Volume 1: The Past of the Heavenly Court Chapter 56 Brothers Tell Each Other
"Brother and sister Yang... Why did you come to interview in person?" asked Wang Caishen in confusion.
"Don't you know, the previous live broadcast effect was too explosive, and now the palaces of all sizes in the Heavenly Palace are paying attention to this, especially the matter involving the Tianlong team, and everyone's enthusiasm for gossip is even higher.
Our director said by name, if anyone can be the first to bring back the situation on the scene and give an extra month's bonus, the intern reporter will be turned into a regular directly.
But this side hall is too far away, and I was the first to arrive because I skipped work early to take the thief to buy new clothes?
Where are the little thieves? Where are the members of the Celestial Dragons? What about the two thieves who made a bold bet with the cow?
Niu Daring, is the food wind fairy dew in your hand real, and are you really a little black cow 30,000 years ago?
Director Yang instantly turned into a curious baby, and the 100,000 whys were like the big waves on her chest, gushing out.
"I know, I haven't seen you for a long time, why are you still so verbose!" Liu Sanzhang took over.
How does this bad old man know my old nickname!
Yang Chan only found out at this time that there was a low little old man beside her, no wonder Yang Chan couldn't see it, this Yang Chan was more than 1.75 meters tall, and she was wearing high heels, although our iron-necked Liu Sanzhang had a neck of more than ten centimeters, but the overall height was only less than 1.6 meters, (after all, she was cute!), so it's no wonder that Yang Chan didn't find out at the first time.
Yang Chan looked at Liu Sanzhang carefully a few times, and said in shock: "Liu Chang.. "Neck?oh!Teacher Liu?" almost called out Liu Sanzhang's nickname, it turned out that Liu Sanzhang had taught Yang Chan when he was a child.
"Count your little girl and still have a conscience, it just so happens that you are here, look at your teacher Liu's trial of the case. Wang Ji, bring the two Huang brothers!"
Liu Sanzhang returned to the desk used for the trial, and there were a lot of empty seats around him, and arranged for Yang Chan and Ma Zhaodi to sit down together.
Wang Caishen rummaged for a while, and finally pulled out two scorched black players from the ground, a large bullfrog with a scorched outside and tender inside, and golden on both sides, this is a yellow toad.
A golden crispy rat with white and tender skin, fragrant and delicious, this is a yellow mouse.
At this time, the two brothers were still escorted to the hall by Wang Caishen, the yellow toad was still in a coma, and although the yellow mouse woke up slowly, his heart was also trembling at this time. This cow is bold, but it is a little black cow 30,000 years ago, and the immortal law of the heavenly court is long.
How could his two brothers offend such a great immortal.
"Are there two brothers in the hall, the yellow toad and the yellow mouse?" Liu Sanzhang patted the hall in surprise and asked seriously.
"The villain deserves to die, he offended the chief of the Niu Immortal Law, and the villain deserves to die. The yellow-haired rat was sweating profusely and kept kowtowing to admit his mistake.
Liu Sanzhang frowned, this yellow-haired rat is too good.... If you are angry, it will make the onlookers feel that they are bullying others, which is not good, thinking of this, Liu Sanzhang asked in a kind voice.
"Yellow mouse, don't panic, what's the situation with the yellow toad next to you?"
"My eldest brother, my eldest brother was struck by two heavenly thunderbolts, and now he is still in a coma, I'm afraid I can't confront Niu Xianlu anymore. ”
At this time, the yellow rat had already seen the two bottles of 200,000-year-old food wind fairy dew in Niu Daring's hand, and knew that he could only bring humiliation on himself if he stayed, and wanted to escape under the pretext of an excuse.
"Then how can you do it? Speak to count, Niu Daring, you don't know the plague well, you show him. Liu Sanzhang frowned and asked.
"Hey!" Niu boldly responded, got up and came to the side of the yellow toad, and after a while, he found that although the yellow toad was scorched black, but because he often stole elixirs in the Huogong Palace, it was not a big deal, but there was a thunderbolt that just hit the crotch of his pants, and the explosion was scorched black, and it was estimated that he was crispy!
"Elder Liu, the yellow toad was struck by two heavenly thunderbolts, and his whole body was scorched black, I have a way to make him wake up on the spot, but it's just a little unsightly?" Niu said boldly and tentatively.
"What's unsightly, since you can wake up, you just say it!"
"That's the kind of adult, as long as the adult finds three or five young fairy children, and drenches a few bubbles of fairy urine on this yellow toad, the fire poison in his body can be washed away. Although he had one wound on his body that was still very serious, he should be able to wake up. ”
"This?" Liu Sanzhang frowned, what kind of prescription is this, Tong Zi Xian Urine?
"Oh! no, no, no, I'm awake, I'm awake. Liu Sanzhang hadn't replied yet, the yellow toad had already trembled and sobered up, it turned out that the yellow toad had already woken up, it was the yellow mouse who thought the same thing, and planned to pretend to be dizzy.
Sure enough, he pretended to be dizzy, and Niu boldly said with a smile: "My lord, the yellow toad has woken up, but he was hit by the thunder of the sky and hit his fifth limb, and he still needs to eat a few pieces of Chinese medicine to cure it." ”
"Niu Immortal, do you mean that the place under me that is scorched by lightning can grow well if I take some medicine?"
At this time, a wave of hope suddenly rose in the heart of the yellow toad, and everyone also found the shocking wound under him at this time.
Oops! This wound hurts to look at, and most of the onlookers unconsciously clamp a certain part of themselves.
Could it be that this cow's bold plague technique has reached the level of resurrection of dead wood in spring? This kind of wound can also be taken with medicine? Some people even have speculation.
"No, your wound should have been cut off, but I just happen to know some Chinese medicine, eat a few! Your little brother fell off by himself!" Niu boldly said frankly.
Hahaha..... There was a burst of laughter in the immortal crowd, and even Liu Sanzhang couldn't help but laugh because of Niu Daring's stunned appearance, and the two beauties around him were even more red-faced, this Niu Daring was really ......
"Ah?!" the yellow toad's face was like ashes.
"By the way, I see that since you have woken up, forget about the bet we made before, you should not have the ability to continue to pester our family Ma Zhaodi. Niu boldly added.
Yes, how can an immortal who has lost his fifth limb pursue a Taoist companion?
"But there still has to be a result! Wang Caishen, these two bottles of Fengfeng Xianlu were boldly taken out by Niu just now, you can check it on your behalf and tell everyone the results." Liu Sanzhang said.
After a careful inspection, Wang Caishen announced to everyone that it was indeed genuine.
The crowd was in an uproar, but they felt that it was still reasonable, after all, Niu Daring was now equated with the legendary little black cow among these immortals, and the three divisions of the Heavenly Palace were all present in person to prove that they were passing, and the two bottles of meal wind fairy dew may be difficult to touch in this side hall, but in the hands of the three divisions, it is commonplace.
"In this case, the two of you should also keep your promises, and when you see the chief of the Niu Immortal Law in the future, avoid it earlier. Liu Sanzhang summed up, thinking that a high-ranking immortal law chief and two humble firework hall miscellaneous servants estimated that there would be no intersection in the future. If you are too careful, it will make people feel that the cow is bold and has no stomach to accommodate people.
As soon as the immortals saw Liu Sanzhang hastily closing the case, they all knew that the excitement was probably gone, and they all wanted to leave after packing up.
"Lord Liu, the villain has something to do. When the yellow mouse heard this, he said flatteringly.
"Oh, what's the matter with you!" Liu Sanzhang was slightly stunned, this yellow-haired rat was a little ignorant.
"The villain played the Yellow Toad in the Huogong Palace, and stripped and deducted in the Huogong Palace, so he was able to save two bottles of 100,000-year-old 'Never Separate (Pear)', which are some of the accounts that the villain has left in his hands over the years. The yellow-haired rat raised his hand and presented a thick ledger.
"Yellow mouse, what are you doing here?" the yellow toad heard this, and his heart was like five thunderbolts.
"Yellow toad, you have to dare to admit what you have done by yourself! It was you who were so immortal that you had to offend the chief of the Niu Immortal Law and drag me into the water, I was really blind at the beginning, and I would recognize a big brother like you!"
The yellow mouse pretended to say, but he was thinking in his heart, yellow toad, yellow toad, you are seriously injured, it is estimated that you will be left with a disability, and I am afraid that there will be no future for you in the future, so it should be regarded as a good deed, the law of heaven and immortal law stipulates that if the complaint is true, you can get half of the stolen goods, and a bottle of 100,000 years will never be separated, which is enough for me to be free for many years!
"These accounts are very clearly recorded, yellow toad, yellow rat this is trying to divide one of your two bottles of stolen goods!" Liu Sanzhang said playfully.
"My lord, the villain is wronged! This is all the yellow rat instigating the villain, and the villain will be confused! Villain, the villain has a monitor at home, and every time the yellow rat goes to my house to get things in exchange for money! I also divide him 30% every time. The yellow toad was in a hurry, but he quickly fought back.