thanks? If you knew this, even if you were killed by coercion, Lao Tzu would not save you! ”

Under this sound.

Yuan Xiaofeng is completely on fire!

Bananas, you Banana.

Lao Tzu is not angry, why do you think Lao Tzu is made of water?

As soon as he took a moment, the anger that he had suppressed in his stomach for a long time came out with the release, and his face turned dark, as if he had become another person in an instant!

is no longer a personable good boy, but an instant incarnation of a sharp-toothed mouth cannon!

"Help, help, save your mother!

Look at your begging appearance, you look like a dung scoop, and you are embarrassed to let Lao Tzu thank you?

You said you saved Lao Tzu, I'm sorry, may I ask, did Lao Tzu beg you to save him?

Before you saved Lao Tzu, did you have my permission?

Say you look like a spoon, you just don't look strong enough to go down, say you don't look like a spoon, but you also bring a handle, nondescript.

You don't look like this, and you're embarrassed to swear at me? I would like to ask, how do you stand in front of a handsome guy and not be ashamed of yourself? ”

A sound, a sentence, like a series of cannonballs, once launched, immediately burst out of the invincible, devastating momentum!

In that mirror, for a while, where can you accept such a strong contrast between a person's momentum before and after?

The shit that was sprayed suddenly was not, and for a moment it fell from the sky to the ground in a daze, and it became inexplicably quiet.

I don't know how long it took.

The qi in Yuan Xiaofeng's stomach was almost finished.

It was as if it had come back from the dead, trembling with a depraved voice, and shouting again!

"You...... You...... You, you, you, are so ignorant that you dare to scold this immortal? What are you! I knew that you were like this, and you were not worthy of this immortal to save you! ”

Cut!

Just such a little ability, and dare to take it out and spray it with the master, it seems that you are very ignorant, you have never experienced the scolding and beating of the keyboard warriors in the 21st century!

At your level, you dare to take the initiative to provoke your father?

Just now, I couldn't say that this mirror was scolded, guessing whether the other party was scolded, and I didn't dare to pretend to be any longer, and I felt a little unhappy with my play, but at this moment, I suddenly ran into this guy again.

See it in action.

Yuan Xiaofeng's excited poisonous tongue mood rose again!

Sneered.

He walked leisurely, his hands on his chest, and his mouth moved little by little like a motor driven by clockwork.

"What am I? I'm sorry, I'm human, unlike you, I'm a thing. In the next is not cai, in the world to match the key for a living, today to see your Excellency, you are very lucky, just met the opening of the big reward, with a handful, send a handful. Excuse me, are you interested, do you match, how many do you match? ”

"You ......"

The mirror was angry, trembling up and down, and there was a clanging sound of metal hitting the floor of the space.

"Oh, don't be angry, I wear many hats, and if you don't have a need for this business, you can consult others. I can also tell fortunes, what are you? What are you? ”

“……”

It was completely silent.

All that was left was the sound of the mirror rubbing angrily on the ground.

Giving up halfway has never been Yuan Xiaofeng's purpose.

Go forward bravely, that is the life creed that a man strives for.

"Don't stop talking, if you're not satisfied with my profession, I can tell you something else. Truth be told, in fact, I am still in charge of sorting waste, may I ask, do you have any waste on hand that you need to help recycle? What kind of garbage are you? ”

Bite!

A soft thud was ejected from the ground.

As far as the eye can see.

The mirror that had painted white marks on the ground in the previous breath was as if it had been sucked out of all its vitality at this time, and when it was sudden, it fell to the ground and lost its breath directly.

Sample.

Fight me.

Just rely on your idea, and dare to be a demon in front of me?

Like a victor who finally triumphed after a desperate struggle.

Yuan Xiaofeng's head was high, like a proud rooster.

His eyes were fixed on the half-dead mirror lying on the ground, and he snorted several times before the latter leaned down and flicked his hand on the mirror.

"Hey, are you dead? If you're not dead, get up and talk ......"

Shout!

A sharp object bursts from the ground with the sound of a sharp object breaking through the air!

Followed by.

A happy and hearty voice, not as dark and shameless as before, resounded throughout the space.

"Wonderful, wonderful!

After searching for so long, Benxian has finally found a bully that matches my appetite!

Boy, you are very good, really good, much stronger than the sanctimonious appearance of every master of this immortal before!

Don't waste my time to save you, don't waste my time testing you!

You're so good at it!

The sharpness of the scolding words and the ruthlessness of the means are really rare in the life of this immortal.

You are immoral, you are not elegant, but, this immortal likes!

Really like it!

Hahaha!

This time, you've got a treasure! ”