As soon as the girl looked up, she saw Qiao Bei at the door, and smiled: "You're back?" I thought you weren't that fast? I just called the hospital, and the hospital said that you were discharged, and I thought you would go home first, so I came straight to your house. ”

Qiao Bei didn't reply, and in the past two months, Qiao Bei seemed to have forgotten how to speak.

"Yo? Are you still carrying bricks? You're still treating me like a thief? Not to mention that your family is poor and sour, no one wants to steal, even if you do, just this brick in your hand, hehe...... You just have an AK, and this girl can knock you down eight times, so you don't have to worry about it...... Hey, where are the chopsticks? ”

"Why are you here?" Qiao Bei didn't answer the question, and threw the brick in his hand in the corner. Coldly entered the house and put the bag in his hand on the coffee table.

"Why can't I be here? The last time I arrested you, your belongings were still at the police station, and I wanted to call you to let you go over to pick them up, but your mobile phone has been in the evidence room, and my sisters happened to be idle, so I sent them to you by the way today, hey, I asked you, where are your chopsticks? ”

"How did you get in?" Qiao Bei went to the kitchen to get a new box of chopsticks and returned to the living room.

"Can you hide the key next time with a bit of technical content, so that I, the criminal policeman, can also be a little bit of a mood to solve the case?" Ling Shan, who was rolling up her sleeves, still looked at Qiao Bei with the same disgust as before: "Where's the kettle?" These chopsticks have to be soaked in boiling water. ”

Looking at Qiao Bei, who was slow to react, Ling Shan shouted with disdain: "Hey, hey...... Look at your dead fish face, stingy, can we be like a man, and our hearts will shine brighter? ”

"You rushed to my house coldly, and I have to grin at you?"

Ling Shan took out a packing box from the bag, opened it, and shouted at Qiao Bei: "Give my sister a five-cent cheap smile, otherwise my sister will call this steak in your face!" ”

"Cut~" Qiao Bei rolled his eyes, but his heart was obviously touched by Ling Shan.

"Oh, I'll go, one is not enough, how about two?" Seeing that Qiao Bei was indifferent, Ling Shan rushed to Qiao Bei with a packing box and shouted: "Sister is out today, the steak of 160 yuan should be fed to the dog, and I will directly make you a meat sandwich bun......"

"Hey, hey...... What about dripping oil...... Hey......" Qiao Bei saw that Ling Shan really rushed over by himself, and hurriedly dodged, and the two of them circled around the dining table, and Ling Shan gave up.

"Why are you so kind?" Qiao Bei looked at the table full of dishes in the packing box, and shouted, "Dead strips, you are bleeding so much, what do you want to do?" Master is not the one who can untie your clothes for such a table......"

"You are so beautiful, my sister suddenly found out in her conscience, look at your lonely ......"

Ling Shan suddenly realized that she had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly changed her words: "I knocked you out so many times, although you deserve it, but my sister is a person who loves and hates clearly." So, today, my sister flew with half a month's salary, and set a table of wine for you to make up for you, which can be regarded as a head bar. ”

"Cut ......" Qiao Bei smiled indifferently, he no longer thought about those things, the moment he decided to leave the hospital, he had decided to look all his eyes forward.

"Hurry up, boil water and soak the chopsticks." Ling Shan shouted as she was busy.

"This is your home, my house? If you don't see that you are carrying so many things into the door, you flew out of the wall with a brick in the morning, turned freely in the air at 720 degrees, and then fell down with your face on a wooden board full of iron nails on the ground, and snapped ......"

Qiao Bei's own imagination hurts.

"Come, sister, come and try your bricks......" Ling Shan threw the things in her hand, rolled up her sleeves and ran to Qiao Bei.

"Hey...... Feed...... Injure...... What about my rib......s," Qiao Bei, who was about to drag Ling Shan into the yard by the collar, hurriedly shouted.

Ling Shan let go of Qiao Bei, clapped her hands, and shouted: "From now on, if you dare to scream in front of me, I will fall you once a day as you just said, and if it is not enough, I will add it again......"

"...... What a violent ......"

The two quarreled for a while, and then they began to wash dishes and chopsticks, and put down the table to eat.

Ling Shan raised the cup full of Coke and shouted at Qiao Bei: "After this cup, my sister will officially recognize you as a brother." ”

After speaking, drink it all.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute......" Qiao Bei was stunned for a moment, and shouted: "Where is this sister and brother, why should I be a little brother for others......

"Start today, if you dare not listen to your sister, your sister will beat you! When someone goes out to bully you, my sister will help you beat others, and then beat you again! If you dare to go out and bully others, my sister will beat you......" Ling Shan filled herself with a glass again.

"Don't drink! I don't drink even if I am killed! Qiao Bei resisted.

"If you don't drink it, sister will beat you up now......" Ling Shan stared at Qiao Bei with a smile, watching Qiao Bei go numb all over her body.

"Can we not fight with martial arts, but with civil fighting?"

"Cheng, Wendou, I'll beat you alone. Wu Dou is me who beats you, you can resist, but I believe that you can completely suppress it, and then beat you to death, you pick one......"

"Is there still human rights? The U.S. imperialists say every day Chinese There are no human rights, so you just made it out of this dead note, can we give up violence, talk about life and ideals, and talk about each other's love and youth......" Qiao Bei smiled cheaply.

"Hurry up and wipe your hara, although my sister is overwhelmed by the country and the city, but she is ...... to you ......" Ling Shan glanced at Qiao Bei, and immediately shook her body, as if goosebumps all over her body.

"Hey, let's pick up some faces, shall we? Are you still captivating the country and the city? looks the same as the heroine in "Soldier Assault", and at first glance, you know that you won't live to the end of the whole play......"

", "Soldier Assault" is full of soldiers, how can there be any heroine? You have to say that the little shadow in "I Am a Special Soldier" is almost the same, although it is not very prominent, I can gladly accept it......"

"Who's to say no? The female drug offender who was kicked to death by Xu Sanduo, two or three shots! ”

Burst!

A large mouthful of Coke sprayed on Qiao Bei's face, slowly dripping, one drop, two drops......

"Hahaha......" Ling Shan grinned.

"Wow...... It's disgusting, it's still all in the cup, why don't you have a woman germ on your body......" Qiao Bei wiped his face with a tissue and shouted angrily.

"If you offend your sister, that's the end!"

"Damn, you're only allowed to squeeze me, and I'm not allowed to resist?"

"Opposite~" Ling Shan took a sip of Coke, looked at Qiao Bei's embarrassment, and laughed nonstop.

After the two of them had eaten about the same, Ling Shan cleaned up the empty box on the table again, and took out a birthday cake from a cardboard box under the table and put it on the table.

"Sister and you have a goodbye today, it can be regarded as fate, I know that you have a birthday today, so my sister decided to say that I made a cake for you to celebrate, look, my sisters really don't pick on you, I am reluctant to buy the cake of Fuguanyuan, and it depends on your face~"

"Cut~ I didn't admit to being your little brother, tell you, don't even think about it~" Although Qiao Bei retorted so much in his mouth, a trace of warmth in his heart filled his heart.

He himself doesn't know how long it has been since he celebrated his birthday.

Ling Shan plugged in a candle, took out a lighter and lit it, smiled at Qiao Bei, and shouted, "Happy birthday!" Come, make a wish. ”

Qiao Bei stared at the candle for a long time, he wanted to talk nonsense, and he thought that people can't be ignorant, for the sake of this dead note, try not to mess with her.

Chong Lingshan smiled slightly, clasped her hands together, closed her eyes, and silently made a wish.

"What do you wish for?" Ling Shan asked as she turned the candle and cut the cake.

"I made a grand wish to the Buddha, and I am willing to bet on a woman who forgets to wear pants when she goes out with what my little master has gained in his life......"

Syllable!

A large piece of cake snorted on Qiao Bei's face, stretched out his hand, looked at Ling Shan covering his mouth and stealing fun, and shouted: "Dead strip, I fought with you......"

For a moment, the cake cream in the house flew together......

"Xiaobei!" The cry of a young man in the courtyard.

"Huh?" Qiao Bei turned his head to look into the courtyard, 'Smack! The whole cake slammed into Qiao Bei's face, and Ling Shan hit it with a blow and immediately retreated three feet.

"Xiaobei, what are you doing here?"

Qiao Bei was about to fight back again, but the young man in the courtyard was confused and asked again.

"Liu Lang, you wait a while, wait for me to extinguish this dead strip, and then answer your question." Qiao Bei grabbed the cake on his face and beckoned to Ling Shan, but was blocked by Ling Shan holding a chair.

"Truce! Truce! Someone's coming. Ling Shan hurriedly shouted at Qiao Bei. Although Qiao Bei couldn't beat himself, he didn't care how high or low he was at throwing cakes, Ling Shan's clothes were already stained with a lot of cream.

"For Liu Lang's sake, I'll let you go today." Qiao Bei got off the donkey, and while wiping the cream on his body, he asked Liu Lang, who was standing in the yard, "How do you know that I'm back?" ”

"Seeing that the iron door of your house is open, I'll come in and have a look." Liu Lang looked at the two people in the room and said with a smile: "Which one is this singing?" ”

"Mu Guiying's behead." Ling Shan swooped out the door and went to the pool to clean up the cream on her body.

"Whew! Obviously, it was Zhu Maichen who divorced his wife and splashed water in front of the horse...... "Qiao Bei also followed."

"Xiaobei, that night in the alley in front of my house, there were a lot of policemen, I saw you in the alley, called you, you didn't answer me, what are you doing?" Liu Lang asked.

"Oh......" Qiao Bei glanced at Ling Shan, turned his mind around, and said: "I'm making a movie with a crew, "Infernal Affairs 4", it happened to be a shootout scene that day, I am the male protagonist in it, this is the heroine in it, and I will be cleaned up ten or twenty times every day if I don't obey in the play." ”

"It's really fake!" Of course Liu Lang didn't believe it.

"Oh, don't believe it! Look at your Qiao family's little master, Zhou's body is snorting up and down with a literary atmosphere, not to mention that he looks so handsome, his acting skills are close to Tony Leung back then......"

"It's really." After Ling Shan finished cleaning, she threw her wet hands on Qiao Bei's face, stabbed Qiao Bei's cowhide very simply, and shouted, "Regardless of you, I'll leave first, there will be something to do in the afternoon." ”

"Hey, the house hasn't been cleaned up yet, you have to clean it up quickly, if you don't clean it, I'll clean you up when you go back." Qiao Bei directly put his head under the faucet to rinse the cream on his face, turned his head and shouted at Ling Shan.

"Xiaobei, just like you, my sister can fight thirty." Ling Shan took her own things from the house, folded them back into the pool, put a bucket on Qiao Bei's head, and then quickly flashed out of the yard.

"Stop! Don't come back for dinner tonight! Qiao Bei roared.

"You're so beautiful, my sister's schedule is full!" Ling Shan was snorting outside the wall and shouted, "I'll be free in a few days, and I'll tell you what it means to clean up people!" ”

"You are not allowed to enter my house again, and if you go in again, I will cripple you in the leg." First lame your left leg and throw it into the public security hospital, and when your left leg is healed, I will cripple your right leg again...... I don't believe that I can't clean you up......"

Qiao Bei wiped his face with a towel, crossed his waist, and yelled at the gate of the courtyard with a bullish face, but outside the wall, Ling Shan had no reply.

"Xiaobei, who?" Liu Lang asked.

"Oh, it's nothing, an actress in a play, I accidentally sang in a fake play, slept in the same bed with her for a few months, pestered me alive and dead, I can't get rid of it, it's so annoying to be handsome......"

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