Chapter 166: The idiot has reached the point where all laws are not violated

Running to the trash can, Elder Tang hurriedly threw Huang Xiaobei into the trash can and picked up the express box, "I said something good, what do you mean by throwing it?" As Elder Tang spoke, he unpacked the package of the express delivery with three clicks and five divided by two.

"Besides, how do you know it's an invitation? What if someone else is blind? Also, it doesn't matter what it is, take it apart and see it. ”

Commissioner Huang blinked very calmly and said, "If you don't add the word "blind", I actually want to take it apart and take a look, and have you heard of SchrΓΆdinger's cat?" It's okay if you don't dismantle it, but after you dismantle it, it won't necessarily be able to pop out of anything, but this commissioner is living according to the guiding ideology of science. ”

Tang Seng rolled his eyes, "Science, you use science to explain vampires to me?" ”

"Uh, this ......."

Soon, Tang Seng tore most of the packaging bag on the outside of the express box, and when Tang Seng tore open the packaging bag, Lao Wei and Huang Xiaobei also came up with great interest, curious about what was inside.

Two seconds later, a box of Burberry shoes was presented to the trio.

Huang Xiaobei and Wei Sling Tang Seng, the three of them, you look at me, I look at you, and there is disappointment in their eyes.

patted the shoe box, Huang Xiaobei sighed, "I thought it was delicious, but it turned out to be a pair of shoes?" Well, I don't like to wear leather shoes, so if any of you like to wear them, take them. ”

Lao Wei touched his chin and said happily, "Burberry, this brand is good, and the quality of the leather shoes is also very good, hey Xiaobei, don't you really want it?" The shoes inside should be worth a lot of money. ”

Commissioner Huang lazily lay back on his "small bed," waving his hand.

"I don't like to wear leather shoes, just take them if you like, and remember to give me the money when you go back."

Elder Tang simply opened the box, "That's okay, if I can wear these shoes, I'll keep them." ”

"Keep it, keep it, just remember to give me the money."

Huang Xiaobei lay on the bed and yawned, and began to think about how to steal Qianqian's original fat ci, and after pondering, he didn't forget to talk to Tang Seng and Lao Wei by the way.

"That dead bald head, I see that the shoebox seems to be printed with 42, you 43 is estimated to be unable to wear it, give it to the old guard, people are also doing face work, how are they like two dishwashers, pure waste."

After Huang Xiaobei finished speaking, he continued to think about how to steal fat, but what made him feel strange was that Tang Seng and Weslin, who should have talked to him in the past, didn't pay attention to him at this time, and the two of them just gathered around the table, staring at the box.

"Hey, I'm talking to you two."

Tang Seng and Weslin still ignored him, staring straight at the shoebox that had been opened on the table.

Huang Xiaobei felt that something was wrong, and sat up from the bed and said.

"What are you two doing?"

Tang Seng and Weslin didn't say anything, just stared blankly at the contents of the box.

After about five seconds, Elder Tang, who was gathered around the table, said weakly.

"Then you, you'd better come and take a look, this thing doesn't look like a leather shoe."

"Huh?"

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Look at the fried in the box that is counting down. bullet, and it has now counted down to more than forty seconds.

Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng Wei Slin, the three of them, you look at me, I look at you, the three big faces gathered at the edge of the box looked a little nervous.

Staring at the box in the red, yellow, blue, white, four lines of complex cross-fringing. flicked, and then looked at the smaller numbers on the display screen, and Commissioner Huang scratched his face in disdain.

"What is this?"

The old guard snorted.

"It looks like it's fried. Play. ”

Elder Tang was curious and stretched out his hand and dragged it. The white line on the edge of the flick was accidentally pulled off......

Looking at the half of the broken white line in his hand, and then at the number on the screen that instantly became half smaller, Elder Tang said very calmly.

"Why shouldn't you run now?"

But in fact, the three eldest brothers will see the timed bomb again. After the bomb, instead of running away, they chatted very gracefully.

Nothing else, the three eldest brothers mainly wondered if this thing was some trick prop that someone else bought to scare them.

Hi online like this take fake fried. There are not 1,000 but 800 videos to scare people.,It's not new to watch.,If you are the whole Arab. If the bullet is thrown in front of them, then they must have run away long ago.

But couriers like this, well, eighty percent are fake.

So the three eldest brothers, who didn't know how to die, gathered around the box, hugged their big faces, and waited with great interest to see what strange things would happen when the counter became zero.

"Is this thing really going to explode?"

"Not necessarily."

"Let's take a look."

Wang Erming, who lived in the dormitory next to him, heard that the three eldest brothers had seen the regular bombing. Bullet didn't run for his life, but chatted about the day? I almost hit my head on the head!

Are the three of you mentally retarded? Explode. The bullets are all in front of you, and you don't know how to run!

The countdown has come to the twentieth, and the three big brothers are still smiling and laughing. Bounced, and one person lit a cigarette, said.

"It's a really good toy, it's like it's real, you see there's thunder. Anyway, it's exactly the same as in the movie. ”

"yes, I've seen timed bombs when I was in our North American branch. Bullet, don't say, it really looks like this, you see this seems to be still a molded fried. Bounce it. ”

"You're talking about that plasticine-like thing, right? I was distracted, I was distracted, and the people who made this toy were really distracted, and I thought they would make a timed explosion similar to the second kick. Bounce it. ”

"Hey, hey, fifteen, fifteen, it's about to explode, do you think you can pop out a snake or blow up some golden flowers in a while?"

"I can send the three of you to heaven without heart!!"

Wang Erming was so angry that he vomited blood, and banged on the wall desperately with his fists, hoping that they could feel something strange and quickly run for their lives.

But the three big brothers are still around the bomb. Playing aside, happily smoking and chatting.

"Why don't you buy one next time, this thing is really good."

"Lao Wei, go and see if there is a manufacturer's business card in the box, why don't you keep it for future contact."

If it was possible, Wang Erming would like to rush to the next room, twist off the three out-of-stock heads, and see what was inside!

"Click!"

The countdown came to twelve.

Huang Xiaobei also heard the knocking on the wall from the bedroom next door, but ignored it.

Because there is a silly boy living in the bedroom next door, it is really normal for a silly boy to knock on the wall. It's interesting.

"Hey, it's almost ten, come and open the handicap, I bet this thing was given by the eldest lady! Ten cigarettes! ”

"I bet it was Master Dao who scared you and told you to stay away from the eldest lady."

"Damn, you two are really good, what do you leave for the poor monk? The poor monk can't bet that it was sent by some special demon party, right? ”

Huang Xiaobei slapped his hands with the old guard, "Five roots for one person!" It's a bald head! ”

Fortunately, just as the three of Commissioner Huang were about to enjoy the scenery of heaven, and just as Wang Erming was about to jump out to save the three who were out of stock, Chu Zifeng teleported to the underground dormitory with Carl.

It was also the next second that Carl appeared, fried. The countdown to the bullet has come to six!

Chu Zifeng appeared in the basement dormitory with a solemn face Carl instantly, and as soon as he arrived at the dormitory, Carl ignored the three strange eyes that were out of stock and asked loudly.

"Did someone from the Demon Party come just now?"

Before the three of them could speak, Carl found the fried one on the table. bombs, as well as enthusiastic around the table, waiting to see the bombing. The three brothers who exploded.

The expression on Carl's face froze instantly.

Looking at this scene in front of me, looking at the bombing. Beside the bullet, the smiles on the faces of the three out-of-stocks, countless questions instantly sprung up in Carl's mind.

Why not run? Why didn't the three of them run?!

They don't know that what they are in front of them is fried. Bounce? Why are they blowing up. Can you still laugh when you play? Still smiling so happily?

At this time, Huang Xiaobei also greeted Carl happily.

"Junior brother, come on, come on, we received a whole Gu prop, it's interesting, it's really fried. The bullet is exactly the same. ”

The MONOCULUS activates quickly, and a huge amount of data emerges in front of you.

Carl's eyes widened instantly when he saw the data analysis!

"This isn't a trick prop, it's a real fried. Play! The power is equivalent to 50 kilograms of TN.T explosives! Zi Feng! ”

As soon as Carl's words fell, Chu Zifeng had already quickly fried the box. The bullet was held in his arms, ready to be blown up. The bullet teleports away.

And it was in Chu Zifeng that he hugged and fried. The next second of the flick, the expressions on the faces of the three brothers instantly froze.

Watching Karna look anxious in front of him for the first time, hearing him even speak loudly to himself for the first time, even if it wasn't talking at all, but roaring!

Carl is roaring, the always gentle Carl is actually roaring?!

Commissioner Huang instantly realized a terrifying fact that could not be in horror.

It's fried. Play! And it's the kind of bombing that can kill people. Play!!

After Carl's roar ended, the smiles on the faces of Huang Xiaobei and the others disappeared.

The three of them looked at each other, and they all saw a trace of fear in each other's eyes, and did we ask stupidly?

"He, he said it was fried. Play? ”

"Okay, I think so."

"This thing can kill people and dogs if it explodes, right?"

"Donkey's life is enough to choke on the rest of the ......"

Extreme fear instantly enveloped Huang Xiaobei's whole body, staring at the plastic explosion in Chu Zifeng's arms, which had already counted down to four. Bomb, remembering that I actually don't know how to live and die. Bombardment in a room?!

The yellow commissioner, who was so frightened that his heart was about to jump out, couldn't care about anything else, raised his leg is a kick, and directly hugged him in his arms and blew it up. Chu Zifeng, who was playing, kicked the ground!

Chu Zifeng: ????

In the face of a desperate situation, Commissioner Huang, who had no human bottom line, kicked Chu Zifeng, who was blocking in front of him, to lie down, and then stepped on Chu Zifeng's head, and rushed out of the dormitory with a wolf howl.

"Mommy, help!!"

"I ........"

Chu Zifeng, who was kicked to the ground by Commissioner Huang, and he also ran out by stepping on his head, how could Chu Zifeng, who was full of questions, be ashamed and indignant!

Can be fried in the arms. The bomb was about to explode, and Chu Zifeng didn't have time to worry about Huang Xiaobei's shortage, but as soon as he raised his head, another pair of big feet stepped up.

"Fried. Play? I'm going to have to fry. Play! Linlin!! ”

"You ......"

Chu Zifeng's face turned the color of pig liver, and as soon as he raised his head, another pair of big feet stepped on.

"Master's blessing! The poor monk doesn't want to die yet! ”

"You ......"

"Help!!"

The three eldest brothers stepped on Chu Zifeng's head, and escaped from the dormitory crying wolf, how could they not be human.

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Sitting on the bed and hearing the sound of escape in the corridor, Wang Erming breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time shook his head in admiration.

"It's so fast, I fled to the first floor in two seconds, heh, in terms of escape, these three people are really invincible all over the world."

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"Did the gift arrive?"

"Delivered."

"Hehe, did our Mr. Xiaobei start to run for his life in fear as soon as he opened the gift?"

"They, they don't seem to be running."

"What did you say?"

"They seem to be blowing me up. The bullet has become a tricky prop, and now, I'm waiting around to see it explode. The bomb exploded. ”

After listening to Clinton's return and listening to what the Brandt ants saw with their own eyes, Rowan was silent for a long time before he slowly spoke.

"In the future, let's give the gift directly to Carl in the future, these three people, don't make too much contact."

"Understood."

Rowan looked at Clinton in a complicated way, and couldn't help but gasp in his mouth.

"What kind of people do you think they are?"

"From an academic point of view, it should be classified as idiots."

"Well, I think so, it seems that we should still deal with a smart guy like Carl, at least he won't be so stupid as to break us."

The performance of the three members of Commissioner Huang tonight once made the Demon Party reluctant to trouble these three big brothers again.

It seems that people are idiots to the extreme, and they can be regarded as inviolable.